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Re: Why Russia Is Afraid Of Jehovah’s Witnesses by enimooko: 7:16pm On May 23, 2018
M0ron:


Idiot, swords are offense weapons. Jesus armed his disciples and you fools deny such a fact. Heretics
Many new generation Pentecostals deny that Jesus armed his disciples with God's word and the Holy Ghost and foolishly deny such a fact. Heretics are continually filling their skirts with physical blood and spiritual blood of innocent victims. Those orthodox, protestants and Pentecostal who live by the sword will die by the sword
Re: Why Russia Is Afraid Of Jehovah’s Witnesses by enimooko: 8:50pm On May 23, 2018
M0ron:
Oh, the swords were for swatting mosquitoes
A Pentecostal church prize for you
Re: Why Russia Is Afraid Of Jehovah’s Witnesses by enimooko: 10:11pm On May 23, 2018
M0ron:


Buffoon please understand where the rhetorical question came from
But you did not address the issue - why is there no peace in Northern Ireland for over 30yrs?
Re: Why Russia Is Afraid Of Jehovah’s Witnesses by M0ron: 4:10am On May 24, 2018
enimooko:
But you did not address the issue - why is there no peace in Northern Ireland for over 30yrs?

We are on to Russia.

Jesus arms his unarmed disciples with two deadly weapons not toys

And a buffoon here won’t bear arms
Re: Why Russia Is Afraid Of Jehovah’s Witnesses by M0ron: 4:11am On May 24, 2018
enimooko:
A Pentecostal church prize for you

Sideshows when cornered.

Jesus armed his hitherto unarmed disciples with deadly weapons

Let that fact slice throug your man made shitty doctrines like hot knife in butter
Re: Why Russia Is Afraid Of Jehovah’s Witnesses by M0ron: 4:13am On May 24, 2018
enimooko:
Many new generation Pentecostals deny that Jesus armed his disciples with God's word and the Holy Ghost and foolishly deny such a fact. Heretics are continually filling their skirts with physical blood and spiritual blood of innocent victims. Those orthodox, protestants and Pentecostal who live by the sword will die by the sword

He armed them with TWO PHYSICAL SWORDS TWO DEADLY WEAPONS DESIGNED TO KILL, over and above Holy Ghost and Word, unless you suggest the two swords were a metaphor.

If you think so just state it
Re: Why Russia Is Afraid Of Jehovah’s Witnesses by M0ron: 4:14am On May 24, 2018
enimooko:
Oh yes we Pentecostals believe Jesus armed his disciples with the holy spirit but armed the m0rons with swords, bombs, and nuclear missiles to kill the other Christians who are in less privileged situations...

TWO PHYSICAL KILLER WEAPONS AKA SWORDS
Re: Why Russia Is Afraid Of Jehovah’s Witnesses by M0ron: 4:15am On May 24, 2018
Riofidelio:
God bless you for agreeing that everyone is entitled to his/her own opinion,faith or ideology no matter how STUPID it may sound to you(1Corinthians 2:14) as long as they're HARMLESSLY going about their respective businesses! cheesy cheesy cheesy So please help US tell the other annoying man that this is what TOLERANCE mean and that it's essential for PEACE to reign in any society!

Jesus armed his disciples with TWO DEADLY WEAPONS. As soon as you can wrap your puny brain around that hard fact then I will respond to you
Re: Why Russia Is Afraid Of Jehovah’s Witnesses by enimooko: 12:30pm On May 24, 2018
M0ron:


TWO PHYSICAL KILLER WEAPONS AKA SWORDS
According to M0ron chapter 1 verse 10 we read those words tongue
Re: Why Russia Is Afraid Of Jehovah’s Witnesses by enimooko: 12:32pm On May 24, 2018
M0ron:


He armed them with TWO PHYSICAL SWORDS TWO DEADLY WEAPONS DESIGNED TO KILL, over and above Holy Ghost and Word, unless you suggest the two swords were a metaphor.

If you think so just state it
He armed them with TWO PHYSICAL SWORDS grin grin grin When boxed to a corner, Pentecostals try to invent conversations...BTW i tot only one religious group is often accused of taking the bible physically tongue
Re: Why Russia Is Afraid Of Jehovah’s Witnesses by enimooko: 12:38pm On May 24, 2018
M0ron:
Sideshows when cornered. Jesus armed his hitherto unarmed disciples with deadly weapons

Let that fact slice throug your man made shitty doctrines like hot knife in butter
Jesus armed his hitherto unarmed disciples with deadly weapons in your spiritual dreams. But nowhere in Gods word will you find true Christians falling for your apostate and worldly interpretations. Those who live by the sword will .....and you still have the prize grin
Re: Why Russia Is Afraid Of Jehovah’s Witnesses by enimooko: 12:43pm On May 24, 2018
M0ron:


We are on to Russia.

