NASTY: Making of Mrs. VICKY's Book [PICTURE]

How to turn your article on Nairaland to a book. I'll show you how we did it.

Note: Vicky stands for vagina in this book.

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If you know your article belongs to an evergreen niche, it's original, and it's worth it, common, turn it to a fùcking book. Books make more money than blogs.

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Unfortunately, there are people who will call you an eBook seller, but don't worry — their children or relations will buy that book one day. It's just a matter of time.

After 100 years, the author of the book and the person who made fun of you for selling and books will be dead, but the book will still be there making money for your children and grandchildren. Think about the future and not the pains of abuse or criticism.

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Before I show you how the book and cover were created, I'll say a few things about relationship.

Nigerian men complain about most Nigerian women being too demanding, loud and all that, but I disagree.

A woman can only demand from a man who brags about being rich or a clueless man. They can also demand from a good-bad guy, but are always careful when they do that.


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About the book's birth.

This is a GMC who had a chat with a cute girl and he ESCOFilized her, so I decided to turn it to a book and use it to teach men how to replicate it and keep their relationships vibrant, fun, sweet, and crazy even if it's a long distance relationship.

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Most relationships are boring, so I have come to help out with this book. I wasn't writing a book, but an article.

On the thread where I posted these great tips for free, some nice guys came to attack me, so I decided to take it down and turn it to a book. When something is given for free, most don't see the value.

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Here is how the cover of the book was created.

You see, turning anything to money is easy. All you need is to think. #Don'tBeLazy

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Here is how the free article was turned to a book.

They were all copied from those our threads on Nairaland to Microsoft Word and were professionally formatted with extra tips.


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Creating the book cover

I opened my browser and typed: www.pixabay.com to grab a free image.

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On the search bar of pixabay, I typed: Cloud. This is to help me get different cloud-like images.

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I scrolled down and saw the one I liked.


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I checked if it's free for commercial use and yes, it was as the first arrow depicts. I checked if the size of the image is up to 1MB and above, and yes, it was more. It's good to pick images of high MB which will translate to a high quality design.

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I downloaded it, opened Photoshop, and slammed it there. After an hour or less, I was done.


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This simple process I went through costs ₦5,000.00 if you give it to a graphic designer to do. But we got it for free. Though, we outsource most of my designs but I do it at times because it's easy. When you see things as easy, they'll be easy.

Below is the cover.

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Here is the 3D version.

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What is the moral of this thread? The morals are:

1. Turn your time on Nairaland to money.
2. Learn a skill even if it's just graphic design or web design.
3. Have fun, but don't forget to be productive because time waits for no man.

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These free articles I posted for free and was abused by some guys have been turned to a book and those threads will be taken down. This book is not cheap. These were the same things that were given out for free.

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The lesson here is: free things have no value.

There are different formulas of wealth and one is: Packaging + Persistence + Originality + Exposure.

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Finally, you can buy the 200+ page book for just ₦7,000.00.

All our books are original and they work. If you're a man and you haven't read any of our relationship books, you're missing.

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Thank you.

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This guy you are just a jobless fool.

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Do check them out. We're still working on them.

Ire2:
This guy you are just a jobless fool.

He is 3x richer than you

#fact.

BiafranBushBoy:


He is 3x richer than you

#fact.

Shut up fool.

Ire2:


Shut up fool.

These guys you are refering to as fools are earning legit money. What a wise person will do is to observe,learn,and try to replicate their models. But that's a wise person.

Ire2:


Shut up fool.

OK. Lol

Obudupikin:


These guys you are refering to as fools are earning legit money. What a wise person will do is to observe,learn,and try to replicate their models. But that's a wise person.

Allow the dude to wallow in frustration and ignorance.

Lol... Life is quite hard out there.

Obudupikin:


These guys you are refering to as fools are earning legit money. What a wise person will do is to observe,learn,and try to replicate their models. But that's a wise person.

Bros I too am earning legit money. If you feel I am not earning legit money, you and BiafranBushBoy, please explain how I am able to buy clothes, put food on my table and still own an iPhone 8...

Ire2:


Bros I too am earning legit money. If you feel I am not earning legit money, you and BiafranBushBoy, please explain how I am able to buy clothes, put food on my table and still own an iPhone 8...

Congrats too on your iPhone X. I am using a Techno wxp as my phone and a corolla spider as my car 2010 model.

Also, I don't stay in a self-contain

a self con in Lag is 250k/year.

BiafranBushBoy:


Congrats too on your iPhone X. I am using a Techno wxp as my phone and a corolla spider as my car 2010 model.

Also, I don't stay in a self-contain

a self con in Lag is 250k/year.

Mumu iPhone 8 and iPhone X ain't the same. Lmao, spider 2010? Bros boys they use glk 350 with zdx nor be spider when don reign go., try upgrade. The country is hard but God go help you.