(BABA OLOWO D LONG PRICK)

(episode 1 olo oma je!!)

this story na for all my niggas out there

my name na emeka okafor but my guys they call me cronaldo aka baba olowo the long prick

any how sha me won yan una wetin been happen to me sometimes ago

he get one girl i been dey eye too much,the girl fine and she con get big kaka no be small
but the thing be say she dey kiri groundnut
so that fatefull day me just sidon dey collect small breeze for outside of my yard for evening
na him i sight the girl from afar
she been dey sell her market,ewo me i shout no be that girl be this chaiiiiii
omo na today i go toast her o,
e don tey where konji been dey hold me since anytime i dey see this girl
like so i package myself wella con dey reason how i go take talk to her make at least i collect her number
oboy this girl too get big yansh me i must chop am whether devil like it or not me na big boy na,like so the girl come they waka they come o
na him i gather moral call am
how far fine girl me won buy groundnut
omo like so she come they wine yansh they come o
anyways me na cool guy so me i compose myself wella, she con ask me how much own me kon tell her 20 naira own na so she come do fast fast fill am give me
oboy na him i bring out my wallet samer the girl 1000 naira note
give me change
ahhhhh!! the girl shout how me won take find change with this one o
for only 20 naira groundnut na him u dey give me 1000 naira?
As me and the girl they talk how we go take find change like so me i tell am say no wahala me i fit leave the 1k for u o
but u go need give me ur number na make i dey halla u how far
na so she begin they laugh o
oboy the tin sweet my heart no be small me fit do anytin just to get that yansh o no be lie,
na him the girl tell me say she no get phone
but anyhow sha say she dey usually pass here wella,

like so i tell am say no wahala as far say we go dey see me i dey ok

before i talk finish like so one of my niggi oboy enter just hail me
baba olowo the long prick!!!!
Like so i look the girl face oboy her face change o
i been won ignore the idiot but he still hail me again baba olowo the very long prick!!!!
Chaiii this guy don spoil my parrow with this girl o which kind devil be this
my guy don even near me self dey shine teeth
na so me i compose dey laugh self oboy enter how u dey na my guy

him self come dey laugh o baba me i dey o how the levels na

as we come dey gist they laugh like normal guys level na

na him this guy con hail me again o baba olowo the long prick!!!!

Na him i hear big hiss for my back as i turn make i look who be that

na so that girl con dey speak yoruba o
olo oma je !! Olo oma je!!
I say olo oma wetin?
Wetin happen which one be olo ma je!!
Na so the girl come dey arrange her tins o

so na u be that baba olowo the long prick make we dey hear for area here, so na u go Bleep my friend make she bleed abi?

i say which friend be that?
She con say Kehinde be her name
ewo like so i remember one girl make me i fire down last week
the girl tight die but me i no won know
she been dey say make i take am easy but for where me dey fire no be small
oboy after wen me don take sk con join am with tramol and one aboki drink make dem give me
the girl been dey claim slay queen for the area that day she confess
say mohammed they live on top mountain,muslim people they talk say mohammed dey always go mountain but this one na the opposite

the girl run wen we dey 7th round
oboy the news cast everywhere how me i won take lie cover this one o

i for say why my guys they call me baba olowo the long prick

me just laugh tell her say na only 2 rounds we go na
she con say na lie jo a whole kehinde the area mama make they withstand any prick

come area they warn all of us say make we beware of baba olowo the long prick
say the guy thing no get measurement he just long anyhow

ahhhh me i shout chaiiiii which kind casting tins be this one na
na so i start to dey lie for this girl say no o my prick no long o
but the tin just dey average na

na so the girl con ask me say make she see am na whether she go believe me

na so i con tell am make we go one corner na

oboy like so me and my guy oboy enter and the girl con go one shop make dem close nearby

the girl con say open am na make we see am

oboy me no waist time draw my jeans go down with my boxers

ahhhhhh mogbe !!!!

My guy run one side the girl run go the other side
the way them take run ehh make everybody for the street pick race

no body even get time to dey ask wetin happen everybody bob
ahhhh fear catch me o

me con dey wonder wetin happen abi dem see ghost

before i know ehh street don empty people leave their shops run

the girl leave her groundnut run my paddy they run hole him trouser make they sag every body ewole!!!

like so i take pack the girl train of groundnut
na so me i just kukuma enter my house jejely

as i con dey wonder wetin happen like so my phone con ring!!

Please do whatch out for episode 2 abeg do drop ur comments

Episode 2 (oga my prick is no stand)


(a story for all my niggas)

As i pick my phone up to answer the call omo na him i hear shout ooo my guy my guy long time no see na

i say ah ah who be this

na so him remind me say na ur guy na half kilo

ahhhhh like so me i shout half kilo my guy how far na,wetin dey happen na long time no see

him con say me i just come back now from abuja to con see my family, where u dey now come my area here for festac na make we balling club na today na friday

ahhh me i say no wahala as far na flexing tins me i dey there no shaking

him cut the call oboy me i con dey reason am my guy make just leave us waka go hustle for abuja now e don show

e be like say pepe don rest for himside o baba don blow!!

Me sharpaly enter bathroom freshen up wear my fancy cloth spray my perfume oboy na club tins we dey now o!!

I come outside i rush go stand for bustop they wait for bus finally i con see festac side bus

like so me i fallen sharp sharp
i dey pray make i reach there at fast fast me i know get time to waist o today na today

oboy before i know i con notice say one man dey preach inside the bus abt natural sexual booster for men

the man just dey talk they talk how the tin go take benefit u and ur woman for bed

na so the man con ask abeg who go need this medicine before i come down

before i know i see two hands up

i look back wetin i see i know believe am

na one man with him son na only them raise up their hands
the man con say
oga abeg my prick is no stand!!!

Laugh won kill me inside bus chaiii which one be my prick is no stand!!!

U con know wetin the seller con
tell the man?
My friend dont worry you have
setanfujaasisiiiii
me i get the cure for it both u and ur son

ahhhhh which one be this one again o
for my life i never hear the name of this sickness before o

the seller con say my friend dont worry i will give u the medicine now for 500 naira only

na him the man open him bag comot one yamayama medicine me i never see before carry send am go last seat for the man and him son

na him the man as him collect the medicine him self con send the money front to the seller

na so the money take pass from hand to hand before he reach the seller for the front row

and na the seller bustop be that na so as him collect the money

the seller rush jump down gba!!

The conductor con say oya driver dey go

as we con dey go small time na him we dey hear shout for back of our motor

every body con dey look back wetin happen na
wetin make this medicine seller they pursue our bus like say na mad man him be

i con manage to listen wetin him dey shout for

the seller dey shout say na 50 naira the man give am instead of 500 naira

ahhhhhhhh laugh won kill me chaiiiii wetin be this

the man no even look back self
the man bone

me con dey wonder whether na the hands make dem pass the money convert the 500 to 50 naira abi na the man puposely bring out that 50 naira

oboy our driver no even send self like so him increase speed dey go

omo the seller no gree o but wen him don run tire body tell am to stop

na so all those women inside bus con dey laugh chaiiiiii what a wicked world

oboy na so me i take reach my bustop o apple junction

na so i comot my phone take halla my guy half kilo

him pick sharp sharp which side u dey na my guy

me tell am my location before i know it him don arrive con pick me up

oboy tins dey flow wella for here o guy
see fresh babes dem full every where chaii me go flex today die

na so we dey head go this 2face hotel rumors abi wetin dem dey call am self

oboy that place make sense die chaii if u no get money abeg hide ur face

we fallen like say we be boss every body they flex with their own babes

like so we relax con chill for one table
half kilo just make some few calls na him i see babes from different angles dey come our table

oboy today na die!!! Chaiii life dey sweet wen there is the money
like so 2 girls just con sidon near me like say na me call them come

me self just dey calm dey form boss
na so my guy just they order for drinks the thing just dey bother me somehow say half kilo no dey even ask for prize self

drinks just they flow for our table
omo na wen i take like half bottle
my forming boss spirit run comot

ewo na so i grab one of the girls they confess o baby i love u so much u are my everything

girl where be say i never see before for my life una don see wetin shayo dey cause abi?

Na so the groove just they move on the dj there just dey kill us softly with him bad boy music

guys dey everywhere they pop bottles ahhhh everytin set here

we dey there reach after 12 for night like so baba say him won go logde with him babes na

him go pay for 2 rooms him with them him babes dem me with the two girls wey i manage get

like so baba give them 80k for the drinks make we take o
oboy life dey sweet

we con dey head to lodge for rooms for the night

before i look back na so one bouncer grab me for neck chaiiii wetin happen!!!!

