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Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by generationz(f): 12:23am On Jul 20, 2018
iLegendd:
I tell cute girls to pay me before I'll fùck them. My díck is not for free. The table has been turned and that is how it will forever be.

Despite how stingy I am to women, they still respect me and want to to date me.
so you are a gigolo ehn

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Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by hope4nigeria(m): 12:27am On Jul 20, 2018
iLegendd:
I tell cute girls to pay me before I'll fùck them. My díck is not for free. The table has been turned and that is how it will forever be.

Despite how stingy I am to women, they still respect me and want to to date me.
you're a 419 , how come your profile shows you're a Female?
Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by rex444(m): 2:22am On Jul 20, 2018
Neil Straus's line.....weh done....next time look for possible ioi
Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by Organs(m): 2:34am On Jul 20, 2018
iLegendd:
In summary, I didn't buy for cute Mercy, but for the guy.

Typing...



This is sooo stupid why must you have something in return (including trying to prove a very stupid point) You are full of your mumu stupid ego, someone asks for corn and you couldn't buy it, cos you wan prove nonsense.... when black people go understand say the ultimate behaviour is to aim to put a smile on any one you encounters face whenever you can and stop thinking about the me-me-me and what you want to prove. Maybe she actually has no money and wanted that corn? and maybe you will not ever see her again? You just deprived yourself an opportunity to show goodwill to a stranger while expecting nothing in return. "non sibi sed aliis" - Not for us but for others.

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Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by purem(m): 2:38am On Jul 20, 2018
This morron again

The mods are suppose to ban you for impersonation and teaching nonsense

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Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by Sike(m): 7:04am On Jul 20, 2018
Is this OP a HR or she?
Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by iLegendd(m): 7:07am On Jul 20, 2018
rex444:
Neil Straus's line.....weh done....next time look for possible ioi
90% of the time I don't look for indicator of interest. There is a stage you'll get in the game, you'll have a mindset called ALL WOMEN LOVE ME. With this mindset, you don't need to look for IOI. Mindset is powerfully contagious. What you believe is what will come to you.

There are three things men should do when interacting with a woman.

1. Speak to her like your younger sister even if she's 40 years and you're 30 (this will keep you relax)
2. Speak to her with humor as if you already know each other from childhood — and not like a stranger (this will boost your confidence)
3. Speak to her with the mindset that she already loves you (this is psychological mirroring in hynopisis — she'll respond as if you're using jazz).

These three things work like magic.

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Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by iLegendd(m): 7:12am On Jul 20, 2018
Organs:




This is sooo stupid why must you have something in return (including trying to prove a very stupid point) You are full of your mumu stupid ego, someone asks for corn and you couldn't buy it, cos you wan prove nonsense.... when black people go understand say the ultimate behaviour is to aim to put a smile on any one you encounters face whenever you can and stop thinking about the me-me-me and what you want to prove. Maybe she actually has no money and wanted that corn? and maybe you will not ever see her again? You just deprived yourself an opportunity to show goodwill to a stranger while expecting nothing in return. "non sibi sed aliis" - Not for us but for others.

You won't understand, Sir. We don't give women money or buy them food (except occasionally), but we teach them a skill that will generate money for them. We don't give fish, we teach how to fish.

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Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by iLegendd(m): 7:17am On Jul 20, 2018
purem:
This morron again

The mods are suppose to ban you for impersonation and teaching nonsense

Fixed.


Móron.
Supposed.

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Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by iLegendd(m): 7:19am On Jul 20, 2018
hope4nigeria:
you're a 419 , how come your profile shows you're a Female?
My own pass 419. It's 519.
Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by iLegendd(m): 7:21am On Jul 20, 2018
generationz:

so you are a gigolo ehn
No, I demand just for fun. Not serious about my demands. It's just a way to tease them and turn the table around. No gender has a monopoly of demanding.

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Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by Skyfornia(m): 7:23am On Jul 20, 2018
Iberibesm

Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by rex444(m): 8:51am On Jul 20, 2018
iLegendd:
90% of the time I don't look for indicator of interest. There is a stage you'll get in the game, you'll have a mindset called ALL WOMEN LOVE ME. With this mindset, you don't need to look for IOI. Mindset is powerfully contagious. What you believe is what will come to you.

There are three things men should do when interacting with a woman.

