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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 2:48pm On Jun 12, 2019
TheCar:


Here is our CIA agent of the year award.

I thought no one else would notice the 2-3 minutes intervals between posts.

Although we have recorded 1 minute interval between posts but still I need some serious evidence to prove beyond reasonable doubt from the plaintiff attorney that the defendant is One and the same.

grin grin grin

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 2:57pm On Jun 12, 2019
slamstanlee:
there would be a part 2 or 3 of this gistt grin
Keep us posted

This can never be part 1 nah. I believe it's a Season film. Let us wait for broda dammy to come and update us.

S01 E01 - How we met
S01 E02 - The First Ride
S01 E03 - The Conversation
S01 E04 - Number Exchange
S01 E05 - The first phone call

S02 E01 - The First Offline Trip
S02 E02 - The Destination
S02 E03 - The Offline Charge
S02 E04 - The Return Trip
S02 E05 - The Conversation

S03 E01- Come and Light Oven
S03 E02 - The House Visit
S03 E03 - The House Tour
S03 E04 - How I light the Oven
S03 E05 - The First Food cooked on the oven

S04 E01 - BREAK IN TRANSMISSION grin tongue

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by JuanPablito: 3:08pm On Jun 12, 2019
A lot of people smell the bull ish too, but you shouldn't come out half cocked without real and tangible proof. Because in the end we may all be wrong. Everything might truly be as they say it is.
TheCar:


Here is our CIA agent of the year award.

I thought no one else would notice the 2-3 minutes intervals between posts.

Although we have recorded 1 minute interval between posts but still I need some serious evidence to prove beyond reasonable doubt from the plaintiff attorney that the defendant is One and the same.

grin grin grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 3:08pm On Jun 12, 2019
TheCar:


This can never be part 1 nah. I believe it's a Season film. Let us wait for broda dammy to come and update us.

S01 E01 - How we met
S01 E02 - The First Ride
S01 E03 - The Conversation
S01 E04 - Number Exchange
S01 E05 - The first phone call

S02 E01 - The First Offline Trip
S02 E02 - The Destination
S02 E03 - The Offline Charge
S02 E04 - The Return Trip
S02 E05 - The Conversation

S03 E01- Come and Light Oven
S03 E02 - The House Visit
S03 E03 - The House Tour
S03 E04 - How I light the Oven
S03 E05 - The First Food cooked on the oven

S04 E01 - BREAK IN TRANSMISSION grin tongue
And she mentioned loyalty and cordially-something grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 3:20pm On Jun 12, 2019
slamstanlee:

And she mentioned loyalty and cordially-something grin

Which are rarely found in common people?

That's why S04 E01 is titled break in transmission.

Broda dammy need to come and break the ice for us.

LOYALTY & CORDIALLY that's rarely found in common people. Come and make other people here uncommon people.

grin grin grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lekbel09(m): 3:21pm On Jun 12, 2019
dru23:


The reason why I go hard at these guys. It is basically because of my female driver .. She had no experience doing uber at all. Few weeks on the job ,it was tough for her. But it should be expected, before you know it ,she got used to it .. She is the best and always pays on time , she reminds me of jesuson2020. If a female driver can do it ,I don't want hear and see any guys complain about the job.. Otherwise I will start posting my female drivers earning... am here to motivate
motivate your fake life ogbeni, piece of shit

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 3:22pm On Jun 12, 2019
darmilolah:


Nice....

On Monday my offline client that live around CalleCalled me around 8:30pm to come show her how to light has oven. I went to her house to show her. On getting back home. I saw 5k credit alert

Laff just deh catch me as I deh read dis gestures... We r finally moving to the permanent site

Boss when r u going back too?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 3:25pm On Jun 12, 2019
JuanPablito:
A lot of people smell the bull ish too, but you shouldn't come out half cocked without real and tangible proof. Because in the end we may all be wrong. Everything might truly be as they say it is.

That is why I said "I need some serious evidence to prove beyond reasonable doubt from the plaintiff attorney that the defendant is One and the same."

At least he claims to have some facts which we all would be glad to know.

We are waiting for the continuous episode of the Blockbuster series.

grin grin grin

Although I need to point out that there are some fallacies in the plaintiff attorney claims sha.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by nwizu042: 3:25pm On Jun 12, 2019
TheCar:


Which are rarely found in common people?

That's why S04 E01 is titled break in transmission.

Broda dammy need to come and break the ice for us.

LOYALTY & CORDIALLY that's rarely found in common people. Come and make other people here uncommon people.




The car is back!
I am excited. ;
I like how you write.
Our yankee born and bred wei their write up suppose ginger us worse pas our own. Lolz.

grin grin grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Debosneh31(m): 3:26pm On Jun 12, 2019
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by shollywendy1(m): 3:27pm On Jun 12, 2019
Eherbal! Eherbal!! Eherbal!!! "Kalas abibi, malish abibi"
"Nwane eweniwe biko"
" jebu rè.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by thebigkendo(m): 3:33pm On Jun 12, 2019
Thevisit:
Bitch ass broke modafuka, keep claiming what u ain't...
Living on borrow pose, hope u haven't bashed another car cus the last one u did it was difficult for u to raise the sum to fix the side mirror.