Episode 3 (my stay at the hotel)

(a story for all my niggas)

ahhhhh wetin happen oga
u won kill am my guy half kilo shout

na so the bouncer eye they red
baba they vex seriously

na so me i para ask am wetin happen wetin i do u abi u know me before

na so the bouncer still hold my neck con dey shout so u think say i go forget u abi?

Finally u don later show face abi?
Na today u go die i swear

ahhhh me i shout chaiiiii abeg make una help me beg am o me as i dey here i swear say i never chop food since morning

na so my guy para say for where we go die here together ur papa who u be ,u know who we be make u dey harrass my friend like this

na so the bouncer ask am abeg who dey talk?

Na person abi na dwarf they talk?

Them hold my neck but i still no fit hold my laugh chaiii

the bouncer con ask my guy abeg wetin be ur name and who u say u be?

Na so my guy shout they para me i be half kilo omo ni le pikin notin they happen

omo like so every body for the hotel boss laugh even me make dem hold my neck laugh won kill me

na so the bouncer ask am abeg na half kilo of chicken abi na half kilo of turkey?

Everybody won laugh kill their self even the babes make we carry self they laugh

even the commedy show make them they paerform for the hotel like so everybody leave am they watch us

before i know some hotel managements and some bouncers just rush dey come

dem they ask wat is going on here why the noisy arguments all about and why is that guy holding on to someones neck?

Before one lady con narate wetin happen say we no do anytin o

na so this yeye bouncer just grab me for neck for no reason at all say i resemble one guy make come high finish no pay money run last month

me i think say na correct beating i go chop this night

before i know ehh some guys jack the bouncer up like so them lift am they go gate

me con dey wonder wetin dey happen abi dem no know say na me be this abi themself don high?

Before i know them fling the bouncer from fence go outside

people won laugh kill theirself
ahhhhh wetin happen here

them no even open gate fling am out na on top fence them use troway baba

na so the hotel management con dey apologise to me say them suppose don sack that bouncer tey tey

say the guy get mental problem
say na mistake dem take even employ am here

ahhhh mental problem
like so my life take safe o from that bouncer guy if not them for use me flog tree

as i take thin so
omo na so them compesate us o with another rounds of drinks o say make we sidon just chill forget all this harrassment

the hotel management been dey beg us

na so me i say no wahala
notin happen me go forget this wahala

but my guy half kilo dey vex seriously
but normal fact ehh half kiloi my guy small die

the guy no get height and him con get small body na him make we dey call am half kilo

but this bouncer yabbing self get weight o

which one be whether na half kilo of chicken abi na half kilo of turkey?

Ahhhhh laugh won kill me die
as i dey laugh dey hide my face

na so i look back crowd make dey my back con dey point me dey laugh me

ahhhh wetin happen again abi all this people don mad ni

na so one girl con laugh so tey she fall for ground she still dey laugh hold belle

den one guy con tell me guy wetin happen na

why ur trouser con tear for yansh like say them just gay ur yansh for u

ewo shock wave catch me aahhhhh how manage
how come my trouser take tear into two for my yansh

oboy shame won kill me na so i ask one bros wey sidon him own o

say bros abeg u fit borrow me ur trouser?

Na so the bros no even answer me self

i been won repeat am again na him one guy con tell me say how him won take borrow u him trouser now

abi u know see say na only one trouser him wear abi u blind

na so i pack well o i con stay like 2 minutes
before i know it the bros make i ask make him borrow me him trousers run turn blow my eye

chaiiiii wetin be this one o me i shout
na wen i won rest na him the bros dey hear wetin i ask am before

he be like say the bros get ear problem
him be like say na now him hear me after some minutes

maybe the bros get relay ear
make go process message den wen u don talk finish

u go need wait like 2 minutes before him go finally hear wetin u talk

oboy like so another argument boss for the hotel again o

some guys dey shout wetin be all this self

but thank God say them hold the bros well if not me for don get one eye now

na so them rush us say make we go inside abeg go lodge before person go break bottle for our head

like so we bob with our babes them go logde o

my guy half kilo with him babes for one room me with with my own babes self for the other room

ahhhh today don tire me ohh
which kind tin be this self

first i know understand why my guy oboy enter and that groundnut girl dem run leave me

then secondly this night again for this hotel which kind bad luck be dis self!!
Na so my phone ring again o chaiiii wetin be this

whatch out for episode 4 please do comment on this thanks

Episode 4 (my stay at the hotel part 2)

(a story for my niggas)

na so i rush pick my phone hello hello who be this

ah ah no response hello hello who am i speaking with please
still no response

i still dey ask hello who be this like so i hear for the phone how far guy where u dey?

Na so i responde i no dey house i dey rumours hotel for festac
sharp sharp the call cut

ah ahh wetin be this me know even know who call me self with this unknown number

which kind strange day be this one self na so so bad tins dey happen to me chaiiii

anyways me i dey for my room here with my babes we dey flex

see as them dey rub my belle dey romance me ohh guy me dey heaven o

chaiii na life i dey so abi me don die already

na so the babes them dey romance me up and down from head to my toe

me don reach heaven self dey smile

before i know wetin dey happen one of the babes just touch my banana

ahhhhh wetin be this?
Me con shock ask am wetin happen na so her face change o

na so ur banana take big reach?
Which banana again u dey talk of here?

Na so she draw my boxers go down
on sighting my banana
chaiiii na so the other babe jump comot for bed
which kind load be this say u carry
ahhhhh me i no fit o

me con dey calm dem down na so the babes dem say dem go refund me back my money say this one na bad market

before i know wetin they happen she don count 10k give me wear her cloths once she run comot for the room

ahhh me con dey beg the other one o abeg no leave me o

i go increase ur money for u i swear down

oboy the babe no gree o she been won even shout self like so i close her mouth

i grab the babe o no be small tin na so i comot my banana fire am

chaiiiii oboy the girl tight o
na so i dey do dey go no stoping

the girl con dey beg o say she go refund the money back say she go even add small change join am

me con dey wonder how much she dey talk abt

na so she shout abeg abeg he don do o me go pay u 20k abeg just let me go o

ahhhhhh the tin dey sweet me die
like so i take dey blow the babe they go reach 3rd round

the girl con later relax sha dey enjoy am

na so me con dey fire for 2 hours none stop

na so the girl tell me say abeg bros try make u rest na the tin don do na

me no answer am
me still fire reach another 1 hour like so i con rest

oboy like so i take sleep off dey dose like small pikin

at least me don bleep today notin spoil at all

na wen i don dey sleep before i know it the same girl make dey complain for my tin

like so sometin con dey crawl for my banana o

me don sleep go far but na the way the tin take dey over sweet me na him make me wake up

chaiiiiii na so i look down my banana

i con see person mouth dey suck my tin o

ahhhh this feeling na sometin else o my guy i swear i been reach heaven come back

wetin be this
this Mouth Gig sweet die the girl suck me sotey me confuse

na so i hijack the girl come up for bed she no gree o she say abeg o stop o

na only Mouth Gig i fit give u o
me no fit collect this ur banana o

me and the girl struggle for 20 minutes

she carry her bakasi dey run up and down for the room o

as a sharp guy make i be na so i jump catch am like frog

oboy see wire make i give this girl
shey be na wetin u dey find abi?

Me dey sleep u dey give a whole me baba olowo the long prick Mouth Gig ok na today u go hear am

me blow the girl reach after 6 for morning like so i just sleep again

chaiii life sweet o with this kitten

i just say make i rest small before i turn open my eye i no see the girl again o

the girl don run chaiiii
which kind tin be this self

ahhhhh why me?
na so the tin take vex me but anyways me fire down sha so me no loose

then around after 9 am for morning like so i rush come outside because i been dey hear some noise around

as i come outside na the dj dey even play music

na so i say make i just browse around the hotel make i view how this place take fine die

na so i see that bouncer again o
ahhhh i say no be this guy make them troway from fence go outside be this

abi i no dey see clear
the guy don even resume him duty

even the hotel management been apologise to am say make him no vex for last night

ahhhhh which kind tin be this

me con vex enter inside my lodge as i dey head go my room like so i see say my guy half kilo room door dey open small

like so i just hide peep inside
omo wetin i see me no believe my eyes

imagine those two babes make leave me run them follow dey inside they follow half kilo they play lovi lovi

ahhh me i hold my shout
so na hear dem this girls dem run con hide

as i dey still peep na so one babe con dey peep my banana o

as i take tire towel so
the tin don stand o
na to fire down i dey so

na so i hear hello dear
ahhhh me i shock chaiii wetin be this

as i look na so i see one fine girl with big bakasi

she just dey smile dey look me

na so i rush introduce my self
she too introduce herself

as we dey gist na so her boyfriend just rush come outside
chaiii i don die today o

watch out for episode 5

baba continue, I laugh no be small, half kilo half kilo greet an for me

Episode 5 (catholic hyme book ''how can i repay the lord"


as the boyfriend rush comeoutside con dey halla wat is going on here

the babe just silent like electric pole abi she don turn deaf and dumb

before i know some hefty guys make wear sars uniform just rush comout side

na so dem ask the boyfriend wetin happen
me con explain say my room clock no dey work na him make i dey ask the girl wat is the time

na so the boyfriend charge
say na lie u are trying to toast my babe abi

u think say i no been dey hear wetin una dey yan abi?

