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Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by Anas09: 8:55pm On Dec 24, 2018
finalboss:
Oh i'm nt scared of death dear, but we can with you proving the existence of your God. Anas09
I don't care enough to engage demons. Satan and all his little agents are beneath me.

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Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by Anas09: 9:00pm On Dec 24, 2018
finalboss:
Oh i'm nt scared of death dear, but we can with you proving the existence of your God. Anas09
The demons inside of you will laugh out loud the day your body will lie dead and discover them jumping out of you looking for another host, then you'd call who will indeed prove YHWH to you.

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Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by Ranchhoddas: 9:03pm On Dec 24, 2018
Anas09:

The demons inside of you will laugh out loud the day your body will lie dead and discover them jumping out of you looking for another host, then you'd call who will indeed prove YHWH to you.


It's Christmas!

Go out and be happy. Stop looking for who is going to your mythical place.
Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by finalboss(m): 9:04pm On Dec 24, 2018
Anas09:

I don't enough to engage demons. Satan and all his little agents are beneath me.

is that what i asked you ?
Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by finalboss(m): 9:26pm On Dec 24, 2018
Anas09:

The demons inside of you will laugh out loud the day your body will lie dead and discover them jumping out of you looking for another host, then you'd call who will indeed prove YHWH to you.


lols stop deceiving yourself
Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by Anas09: 10:04pm On Dec 24, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
It's Christmas!

Go out and be happy. Stop looking for who is going to your mythical place.
What has Christmas got to do with you oh child of wrath?
Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by Ranchhoddas: 10:07pm On Dec 24, 2018
Anas09:

What has Christmas got to do with you oh child of wrath?
It's a time to be jolly.

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Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by Anas09: 10:21pm On Dec 24, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
It's a time to be jolly.
When are you brood of Vipers going to do something that will make others merry instead of hopelessness, helplessness and depression of atheism?

Oboy shift, depression is contagious.
Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by Ranchhoddas: 10:27pm On Dec 24, 2018
Anas09:

When are you brood of Vipers going to do something that will make others merry instead of hopelessness, helplessness and depression of atheism?

Oboy shift, depression is contagious.
I'm sure there are people around you partying and making merry but you are thinking of a fictional oven of torture at this time and I'm the depressed one?

Who do you like this?

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Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by Anas09: 10:30pm On Dec 24, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
I'm sure there are people around you partying and making merry but you are thinking of a fictional oven of torture at this time and I'm the depressed one?

Who do you like this?
Fictitious oven of torture you say? You are celebrating the Birth of the mythical Jesus who created the fictitious oven of torture and you shall fictitiously burn there.
Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by finalboss(m): 10:34pm On Dec 24, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
I'm sure there are people around you partying and making merry but you are thinking of a fictional oven of torture at this time and I'm the depressed one?

Who do you like this?
grin

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Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by finalboss(m): 10:36pm On Dec 24, 2018
Anas09:

Fictitious oven of torture you say? You are celebrating the Birth of the mythical Jesus who created the fictitious oven of torture and you shall fictitiously burn there.
please let us continue
Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by budaatum: 10:36pm On Dec 24, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
I'm sure there are people around you partying and making merry but you are thinking of a fictional oven of torture at this time and I'm the depressed one?

Who do you like this?
One must ask, lol!
Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by finalboss(m): 10:40pm On Dec 24, 2018
Anas09:

Fictitious oven of torture you say? You are celebrating the Birth of the mythical Jesus who created the fictitious oven of torture and you shall fictitiously burn there.
please tell me more about this jesus yeshua i really want to know more, seems you know him very well cheesy cheesy please avoid the word burn grin
Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by Ranchhoddas: 10:48pm On Dec 24, 2018
Anas09:

Fictitious oven of torture you say? You are celebrating the Birth of the mythical Jesus who created the fictitious oven of torture and you shall fictitiously burn there.
Damn right.
The operative word is "Fictitious".

