MY brother, let me give you this piece if advice and it ll help you a lot in future.

Your girlfriend is not a wife material, run for your dear life.

She ll do worse to your family.

If you like, allow emotion to becloud your sense of judgement, you ll regret it for life.


Run for your life.

See a cool girlfriend that was well raised ll not even be bothered about someone dishing a food while she was having her shower.

A good woman would have asked your friend about it before even going to the bathroom.

This girl ll make your family go through hell if you finally marry her.

Run Young man.

Trust me, for your friend to react, your girlfriend must have said a whole lot to him.

If a woman tell you that she has done 10% of verbal abuse, my brother, realistically, she must have done 120%.

Show me ur friend and I know who you are.

Nobody is talking about the girls attitude.
What's wrong if the guy dishes out the food before she came. With this type of babe, ur siblings cannot be comfortable wen they come visiting.





Not supporting the guy though
But she has bad manners

This is the rubbish you people learn from Nollywood. Why didn't you drop off your friend when leaving? Yam and goat de ever stay together?

lefulefu:

really??
well the number of weed users i see here when they get high tend to be violent.

They added monkey tail, alomo and something else. Plus they are probably violent people when sober .
Where you blau you can't even literally shout not to even talk of lifting a hand to fight because you are either busy binge eating or doing some analytical thinking , or laughing your heart out D At least that's what I do.

Totally irrelevant shit - When a girl smokes weed around us we start calling her "Bro" .Now she is one of us

Awon ifunloran

You forgot to tittle your fiction.

Bro you are really a nice person. If I were to be you, immediately I got back home, I will just tell them that I don't believe it was the rice that caused the fight. And if any of them will not tell exactly what happened, then my relationship between two of them is over. I will tell both my friend and my girlfriend to pack their things, leave my house immediately relationship between us is over and will must never see again

Here's my opinion

Ask your friend to apologise to your girlfriend, for beating here up (a man shouldn't beat a woman in the first place)
When she has accepted the apology, you will take both of them to the DPO father and settle the issue
When all these have been done and you and your girlfriend are back I your house, you should REBUKE her for calling her DPO father first- that move was uncalled for. I don't think she would have done that if her dad wasnt a police officer.
You will also need to call you friend to register your displeasure at his display of foolishness.
Chiao

babyfaceafrica:
fake story

comfirm fake story with another incident picture.

DAT ur boi friend is insane fighting a woman in her boi friends house is an insult. Pardon him but don't allow him come near ur house again. Also warn ur GF. To learn how to talk he must have used I'll words on d guy.[color=#990000][/color][i][/i]

ShadowFighter:


That your friend has a serious problem.
Fighting a girl because of food?

Who does that?

yes...he as a man should know ladies when it comes to kitchen issues. he would have just walked away. than call u to put your woman to order.

Thank God she was not rape

true oe false the male friend is very wrong.for the fact the guy went to pot without permision is very wrong.the girl has only right here

ikhileomotayo:


Not just Igbo smokers, but smokers of a particular variety of weed: Kwale weed

haha wich one be kwale weed.. so weed don dey get variety? i remember when wyclef visited nigeria some yrs back and dem give am naija weed to taste he confessed dat naija weed is too damm strong.he say d one dem dey smoke for yankee not strong as nigeria own.

Na so e dey start if na ur wife for instance, is that how ur friend will go to her pot to dish food?
I respect people alot oooh i nor fit go my guy huz wen e babe dey and i know sey na she cook the food then will nah go behind to serve myself if it was me and my guy is different since there's a lady there respect her. Some ppl nor get sense.
Back to the real issue ur friend whats so ever had to beat ur girlfriend because i nor go sey dem fight or mayb there's something else to the story u self nvr know.
I go blame u shall mayb na ur give ur friends or friend those kind funny right to ride on ur babe thats why....u didn't protect her enough. Try and settle out of station biko.
(If my friend beat my babe, i go break e head. If na my wife i go cut e hand comot, if na my sister combination of both, if na my mama i fit kill am). Ur friend nor dey respect u cos if he does he shouldn't have raised a hand on ur woman no matter the level of anger....watch ur friends bro cos this kind friend fit Bleep ur babe or rape her...ask her some questions shall.