Na so those hefty guys dem jack me up say dem go carry me go sars

say i be yahoo yahoo boy
me make be say i no get andriod fone na even nokia java 200 i dey use type this story self

na so den jack me trow inside their motor

na so me i con dey cryyyyyyyy
ahhhhhhh which kind life be this God of heaven

why always me bad tins they always happen to?

Na so them they fire big speed dey go sars office
ahhhhhh my own don done today o

before i know ehh one catholic hyme book song just enter my mouth na so i start to dey glorify the lord

abeg if u know the song well well abeg make u try sing along

(how can i repay the lord) a catholic hyme book but me no know the verse sha

na so i start with tears on my eyes
how can i repay the lord for he is goodness to me!!!
As we may pray for God's hand,
salvation and recourse on lords name!!!!

How can i reeeeepay the lord for his goodness to me!!!!
How me i go take excape from this one!!!! How my life go change from here!!!
Abeg make nairalanders, make dem pray for me on God' name!!!
My life no go remain the same!!!
Tears full all my eyes
how can i repay the lord for he is goodness to me!!!
God please i beg u abeg save my life!!!

Na small time me i go still die!!!

How can i repay the lord for he is goodness to me!!!
Me make i dey my own na so dem blame me!!!
say me i be yahoo boy o!!!
Ahhhhh please make u save me from all my distress that i shall call on God's name!!!

How can i repey the lord for he is goodness to me!!!
And we may dear not fall hand wen we excape here on the lords name!!!

My God please help me make i no injure!!!
As i call upon God's name!!!
Ahhhh nairalanders please pray for me my own don finish on lords name!!!

How can i repay the lord for he is goodness to me!!!
How we may burst into tears wen there is a God!!! Our lords name!!!

Nairalanders please pray for me!!!
As we may call on God's name!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
how can i repay the lord for he is goodness to me!!!
Please save me from all distres, make me i go house call on God's name!!!

Tears full all my eyes
but to my greatest surprise i never still believe am
na so all those hefty sars guys make dey inside the motor
follow me sing along with their bass voice

how can i repay the lord for he is goodness to me!!!
We know say we dey very wrong!!! but na man must chop anyhow e go be!!!

We know say this guy innocent!!!
But we won just chop on God's name!!!

My brother make u forgive all this wrong!!!
Na we go help u call on God's name!!!

Ahhhhhhh me i burst cryyyyyyyyyyy
na so dem still dey sing along

how can i repay the lord for he is goodness to me!!!
We repent from all our sins!!! make God forgive us on the lords name!!!

Me i dey cryyyyyyy
we know say the guy no get andriod!!! But won just chop on God's name!!!

We know say na java phone him get dey type o on God's name!!!

But we no fear sha make God forgive us, as we call upon God's
name!!!

Na so dem sing along for 30 more minutes the motor still dey move along dey go

me dey cryyyyyyyyyyy
ahhhhh my own don finish today o!!!

Before i know it
the motor con stop
na so dem say make i come down

with tears on my eyes i jump go down
na so i carry my head up

to my greatest surprise na still the hotel gate we return go

ahhh praise the lord!!!
Dem carry me come back o
na so dem dey apologise to me o
make i forgive dem on the lords name

ahhhhh me i happy go inside the hotel wetin i see pass me o
but the lord saved me with his holy name children of God praise the lord alleluyah!!!

Me i dey emotional today na him make i give una this lords inspiration

no matter the bad condition u find urselve abeg no forget to call on God's name

abeg make una dey comment here
me i know be firewood
i need encouragements from una comments

me go give una more episodes more than 100 self

me dey always get inspirations
but me no dey smoke sk or anytin me just dey natural

abeg no just come laugh or cry for this my story abi thread
abeg make una dey comment here i really need am
me i funny die to dey drop funny stories here everyday

me no sure say una go even they read emotional or funny stories elsewhere apart from my own

i know say some of una don even bookmark my thread sharp sharp but abeg no dey forget to comment

me put una joy ahead of my sorrows for this life


watch out for episode 6
mayweather vs pacquoi the fight of the century (its been a long road but we are here now )

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Episode 6
maywether vs pacquio the fight of the century (its been a long road but we are here now)

as i dey happy dey thank God for saving me today

as i dey see different designs and decorations for rumours hotel festac town

dem say today na the big day
say big artist dem go show face wella for here

that is why dem name the show maywether vs pacquio fight of the century

oboy apart from that na still today truely mayweather go fight paquio and dem go show am live for dstv

so today dey very special say 2baba go show face

oboy na so everybody dey happy

me con do my tins with half kilo we chop we flex we bleep babes wella

before 7pm the place don fill up
no space again

men dem dey vvip
boys dem dey regular

different artist dem show face
wixkid,davido,lil kesh,timaya,phyno,olamide,even dbanj dem plenty die

na so the show con start everybody they catch fun
everywhere dey bubble

comedians dey crack joke
everybody dey laugh die

wen the show don dey reach wen artist go start to perform

na so dem call on davido
as baba show everywhere scatter men dem dey trow dollars

dem let am know say no be only am get dollars

ahhhhhh men dem get money die! Chaiiiii

davido perform asuranace with some other songs

na so him drop comot for stage but sha him trow him gold chain for fans dem

oboy before the chain fly reach where fans dey the chain cut for air

ahhhhhh laugh won kill me chaiiiiiii

but anyhow sha people rush am die con see arguments and fight

the next artist na lil kesh
ahhhhh baba fallen dey shout igbesere o ! She no dey tire
ahhh everywhere scatter

as baba dey perform efe jo ku mi o!! Na so we see bottle fly enter stage

gba!!! For lil kesh head
baba faint
na so bouncer dem rush go carry am go hospital

ahhh see comotion who stone that bottle un top stage so

nobody answer self laugh won kill everybody lil kesh don faint

oboy next na wixkid
ahhh na so we hear i wana thank the lord for blessing me u making me go na na na i wanna give all to my fans for making blow na na na ahhhh the gbedu dey burst everybody brain we dance like 2 minutes but we no see wixkid

na so people con dey shout where wizzy dey na

which kind tin be this

na so one guy say make him go back stage

na so him see wixkid they argue with dem the organisers say make dem pay am him money say him don perform finish

baba make never even clamp stage talkless of to sing anytin
chaiiiiii

oboy na so dem call the next artist phyno nwa mama
every where hot igbo men dem dey spray their dollars

ahhhhh phyno my guy
baba yello fresh no be small

baba give dem connect and e pass si go o! Everywhere hot die

na so guys don high
he won kill us with igbo yanning
chaiiiii phyno u sweet die

before him con comot
next na olamide
na so we here oh my God
olamide in the buiding
every body mental chaiiiiiii

na so him con dey sing dey give us street lyrics dey blow our head
oboy before we know ehhh
one yoruba guy just stand up just shout free drink for everyone here

and people make come here pass 1 million people baba no care

ahhhhh everybody mad finish dem con dey hail the guy

na later we con know say the guy na small doctor be that

baba get money die
see how drinks dey flow na people dey collect 15 some 30 some 80

me just collect only 8 bottles as far say na small doctor go pay

olamide con perform comot

na so timaya enter o
is ah blem blem
tell me wat u got
is ah blem blem

give me wat u got
ah blem blem

people craze they order for more bottles

rumours hotel con full
guys still dey pack dey come with babes dem

everybody don high
na so kiss daniel dey perform
na so 2 face baba con interupt am

abeg wetin wetin dey happen
na so person shout notin dey happen

i know still believe another person shout from fans 2face na thunder go fire u

ahhhhh everybody won laugh kill theirselves

na so 2baba con say oboy me no understand o

who be that person make order for free drinks for everybody

nobody answer am dey still dey high dey go

baba para shout omo my bar attendants now dey tell me say dem no see the person again o

ahahhhhhhhh everybody shout chaiiii

but some people don collect like 102 bottles of higheness dey still dey order for more self

ahhhhh baba still dey talk
na so one guy from fans shout
no be u 2baba i hear say na u get this hotel?