Christmas is nobody's property. Na everybody get am. I'm sure you feel sad seeing sinners revel in the event that you think should be yours exclusively and so in your sadness, you console yourself with the thought that they'll burn in hell. Sorry no vex.
Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by Teague4league(m): 10:57pm On Dec 24, 2018
Religious people like to complicate things. Religion is sketchy but important too. A way to keep people in check so as not to misbehave but I pity those who take it like its the air they breath in. Have fun, live love and laugh. Enough of burn and hell threat

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Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by finalboss(m): 11:11pm On Dec 24, 2018
Teague4league:
Religious people like to complicate things. Religion is sketchy but important too. A way to keep people in check so as not to misbehave but I pity those who take it like its the air they breath in. Have fun, live love and laugh. Enough of burn and hell threat
anas09 threatens everyone with fire, she's depressed. She needs help. Maybe shes related to firelord. Just saying.
Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by Anas09: 11:35pm On Dec 24, 2018
finalboss:
anas09 threatens everyone with fire, she's depressed. She needs help. Maybe shes related to firelord. Just saying.
You are threatened by what does not exist. Hahahahahsa. Try harder, who knows, you may convince yourself that you can pass your hopelessness and depression to a Christian.

I have made your evening by giving you relevance by responding to you.

If you knew what joy is, i'd ve said rejoice, but naa.

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Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by finalboss(m): 12:04am On Dec 25, 2018
Anas09:

You are threatened by what does not exist. Hahahahahsa. Try harder, who knows, you may convince yourself that you can pass your hopelessness and depression to a Christian.

I have made your evening by giving you relevance by responding to you.

If you knew what joy is, i'd ve said rejoice, but naa.
relevance ?? I am absolutely certain that ALL Christians, from the pope all the way up, occasionally have doubts about their beliefs in those quiet moments when they have the time and silence to ask questions of themselves. There are many stories of people wrestling with their faith. Of course, when asked directly, they always claim to have unshakeable belief, but that’s just human psychology (e.g. the sunk cost fallacy) at work. In reality, religious faith (especially in a world in which theists have been forced by science to squeeze their god into ever-shrinking gaps) is a fragile bubble. This is why all successful religions have a form of regular communal religious worship - the social proof of communal worship strengthens shaky religious faith.

Then along comes an atheist. With just a few words, they make sharp, clear, incisive stabs at this bubble. A Christian’s faith is under attack, and psychological beliefs are a very personal thing; years of personally investing in that belief is very hard to suddenly surrender, especially if it comes from another human being. And so, the Christian feels under attack from the atheist.

And the Christian has nothing to defend themselves with. They have no evidence and no logical arguments. All they can do - and I’ve seen this many times myself - is repeat the same defeated arguments over and over again, or just assert that they ‘know’ there’s a god, or they get angry and start name-calling.

So I can see why a Christian might hate an atheist. Truth can be a scary thing.
lastly- you need inner peace

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Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by Nobody: 2:12pm On Jan 21, 2019
Anas09:

I don't care enough to engage demons. Satan and all his little agents are beneath me.

Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by Anas09: 6:00pm On Jan 21, 2019
finalboss:
relevance ?? I am absolutely certain that ALL Christians, from the pope all the way up, occasionally have doubts about their beliefs in those quiet moments when they have the time and silence to ask questions of themselves. There are many stories of people wrestling with their faith. Of course, when asked directly, they always claim to have unshakeable belief, but that’s just human psychology (e.g. the sunk cost fallacy) at work. In reality, religious faith (especially in a world in which theists have been forced by science to squeeze their god into ever-shrinking gaps) is a fragile bubble. This is why all successful religions have a form of regular communal religious worship - the social proof of communal worship strengthens shaky religious faith.

Then along comes an atheist. With just a few words, they make sharp, clear, incisive stabs at this bubble. A Christian’s faith is under attack, and psychological beliefs are a very personal thing; years of personally investing in that belief is very hard to suddenly surrender, especially if it comes from another human being. And so, the Christian feels under attack from the atheist.

