Osun corpers!!!!!!

Where who na dey?
Should I start my tory?..

Start. We dey here

Start your story... we dey wait....my cousin is thinking of osun state for NYSC..

FunnyDude:
Osun corpers!!!!!!


Where who na dey?

Should I start my tory?..

We dey here

Hope say u trash some punas

Ok.. Make I first of all thank Baba God for sparing my life throughout the service in the state of Aregbesola.

Yes, **clears throat**

This my story will comprises of my Nysc experiences(Good, bad), sexcapades both in Nysc camp, my ppa and also with the locals in Osun.

Let go...



The 23rd of May, 2017 is a day I'll never forget in an hurry. Ask me why? O boy.. I checked the much anticipated call up letter as every other prospective corp member of my set, I was shocked deep down my spine on what I saw on my PC in the middle of the night.

Me being born and breed up in the South Western part and schooled in the South Eastern part of Nigeria, my expectation was like Nysc will throw my Ass to the far away core Sokoto, Katsina, Maiduguri or even Chibok .. **Smiles **.

Mummy, mummy, please wake up oo.. I was posted to your home state 'The State of Osun'. Wow, mum exclaimed! The next morning, I was freaking happy because I no wan go Borno make Shekau no come daga my two balls. **Joking**.

I thought to my self, I have cheated Nysc on this, how can a Yoruba boy be serving in Yoruba land, him maternal home state for that matter , I asked? I think I'm being lucky small.

I arrived at Nysc Orientation camp at EDE.... Oh boy,
I see tight babes littering everywhere. My head wan scatter that night. As usual, I was stopped at the gate and my luggage was checked In. Beside me was a fair clean Delta chick (Evelyn) not real name though, she made the longest 3weeks in my life glamorous


Stay tuned guys...

As a smart Yoruba demon wey graduate from Enugu wey I be, I quickly follow Evelyn for yansh.

My conversation below :

Me: Hi

Evelyn : Hello

Me: I saw how you are been harassed at the gate, what happened?

Evelyn : Don't mind those people I forgot to print out my call-up letter.

Me: Alright..

Me: My name FunnyDude, what's the name?

Evelyn : Mine is Evelyn

That's how we began, and Chatted deeply that evening.

Like play, that was how I and Evelyn became two love birds in the camp almost every night.
After 4 days in camp, the bond between us has became stronger than the Electrovalent bond in chemistry.

My roomie 'Hilary' a bad guy also didn't help my matter neither, I can say he lead me on in his elderly legacy. Every night, he will said, oh boy make we enta Mamy, female hostel or go fine Bleep do. That's what turned on the beast in me that have dropped after graduation.

I and Evelyn began sex chatting almost everyday.. I won't forget in an hurry how we had our first Bleep at night at the back of Mami market all thanks to Hiliary for his God given talent.

Camp sweet ooh.

Tomorrow I will con..

I need comment before I will continue this story

FunnyDude:
I need comment before I will continue this story

bros abeg,come complete am oo,we dey wait

Hmmmm bad boy,may i go bring popcorn they chop dey wait for u here na..

We are waiting

Funnydude ...de same funnydude....from...betting Thread...nice.1...continue...Bro we don find space sitdon....carry on

let me buy popcorn and coke drink

Hello guys I'll continue the story.. Stay tuned

FunnyDude:
Hello guys I'll continue the story.. Stay tuned

sent you a pm reply

motta:
sent you a pm reply

I've replied you sir

FunnyDude:
I've replied you sir

thanks

make I book space

FunnyDude:
Ok.. Make I first of all thank Baba God for sparing my life throughout the service in the state of Aregbesola.

Yes, **clears throat**

This my story will comprises of my Nysc experiences(Good, bad), sexcapades both in Nysc camp, my ppa and also with the locals in Osun.

Let go...



The 23rd of May, 2017 is a day I'll never forget in an hurry. Ask me why? O boy.. I checked the much anticipated call up letter as every other prospective corp member of my set, I was shocked deep down my spine on what I saw on my PC in the middle of the night.

Me being born and breed up in the South Western part and schooled in the South Eastern part of Nigeria, my expectation was like Nysc will throw my Ass to the far away core Sokoto, Katsina, Maiduguri or even Chibok .. **Smiles **.

Mummy, mummy, please wake up oo.. I was posted to your home state 'The State of Osun'. Wow, mum exclaimed! The next morning, I was freaking happy because I no wan go Borno make Shekau no come daga my two balls. **Joking**.

I thought to my self, I have cheated Nysc on this, how can a Yoruba boy be serving in Yoruba land, him maternal home state for that matter , I asked? I think I'm being lucky small.

I arrived at Nysc Orientation camp at EDE.... Oh boy,
I see tight babes littering everywhere. My head wan scatter that night. As usual, I was stopped at the gate and my luggage was checked In. Beside me was a fair clean Delta chick (Evelyn) not real name though, she made the longest 3weeks in my life glamorous


Stay tuned guys...

rubbish

FunnyDude:
As a smart Yoruba demon wey graduate from Enugu wey I be, I quickly follow Evelyn for yansh.

My conversation below :

Me: Hi

Evelyn : Hello

Me: I saw how you are been harassed at the gate, what happened?

Evelyn : Don't mind those people I forgot to print out my call-up letter.

Me: Alright..

Me: My name FunnyDude, what's the name?

Evelyn : Mine is Evelyn

That's how we began, and Chatted deeply that evening.

Like play, that was how I and Evelyn became two love birds in the camp almost every night.
After 4 days in camp, the bond between us has became stronger than the Electrovalent bond in chemistry.

My roomie 'Hilary' a bad guy also didn't help my matter neither, I can say he lead me on in his elderly legacy. Every night, he will said, oh boy make we enta Mamy, female hostel or go fine Bleep do. That's what turned on the beast in me that have dropped after graduation.

I and Evelyn began sex chatting almost everyday.. I won't forget in an hurry how we had our first Bleep at night at the back of Mami market all thanks to Hiliary for his God given talent.

Camp sweet ooh.



Tomorrow I will con..

nonsense

FunnyDude:
As a smart Yoruba demon wey graduate from Enugu wey I be, I quickly follow Evelyn for yansh.

My conversation below :

Me: Hi

Evelyn : Hello

Me: I saw how you are been harassed at the gate, what happened?

Evelyn : Don't mind those people I forgot to print out my call-up letter.

Me: Alright..

Me: My name FunnyDude, what's the name?

Evelyn : Mine is Evelyn

That's how we began, and Chatted deeply that evening.

Like play, that was how I and Evelyn became two love birds in the camp almost every night.
After 4 days in camp, the bond between us has became stronger than the Electrovalent bond in chemistry.

My roomie 'Hilary' a bad guy also didn't help my matter neither, I can say he lead me on in his elderly legacy. Every night, he will said, oh boy make we enta Mamy, female hostel or go fine Bleep do. That's what turned on the beast in me that have dropped after graduation.

I and Evelyn began sex chatting almost everyday.. I won't forget in an hurry how we had our first Bleep at night at the back of Mami market all thanks to Hiliary for his God given talent.

Camp sweet ooh.

Tomorrow I will con..

I used to say that the education of average yoruba guys is a waste....

look at what this hired slave is talking......

u were sent to serve nigeria.......u went there and start sexing nigeria and descrating osun.....no wonder the state gov can't pay workers coz of una unbearable adulterous life......

I won't entirely blame u coz this is how nigeria was created and named after a night of bloody d hot sex between lugard and flora....

and now instead of this president without certificate to work.....he still busy watching how Nigeria was almagamated.....