1. Speak to her like your younger sister even if she's 40 years and you're 30 (this will keep you relax)
2. Speak to her with humor as if you already know each other from childhood — and not like a stranger (this will boost your confidence)
3. Speak to her with the mindset that she already loves you (this is psychological mirroring in hynopisis — she'll respond as if you're using jazz)

These three things work like magic.
been off d game tho,got a oneitis ...
Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by Organs(m): 3:23pm On Jul 20, 2018
iLegendd:


You won't understand, Sir. We don't give women money or buy them food (except occasionally), but we teach them a skill that will generate money for them. We don't give fish, we teach how to fish.



You just don't get it. Stop making choices and conclusions for People. Stop giving unsolicited advice, opinions and whatnot. I will give you audience if i am hungry and you feed me and now you want to talk or advice rather than the i will only buy you food if......sorry to say are you Igbo? Mostly Ibos or some yorubas have this stupid mentality. Pay it forward.... you pay for food for someone you dont even know that will come and get it. Make the world a better place my friend without been judgmental.
Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by iLegendd(m): 3:30pm On Jul 20, 2018
Organs:




You just don't get it. Stop making choices and conclusions for People. Stop giving unsolicited advice, opinions and whatnot. I will give you audience if i am hungry and you feed me and now you want to talk or advice rather than the i will only buy you food if......sorry to say are you Igbo? Mostly Ibos or some yorubas have this stupid mentality. Pay it forward.... you pay for food for someone you dont even know that will come and get it. Make the world a better place my friend without been judgmental.
Okay, Pastor Do Good. The best thing you should do is to avoid my threads because I have crazier stories of my stinginess to share. Have a nice day, Sir.
Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by iLegendd(m): 3:31pm On Jul 20, 2018
rex444:
been off d game tho,got a oneitis ...
Eyah, sorry. Pick up from where you left off.
Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by Adasun(m): 3:31pm On Jul 20, 2018
donbachi:
i got nothing from this
then u are truely a dullard. No humour!
Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by iLegendd(m): 3:38pm On Jul 20, 2018
Adasun:
then u are truely a dullard. No humour!
Not everyone understands what we teach. Don't mind them.

This is why our cheapest book is 7k and people are buying them everyday. These people buying them are people who know the worth. Even if we increase it to 15k, they'll buy if they have the money.

People who aren't buying it will be on the fence wondering why these other people are buying these books. That is the mystery they'll never understand until they read and practice, then their eyes will open.

So, don't mind them.

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Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by Nobody: 3:40pm On Jul 20, 2018
seriously??there is 'f' in ur profile, signifying female i didnt understand wen u started talking about a girl, i was like....'is she a lesbian' before i understood ur lia mohammed profile, aren't u proud to be a man y choose an 'f' instead of 'm'. Fine, u made sense buh be truthful my dear op

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Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by donbachi(m): 3:41pm On Jul 20, 2018
Adasun:
then u are truely a dullard. No humour!
sorry sir
Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by Adasun(m): 3:43pm On Jul 20, 2018
Organs:




This is sooo stupid why must you have something in return (including trying to prove a very stupid point) You are full of your mumu stupid ego, someone asks for corn and you couldn't buy it, cos you wan prove nonsense.... when black people go understand say the ultimate behaviour is to aim to put a smile on any one you encounters face whenever you can and stop thinking about the me-me-me and what you want to prove. Maybe she actually has no money and wanted that corn? and maybe you will not ever see her again? You just deprived yourself an opportunity to show goodwill to a stranger while expecting nothing in return. "non sibi sed aliis" - Not for us but for others.
ur own stupidity got no boundary.



In short,it wil take a great deal of preaching to ever bring u out of dis slavery mindset.



Was da guy he bought corn for not a stranger? If da gal is not with money,wat brought her there in da first place.



Ode! Olodo! Defending and worshipping vaginal since inception. Is ur type dat ride pass a fellow guy and stop to carry a lady as if they is a gender that has a monopoly for help.



In ur state of being wise,u show ur stupidity.