U go pay the money na
everybody con shout yes o

na so 2baba con later ask them how much be all the drinks

na so one of the waiter shout 240 million naira

ahhhh mogbe!!
2Baba shout
chaiii i don die

wetin be this
nobody even send am self dem still dey high

na so one fans stand up again shout 2face na thunder go fire u

ahhh me won laugh die
for baba own hotel na so dem no send am self chaiii

kiss daniel self don vex come down stage

no big artist won gree perform again

na so my guy laxbizzy collect mic
give dem he own rhymes

oboy one side of the fans dey dance for him song but the other side dem bone face chaiiii

wetin happen next u no go believe
episode 7 coming soon

Episode 7
(2baba hotel rumors hotel festac town)

na so my guy laxbizzy still dey perform for stage na so we see some group of bouncer dem

dem rush clamp stage carry laxbizzy my baba

dem the bouncer carry am up con dey hail am

baba u too much
baba u dey sing die

the bouncer dem carry am and dem self dey dance and him dey untop dem for air

the bouncer dem sabbi dance o upon say dem carry laxbizzy my guy

na so dem carry am near front of stage as people con dey shout in highness and happiness dem don get new star for rumours hotel hear o

na so dem the bouncer dem trowey my guy laxbizzy for ground comot for stage

baba dey shout wen he dey for air dey land

oboy baba get serious injury
laugh won kill everybody chaiiiiii

which kind place be this self
ahhhhh rumours hotel una bad die

na so guys stil dey high everywhere dey high

na later we con dey hear say dem still dey find small doctor

baba don bob since
no body see him shadow

baba run wen him hear say one bottle gon na 18k upwards

ahhhhh small doctor run chaiiiiiiii
na so my guy half kilo stand up
they dance

babes dem dey dance they follow am

me self con join in everywhere dey hot men dem don high for hear

me forget all my sorrows
as i dey dance like so i say make i rock one babe

na so person grab my yansh
ahhhhhh wetin be this
as i look back oboy i shout

na that bouncer make get mental problem ahhhhhhh

but today him dey in a good mood chaiii him dey shine teeth

me con dey wonder wetin a whole bouncer go dey follow us they dance here for

truely this bouncer get mental problem

na so me i tear race go hide

chaiiii abeg make person no use me flog tree as i thin so

the bouncer huge die

na so the party con dey flow men dem dey high dey spend dollars

rumours hotel dey pa die
ahhhhh me no go miss am again o

na later we con dey hear small commotion for one side where people full dem say

one adenuga pikin just fallen now
chaii no body even send am self

na so before i know person hold me for cloth chaiii wetin be this i don die

na so the person con dey beg me
bros abeg o help me o

me con dey wonder wetin dey happen

na so him start to dey explain say him look as here dey bubble die

na so him reason go carry gala 50 naira plenty start to they kiri for inside rumours hotel

him won blow overnight o
but before as he carry him train for head down baba no see one single gala again o the train dry

him no know how dem the gala take move ontop him head

abeg make i help am make we go find them the boy make move him market ontop him head

chaiiiii laugh won kill me die
indeed rumours hotel na really crazy place

but thank God time na after 5am for morning me go still run comot for here dey go house

but me tell am guy the lord is ur strenght go talk to that bouncer over there him go fit help u

na so him con say who be that
na so i point am to that mental bouncer make get sko sko for head

him bounce go meet the bouncer con dey explain everytin to am

before i know ehh i see person teeth for ground

ahhhhh wetin happen
dem don use blow spoil the guy teeth

ahhh this bouncer wicked o chaiiii
so na hear u see con kiri gala abi
u no dey fear abi
a whole runmours hotel
the bouncer they beat am still dey shout

before people con help the guy hold the bouncer con ask am wetin happen na

like so the boucer con explain everytin make the guy talk

before u know ehh guys make done high hijack the gala guy dey go gate

dem fling the gala guy from fence go outside

chaiiiii laugh won kill me
dem no even open gate troway baba

na ontop fence dem troway am go express road

ahhhhhhhhhhh
me won laugh die chaiiiiii
rumours hotel na strange tins dey happen hear o

oboy thank God say morning don reach make me dey go house

as i reason am say anytin make go make me go that my lodge now

ahhh bad tin again fit happen again o

na so i carry myself go outside con board taxi dey go house

me tell the taxy man abeg na alaba market me dey stay carry me go straight to my area

na so we reach o i come down na so i dey hear abeg bros u get small change for there make i help u cross border

me con dey wonder which one be border again o
na so one guy con shout am to one man make just come self

u are welcome to cotonou
ahhhhhhhh mogbe!!!

I don die wetin happen
me no even know say the taxi driver get ear problem
and me don even sleep tight inside the taxi

na so the man con ask me make i pay am

na so arguments start o
oga me no dey stay here o
u go need carry me go back o

we argue for 1 hour
na so i con agree say i go pay am extra money but na alaba market i dey stay

na so we enter again o
na so me no sleep again o
me shine eye die

oboy na so we con reach
na so i begin they hear conductors dey shout surulere national stadium side 50 naira bus

ahhhhhh oboy i won mental
wetin be this
as the man dey check him motor say him fuel don finish

wetin happen next u go find out

abeg make una dey comment o i really need una opinions

episode 8 coming soon

Hahahahahahaha.


This ya tori no be am for here o

Episode 8 (she dey shine teeth dey take selfie)

i run as a sharp guy enter one mama put shop where dem dey sell food and people plenty for there

oboy na like so i take excape that taxi driver o

but me still dey around surulere side where this deaf driver carry me come self

anyhow sha me go find my way go back house

na so i later come outside
enter bus straight to my area

gbam ahhhhh me don reach at last

na so my phone ring!

I pick am con dey say hello who be this
no response
hello hello

as i still dey say hello na so my guy half kilo talk
guy where u dey na

oboy half kilo no vex as i no tell u say me won bob comot for rumours hotel

na emergency isue make me find my levels comot abeg no vex

him say no wahala but make me i try show for rumours for evening time na

i say no wahala

as i reach my house na so i see my guy oboy enter sidon dey wait for me o

ahhhhh wetin happen guy this one make u pack well like say ur pa don die

na so oboy enter answer me oga shot up there where u dey since where area dey hot anyhow

hot ke wetin happen oga!

Na so him tell me say that girl make dem dey call kehinde carry her people come here con find me

and her people na celestial church
chaiii me don enter one chance wetin be this

the story don cast o
na so i arrange some few tins inside
me i baff sharp sharp run come out side

me and oboy enter pack some tins dey relocate for the main time go stay with one of our paddy make dem dey call weak man or u fit still call am dead man

as we con dey go dey waka fast fast na so i sight that groundnut girl this time she no carry any groundnut for head

she dey waka dey come our direction na so she see us dey come

once she change direction cross road

oboy as she dey cross ehh
chaiiiiii na so one big kabu kabu motor run jam the girl gba!!!

The girl fly enter person shop
the driver no wait o
baba bob

ahhh see blood as people run go carry the girl come outside chaiii
wetin be this

na so dem ask the girl wetin happen na so she run point

one old man make sidon him own for front of him house dey soak garri dey drink

na so one bros rush carry plank ehh
flog the man with him plate join gbosa!!

