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The Killing Of Jesus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:14am On Mar 30, 2018
There was once a fictional character in the land of Galilee, Judea province, during the time of Emperor Tiberius.

This man committed numerous crimes including but not limited to, theft, sorcery, aggravated violence, incitement to murder, destruction of goods and properties, blasphemy, corruption of men, gang crimes, insult to authorities, impersonation, disobedience and disorderliness, fraud, etc.

One day the roman and jewish authorities got tired of his misbehaviour and arrested him. They charged him to the court of law. All his gang members ran away. No single person in the community came to give evidence or witness on his behalf. He was found guilty of charges and the law of the land was applied he was condemned to death.

He was killed with other criminals one late friday evening in front of his family.

Today, some deluded morons are celebrating this dead fictional criminal. Pity.

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Re: The Killing Of Jesus. by rekinomtla(m): 11:47am On Mar 30, 2018
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Re: The Killing Of Jesus. by enilove(m): 2:00pm On Mar 30, 2018
AlfaSeltzer:
There was once a fictional character in the land of Galilee, Judea province, during the time of Emperor Tiberius.

This man committed numerous crimes including but not limited to, theft, sorcery, aggravated violence, incitement to murder, destruction of goods and properties, blasphemy, corruption of men, gang crimes, insult to authorities, impersonation, disobedience and disorderliness, fraud, etc.

One day the roman and jewish authorities got tired of his misbehaviour and arrested him. They charged him to the court of law. All his gang members ran away. No single person in the community came to give evidence or witness on his behalf. He was found guilty of charges and the law of the land was applied he was condemned to death.

He was killed with other criminals one late friday evening in front of his family.

Today, some deluded morons are celebrating this dead fictional criminal. Pity.

Who is deluded if not you .

Is it because you don't believe that made you to cook up lies :

Matthew 27:24 KJV
When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this JUST person: see ye to it .

Jesus loves you, repent and you will be saved.

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Re: The Killing Of Jesus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:21pm On Mar 30, 2018
enilove:


Who is deluded if not you .

Is it because you don't believe that made you to cook up lies :

Matthew 27:24 KJV
When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this JUST person: see ye to it .

Jesus loves you, repent and you will be saved.

So Pilate's words are now divine truths?

And where did it contradict what I narrated?

Anyway see the epic reply Mr Pilate got:

John 19:7 King James Version (KJV)
7 The Jews answered him, We have a law, and by our law he ought to die, ....

You see, he was tried, found guilty by a grand jury of his peers and punished accordingly.

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Re: The Killing Of Jesus. by Basalt(m): 10:29am On Apr 14, 2018
AlfaSeltzer:


So Pilate's words are now divine truths?

And where did it contradict what I narrated?

Anyway see the epic reply Mr Pilate got:

John 19:7 King James Version (KJV)
7 The Jews answered him, We have a law, and by our law he ought to die, ....

You see, he was tried, found guilty by a grand jury of his peers and punished accordingly.

You are just a disgrace to humanity, that is if you are a human

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Re: The Killing Of Jesus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:19pm On Apr 14, 2018
Basalt:


You are just a disgrace to humanity, that is if you are a human

When they lack factual arguments, the followers of the nazarene zombie resort to insults.

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Re: The Killing Of Jesus. by sonmvayina(m): 1:41pm On Apr 14, 2018
What I have failed to understand is how does somebody dying move God's heart to now forgive sins, the premise is absurd..

I thought it was the same God that said, thou shall not kill?
Re: The Killing Of Jesus. by Emmanystone: 9:10pm On Apr 14, 2018
AlfaSeltzer:
There was once a fictional character in the land of Galilee, Judea province, during the time of Emperor Tiberius.

This man committed numerous crimes including but not limited to, theft, sorcery, aggravated violence, incitement to murder, destruction of goods and properties, blasphemy, corruption of men, gang crimes, insult to authorities, impersonation, disobedience and disorderliness, fraud, etc.

One day the roman and jewish authorities got tired of his misbehaviour and arrested him. They charged him to the court of law. All his gang members ran away. No single person in the community came to give evidence or witness on his behalf. He was found guilty of charges and the law of the land was applied he was condemned to death.

He was killed with other criminals one late friday evening in front of his family.

Today, some deluded morons are celebrating this dead fictional criminal. Pity.
What happened to that Genetic disease you were to die from in 2014?

You die again cheesy
Re: The Killing Of Jesus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:12am On Apr 15, 2018
Emmanystone:

What happened to that Genetic disease you were to die from in 2014?

You die again cheesy


2 Corinthians 5:17

17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.
Re: The Killing Of Jesus. by orunto27: 6:41am On Apr 15, 2018
Hitler was not inspiring and not worshipped. It's the Miracle of The Invisible God to have Jesus Christ documented and worshipped from more than 2018 years ago till now.
Re: The Killing Of Jesus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:42am On Apr 15, 2018
orunto27:
Hitler was not inspiring and not worshipped. It's the Miracle of The Invisible God to have Jesus Christ documented and worshipped from more than 2018 years ago till now.

Godwin's law.
Re: The Killing Of Jesus. by orunto27: 8:43am On Apr 15, 2018
AlfaSeltzer:


Godwin's law.
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Like Socrates, Aristotle, Ghandi and recently Awo's Inspirational Records. The Quran was written for Mohamed by St. Paul's fouth generation student. Yet non of these stand as tall as The Gospel.
Re: The Killing Of Jesus. by Emmanystone: 8:49pm On Apr 15, 2018
AlfaSeltzer:



2 Corinthians 5:17

17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.
What now? You now believe in the Bible?
Re: The Killing Of Jesus. by Niflheim(m): 6:11pm On Apr 19, 2018
@AlfaSeltzer,


"Deluded morons?" As in "these" deluded morons?

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