And the Christian has nothing to defend themselves with. They have no evidence and no logical arguments. All they can do - and I’ve seen this many times myself - is repeat the same defeated arguments over and over again, or just assert that they ‘know’ there’s a god, or they get angry and start name-calling.

So I can see why a Christian might hate an atheist. Truth can be a scary thing.
lastly- you need inner peace
You know, if i was the Anas of 2yrs ago, i'd have taken time to shred your behind, but, now, i take pleasure in ignoring your kind.

God does not exist, but you talk about Him more the Christians do.

Go get a life boy

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Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by Nobody: 6:04pm On Jan 21, 2019
Anas09:

You know, if i was the Anas of 2yrs ago, i'd have taken time to shred your behind, but, now, i take pleasure in ignoring your kind.

God does not exist, but you talk about Him more the Christians do.

Go get a life boy
Yeah as if you care any more about God when you go about deceiving people against His Will, Anas.
Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by Anas09: 6:06pm On Jan 21, 2019
jesusjnr:
Liar! You are actually one of them deceiver!
I wld have said calm down, but how can a mentally derange person know to calm down?

You are enraged becos i blew up your pretentious, undercover, demon possessed charade?

You prance around opening multiple threads trying to sell the idea that you are a Christian, so that you can spring up tomorrow shouting 'there's no God', but i caught you, and you can't handle it.

You, my friend are nothing but a fake, baseless tare waiting to be exposed. But, be sure to find me here calling you out for who you really are.

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Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by Nobody: 6:10pm On Jan 21, 2019
Anas09:

I wld have said calm down, but how can a mentally derange person know to calm down?

You are enraged becos i blew up your pretentious, undercover, demon possessed charade?

You prance around opening multiple threads trying to sell the idea that you are a Christian, so that you can spring up tomorrow shouting 'there's no God', but i caught you, and you can't handle it.

You, my friend are nothing but a fake, baseless tare waiting to be exposed. But, be sure to find me here calling you out for who you really are.
Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by Anas09: 6:11pm On Jan 21, 2019
jesusjnr:
Yeah as if you care any more about God when you go about deceiving people against His Will, queen of the coast AKA Anas.
Your cover has been blown and you can't handle it.

Let's make a deal. Return to Yabaleft, treat your mental illness then come back. If i see that you are coherent and consistent in your posts, maybe i can give you some attention, but until then...

GET LOST.

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Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by Nobody: 6:14pm On Jan 21, 2019
Anas09:

Your cover has been blown and you can't handle it.

Let's make a deal. Return to Yabaleft, treat your mental illness then come back. If i see that you are coherent and consistent in your posts, maybe i can give you some attention, but until then...

GET LOST.
You made me a mad man and if by any chance this madness is gonna end, you know must undo what you Anas09 did.

Otherwise the madness you created with you own ignorance would keep following you everywhere you go.
Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by Anas09: 6:17pm On Jan 21, 2019
jesusjnr:
You made me a mad man and if by any chance this madness is gonna end, you know must undo what you queen of the coast Satanic agent Anas09 did.

Otherwise the madness you created with you own ignorance would keep following you everywhere you go.
Yes, that is what mentally deranged people do. But, i hope you wander into the psychiatric hospital you escaped from.
Bye.

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Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by Nobody: 6:38pm On Jan 21, 2019
Anas09:

Yes, that is what mentally deranged people do. But, i hope you wander into the psychiatric hospital you escaped from.
Bye.

You remind me of the Pharisees that go about calling the true men of God, such as Jesus and John the baptist with that word without any reservation.

So I actually i'm not surprised at all because no true man or woman of God would be going about calling people mad men and mad women, but only the false ones as yourself.

You can go and confirm this saying in your Bible.

Wow your case has shown me that I could really be wrong in my judgment but it's alright though, but from what I have gotten from you, you are not worthy of any attention of mine but you are a spiritual nonentity by your display.

I have people here that have seen my value and those thread you condemn are called by some to be as an oracle of God, where despite it's me speaking, it is to them as if God is actually speaking but through my voice.