Ahhhh people shout ahhh u won kill am

but true true that old man ehh people don dey time am since

the man no sabi talk
and he sabi abuse people too much
the baba get bad mouth

after that planking oboy baba humble for the area

ahhhh me i won laugh die
wetin be this chaiiii

na so dem shout make we rush this girl run go hospital o

na so dem jack the girl enter one small car

we as guys na so we fly bike they follow them

straight to one yeye hospital make dem dey call 'wetin consine me hospital'

the hospital doctors dem rude die
very stupid bunch of people na dem dey work there

na so dem start to dey question us
which kind incident be this
how he take happen
who be the girl parents and how much we carry come

see useless useless questions all this people self dey ask us

which kind tin be this

na so one man vex ehhh
sound craze comot for the doctor eye gbosa!!

chaiii
wetin be this
na so fight start o

ahhhh na me con remember dem say abeg person dey die here o make we forget all this fights and arguments

omo dem the doctors no gree treat the girl again o

na so we rush her dey go the nearest hospital adewale private hospital

omo na so we dey road na him me and my guy dey untop bike dey fire speed dey go

na so we con even won speed pass the small motor make carry the girl

na so i look inside i see the girl dey shine teeth dey take selfie

ahhhh wetin be this
sure say this girl no be winch self

omo as we reach dem carry her out for stresher rush enter inside

na so some men con dey file in report of wetin happen and how he take happen

thank God say people know her for area

oboy as tins con be like so dem say dey go call her parents say we done try o

we tell dem no wahala as far dem go fit treat the girl wella no problem

na so we start to dey head back area dey go weak man house

as we reach baba door dey locked
dem say weak man just travel go east yesterday

as me and my guy oboy enter con dey come out side the compound na so we see one of our guy for area

eskelenje
ahhh baba hail us how far na,where we dey head to na so we narate to am say my area now dey hot o

me need where i go hide for the main time o
na so we take go him house for nearby there

omo night reach o me no won go rumours today jo
me won rest small

na so me my guy oboy enter and eskelenje take sleep around to 12 for night

as morning come reach na so i wake up see say we be 3 make sleep

but wen we wake up we be 15 for the room

ahhh ahhh wetin happen where dem all this one dem come from

oboy people make we sleep with na arm robber dem be

eskelenje gon na thief
but base on say him body no too strong na him make am no go operation last night

oboy na so sk igbo don simon different kind bad highness dey smell for the room

do drop ur comments
watch out for episode 9

Sensitivity1254:
Hahahahahahaha.


This ya tori no be am for here o

na to laugh away your sorrows me i dey so o

me go still dey drop new comedy everyday for una
as far say people dey comment here me surely go still dey bomb una my tori
u go laugh troway chair make u sidon put

Speakout03:
well done bro, my advice go copy name from the top writers in this section, mention so dey go see your tori. once again dont be discourage. many started like you here.

i sight u brother no wahala me go try work on ur advice

Abeg o episode 9 coming out soon dey strictly dedicated to my inspiration and my mentor yongzubi (sex na food) one love brother na just to dey make dem our audience dey laugh na wetin we dey for here
no issues o peace out my guy
u be real warri guy!!!

Episode 9 (a dedication to my mentor youngzubi sex na food)

na so i para comeout side with my paddy omo guy we no fit stay here again o

we go find another place abeg

na so we head go my elder sister place

my elder sister get one fine young daughter she dey 18 years

na so dem entertain us there wella

but anyhow sha i been stay there for like 2 days before i con dey here some tori abt one guy

upon say my elder sister been don fall the guy hand
don even pour the guy hot water

the guy still stuborn they toast my elder sister pikin

omo this girl get yansh o no be small
even me gon been dey reason am self but i lock up because say we be relations

but my guy oboy enter dey die for the girl

na so my elder sister been let me know say he get one guy make dey always disturb her daughter

the daughter name na mercy
say she no won use eye see that guy at all near her

oboy na so i assure her say no wahala as far me don dey the house me go handle that guy wella

na so one morning
mercy been dress dey head go skull

ahhhh oboy enter dey outside for compound dey wash cloth

me just wake up self dey brush teeth

na so the girl been greet us good morning o

na so we responde her how far how was ur night dear

she say fine
hmmm say she don dey go skull o make we take care of ourselves

we tell her no wahala take care

na so she comeout for gate they trek dey go skul

na so one bros make stand for our gate been greet her
na so she look am hisssssssss waka dey go

me gon dey observe
wetin dey happen
na so oboy enter tell me say guy i dey come
make i buy soap

i con dey wonder but soap full house na

baba fast rush go outside
na so oboy enter start to dey follow my elder sister pikin o

but the girl get bakasi o
chaiiiii

as oboy enter won call her name mercy
na so that guy make been call her for gate make she no answer con rush hold the girl for hand

chaiiii na so oboy enter pack one side dey watch

na so baba dey toast d babe o
the girl con been dey answer am small small

na so him later exchange number with the girl

the tin pain oboy enter no be small
na the anger na him come explain wetin happen to me

chaiii me i shout e fit be that guy make my sister been dey talk abt o

na so evening reach o
around 7pm for night
the same guy con dey wait for outside

na so mercy won run go buy foodstock for the house

na so baba block the girl again o
been con dey talk to her

me as a sharp guy me don sight am

na so i rush comeout side with cutlass
baba bob leave the girl they shout like person make see ghost

na later i con know say the guy name na youngzubi

my guy for area then make been con borrow 500 naira for my hand but him no gree pay back

baba don bleep most of all the area girls for here even person mama make get big bakasi
i been hear say soldiers dem been carry am one time like that

say him and him landlord go bleep one policeman wife

chaiiii baba na area bleeper
he remain make him go bleep mad woman

na so i halla my guy oboy enter na youngzubi be that o

that our paddy for area na make leave us comot that year

na so him con remember am
oboy enter con been pressure the girl make we dey go him house

na so mercy self con gree because she don tire self for youngzubi
baba won chop clean mouth

na so we head him house o
we con enter him compound

she con point us him flat for up stairs

na so me i para climb up
go knock kokoko

who be dat na wetin we hear
na so he rush open door
na so my paddy oboy enter rush blow baba one eye gbosa!!

Youngzubi stagger run enter house close door gba!!

Na so my guy oboy enter pick race ahhhhhhh him dey shout
baba fly from upstairs go down gbosa!!

Na so me self i follow am oboy see race

as we dey run reach gate make we bob go outside

na so we see youngzubi with full speed run pass us jam gate gbosa!!

As him jam gate baba stagger still dey run go outside with all him speed for life!!

Baba self dey share
we self dey bob

baba run go the oposite direction we self run the other side

fear won kill us
youngzubi dey fear us we self dey fear youngzubi

oboy everybody pick race ahhhhh ewole!!!

Nobody look back
youngzubi self gon get speed o
baba leg long die

baba don run scatter person kerosone market him still dey pick race ewole!!!

Me con dey reason am say he be like say youngzubi gon fly from upstairs from him back balcony jump go down o

this one way baba first us comeoutside for gate o

ahhhhh i fear no be small
as i dey run na so i tell my guy oboy enter me i dey head rumours like this me i no sleep house o this night

make youngzubi self no go carry bad boys dem con show us pepe for night

oboy like so we take change direction dey head go rumours hotel festac town go see our paddy half kilo

no so we reach rumours hotel we no believe our eyes chaiiiiiiiiii which kind wahala be this i don die today oooooooo

abeg make una dey drop una comments
youngzubi na u be my inspirations one love brother (sex na food)
episode 10 coming soon

good one brotherly

pradoic:
good one brotherly

tank u my brother
make una dey expect episode 10 dis night before i sleep

tem!!! tem!!!! area!!!!!

guy nah u fuckup o!!!,why u nor halla me since,how u go start this kin GBEDU without inviting ur man i dey vex o!

i love ya ego my man,as u decide to support the move by writing in pidgin,now i know say am not alone,make we show dem say we fit achieve watin dem achieve with their grammatic English,we go achieve am with our naija PIDGIN


but my guy u still get plenty work to do as ur writeup fit give ya readers headache,as a pidgin writer i understand the information wey u dey try pass,but for u to make ya readers flow as dem read each line of ya writeup u need to add more effort by applying better English lines to ur writing,if u want make your viewers always come back for more after dem don come view


stop using aboki PIDGIN,nahim be watin i observe as i read some few lines,try make your pikin clean,make e nor dey sound too local,also try apply rugged words and slance wey go make ya characters look rugged!



guy watin e take dey your head,u get the talent nah to build am u need,so as i don show eh!,we die here i nor go any wia!,am ready to lead u through; as time goes on i go dey teach u how we take dey run things so relax my man
cool down and work on those things i don mention,i go dey yan u more tem!!! tem!! for u okafor your mama born correct pikin jare

PIDGIN all the way!!!!

still ya guy youngzubi

Episode 10 (continuation of my guy youngzubi)

na so me and my guy oboy enter take reach rumours hotel for festac wetin we first see for front of the gate surprise everybody

one big bannar wey dem paint hang am ontop the hotel gate

them write say
please o audience na me 2face baba, me dey beg o anywhere about of small doctor abeg report am to any nearest police station

but if u no won report am to any police station
na thunder go fire ur yansh

peace out na ur boy 2face

chaiiiii which kind tin be this

na so i skemp well for near the hotel gate na him i sight youngzubi with that mental bouncer dem sidon dey high sk

dem con dey gist con dey sha the sk

oboy wahala dey o
me self don already turn dey go house na so oboy enter tap me

dat bouncer don enter inside o make we gather youngzubi beat craze comot for him eye

i say ehh u and who i reject am
abi u no know say him and dat bouncer na paddy dem bi?

before i still dey talk like so oboy enter rush with full speed dey go meet youngzubi for where him sidon dey high sk

ahhhhhh baba dey shout dey run go
chaiiiiii na so youngzubi sight as baba use speed dey run come meet am

mogbe youngzubi shout

sk make him dey smoke been dey make am sleep dey get inspirations omo baba eye clear o once
baba stand up tear race enter rumours hotel

oboy na so oboy enter do about turn with full speed run pass me

baba dey run self dey shout
baba olowo the long prick we go see for house

baba share dey run go house
na so as i won follow am bob

na so halfkilo shout my name from near the hotel

baba olowo the long prick wetin make u dey run na!

