| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by ifex370(m): 8:31am On Mar 02, 2019 |
ifyalways:
Sandralina
Ifex370
Petitequeen Wadup.. Shey we don carry the cup noni?  |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by devlishGINGER(m): 8:34am On Mar 02, 2019 |
ifyalways:
Choo
Oluwaseun239
Scionp
DevlishGINGER
Boboneyor
Akalia
Adva45
Fecodear
catwalq
Blazing12345
lynette2cute
Viettastitches hi Goodmorning |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by ifyalways(f): 8:41am On Mar 02, 2019 |
I cant send too many Pm's unfortunately  Please send me a PM instead. Thanks 1 Like |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by devlishGINGER(m): 9:13am On Mar 02, 2019 |
ifyalways:
I cant send too many Pm's unfortunately
Please send me a PM instead. Thanks sent |
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| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Nobody: 9:47am On Mar 02, 2019 |
ifex370:
Wadup.. Shey we don carry the cup noni? Wowwwwwwwwwwwww Thank you ma my joy right now can't be measured. Thank you so so much. I'm grateful. |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by boborneyor(m): 10:09am On Mar 02, 2019 |
ifyalways:
Choo
Oluwaseun239
Scionp
DevlishGINGER
Boboneyor
Akalia
Adva45
Fecodear
catwalq
Blazing12345
lynette2cute
Viettastitches
Thanks guys. You all did well ! , and because i am the judge and jury, I have changed the rules yet again. 
You all have won 5K each. I will send each of you a PM. Please reply with your account details. If you have GTB or Access bank account, You'd d get your money today or morrow, else on Monday.
May Gods Grace and favour shine brightly on you guys soon. Amen. Amen....God is really wonderful , I could remember going to meet one of my uncle that promised me job while in school on the day I saw this thread . He told me the normal usual stories of how Nigeria has scattered ,people now selling govt jobs and so on and at the end he dashed me 1k . I felt so disappointed because I really hoped high on this man ,it was my sad mood that prompt me to login on Nairaland to continue searching for new job vacancies and that was when I came across this thread. Thank you so much Ma for this kind gesture .May Almighty God continue to bless and protect you! Amen 3 Likes |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Nelsizzy(m): 10:18am On Mar 02, 2019 |
I miss out, it is well. 2 Likes |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Akalia(m): 10:31am On Mar 02, 2019 |
ifyalways:
Choo
Oluwaseun239
Scionp
DevlishGINGER
Boboneyor
Akalia
Adva45
Fecodear
catwalq
Blazing12345
lynette2cute
Viettastitches
Thanks guys. You all did well ! , and because i am the judge and jury, I have changed the rules yet again.
You all have won 5K each. I will send each of you a PM. Please reply with your account details. If you have GTB or Access bank account, You'd d get your money today or morrow, else on Monday.
May Gods Grace and favour shine brightly on you guys soon. Amen. wow, I am so elated ifyalways. You are a rare gem. Thank you so kindly. |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Akalia(m): 10:35am On Mar 02, 2019 |
ifyalways:
I cant send too many Pm's unfortunately
Please send me a PM instead. Thanks PM sent |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Nobody: 11:20am On Mar 02, 2019 |
ifyalways:
Choo
Oluwaseun239
Scionp
DevlishGINGER
Boboneyor
Akalia
Adva45
Fecodear
catwalq
Blazing12345
lynette2cute
Viettastitches
Thanks guys. You all did well ! , and because i am the judge and jury, I have changed the rules yet again.
You all have won 5K each. I will send each of you a PM. Please reply with your account details. If you have GTB or Access bank account, You'd d get your money today or morrow, else on Monday.
May Gods Grace and favour shine brightly on you guys soon. Amen. Thanks. |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by ifex370(m): 11:34am On Mar 02, 2019 |
ifyalways:
I cant send too many Pm's unfortunately
Please send me a PM instead. Thanks Thanks a whole lot.. I saw the money.. God bless you. 3 Likes 1 Share |
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| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by ifyalways(f): 2:10pm On Mar 02, 2019 |
Thanks guys. My PA is disbursing the winnings to the last set of people that just sent their details.
Remember after 12pm on Monday , March 4th, I won't be revisiting this thread nor read/reply any PM so Please, send your details now.
Cheers. 1 Like |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Akalia(m): 2:18pm On Mar 02, 2019 |
ifyalways:
Thanks guys. My PA is disbursing the winnings to the last set of people that just sent their details.
Remember after 12pm on Monday , March 4th, I won't be revisiting this thread nor read/reply any PM so Please, send your details now.