Such a slow poke who went to two different driving school and still can't drive, coming here to form luggard and all. See, it's okay to dream, it's okay to aspire for greatness but when u try to achieve all this by living a fake life, u will end up not making it, Glad your sibling is there to help u, if not for him u would have bin a wasted soul.


I still have more evidence, be careful...


Wow

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Carshopper(m): 3:34pm On Jun 12, 2019
darmilolah:


Nice....

On Monday my offline client that live around CalleCalled me around 8:30pm to come show her how to light has oven. I went to her house to show her. On getting back home. I saw 5k credit alert

U are lighting oven now .. when she calls u to light bulb in za oda place , run oo

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 3:34pm On Jun 12, 2019
[quote author=nwizu042 post=79263582][/quote]

Technically speaking, I am not back sir.

The plan to exit the business was final.

The entertainment series on this thread is just too much to miss.

Anyway, I hope those still in business are making money with less visit to the mechanic workshop. grin grin grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 3:37pm On Jun 12, 2019
Carshopper:


U are lighting oven now .. when she calls u to light bulb in za oda place , run oo

You mean quickly run to answer the request abi, before they cancel the offline trip.

If lighting the oven is easy, lighting bulb in the other Zzzz room would be easier.

Loyalty and Cordially something. grin grin grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 3:41pm On Jun 12, 2019
lekbel09:
motivate your fake life ogbeni, piece of shit

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by thebigkendo(m): 3:42pm On Jun 12, 2019
darmilolah:


Nice....

On Monday my offline client that live around Calle Called me around 8:30pm to come show her how to light her oven. I went to her house to show her. On getting back home. I saw 5k credit alert

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 3:45pm On Jun 12, 2019
TheCar:


Technically speaking, I am not back sir.

The plan to exit the business was final.

The entertainment series on this thread is just too much to miss.

Anyway, I hope those still in business are making money with less visit to the mechanic workshop. grin grin grin

Less visit. I thank God o.. ..

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 3:47pm On Jun 12, 2019

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by drmikeadams(m): 3:50pm On Jun 12, 2019
slamstanlee:
there would be a part 2 or 3 of this gistt grin
Keep us posted
grin grin na so e dey start grin till them light person pant cheesy grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by shollywendy1(m): 3:54pm On Jun 12, 2019
May God forgive all of una. Oven lighter, carshopper, eherbal,thecar. God is watching you guys

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Carshopper(m): 3:57pm On Jun 12, 2019
shollywendy1:
May God forgive all of una. Oven lighter, carshopper, eherbal,thecar. God is watching you guys

I dey road since morning oo...I no see lighter light talkless of to carry something

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by shollywendy1(m): 4:01pm On Jun 12, 2019
Carshopper:


I dey road since morning oo...I no see lighter light talkless of to carry something
Na road oven lighter too dey wey him get offline request to go light oven domestically

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mazinaija: 4:02pm On Jun 12, 2019
Please how much is corolla 2004 fuel pump?is tokunbo advisable?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Carshopper(m): 4:04pm On Jun 12, 2019
shollywendy1:

Na road oven lighter too dey wey him get offline request to go light oven domestically

No b road jare... he say e dey house around 8.30pm...

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 4:06pm On Jun 12, 2019
eherbal:
which oven did you light Bros darmilolah grin

Gas ni o

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 4:07pm On Jun 12, 2019
slamstanlee:
there would be a part 2 or 3 of this gistt grin
Keep us posted

The End
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 4:09pm On Jun 12, 2019
eherbal:
no one will believe anything you post here anymore.your integrity has been compromised. that could as well be your brother's business invoice or any other person's,but DEFINITELY not yours.LIAR!!! undecided

You are a wise man

Who posts his invoice in a faceless forum to impress faceless people?

Surely, no business man would, none

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 4:10pm On Jun 12, 2019
Carshopper:


U are lighting oven now .. when she calls u to light bulb in za oda place , run oo

I cover my 3rd leg with blood of Jesus

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by shollywendy1(m): 4:11pm On Jun 12, 2019
Carshopper:


No b road jare... he say e dey house around 8.30pm...
8.30pm! . I didnt read that part.
Darmilolar please come and explain urself.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by shollywendy1(m): 4:11pm On Jun 12, 2019
darmilolah:


I cover my 3rd leg with blood of Jesus
What!

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 4:11pm On Jun 12, 2019
shollywendy1:
May God forgive all of una. Oven lighter, cars.hopper, e.herbal,the.car. God is watching you guys

On Monday my offline client that live around Called me around 8:30pm to come show her how to light has oven. I went to her house to show her. On getting back home. I saw 5k credit alert

New development just came to my attention jare.

The call came in at 8:30PM.

Brother Dammy whatsapp reply was as at 10:16PM. It was an Industrial Oven I guess grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

Pretty (Using WhatsApp Profile pix) Offline client replied at 6:24am [/b]next day.

Broda Dammy emphasized "For Lighting Oven Alone" as at [b]6:41am


Offline Client said, The payment wasn't just for lighting oven alone, it includes "LOYALTY & CORDIALITY".

Broda Dammy has plenty to tell us. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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