So It obvious not everyone is as spiritual blind as you, Anas09

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Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by Nobody: 8:39pm On Jul 29, 2019
Anas the Nairaland Jezebel is hell bound unless she repents from allowing herself to be used by the evil spirit to keep frustrating those God is using to make people sit up and not be caught unawares.

Anas09:
THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE NEVER READ BEFORE OR PROBABLY HEARD TOO! PAY ATTENTION TO EACH ONE AND CAREFULLY THINK ABOUT THEM ALL...!!!

THE THIRTY-ONE (31) SILENT FACTS ABOUT THE RAPTURE*



1. It is going to be the next greatest event that will shock all the continents of the world. Matt 24:40-42.



2. It is going to take place suddenly, abruptly, unexpectedly, without warning and without prior notice. 1 Thess 5:2



3. There shall be no second version of the event. 1 Thess 5:4



4. A greater percentage of Christians may be taken unawares. Matt 24:38-39



5. Careless Christians who miss the event will have no other similar gracious opportunity. Matt 13:49-50



6. The event shall have no regard or respect for ecclesiastical titles or church leadership positions. Matt 5:20



7. It shall be a day when the sheep shall be separated from the goats. Matt 25:32-33.



8. The day shall differentiate between the Broad Way Christians and the Narrow Way Christians. Matt 7:13-14



9. The day shall separate sincerity from hypocrisy. Gal 5:21



10. The day shall differentiate between those who harbour secret sins from those who abhor secret sins. Gal 5:20-21



11. The day shall separate those whose lives are hidden in Christ from those who are hiding in the church. Luke 13:27



12. The day shall show a glaring, clear, conspicuous, demarcation between Christians who walk on the path of holiness from those who walk on the path of worldliness. Heb 12:14



13. It shall be a day of double emotion: joy for some and unimaginable, indescribable, uncontrollable regrets for others. Luke 13:28



14. It shall be a day of surprises- some “Big names” may miss the flight while some “Less known” may be on board. 1 Cor 1:27



15. Another surprise may be that a man or woman who had faithfully served the Lord for many years may defile his or her garment a few minutes before the sound of that summoning trumpet and miss the flight while a notorious sinner may surrender his or her life to Jesus within the same time frame and go to heaven. Ezekiel 3:20



16. This event may happen now, today, this week, this month, this year or next year! Matt 24:36



17. Wise Christians, like the five virgins that took extra oil, are expected to get ready, yes, to get prepared. Matt 25:1-13



18. After the event, all those who are bitter against one another, malicious, unforgiving, jealous, arrogant, haters, hypocrites, drunkards, fornicators, adulterers, adulteresses, murderers with weapons and murderers with tongue etc, shall have enough time to continue in their trade. Heb 12:14-15.



19. When the event is over there shall be revival among those who have chosen to stay behind not because there will be a second chance, no, but because the reality of the event would have struck them like a thunderbolt. But they will have to pay with their own blood. 2 Tim 4:3



20. When the event is over, those who are left behind shall no longer be safe to worship in their gigantic, fanciful and multi-billion Dollars/Naira cathedrals. Instead they shall seek safety in caves, bushes and abandoned and dilapidated but hidden structures. Rev 6:15-17



21. When this great event is over, each time those who will miss their flight manage to gather for worship, they will pay attention to only one sermon- whether they gather in Africa, Asia, Australia, Europe, North or South America; the sermon will only centre on “How to Meet the Divine Standard and Join the Other Saints”. Rev 14:6-7



22. It is also worthy to note that those who will be left behind will never have any business with comedians at their altars anymore. No! There shall no longer be gatherings for entertainments. Whenever, they manage to gather, it shall always be for serious religious business only. Luke 21:34



23. The prayer pattern of those who will be left behind will also undergo a radical change. They will not be praying for things anymore. They will only be praying for strength to withstand the tortures of the Anti-Christ and die bravely to join the other saints. None will be praying for jobs, marriages, etc. Rev 8:3-4