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Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by iLegendd(m): 3:44pm On Jul 20, 2018
debbycreamy:
seriously??there is 'f' in ur profile, signifying female i didnt understand wen u started talking about a girl, i was like....'is she a lesbian' before i understood ur lia mohammed profile, aren't u proud to be a man y choose an 'f' instead of 'm'. Fine, u made sense buh be truthful my dear op
Let's start up a family. What's your genotype?
Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by Adasun(m): 3:46pm On Jul 20, 2018
debbycreamy:
seriously??there is 'f' in ur profile, signifying female i didnt understand wen u started talking about a girl, i was like....'is she a lesbian' before i understood ur lia mohammed profile, aren't u proud to be a man y choose an 'f' instead of 'm'. Fine, u made sense buh be truthful my dear op
hw many times would he tell u guys dat da "f" stands for financial. Olodo!
Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by Nobody: 3:58pm On Jul 20, 2018
Adasun:
hw many times would he tell u guys dat da "f" stands for financial. Olodo!
What is ur business, was i talking to u, can't u grow up for ones? Did nairaland signify it as financial or wateva u call it. Goooosssshhhh!
Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by Nobody: 3:59pm On Jul 20, 2018
iLegendd:
Let's start up a family. What's your genotype?
I'm married
Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by iLegendd(m): 4:03pm On Jul 20, 2018
debbycreamy:

I'm married
Do you know you're cheating on your husband for being on Romance Section?

This section for us who are single. Honey, it's time to relocate to Family Section. cool
Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by Adasun(m): 4:53pm On Jul 20, 2018
debbycreamy:

What is ur business, was i talking to u, can't u grow up for ones? Did nairaland signify it as financial or wateva u call it. Goooosssshhhh!
he is responsible for everything he post here on nairaland including da "f" on his monikar and whatever it means.



Bleep off if ur tiny brain can't comprehend dat.
Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by Viserion: 4:58pm On Jul 20, 2018
iLegendd:
I'll forget, trust me. I don't want to promise, then fail you at last.
alright then I'll try to keep up.
Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by Dacronym(m): 5:02pm On Jul 20, 2018
iLegendd:
"What about the pear?" I asked again. "It's 4 for ₦50." Since I wasn't hungry, I requested for ₦50 corn and ₦50 pear.

Typing...
You're not hungry and you chop 100# corn and pear
How many would you eat if you were?
Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by Organs(m): 5:51pm On Jul 20, 2018
Adasun:
ur own stupidity got no boundary.



In short,it wil take a great deal of preaching to ever bring u out of dis slavery mindset.



Was da guy he bought corn for not a stranger? If da gal is not with money,wat brought her there in da first place.



Ode! Olodo! Defending and worshipping vaginal since inception. Is ur type dat ride pass a fellow guy and stop to carry a lady as if they is a gender that has a monopoly for help.



In ur state of being wise,u show ur stupidity.


Look at this stupid mumu that is incapable of common sense. Go read the story again mumu.... He only bought for the guy to "show" or prove a stupid point to the girl, also he was the one that spoke to the lady first. Stingy mumu, it's your type that will be pestering a gala seller for sex because you said leave the change for your #200 naira change. Anyways those are the type of girls you roll with. Those that are really poor and maybe needy, you want to take advantage of. How much is corn and you want to prove pythagoras theorem on top #200 corn... chai poverty mentality. Ol boy levels dey, those things are beneath me, Thank God. I will not under any circumstances use food, need, want etc to teach a lesson or prove a point or request someones number or try to date someone, just because the person has those needs. Its poor, wretched folks like you that do that.

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Re: SHE'S SHOCKED: I Went to Buy Corn And Met Her. This Is What Happened [PICTURE] by Adasun(m): 6:09pm On Jul 20, 2018
Organs:



Look at this stupid mumu that is incapable of common sense. Go read the story again mumu.... He only bought for the guy to "show" or prove a stupid point to the girl, also he was the one that spoke to the lady first. Stingy mumu, it's your type that will be pestering a gala seller for sex because you said leave the change for your #200 naira change. Anyways those are the type of girls you roll with. Those that are really poor and maybe needy, you want to take advantage of. How much is corn and you want to prove pythagoras theorem on top #200 corn... chai poverty mentality. Ol boy levels dey, those things are beneath me, Thank God. I will not under any circumstances use food, need, want etc to teach a lesson or prove a point or request someones number or try to date someone, just because the person has those needs. Its poor, wretched folks like you that do that.
hahahaha ur stupidity shows all over ur write up.



It seems everything u wrote above have been done by u. Don't tell me u actually imagine those sewage u wrote.



Ur olodo brain said da basic aim of someone is to put a smile on another's face, but dat ur fermented silos u called brain didn't comprehend where da op said da "gal smile"



your stupidity knew no bounds. U are even typeing out of context.



Ode! Shame on u.

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