her name is Veronica, and we are both in the same dept (Electrical Engineering). she's tall, busty, and feminine (unlike most engineering girls).
so yesterday, I was solving some questions in Mechanics, and there she was, stylishly touching me, brushing her breast against my arms and acting like it was a mistake all along.

but somehow, I knew all of her was wet for me.

and that shouldn't come as a surprise tho, I'm tall handsome and I workout too. so what Bitch?


the whole environ smelt like clitöris juice and even a baby could easily decipher that a slût was hörny.


did I mention I'm a fan of cûnnilingus?
yes I am.
I quickly bent her over and struggled to unveil the pants with a tooth, my teeth are naturally not sharp, so I needed more than a little force to achieve the mission.

I tore the pants finally and proceeded to ram the vagīna vigorously.

my Mechanics was left unsolved finally, as this was a more important task.

You need help

TheOdd1sOut:
You need help

why are gays always stubborn and don't hear word.

I said I'm not interested. don't let me beat yo gay ass to stupor please. leave Me and my threads alone

beardlessdude:
why are gays always stubborn and don't hear word.

I said I'm not interested. don't let me beat yo gay ass to stupor please. leave Me and my threads alone

I swear when I read this comment, I laughed.
Who do you think you are that some one will be harassing you?
Who told you I'm gay?
I tire for you matter o.
People trying to live out their silly fantasies online

beardlessdude:
why are gays always stubborn and don't hear word.

I said I'm not interested. don't let me beat yo gay ass to stupor please. leave Me and my threads alone

I wonder if I ever told you I'm gay.

TheOdd1sOut:
I swear when I read this comment, I laughed.
Who do you think you are that some one will be harassing you?
Who told you I'm gay?
I tire for you matter o.
People trying to live out their silly fantasies online

then stop acting gay. stop following me, stop it!!!!

beardlessdude:
then stop acting gay. stop following me, stop it!!!!

for God's sake, I have the freedom to comment on any thread I like. What is it with you and self pride like this?
Trying to gain popularity on nl like this won't work o

You're not the only thread here so your claims are base less

I swear ur moniker shd be brainless dude and nt beardless dude cus ur brain is full of cabbage and dat is more reason y u are displaying ur stupidity all over Nairaland..

TheOdd1sOut:
for God's sake, I have the freedom to comment on any thread I like. What is it with you and self pride like this?
Trying to gain popularity on nl like this won't work o

OK

Rosay15:
I swear ur moniker shd be brainless dude and nt beardless dude cus ur brain is full of cabbage and dat is more reason y u are displaying ur stupidity all over Nairaland..

kkk.

[quote author=TheOdd1sOut post=72338643][/quote] lols hahaha, i don laugh i don tire

smh for u brother ooo

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And someone had to wait nine months for dix one..

Headlesschicken:
And someone had to wait nine months for dix one..

lol,thats harsh.but op honestly,your dad would have done the world a favour had he just used his vaseline masturbating than giving birth to you

You don't need a soothsayer before you know that you're an idiot

Nawa

beardlessdude:
her name is Veronica, and we are both in the same dept (Electrical Engineering). she's tall, busty, and feminine (unlike most engineering girls).
so yesterday, I was solving some questions in Mechanics, and there she was, stylishly touching me, brushing her breast against my arms and acting like it was a mistake all along.

but somehow, I knew all of her was wet for me.

and that shouldn't come as a surprise tho, I'm tall handsome and I workout too. so what Bitch?


the whole environ smelt like clitöris juice and even a baby could easily decipher that a slût was hörny.





did I mention I'm a fan of cûnnilingus?
yes I am.
I quickly bent her over and struggled to unveil the pants with a tooth, my teeth are naturally not sharp, so I needed more than a little force to achieve the mission.

I tore the pants finally and proceeded to ram the vagīna vigorously.

my Mechanics was left unsolved finally, as this was a more important task.

this boy lie pass lie mohammed

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GOOD FOR NOTHING. NOTHING EVEN GOOD FOR SALAD.

I have Mayo in the fridge o