Na so i hold break once
half kilo u no go understand o

half kilo tell me say since dat day me no con show face again na why

na so i fire am better lie
him con say make we enter inside na

oboy my mind cut but i manage compose my self enter

na so i dey use one eye dey watch around

omo me no even sight youngzubi for anywhere around self

baba youngzubi don bob enter room go lodge by force by fire

na so me and my guy half kilo just dey discuss na so my phone ring o
na my guy oboy enter
baba dey halla me for fone say him don reach house since

chaiiiii dat my guy oboy enter no get mind at all
baba lazy die

even sound of motor dey fear am
me con dey wonder wetin make younzubi self dey run anyhow like chicken

omo he be like say himself worst pass oboy enter o

before we know one man run enter rumours hotel with full speed

oboy everybody bob
no body look back see run

the man dey run con dey shout like mad man say him don finally know whereabouts of small doctor

na so we con stop to dey run
ahhhhh which kind place be this self

even bouncers self dem bob enter room close doors

oboy na wen people con finally settle down ask the man wetin happen

na so he take narate how him take see where small doctor go lodge for one nearby hotel

but him no go call the name or else dem give am him share as a whistle blower

na so 2baba come outside tell am say na 500k we go give u

na so the man turn back start to dey go house

na so dem beg am come back o
dem con ask am how much be him prize

na so him tear dem na 4 million last o

ahhh 2baba shout chaiiiii
ok no wahala
as far say i go recover my 240 million from dat bastard small doctor

na so the man tell dem say oga
me go first collect half of the payments first before i dey go anywhere go show una

na so 2face collect the man bank account number transfer 2million sharp sharp enter him account

as baba receive alert of 2m for him fone him smile

now u are talking business
na so the man carry dem dey go the hotel

with police and excorts with soldiers and bouncers
he be like say na wen people won go vote for election

crowd dem march enter the hotel anyhow

na so dem explain everytin to the hotel management

na for room 201 na him small doctor dey stay live

na so soldiers dem march enter inside go trace the room

na so dem see the door
burst am enter once
oboy see beating

dem beat person come outside like mad person
baba dey shout dey cry

na so dem carry him face up after several beatings from soldiers and mopo

na so dem see say
omo na orezi be dat o

dat guy make sing rihananana u got me singing o na na na
na popular artist him be
orezi

as u go imagine am as orezi take ugly for real life how him face go con be after soldier don beat craze comot for him head

baba face don disfigure
ahh 2face shout wetin be this no be small doctor be this na

na so dem turn back dem no see the man again o
baba don bob

chaii and 2face been credit am 2m just like that

2face won die life just tire am
ahhh laugh won kill me chaiiiiiii

na so dem take play baba intelligence

upon say i tink say him dey barb scodos shine shine bobo

him gon go get sense
omo na so i no say 2face no wise

chaii 242 million naira just in few days

Na so baba go change him bannar notice

abeg if u get any info of small doctor abeg hold am to urselve but know say na thunder go still fire u

episode 11 coming soon

Youngzubi:
tem!!! tem!!!! area!!!!!

guy nah u fuckup o!!!,why u nor halla me since,how u go start this kin GBEDU without inviting ur man i dey vex o!

i love ya ego my man,as u decide to support the move by writing in pidgin,now i know say am not alone,make we show dem say we fit achieve watin dem achieve with their grammatic English,we go achieve am with our naija PIDGIN


but my guy u still get plenty work to do as ur writeup fit give ya readers headache,as a pidgin writer i understand the information wey u dey try pass,but for u to make ya readers flow as dem read each line of ya writeup u need to add more effort by applying better English lines to ur writing,if u want make your viewers always come back for more after dem don come view


stop using aboki PIDGIN,nahim be watin i observe as i read some few lines,try make your pikin clean,make e nor dey sound too local,also try apply rugged words and slance wey go make ya characters look rugged!



guy watin e take dey your head,u get the talent nah to build am u need,so as i don show eh!,we die here i nor go any wia!,am ready to lead u through; as time goes on i go dey teach u how we take dey run things so relax my man
cool down and work on those things i don mention,i go dey yan u more tem!!! tem!! for u okafor your mama born correct pikin jare

PIDGIN all the way!!!!

still ya guy youngzubi

ahhhhh my niggi u don finally show face o
me no believe o
but anyways me don hear ur advice and me go work towards am
me don truely write many episodes today o

but i still want make people dey catch fun for hear as dem go dey read am

me don really tire but i fit still drop another episode before i sleep again

ur story is interesting but u too dey mix things up,
take for example that name" oboy" e dey confuse peson u for use something like SkyB,phyno or Tboy

that ur first line should av been written this way: Naso me and my guy skyB enter road begin go rumours hotel for festac,onto say nah youngzubi fuckup we won go treat,skyb just dey para for the okada man say make him waya better speed trust all those aboki wey dey ride okada the guy tear one kind speed eh! to the extent that i begin say my last prayer incase peson follow like that go heaven,in no time we reach rumours hotel as skyb jump down nahim my eye jam the banner wey dem paste for the hotel gate...... .......


so bro try giving more details so dat ya readers go dey flow with u

look my PIDGIN compare am with dat ur first line


stay blessed still your guy youngzubi

keep it up with Time u go fall in line brotherly

Episode 11 (a dedication to my lady in the house bibi294)

naso every tin for rumours con calm down small

business begin flow back as normal guys dey fallen dey buy bottles dey carry babes

me i been dey inside my lodge
dey browse my phone dey check latest nigerian celebrity news

oboy na him i been see as davido buy one new ride give him babe abi na 45m?
Chaiii money good o my guy

me con dey wonder wen i go blow na make i be like baba davido

naso i bounce come outside con collect small breeze
na there me i sight one fine babe like that ahhhhh the girl fresh no be lie

me just calm down dey skemp the babe for like 30 minutes
before i con finally go talk to her

although sha na for the hotel compound we been dey so i fit waka as i like
na so i near the babe o
hello dear how u doing,
oboy me i speak better english by force o

naso the babe look me from head to toe con answer as u can see am very much fine

hmmm me i clear throat
i have been watching u from afar
been thinking are u waiting for someone or u are just out here to take some fresh air

the babe no anwser me chaiii
naso i continue
hello bae my name is baba olowo the long
as i won complete am na so i reason am the way the babe go take leave me run ehhh na only power bike i go use take catch am

naso i change levels sorry my name is stanley
can i get to know urs

oboy the babe look me from head to toe again con answer
my name is bibi294

hmmmm naso i smile
so am really glad to know ur name
its really nice to meet u
na there i strech hand won shake the babe

chaiiiiiii the babe trowey face
see fallen hand i don die ahhhh
me still compose as a cool nigga
no shaking

hmmm can we go inside and have some few drinks at least get to know more about u

na so the babe respond please am standing right here trying to put a call through to my father
so he can literally send me a driver to come pick me up from here or are u the driver he sent to me?

Chaiiiiiiii see fallen hand
ahhhh i don suffer for this life
na so this babe take fall my hand?

Naso i reply her no am not ur driver
but if u dont mind i can get to drop u home with my car

car where be say na half kilo get
the babe reply me please dont bother

na so she trowey face again
oboy me con reason am make i skemp this babe well since i dey close to her
ahhhh the babe fine no be small

she con get one killer bakasi as i skemp the baka my prick run stand gba!