Cheers. I am humbled by your benevolence, sincerity and integrity. I just received a credit alert of 5k from your PA ma. Thank you. 3 Likes |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by boborneyor(m): 2:29pm On Mar 02, 2019 |
ifyalways:
Thanks guys. My PA is disbursing the winnings to the last set of people that just sent their details.
Remember after 12pm on Monday , March 4th, I won't be revisiting this thread nor read/reply any PM so Please, send your details now.
Cheers. I just received the alert too....Thanks so much for putting smile on my face Ma. May God continue to bless you. 3 Likes |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by viettastitches(f): 2:30pm On Mar 02, 2019 |
Omg I received my alert. Thank you ma, your kindness is unbelievable. 2 Likes |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by boborneyor(m): 2:31pm On Mar 02, 2019 |
ifyalways:
Thanks guys. My PA is disbursing the winnings to the last set of people that just sent their details.
Remember after 12pm on Monday , March 4th, I won't be revisiting this thread nor read/reply any PM so Please, send your details now.
Cheers. I just received the alert too....Thanks so much for putting smile on my face Ma. May God continue to bless you. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Blazing12345: 2:55pm On Mar 02, 2019 |
ifyalways:
I cant send too many Pm's unfortunately
Please send me a PM instead. Thanks Thanks sis gotten mine. God's speed always. 1 Like |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by choo: 3:27pm On Mar 02, 2019 |
ifyalways:
Thanks guys. My PA is disbursing the winnings to the last set of people that just sent their details.
Remember after 12pm on Monday , March 4th, I won't be revisiting this thread nor read/reply any PM so Please, send your details now.
Cheers. Just sent a PM. |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Fecodear(f): 4:09pm On Mar 02, 2019 |
ifyalways:
I cant send too many Pm's unfortunately
Please send me a PM instead. Thanks Thank you, Ma. PM sent |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Fecodear(f): 5:58pm On Mar 02, 2019 |
ifyalways:
Thanks guys. My PA is disbursing the winnings to the last set of people that just sent their details.
Cheers. Thanks Ma, Alert received I pray very soon we'll all be in a position to give back to the society as you've done for us. God bless you 2 Likes |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by devlishGINGER(m): 6:35pm On Mar 02, 2019 |
ifyalways:
Thanks guys. My PA is disbursing the winnings to the last set of people that just sent their details.
Remember after 12pm on Monday , March 4th, I won't be revisiting this thread nor read/reply any PM so Please, send your details now.
Cheers. thanks alot am very grateful. May you never lack 1 Like |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Ishilove: 9:56pm On Mar 02, 2019 |
Hi ifyalways:
My top 3 essays are :
Sandralina
Ifex370
Petitequeen
Thank you so much guys. I will send you all a PM . Please reply with your account details for your 10K winning. If you have GTB or Access bank account, You'd d get your money today or morrow, else on Monday.
May Gods Grace and favour shine brightly on you guys soon. Amen. Fantastic! May your pocket never run dry. 1 Like |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Petitequeen(f): 11:11pm On Mar 02, 2019 |
Oh my God!� Thank you so so much ma. I couldn't login to nairaland for a while, but thank God I'm here now. I really wish I could see you to physically thank you. God will surely bless you. Thank you so much @ifyalways ifyalways:
My top 3 essays are :
Sandralina
Ifex370
Petitequeen
Thank you so much guys. I will send you all a PM . Please reply with your account details for your 10K winning. If you have GTB or Access bank account, You'd d get your money today or morrow, else on Monday.
May Gods Grace and favour shine brightly on you guys soon. Amen. 2 Likes |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Petitequeen(f): 11:17pm On Mar 02, 2019 |
I just sent you a PM ma. Thank you once again. ifyalways:
Thanks guys. My PA is disbursing the winnings to the last set of people that just sent their details.
Remember after 12pm on Monday , March 4th, I won't be revisiting this thread nor read/reply any PM so Please, send your details now.
Cheers. |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by ifyalways(f): 9:06am On Mar 03, 2019 |
Petitequeen:
I just sent you a PM ma.
Thank you once again.
Seen and replied. Seems you and Scionp are outstanding , please send yours as soon as you can so it can be done together. Thanks |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by ifyalways(f): 9:07am On Mar 03, 2019 |
Ishilove:
Hi
Fantastic!
