I can't stop laughing to those memes. So hilarious!

I can relate.

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You made my day ... See how I just dae laugh my ass out

funny those guys eh.. may God help us

My friend just got trapped in this shit called GNLD. I have warned him but he's not listening. I just dey sip kunu dey wait for the day wey e go come tell me story.

Khd95:
If u never been to this their concentration camps before this won't be funny to u

Removed 1k from the last 3k5 in my account to transport my self to egbeda, hoping I will land 45k/month job,

The moment I entered the compound like dis,I saw different people talking to different groups of people,they directed me to the person I have been talking to,omo see crowd
That was when I asked for their rest room,they gave me the direction,but I followed the opposite, one lady was just shouting"uncle not that way,turn back"

Tfu there,naso I take escape,

Bro you crack me up big time

What a hilarious thread, nice one OP. Those folks can be very annoying. They once got me, thank God I became wiser after the experience... They use different names.

That was a good retrospect, nice one guy! really funny but make sense.

;Drollling here

eaddyboy:
Nonsense people, that was how I found myself. 3 days ago listening to presentation about Neo Life International... and thinking I came purposely for Company Interview

Was so upset with myself after spending close to 3hours there!!

They texted and called me two days ago why I didn't show up for subsequent presention

in my mind - They want to be Unfortunate!
Anyways, May God help us to tackle unemployment and grant us better jobs!!

Lol....yu spent 3 hours? For Ibadan (Dugbe), me and my people spent 6 hours....come see hunger Those people are real bastards.

Jerryembassy91:
This people dealt with me... All the way from Okokomaiko ,I woke up as early as 5am, made my way to Ojota, all because I got a text of a job interview scheduled to hold 9am.
I got there around 8am ...i hated myself when the job interview started....
They started asking me what kind of car and house do I want to drive and live in... Long story short.
They forced me with words to pay 10k to register and be a member of GNLD... told them I want to go outside and make withdrawal, they told me don't worry we av Pos and ATM inside the compound....... I saw far that day

Hahahahahahaha....... chai, yu enter am... yu gok am for them; yu suppose take style check acct. and tell dem no money for acct. na house ya money dey. Despite the fact they wasted our time, I don resolve ma mind npt tp drop anything at all. Dem price am from 15k to 1k, many of us no gree pay o....semms na two ppl pay that day.

Really? 2054208384 UBA

sky101:
Oboi send Me your account number Abeg, the kind laff wey me and my mum laff today, AYlive no fit deliver am.

Oya Oya oya

Lol, Serious wahala, 15k-1k owu na bad thing... Although then I was young and novice....

sharpwriter:


Hahahahahahaha....... chai, yu enter am... yu gok am for them; yu suppose take style check acct. and tell dem no money for acct. na house ya money dey. Despite the fact they wasted our time, I don resolve ma mind npt tp drop anything at all. Dem price am from 15k to 1k, many of us no gree pay o....semms na two ppl pay that day.

almost broke my ribs because of laugh.nice write up

Bravo!!! You are gem. never laughed this much in ages.

GNLD itself is not bad. What is wrong is the deceit that network marketers use to get downlines. If they want to encourage other people to become network marketers, they should let people know that they are going to be introduced to network marketing or GNLD before the "interview".

It is quite disheartening to advertise a regular job and ask the applicant to travel from Ibadan to Lagos for an interview, when the so-called interview is a lecture about GNLD.

Bigcake:

Lol, maybe madness is in your blood shaa.

And frustration runs in your blood line.

Chanchit:


And frustration runs in your blood line.

You lied, You are mad already but you dont know about it. It's a very rare medical condition.

The last case was recorded in 1972 in Adamawa State.

Bigcake:


You lied, You are mad already but you dont know about it. It's a very rare medical condition.

The last case was recorded in 1972 in Adamawa State.

To start with, I see no reason to join issues with you, because what I said initially does not warrant you quoting me, but then, frustrated people like you find wonder why people laugh. It runs in your family. You should all go and seek help.

Chanchit:



To start with, I see no reason to join issues with you, because what I said initially does not warrant you quoting me, but then, frustrated people like you find wonder why people laugh. It runs in your family. You should all go and seek help.

Talking about family, family differs, your mother who is a retired but not tired prrostitute should be in a better position to understand different family circles. This is largely because of the vast numbers of dicck she had rode in her infamous career. A short lecture with her wouldnt be a bad idea.

this is one is excessly funny

Bigcake:



Talking about family, family differs, your mother who is a retired but not tired prrostitute should be in a better position to understand different family circles. This is largely because of the vast numbers of dicck she had rode in her infamous career. A short lecture with her wouldnt be a bad idea.

You need a psychologist. I didn't ask you for your mother's history.

eaddyboy:
Nonsense people, that was how I found myself. 3 days ago listening to presentation about Neo Life International... and thinking I came purposely for Company Interview

Was so upset with myself after spending close to 3hours there!!

They texted and called me two days ago why I didn't show up for subsequent presention

in my mind - They want to be Unfortunate!
Anyways, May God help us to tackle unemployment and grant us better jobs!!

lol. Fell for that same scam. Which branch were you invited to?

UyaiIncomparabl:



lol. Fell for that same scam. Which branch were you invited to?

Calabar branch oo
can you imagine these people

Chanchit:


You need a psychologist. I didn't ask you for your mother's history.

Your Mother's pant is still hanging in my room. Could you please come and get it so I can enjoy some fresh air?

Son of a smellling pusssy.

Bigcake:


Your Mother's pant is still hanging in my room. Could you please come and get it so I can enjoy some fresh air?

Son of a smellling pusssy.

So you also commit incenst with your mother? Continue. And for the records, I never asked you for the condition of her pvssy, that is your problem.

Chanchit:



The truth is, I also commit incest with my mother? should I Continue. And for the records, her pusssy smells like dead rat... I swear with my dead father's balls that I will always fucck my mother's old rugged smelly pusssy till I die inside there. . .

This your madness is purely hereditary.
Your mother must be a dutiful hoe.

Bigcake:


This your madness is purely hereditary.
Your mother must be a dutiful hoe.

Eeyah! This your family issue is not what I wish for even an enemy. Anyway, still make sure you go see a psychologist, then go for deliverance. Take your mother along.

LOL wicked s@ul