ShadowFighter:


That your friend has a serious problem.
Fighting a girl because of food?

Who does that?

some ppl can even commit murder for food in naija. if na me get such a friend i go codedly discharge am.

SillyeRabbit:
You shouldn't have added the Dpo part. Nice script though.

Hahahahahaha! How do you mean? Something is fishy.

Useless story

This can't be true biko a Sane guy can't do that please try another lie thank you

StevenOba:

They added monkey tail, alomo and something else. Plus they are probably violent people when sober .
Where you blau you can't even literally shout not to even talk of lifting a hand to fight because you are either busy binge eating or doing some analytical thinking , or laughing your heart out D At least that's what I do.

Totally irrelevant shit - When a girl smokes weed around us we start calling her "Bro" .Now she is one of us

i remember my first yr in the univ this my lodge close to one family house. their first son na weed scatter im head and d guy drop out of 200 level cos of d weed addiction.na so d guy go beat im papa ehn if im papa no gree give am money to buy weed.sometimes e go even carry some of dhier belonging sell to buy weed.na kolomental everybody dey call am for street.sometimes wen d beatings on im papa don too much its either guys for d street go intervene beat am or call police on am.weed get strong effect on ppl i tell u.

You are not just stupid but senseless.


Out of here!!!

Stop making friends with igbo smokers you won’t hear

In as much as I don't beliv this story, let us just pretend that it is real.

Analysis
1. I will ask the OP if his good friend is a violent person before now.
2. Do you beliv that ur friend can go into ur kitchen and take food prepared by ur girlfriend without her permission?
3. How matured can ur good friend be in the face of provocation?
4. Hw decent is he when it comes to sexual morality?
5. Hw nice is your girlfriend?
6. How is the relationship between u, ur friend and your girlfriend...cordial or strained?

....infact, I am finding it very difficult to beliv this shit of a story. A guy visiting his fellow guy in that guy's house. You met ur guy's girlfriend. Ur guy accommodated you. In the morning dropped money for you and his girl to feed. The lady cooked. Went to bath. The guy went to the kitchen, dish out the food for himself without permission from his good friend's girlfriend. The lady came out and queried the action, she received a beating from the guy. Scatter the sitting room and pour away the food. Nnaaaa, abeg find another story tell us. Unless the guy and his friend are in a kind of thug life way of life and they have no respect for any woman no matter who she is.

NwaAmaikpe:




You should be more concerned with what will happen to you.
Because if the girl's DPO-of-a-father knows his onions, it is you who should be arrested for exposing his daughter to physical and sexual harm.

Back to their claims.
It just doesn't add up.

Your friend fired with hunger of the loins and some of the stomach lured your girl to cook and tend to him.
(You know how feeble a girl's defenses can be when the right words are said to her and her erogenous zones are tipped off?)

They then had some great sex behind you and apparently got into an argument afterwards.
Your girlfriend feeling very dirty and used, kicked the food she served him off his hands and in a fit of rage, he beat her to a pulp.

Denial of guilt comes naturally to offenders.
So the two of them agreeing to her story is the brightest of all the redflags.

She was preeked by him.
If he could beat her, then he can preek her.

But you were stupid to leave your goat and your yam together.
Conji defies all loyalty.
I'd shag my own pastor's wife if he gives me this opportunity.

who be this guy or girl sef ? His/ her fiddle with words is second-to-none. Forget his/ her being damn naughty - The dude is super creative. Nwamaikpe, abeg give us story read for NL nau - I'm more serious this time; I know you can do it too like shewrites, Oyinprince and the likes...