E be like say make i grab this babe enter room go fire down
chaiiii the babe fresh no be small

ajebota babe
me con later dey skemp the babe bobby chaiii the tin round con be like ripe orange

me don even forget myself where be say my banana don stand die

na so the babe turn catch me red handed dey skemp her bobby

hmmmm i clear throat trowey face
she con look me look me
she say why are u desperately staring at my breast?

na so i lie follow am
no dear how can u say such a tin i only was admiring ur necklace notin much dear

hmmmm the babe surprise but i am not putting on any necklace?

chaiiiii hot cheat catch me for yansh
ewo na true o the babe no wear any necklace o ahh i don die which lie dey again to cover this one o

naso i tell her u know its concidentally i was just staring how beautiful u are notin much

the babe reply and is that why u have been staring at my breast?

Naso me i start to dey stamer o dey talk rubish

the next tin i hear na one big hisssssssssssssss
naso she waka leave me comot

chaiiiiii this babe don fall my hand o big time but me na nigga we still dey here no shaking
as she dey waka dey go na that time i remember i no collect her number

naso i ask her please can i have ur number?

She no even respond or even look back self

ahhhhhh this babe hard to get o
chaiiiiiii and the babe too fine o
me i need this kind babe for my life
abeg nairalanders make una help me beg this babe make she give me her number na

because of her me promise to stop to dey toast babes again
i swear down me go retire from toasting any babe again
ajebota babe na wetin me i just need for my life
ahhh mummy's pet

hmmmm me shake head me i no go ever give up i must get this babe even if he go cost me to dey come rumours everyday self because of her i no mind
one day one day i must get her as my woman

but na me been fuckup sha wetin make me self dey go skemp the babe bobby self
konji na really bad tin o

as i won dey reason the babe na so i hear shout for rumours gate
people just dey shout anyhow con dey happy

as i look well oboy na O.B.O davido in the buiding

ahhhhh baba con lodge with him girlfriend chioma
see as people full dey snap dem pictures

davido na big boy
see baba clean ride ahhhh money good o my guy
naso baba dey bounce fallen rumours hotel
but sha 2face no dey around dem say him fly go dubia for a business trip

u sure say 2face no dey house dey cry for him loss of 242 million under how many days

na so i forget 2baba con dey reason davido fresh guy
babes dem rush davido
wetin i see ehh!
episode 12 coming soon

Amaka disapoint me eyererem confusion,
amaka disapoint me eyererem disapointment oooo
I know 2face o i dey straight forward with u,
i dey staight forward!!!!

Make una dey watch out for episode 12

me na 2face fans o i love 2baba die one love my brother
chai but normal stance me i go need dat babe make fall my hand oo bibi294 fine mummy's pet

wait i forget
for if i drop rabba shey u go turn up!!!!
Da lyrics dey blow my brain chaiiiiiiiiiii good morning everybody in the house abeg make una dey help me comment the tin no truely easy ooo

Come o wetin dey really happen for this my thread self
me i been dey see say many people dey come here come peeep
enjoy my tori finish laugh as dey want waka comot without even commenting keep it up boy chaiiii
wetin be this
abi una want make i call that rumours hotel mental bouncer for una?
At least wen him don beat craze comot for one person head
all of una go dey start to dey comment sharp sharp
but anyways the bouncer make get mental problem self get remedy
abeg incase if him grab ur neck
see wetin u go tell am
i know 2face i dey straight forward with u!
I dey straight forward!!
And if i drop raba shey u go turn up!!
I swear him go leave u go
the bouncer really get mental problem na wen u won give am raba abi money na dat time him go hissss comot
but na wen u dey ur own o
na dat time him go tell u say make u drop raba for am
chaiiii abeg i cant wait make dem sack dat stupid bouncer
abeg make una dey comment me i no be firewood o i need una encouragements me supose don drop episode 12 since but i still dey wait for una opinions
abeg make we try make here lively na
abi una want make i go tell 2face make him yab una for him bannar make dey untop rumours hotel?

okafor200:
Come o wetin dey really happen for this my thread self
me i been dey see say many people dey come here come peeep
enjoy my tori finish laugh as dey want waka comot without even commenting keep it up boy chaiiii
wetin be this
abi una want make i call that rumours hotel mental bouncer for una?
At least wen him don beat craze comot for one person head
all of una go dey start to dey comment sharp sharp
but anyways the bouncer make get mental problem self get remedy
abeg incase if him grab ur neck
see wetin u go tell am
i know 2face i dey straight forward with u!
I dey straight forward!!
And if i drop raba shey u go turn up!!
I swear him go leave u go
the bouncer really get mental problem na wen u won give am raba abi money na dat time him go hissss comot
but na wen u dey ur own o
na dat time him go tell u say make u drop raba for am
chaiiii abeg i cant wait make dem sack dat stupid bouncer
abeg make una dey comment me i no be firewood o i need una encouragements me supose don drop episode 12 since but i still dey wait for una opinions
abeg make we try make here lively na
abi una want make i go tell 2face make him yab una for him bannar make dey untop rumours hotel?

just won let una know say me don drop 11 episodes under 2 days e no really easy
abi where una don see person make compose full 11 episodes under 2 days just like me before
or maybe una want make i stop to dey yan una my sweet tori?

Una go need go else where go find person make fit yan una like 5 to 6 episodes a day

abi me i be firewood
chaiiiiii still no comments
abeg make una wait first my prick self don stand for here o

Episode 12 (abeg me won hang boot to dey post here o)

chaiii naso davido been dey fallen with chioma and some other babes make dem won take selfie
with am, baba dey shine teeth

naso me i been calm before dey look dem
na so i just para chaiiiiiii
wetin be this self!
Ahhh everybody turn look back con ask me wetin happen?

Naso i yan dem which kind rubish be this self?
Ahhhhh guy u don mad wetin happen?
Na so i tell dem me just dey everyday dey update new sweet tori to my nairalands member dem
not even one dey comment my guy keep it up

Wetin be this i shout
na so everybody hissssssss
na him one guy con say why u con dey shout like mad person for here?

Abi u no know say davido dey here?

Ahhh me i para who be davido abi him won mad?

Ahhhhh everybody surprise
davido con say make everybody calm down say him go reason my matter

naso him bounce con meet me say my guy whats the problem why are u shouting like someone who saw a ghost?

Na so i reply am
everyday me go dey crack my brain dey look for funny stories dey yan give nairaland people but no body send me self
no body dey reply
even to drop comment dem no fit drop

hahaahhahahaha naso davido take laugh chaiiiii

so u are here begging for comments why guys are making the money in millions

one guy con shout am e be like say u no get work?

Na so i vex face am na ur papa no get work

me i be full grown employed guy

one other guy con ask me why u con dey nairaland dey find comments like say dem go pay u money?

One lady make get long mouth con shout am na wetin unemployment dey cause na

ahhhhhh me i won mad i para
na thunder go fire all of una

including u davido

ahhh people surprise
as the commotion take be ehhh
before we know we see 2face dey run dey come

shey be na dem talk say 2face travel go dubia for a business trip

i talk am baba dey nigeria here dey cry for him 242 million naira make him loose under how many days

baba con show face
con dey ask wetin dey happen here?
Na so dem narate am to am o
him con face me say young man as i dey here me i dey vex badly
u better respect urselve go meet nairalanders go para for them there
no be rumours hotel u go dey showcase ur madness

ahhhh the tin vex me no be small

na so as i won yab am
that mental bouncer con shout
ahhh no be u be that okafor200 for nairaland?

Naso i reply am na thunder go fire u
okafor200 na person name?
Me na stanley okafor

naso him con say
i really love ur comedy stories die
and i dey even comment everyday self after i laugh finish
but the tin be say if i coment finish
i go say make i check am
i no go see one single comment make i comment for there

ahhhhh na so i shout so na u be one of those people make go come my thread con dey read my sweet tori laugh finish as u like waka comot abi?

Later u go come back again con shake wether i don uddate another episode again abi?