Jesus arms his unarmed disciples with two deadly weapons not toys

And a buffoon here won’t bear arms
why is there no peace in Northern Ireland for over 30yrs? ....and to add to your nightmares - Why was your church killing innocent people who are of a different faith for 30years? - Did your pastors turn every innocent member into a Mor0nic slowpoke
Re: Why Russia Is Afraid Of Jehovah’s Witnesses by M0ron: 3:48am On May 25, 2018
enimooko:
why is there no peace in Northern Ireland for over 30yrs? ....and to add to your nightmares - Why was your church killing innocent people who are of a different faith for 30years? - Did your pastors turn every innocent member into a Mor0nic slowpoke

You are barking all over yet you can’t exolain why Jesus armed his unarmed disciples with deadly weapons

Fool
Re: Why Russia Is Afraid Of Jehovah’s Witnesses by M0ron: 3:49am On May 25, 2018
enimooko:
Jesus armed his hitherto unarmed disciples with deadly weapons in your spiritual dreams. But nowhere in Gods word will you find true Christians falling for your apostate and worldly interpretations. Those who live by the sword will .....and you still have the prize grin



Oh really?

The two swords were spiritual? cheesy

Luke 22:35-36 (ESV)
35 And he said to them, “When I sent you out with no moneybag or knapsack or sandals, did you lack anything?” They said, “Nothing.” 36 He said to them, “But now let the one who has a moneybag take it, and likewise a knapsack. And let the one who has no sword sell his cloak and buy one.


So the disciples who were to sell their cloaks and buy swords were ‘apostate and worldly’

What an utter idiot grin grin grin

In fact, Jesus’ disciples walked around with swords,and he only prevented them from using them to defend him from his imminent arrest

John 8:10-11 (ESV)
10 Then Simon Peter, having a sword, drew it and struck the high priest's servant and cut off his right ear. (The servant's name was Malchus.) 11 So Jesus said to Peter, “Put your sword into its sheath; shall I not drink the cup that the Father has given me?


So Jesus tells them to buy swords,and a few hours later they show up with swords.

Luke 22:49 (ESV)
49 And when those who were around him saw what would follow, they said, “Lord, shall we strike with the sword?” 50 And one of them struck the servant of the high priest and cut off his right ear.


Swords were the highest,the most state-of-the-art offense weaponry. In modern terms that would have been guns, Kalashnikovs. Jesus suffered his disciples to bear arms but because you are lobotomized to worship a deranged fool’s doctrine from Watchtower Society, you can’t think for yourself useless mumu. Brainwashed mongoloid.

Who was your founder,the Freemason Rutherford. He invented shitty doctrines and because you are so unthinking,you can’t question anything he said. Because if you did,that would make him fallible yet he passed himself as infallible. That’s why you have to twist and wrest scriptures just to uphold your traditional teachings bloody fool
Re: Why Russia Is Afraid Of Jehovah’s Witnesses by enimooko: 4:58am On May 25, 2018
M0ron:
Oh really?Luke 22:35-36 (ESV)
35 And he said to them, “When I sent you out with no moneybag or knapsack or sandals, did you lack anything?” They said, “Nothing.” 36 He said to them, “But now let the one who has a moneybag take it, and likewise a knapsack. And let the one who has no sword sell his cloak and buy one.

Luke 22:49 (ESV)

[b]John 8:10- 11 (ESV)
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...and pray tell - what is a spiritual sword? undecided

You keep sounding like the ill-mannered drunkards of Ephraim. What you should do is to buy the book titled "Bible Idioms for Mor0ns" which features:
1. "'But, if thy right eye doth cause thee to stumble, pluck it out and cast from thee, for it is good to thee that one of thy members may perish, and not thy whole body be cast to gehenna."
2. "The kingdom of heaven suffereth violence."
3. "Turn the other cheek"
4. "But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one"
5. "go and sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor"

You can also get hold of the PDF version of John Gills "Exposition of the Entire Bible" While stumbling on - read Prof. Yoder Ellul, revised edition of "Anarchy and Christianity", maybe this will soothe the plague afflicting your scrotum and ease the pernicious brainwashing of your soul.

..and really why should I worship the pastors who are collecting part of the Nigerian security 2Billion dollars meant for the "sword" or accept the doctrine of pastors who used church money for lavish wedding party in Dubai, while asking their members to live an austere life of denial - Ode

...and BTW i tot its only the Jehovist who are labelled as - taking the bible literally tongue

Finally, those who live by the sword will .....and you still have the prize
Re: Why Russia Is Afraid Of Jehovah’s Witnesses by enimooko: 5:05am On May 25, 2018
M0ron:


You are barking all over yet you can’t exolain why Jesus armed his unarmed disciples with deadly weapons

Fool
grin grin grin grin grin
Don't imitate Bill G. below

Re: Why Russia Is Afraid Of Jehovah’s Witnesses by Nobody: 8:37am On May 25, 2018
M0ron:


Jesus armed his disciples with TWO DEADLY WEAPONS. As soon as you can wrap your puny brain around that hard fact then I will respond to you
Haaaaaaaaaaaa what a relief at last! God bless you again and again for that thoughtfulness of yours. So each and everyone of US can come to the PEACEFUL resolution that anyone who disagreed with our ideology is just a slowpoke and therefore walk away gently in search of someone else who may agree with what we considered WISDOM or better still what MORONS considered INSANITY! cheesy cheesy cheesy

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