May your pocket never run dry. Ishikomkom Thanks  1 Like |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by ifyalways(f): 9:08am On Mar 03, 2019 |
I can't reply all the mentions but I acknowledge all. Thank you guys  3 Likes |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Petitequeen(f): 3:45pm On Mar 03, 2019 |
ifyalways:
Seen and replied. Seems you and Scionp are outstanding , please send yours as soon as you can so it can be done together.
Thanks I have already sent the details ma. Thank you again. |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by joyousever(f): 6:17pm On Mar 03, 2019 |
Lol , I enjoyed evey bit of your piece. Sandralina:
The Kindergarten Secretary
On my 21st birthday, my boyfriend promised me he was going to help me get a job after I got admission into National Open University. The institution's motto is “Work and Learn,” and I was very eager to get my self busy since the university did not hold lectures like other conventional universities.
Few days after my matriculation ceremony, I received a call from a man while I was having lunch with my hostel friends. He told me Julius(my boyfriend) spoke to him about me, and he requested we meet at a school in Evboutu or lose the big job. I had only swallowed two balls of Eba and I wasn’t filled at all, but I sprinted to my room and changed to something modest. I didn't want to lose this big job.
As soon as I got to the school, I explained to the gateman, and he directed me to an office. Seated there was a guy, probably a teacher because he had this long neck physics teachers usually had. The office had an empty seat and desk in it. On the desk was a laptop and some bunch of files. Upon sighting the chair and desk, I was like,
“wow this is my seat, I’m going to be a secretary.”
The first question he asked me was:
“Do you love children?”
Okay, what's happening here, I was confused, what do loving children have to do with a secretary job?
After a moment of silence I replied:
"Yes sir, I love kids very much."
“Wonderful” He exclaimed
"I’m the Director of this school, Julius told me about you. I like young girls who are hardworking, come tomorrow by 9am for your interview, I want you already". He concluded with a smile and gave me N1000 to go back home.
“Thank you so much”! I quickly collected it, and left the office.
On my way home I picked up my phone and called Julius
“Hello, baby guess what.” I asked
“what” He questioned “
I am going to be a secretary” I exclaimed
“Wow congrats babe,” I am happy for you he replied cheerfully
“Thank you, babe, I love…. “ Before I could complete the sentence, the call ended due to insufficient fund
The next morning, a painful pimple erected from my cheeks mixed with severe headache and catarrh. The only money left with me was the N1000, the director gave me. I contemplated on using the N1000 to get some drugs or using it to transport for the interview
“Get some drugs you might die on your way, remember you are the only child in your family” a voice whispered into my ear
“Go for the interview a big job is waiting for you” Another voice whispered into my ear.
I listened to the second voice, freshened up and left for the interview. The interview was supposed to hold by 12 pm, but it was already 11:00 am, and there was no bus. I had been standing on the road for more than two hours….. I almost cried “Is this how I will lose this job?” I asked myself.
As I was in thought, a bus approached me and I quickly jumped in. On my way, the bus gets caught in a traffic jam. “Chai this must be the work of my village people” I whispered to myself. I ran out of patience and decided to sprint down to the school (opportunity to burn some fat).
When I got there, I was sweating like a ram who just escaped being slaughtered. I was boiling! My hotness increased when I saw a lady seated on “my seat” Yes that vacant seat with the laptop I told you guys about.
I was already boiling in anger when the Director came in “Oya follow me” he requested He took me to a classroom filled with so many kids, the smell of poop was all over the place, some were crying while some had catarrh running down their nose. Then the director began his speech:
“This is the creche class” upon hearing that I was like OK, no secretary, I can manage being a Kindergarten teacher.
But the next sentence I heard was
“Your job is not to teach them, we have a teacher already. Your duty is to change their diapers whenever they defecate and clean their nose”
Are you kidding me? Change babies diaper? Is this the big job this fat belle man had been talking about? I felt like strangling him.
"Ok, how much is the salary" I enquired.
He waited for some seconds and replied:
"75"
I was like "75,000"?
I was already in the mood to start cleaning their diapers for that amount. He laughed hysterically and replied,
“No o it is N7500.”
My hotness tripled to the extent it could even cook beans.
This is slavery! 7500? my transportation to and fro is N6000 that means I will go home with N2000 every month
Waste of time!
Waste of energy!
I would have finished my eba that day If I had known.
“Thank you oga for your offer” I muttered
If I had spent one more minute in there, I would probably kick him in the balls. I quickly walked out of the premises, and as for Julius I never spoke to him again. 1 Like |
| Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Petitequeen(f): 9:08pm On Mar 03, 2019 |
I just got an alert showing the transfer of 10k. Thank you so much ma @ifyalways, God bless you immensely. 3 Likes |