24. It is equally worthy of note that some of those who will miss their flight will not be able to endure the torture of the Anti Christ. They will receive the mark of the beast and thereby be doomed forever. Rev 14:9-11



25. When the ready saints are gone, all our denominational walls of partition will collapse. The man or woman who use to worship in Omega Fire, Jesus Chapel, Exousia Kingdom Gospel Centre, Deeper Life, for instance, will hide in the same place with those who worship in Christ Embassy, Church of God Mission, Assemblies of God, Word Aflame, Action Chapel, Winners Chapel, Lighthouse Chapel etc and nobody will remember to claim superiority anymore because then they will be facing a common enemy. Eph 4:1-6



26. When this event is over, each time believers who will miss their flight manage to gather anywhere for worship, there will be an atmosphere of sobriety. This rowdiness we witness today shall be no more. 1 Peter 4:7, 1 Peter 5:8



27. There shall also be a radical change in the attitude of those who will miss their flight towards Bible study. What we have now is an attitude characterized by a high degree of nonchalance and indifference, but when the ready saints are gone, those who will be left behind will begin to take their bible study seriously. 2 Tim 2:15



28. All the teens and youths who come to church to please their parents will repent after this great event; yes, they will begin to seek God for themselves.

Rev 19:5, Rev 20:12.



29. When the event is over, all those who will do any form of business in the schools, hospitals, banks, etc, will have to bear the mark of beast (666) or be hunted down and killed like common criminals. Rev 13:17

30. One of the gains of this reminder is that there may be someone reading this piece today who will take a firm decision to ensure that he/she gets on board that celestial flight travelling to glory.

Rev 2:7, 2:11, 2:17, 2:29, 3:6, 3:13, 3:22.



31. However, one of the greatest tragedies of this reminder is that there may be someone too who is reading this piece today but who will see no need to heed this warning. A tragedy indeed! Rev 22:11-12

Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by petra1(m): 9:10pm On Jul 29, 2019
Ranchhoddas:
Na today?

The idea of rapture is as ridiculous as it is childish.
.
What exactly is an all powerful god waiting for?


2 Peter 3:3-11
Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation. . . . be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day. The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up. Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness,

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Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by budaatum: 9:34pm On Jul 29, 2019
finalboss:
relevance ?? I am absolutely certain that ALL Christians, from the pope all the way up, occasionally have doubts about their beliefs in those quiet moments when they have the time and silence to ask questions of themselves. There are many stories of people wrestling with their faith. Of course, when asked directly, they always claim to have unshakeable belief, but that’s just human psychology (e.g. the sunk cost fallacy) at work. In reality, religious faith (especially in a world in which theists have been forced by science to squeeze their god into ever-shrinking gaps) is a fragile bubble. This is why all successful religions have a form of regular communal religious worship - the social proof of communal worship strengthens shaky religious faith.

Then along comes an atheist. With just a few words, they make sharp, clear, incisive stabs at this bubble. A Christian’s faith is under attack, and psychological beliefs are a very personal thing; years of personally investing in that belief is very hard to suddenly surrender, especially if it comes from another human being. And so, the Christian feels under attack from the atheist.

And the Christian has nothing to defend themselves with. They have no evidence and no logical arguments. All they can do - and I’ve seen this many times myself - is repeat the same defeated arguments over and over again, or just assert that they ‘know’ there’s a god, or they get angry and start name-calling.

So I can see why a Christian might hate an atheist. Truth can be a scary thing.
lastly- you need inner peace
It is written, just as you say above,

That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit.

Only change I'd make to yours is turn Christian and atheists into flesh and blood, as in human beings made from humus, before God breathed into its nostrils.

Re: You May Never Have Heard Of This, So Pay Attention. by Anas09: 10:57pm On Jul 29, 2019
jesusjnr:
Anas the Nairaland Jezebel is hell bound unless she repents from allowing herself to be used by the evil spirit to keep frustrating those God is using to make people sit up and not be caught unawares.

Thanks for resurrecting my threads. Many people who didn't see them before wld get to.see them now.

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