Chaiiiiiiii na thunder go strike that ur yansh for there

ahhhhh na so everybody burst laugh
hahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahaaahahahhahahahhahahhah

chaiiii this life don tire me
e be like say i go hang boot

because me i no be firewood make go dey still dey yan without encouragements at all

before we know na so youngzubi run shook mouth

guy u still be learner na small time u go learn as we big boys dey take dey run the show for here

ahhhhh the tin vex me no be small
ehhh i run blow e eye gbosa!!
Oma na so fight start o
chaiiiii me i dey vex

as we con dey fight nobody gree saparate us o

na wen we don fight like 1 hour plus na so me and youngzubi con dey beg people abeg make una saperate us na

we don really tire

but everybody just dey laugh
hahahahhahahahahahahahhaha
mad people una go fight tire

oboy na so youngzubi con say abeg brother e don do o

ahhh me self i don tire
na so we stand dey look ourselve

davido dey laugh
2face baba self dey burst laugh
everybody for there dey laugh us

before we know upon say we don tire
na so dem say dem go go betting for our head o
who go win for the fight

chaiiii na so davido drop 10million
say youngzubi go win

ahhhh naso 2face baba drop 10 million too say na me okafor200 go win

any body make win go collect everytin
chaiiiiii my leg dey shake seriously

oboy na so fight start o round 2
before i go say i no do again
naso i see my teeth for ground

gbosa!!
Youngzubi won use blow spoil all my teeths
chaiii na so i begin beg am o

chaiiiii i don die today
oboy youngzubi beat me black and blue
naso i just see one oportunity ehhh
na him i take off
see race
youngzubi with everybody pursue me dey go gate
ahhh me won run excape dey go house

bouncers dem na dem help youngzubi catch me again

ahhhh see second round black and blue beating
oboy notin i no see make land for my head so
both plank o,
iron pot,bottle,hot slap,better kick

oboy i tell una say i see vision of heaven live and direct

ahhhhh na so davido con shout am him don do o

ahhhh everybody dey laugh
na only 2face bone face chaiii
baba don loose another 10million again o

episode 13 coming soon

My episode 13 (oganla the small doctor) will be dropping soon me no know wether 2face and that him mental bouncer who get sense pass self?
Na common small doctor dem no fit recognise again o chaiiiii

watch out for episode 13

NOTICE!!! NOTICE!!! NOTICE!!!

Me as baba olowo the long prick i no won use my two eyes see anybody for this my thread again

since una no won dey coment

if i see any body come here come peep say him won laugh small
wetin i go use him eye take see ehh na only miracle go save am

come o i still dey talk who be that person make dey peep

catch am catch am
no let am run o oboy enter

if u run i blow of ur head with this my basuka gun

oya kneel down there
wetin be ur name

my name na pradioc i be member for nairaland here

ehhh u say wetin
pra wetin
pradioc if i beat u finish ehh ur name go change to precious

ahhhh oga abeg o
me i been coment for ur thread before na
na me tell u good one brotherly
but u later quote me back na

ehhh u still dey talk pradioc
shey be i say i no won see anybody again for this my tori thread

wen i finish with u ehh u go no say kaki no be leather

ahhhh wait o baba olowo the long prick
no be bibi294,youngzubi,centino
na dem dey peep too for this ur thread now? with some other people self

why u no catch dem self na
na only me u see dey catch
no be crime to come peep ur tori
and no con comment anytin o?

Ahhhh so u still get liver to dey talk u this pradioc

ahhhh i for say why ur name no different from parrot

na u i go use do excape goat
if people no coment before now till 7pm u go see better beating make u go receive for here

oya oboy enter hold am i dey come

chaiiii i don die o abeg nairalanders abeg na me pradioc dey beg o
make una dey coment o make baba olowo the long prick free me o
i no know why him no catch that girl bibi294 self
shey be na our 2 been dey peep self
na only me him see catch
ahhhh me i dey beg ooooooooo!

Come o who be that make dey peep for this my thread here

ahhh baba na we o
we be 3 guest o but we no dey as member for nairaland

ehhhh wetin con happen wetin make una dey long neck dey read my tori here?

Ehhh baba abeg no vex o
ehhhh which time u go fit update us with ur episode 13 because as we dey here so we no fit wait again o

ahhhhh una say wetin !
So una been dey wait for my next episode 13 and una go read finish laugh as una want waka comot abi?

Ok make una dey wait well well o
na thunder go fire una
na u expecially make do head like cocktail so

yes na u make dey middle
u make dey point urselve so

u no even be member talkless of to say u won coment

me i need comments or else me i go dey update una 1 episode per day self

e get how he go be i go change am to 1 episode per week self

u no reason am
a whole me crack my brain finish
give una 12 sweet episodes under 2 days still yet nobody gree coment
or say ride on brother we dey ur back

but before i close my eye open am i no won see una here again before me go convert una to the 3 wise men make dey bible with better beating

Come o who be that make i dey see here so
Asemark abi wetin be ur name
if i beat u finish ehh streshmark go catch u

Episode 13 (oganla the small doctor)

chaiii me won faint
after the beatings wey youngzubi give me

but i manage stand up con carry myself dey go chemist shop go collect medicine
what a nightmare chaiii

ahhhhhh 2face baba para shout!!
I don tie for this life wetin be this!

E be like say i go lock down rumours hotel
i no do again o

baba vex enter inside
before we know ehh the news say 2face won close down the hotel spread like wildfire for the whole area

before we know ehh
we see market women and traders hawkers dem full rumours hotel gate with small small banners dem don go strike

ahhh people con dey wonder wetin happen
na so dem dey shout say dem won see 2face o make him come outside
na so we surprise see 2face for ouside o
na so the market women dem tell am say wetin make am change him mind to close down the hotel

ahhhhhh me con dey wonder wetin consine market women with 2face hotel self?

No be say any of dem dey come here o wetin con happen

na so baba vex narrate everytin to dem as e take happen

ahhhh naso one yoruba woman shout na common small doctor won make u close hotel down ni?

She con Say make 2face just give am only 20 naira say she go do one incantation now
say small doctor go carry himself run come here now sharp sharp
without waisting time self

naso 2face trowey face hissssssss join
but normal stance ehh the woman husband na big strong babalawo

one other woman con say make dem follow her she go show dem where small doctor dey

2face trowey face again
abeg make una no just come here dey waist my precious time

baba vex close gate enter inside
ahhh na only that mental bouncer believe the woman

na so the woman with the mental bouncer con dey go the next street go find small doctor

hmmm see am for there naso the woman point am
baba gon no even see dem self
baba dey free style dey do him work
ahhhh small doctor gon na fuckernizer for the next street

chaiiiii baba dey repair motor tyre
see as him dirty like mad man

the mental bouncer no first believe am say na him be that
oboy na wen the guy won been leave him work go soak garri make him buy

naso him sing dem call me small doctor eye o ye oganla o hiam!!
With him yoruba rhymes dem

so baba go come shows dey deceive people say him na big boy
chaiiii baba gon na fuckernizer for road side chaiiiiiiii

oboy as him dey soak the garri like 2 spoon

naso the bouncer run jack baba dey go rumours hotel

all small doctor paddy dem make dey work with am everybody bob pick race !!

Ahhhh baba dey shout wetin i do u na

as me con later don rest from where i go receive treatment
me con dey come back for rumours hotel make i go sleep

as i cross the gate enter
wetin i hear untop my head na gbosa!

Chaiiiii wetin be this
oboy na small doctor dem use take stone me o!
That mental bouncer wicked o

na so him jack me and small doctor dey go meet 2face

me i no even shout self na only small doctor dey shout
abeg o agbami o! I don die o!
Wetin i do u o! Baba dey beg

as the noice take be ehhhh inside rumours

na so 2face and davido rush come outside together with chioma davido babe

ahhhhh me i don die today chaiiii
davido just dey smile
na so the bouncer point us
say na me make 2face loose 10million
while small doctor make baba loose 240 million

say na today ehhh we go pay all the money cash or else we don die here be that

before we know 2face con ask the bouncer who be this other guy u carry come here?

naso the mental bouncer tell am say na small doctor be that na

2face look am look am chaiiiiii
no be small doctor be this na
how small doctor go take dress like mad person like this

say him no believe am say make dem leave am make him dey go

ahhhh like so dem take free small doctor baba bob before dem go change their mind

hmmm davido con help me beg 2face say for my own case him go make up the lose for am make him just free me abeg

na like so i take excape o

but me i con dey wonder chaiiii
i swear die na small doctor be that
abi 2face and him mental bouncer dem don high?
Wetin happen make dem no fit come recognise small doctor again na?

Ahhhh abi baba use juju for dem?

Oboy small doctor enter the next public bus make dey go ogun state

baba bob

240 million naira don go ooo

ahhhh but wetin self con make small doctor declare free drinks for everybody inside rumours hotel
and him see say people make come dem plenty pass 1 million people
even self na garri small doctor been won soak before dem jack baba come here
chaiiiii e be like say him just won show people say he get pay scatter

omo all this yoruba boys self tire me o

Na so i been dey reason the matter na so i hear one woman dey talk say she dey always see small doctor dey trek pass rumours hotel gate everyday and himself dey stop to dey read the big notice banner make 2face been hang for front of rumours hotel
say small doctor wanted urgently by the police

baba go read am finish him go laugh waka pass

chaii 2face get brain problem abi na eye problem
episode 14 coming soon

Baba mak u calm down with time comment go flow just kontinue d tori go u just de start