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Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by Nobody: 4:05pm On Jun 13, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
Even d smallest person, beggars on the streets has someone. Don't expose ur foolishness and immaturity here. I won't join matters with a sadistic animal like you OK. You ignored henceforth

Lol I always see you in this kind of threads
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by Nobody: 4:14pm On Jun 13, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
Even d smallest person, beggars on the streets has someone. Don't expose ur foolishness and immaturity here. I won't join matters with a sadistic animal like you OK. You ignored henceforth

You are one hell of a ugly mktherfkrr though.
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by Youngsenate1993(m): 4:22pm On Jun 13, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
You don't have fun with another person's heart. Unless you tell d person and u both agree. If u want fun, Get a hobby
But u think say na everybdy were cum ask u out dy cum 4 marriage?
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by Nobody: 4:24pm On Jun 13, 2019
Youngsenate1993:
But u think say na everybdy were cum ask u out dy cum 4 marriage?
Definitely not. I simply roll with the tide to he which I am with
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by Nobody: 4:24pm On Jun 13, 2019
Ire2:


Lol online guru and you don't know that to develop a simple andriod app is not less than 200k. Common sense will tell you that he is not far from the truth.
Crawl back to whatever hole you crawled out from,slowpoke....if you read my comment well you will know I am not disputing the fact that he earns such an amount, all am asking for is proofs and a link to his site.
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by bigpicture001: 5:02pm On Jun 13, 2019
OrestesDante:
shocked shocked


A full stack developer earning 400k monthly looking for a girlfriend on a public forum like this??

Bros your story no dey add up. You fit be scammer self...

Always with equipment...ein no get time!
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by Youngsenate1993(m): 5:08pm On Jun 13, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
Definitely not. I simply roll with the tide to he which I am with
Lols
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by Tonyspecial(m): 5:19pm On Jun 13, 2019
Hahahaha
Laf No Go Kill Me For Here
Developer My Ass
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by Nobody: 6:00pm On Jun 13, 2019
Damentia:
Crawl back to whatever hole you crawled out from,slowpoke....if you read my comment well you will know I am not disputing the fact that he earns such an amount, all am asking for is proofs and a link to his site.

Why should he prove anything to you?
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by Nobody: 1:46am On Jun 14, 2019
Smoothkill:
lol...you think?

Positive.
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by boiz2men(m): 3:07am On Jun 14, 2019
Newguyhere:


are you minding him undecided ignorant people who don't know sh*t about what's going on around them.
400k a month is even low sef.. and I'm only earning that because I'm a junior developer.. My elder brother who is more advanced than me earns roughly over a million monthly ($4000)

Lol. Even paystack,inter switch, flutterwave or even andela will not pay a junior dev 400k... I like to know your coy...I might just have found the career lift I need. I'm a software engineer. grin

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Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by Smoothkill(f): 7:43am On Jun 14, 2019
TheLordIsGr8:


Positive.
thank you for the complement, then.
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by orble: 10:11am On Jun 16, 2019
Newguyhere:
So here is a little info about me.:I'm a 21 years old guy who does pretty well.. Financially speaking.
I work in the IT sector as a full stack web developer and earn an average of 400k monthly.
Currently I still stay with my mom but plan on moving into my own house next year(it's still under construction cool)
I'm currently looking for a girlfriend who I can relate with on an intellectual level;someone who is nice and respectful too... Not some rude and slutty lady.
I don't care about looks or tribe so you are completely free to hit me up if you feel you don't match in the looks department smiley
send me your whatsapp number on Juruguci@outlook.com if you are interested. smiley

scammers(guys pretending to be women undecided) and gold diggers keep off please!!!


ps: I can fully verify every claim made up there for those who think this is a lie.. So if you are lady reading this,please don't let public opinion prevent you from contacting me cry

Interesting! If I may ask what is your line of work that brings so mush returns?

Thanks for your time.
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by BEANSANDBREAD00(m): 10:24am On Jun 16, 2019
Newguyhere:
So here is a little info about me.:I'm a 21 years old guy who does pretty well.. Financially speaking.
I work in the IT sector as a full stack web developer and earn an average of 400k monthly.
Currently I still stay with my mom but plan on moving into my own house next year(it's still under construction cool)
I'm currently looking for a girlfriend who I can relate with on an intellectual level;someone who is nice and respectful too... Not some rude and slutty lady.
I don't care about looks or tribe so you are completely free to hit me up if you feel you don't match in the looks department smiley
send me your whatsapp number on Juruguci@outlook.com if you are interested. smiley

scammers(guys pretending to be women undecided) and gold diggers keep off please!!!


ps: I can fully verify every claim made up there for those who think this is a lie.. So if you are lady reading this,please don't let public opinion prevent you from contacting me cry
Graduate from secondary school first
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by kenralph(m): 12:09pm On Jun 16, 2019
boiz2men:


Lol. Even paystack,inter switch, flutterwave or even andela will not pay a junior dev 400k... I like to know your coy...I might just have found the career lift I need. I'm a software engineer. grin
I'll assume he's a freelancer in addition to whatever coy he's with.
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by Nobody: 12:17pm On Jun 16, 2019
HannahHitler:
Can Lesbians apply? I need a sugar daddy even though I'm kinda older than you. grin Jes trynna secure the bag
Where do you base?
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by Nobody: 1:27pm On Jun 16, 2019
Candiesramah:
Where do you base?
Abuja. Why though?
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by boiz2men(m): 2:36pm On Jun 16, 2019
kenralph:

I'll assume he's a freelancer in addition to whatever coy he's with.

makes sense now but he said his salary is 400k for a junior developer.... Are we not all in the same industry?

