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| Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by EmekaBlue(m): 1:45pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
Hello Everyone, Please i need help because i seriously dont know how to treat this issue. My newly married wife is so fund of meat to an extent i think has developed to an issue. PLEASE Ignore my grammatical blunders... I have a wife who is a meat extinguisher, she can cook a pot of stew or soup and extinguish all the meats almost before its done..she even go ahead to tease me when she serves me with the last set of meat and try to eat it with me. I nowadays buy meat from outside to supplement my soup or stew at home. PLEASE what can i do to resolve this issue? |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by Nobody: 2:07pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
is this a joke? 1 Like |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by EmekaBlue(m): 2:20pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
elyna:sounds like one? 1 Like |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by Peter4luv: 2:21pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
Buy fish ..since na only meat she de enjoy.. 11 Likes |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by Hector09(m): 2:22pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
Lol, nothing person knw go hear, how old is she 3 Likes |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by Oyindidi(f): 2:23pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
Lol, very soon na she go dey preserve meat. 4 Likes |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by Headlesschicken(m): 2:25pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
 Chaii nothing wey Dem no dey marry dix days,well thank God she x not a d!ck extinguisher  ,so those days wey she dey tell u say she doesn't joke with meat,u been think say na play play tinx  .... May d lord give u d strength to bear dix yuh cross... Peace be with you.. 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by chiommy123(f): 2:27pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
discuss with her how its annoying to you and not teasing again 1 Like |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by mabea: 2:47pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
This one weak me 2 Likes |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by Nobody: 3:07pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
EmekaBlue:it seems like one to me |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by egwekwe: 3:07pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
Oooh booyyy At this point, I've heard it all Like WTF. You now see reason why the rich marry the rich..Trust me a poor man's mentality is far different from a poor person own. Obviously your wife wasn't fed enough meat from her parent's home. Don't worry , She'll soon get tired of it ....but in the meantime, enjoy your new bride 3 Likes |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by JuanDeDios: 3:08pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
EmekaBlue:You mean you buy from outside to supplement your own protein needs. Lol. Have you tried sitting her down and talking it over with her? 1 Like |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by Squillionaire: 3:48pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
...and you didn't notice this carnivorous behaviour before you guys got married? 7 Likes |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by Auladimeji(m): 4:23pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
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| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by Zhahovic(m): 4:30pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
.. I pray she does not eat you up one day |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by abduljabbar4(m): 4:30pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
Give her 20 strokes op. Here in the niorth we use cane to flog senses into them  |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by IamPlato(m): 4:30pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
... This Is Why You Need To Tell Your Pastor About the Woman You Want To Marry... Its Obvious You Married A Lion... You Can Take The Lion Out Of The Jungle But not The Jungle Out Of The Lion... But Seriously, how Will A Married Lion sorry Woman chop All The Soup Meat On Fire... She Is Addicted, Obessed, has A Fetish over Meat. I Dont Even Know What To Classify Your Wife As. Wether Lion Or Werewolf or Cannibal 1 Like |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by tee59(f): 5:31pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
If this story is true, that is very bad of her. Considering the risky of health problems this may cause to her later in life. The lady knows that, the man will always give her money to prepare soup daily without her contribution. She must be a full house warm(wife). They have nothing to contribute to the running of the house than to eat. Your wife is addicted to meat and it's dangerous. 2 Likes |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by Raydans: 5:33pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
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| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by falcon01: 5:35pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
Simply stop buying meat and get fish she will regret it in the future and you will also be financial demonized. |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by TheOdd1sOut: 5:35pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
but when you were eating her meat in the other room, you didn't complain. marriage is a give and take affair. and op didnt mention if he bought those pieces of meat himself or his bride bought it. what you should do is.. 1. buy fish instead of meat 2. tell her you don't like it. no insults please. tell her in a matured manner. 3. you have your own habits too and I don't think she's complaining. some women have worse habits. all women have their own weaknesses. some talk too much, some eat too much marriage is all about toleration youre not a bachelor anymore o, op. she has warned you before hand so ignorance isnt an excuse its a simple sturves |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by dingbang(m): 5:43pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
Start padlocking the soup inside your room |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by Nobody: 5:45pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
Is this a metaphor for sucking dick  1 Like |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by CAPSLOCKED: 5:50pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
Deadlywoman:LOL I THINK HE'S TALKING ABOUT REAL ANIMAL FLESH. PARTICULARLY THE COOKED TYPES. 1 Like |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by Nobody: 5:51pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
CAPSLOCKED: I thought he meant the other 'meat'  |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by Nobody: 6:11pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
Meat extingwisher ogini?  . Anyway i prefer a dik extingwisher to a meat extingwisher. |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by Biglittlelois(f): 6:31pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
Nawa oo lol, Op you didnt know she's a meat extinguisher before you married her ni? |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by Nobody: 6:35pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
tee59:"risk" 3 Likes |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by Wiseandtrue(f): 6:38pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
Buy a life cow. Kill it! Let her alone prepare, cook and fry it! Make sure she does it in a day! I can guarantee you that when next she sees meat, na she go run! 5 Likes |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by habsydiamond(m): 6:41pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
She must be a lion in the making.. just register her with a zoo b4 she devour u self |
| Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by chloride6: 6:47pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
She just enjoy meat that all. She'll stop when she is fed up. I remember when my mom was an accountant in one of these milk companies. She used to get a lot for milk every Friday. They might not be water at home but there must be milk. I used to lick milk like no man business then until I gradually got tired. Today it's over 10 years since I last licked milk in it's powdered form. I can't bring myself to lick milk no matter what. Your wife will get tired. Till then buy meat 2 Likes |
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