A senior dev in andela is slightly higher than 400k.. about 500k plus benefits..
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by kenralph(m): 3:24pm On Jun 16, 2019
boiz2men:


makes sense now but he said his salary is 400k for a junior developer.... Are we not all in the same industry?

A senior dev in andela is slightly higher than 400k.. about 500k plus benefits..
Exactly bro. I doubted the figure when I saw "salary and junior dev". If he said he's a pure freelancer I would have believed him %100. Anyway, good luck to him and his search for a smart girl.
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by Laserman: 12:34am On Jun 18, 2019
In order to get you a "smart" girlfriend, I need to know the following :

(1)What operating system would you like her to have; android, apple or hongmeng

(2)How much RAM would you like her to have

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Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by MarieSucre(f): 8:17pm On Jun 29, 2019
donziggyman:
Well said! But watch as slay queens will full his inbox to the brim cheesy

Na wa o. He says he is looking for a woman, yet all I keep seeing is comments of pained men. Why are you men your own worst enemies sef.
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by Nobody: 7:15am On Jun 30, 2019
MarieSucre:


Na wa o. He says he is looking for a woman, yet all I keep seeing is comments of pained men. Why are you men your own worst enemies sef.
Who be this one wey de talk? Na lie I talk grin cheesy
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by MarieSucre(f): 11:58am On Jun 30, 2019
donziggyman:
Who be this one wey de talk? Na lie I talk grin cheesy

You're yet to prove that you're a woman. Wetin concern you for here? Who asked you for your unsolicited opinion. Some of you stupid men will just come and offer unsolicited opinion when nobody asked you.
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by Nobody: 7:03pm On Jun 30, 2019
MarieSucre:


You're yet to prove that you're a woman. Wetin concern here? Who asked you for your unsolicited opinion. Some of you stupid men will just come and offer unsolicited opinion when nobody asked you.
Chaii but why you de sound like say grin Them frustrate you from village. But my opinion shouldn't be your problem besides I'm entitled to it. Please don't quote me again cheesy I de Suen and lalasticlalala name beg you lipsrsealed tongue kiss kiss
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by MarieSucre(f): 10:10am On Jul 01, 2019
donziggyman:
Chaii but why you de sound like say grin Them frustrate you from village. But my opinion shouldn't be your problem besides I'm entitled to it. Please don't quote me again cheesy I de Suen and lalasticlalala name beg you lipsrsealed tongue kiss kiss

Why is it that you guys become emotional when someone shows you how silly you sound.

Are you a woman? Yes or No?

Who get time for all this your many village talk.

Cry-cry baby don run dey call mod, wetin carry you come here in the first place.
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by OkpaNsukkaisBae(m): 11:05am On Jul 01, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
Yes! That's d complete version. Loved it too



Complete version. I disagree.
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by OkpaNsukkaisBae(m): 11:11am On Jul 01, 2019
femi4:
Who wan date mummy's boy




Wetin mummy boy do una?
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by Nobody: 10:23pm On Jul 02, 2019
MarieSucre:


You're yet to prove that you're a woman. Wetin concern here? Who asked you for your unsolicited opinion. Some of you stupid men will just come and offer unsolicited opinion when nobody asked you.
why you de do like this just because I no grey toast you? grin cheesy tongue wink
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by Nobody: 10:24pm On Jul 02, 2019
MarieSucre:


Na wa o. He says he is looking for a woman, yet all I keep seeing is comments of pained men. Why are you men your own worst enemies sef.
if you quote me again! I will collect the G string pant I bought for you! lipsrsealed
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by Nobody: 10:25pm On Jul 02, 2019
MarieSucre:


You're yet to prove that you're a woman. Wetin concern here? Who asked you for your unsolicited opinion. Some of you stupid men will just come and offer unsolicited opinion when nobody asked you.
I beg no go drink sniper ooo... grin
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by Nobody: 10:25pm On Jul 02, 2019
MarieSucre:


You're yet to prove that you're a woman. Wetin concern here? Who asked you for your unsolicited opinion. Some of you stupid men will just come and offer unsolicited opinion when nobody asked you.
I beg no go drink sniper ooo... grin grin
Re: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by Saintdaprince(m): 8:47am On Jul 03, 2019
My dear smart man, if you are in need of a smart girlfriend, kindly get a smart phone. Thank you.

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