For God's sake, I keep meeting virgins that wanna keep their virginity till they get married.
I don't really know what's going on!
I have had sex only but once in my life. The other times are I came were mostly by masturbation. I've met 7 girls who I wanted to get laid with but they told me they were virgins who would want to keep it for their husbands. Why always me. I can't get laid. Also if they tell me they're virgins I just give up. I mean I keep meeting them back to back to back. I never knew Nigeria is filled with many virgins. Most of them acknowledge they indulge in romance but not sex.
This last one I met; I've been doing everything possible to get laid but she burst the news again that she's a virgin.... WTF? Why me? This babe look like a pornstarr. How in the world will she be a virgin.
Mehn am tired. I wanna get laid o
Advice me, I'm 25.

Accidental Virgin Hunter

This is funny as Fvck !!!

Your are being saved from a lot, e.g STD's or any other thing that may cost you your life. I advise you get serious and settle down with one, or do you forbid marrying a virgin.

My son, this is a sign that your destiny is tied to sexual abstinence. So leave sex until you are married.
On the other hand, those girls maybe playing on your naivety, knowing you are a Jew man. Every girl is a virgin even prostitute. So next time, you want to enter and she says I'm a virgin, tell her its ending today

Mtcheeeeew

Na Punna you come life to chop abi? Fear God abeg

princeking2:
My son, this is a sign that your destiny is tied to sexual abstinence. So leave sex until you are married.
On the other hand, those girls maybe playing on your naivety, knowing you are a Jew man. Every girl is a virgin even prostitute. So next time, you want to enter and she says I'm a virgin, tell her its ending today

It got so bad that I got fed up. My first and only sex was a runs girl from Inmessage.
I so regret it cos I paid her 7K. If you care to know Im 25
All these girls I meet, I don't really know. I can't force someone who wishes to keep their virginity for their husbands to have sex with me. The whole situation tire me

Kirchhoff01:

It got so bad that I got fed up. My first and only sex was a runs girl from Inmessage.
Ibso regret it cos I paid her 7K. If you care to know Im 25
All these girls I meet, I don't really know. I can't force someone who wishes to keep their virginity for their husbands to have sex with me. The whole situation tire me

Hahahaha.... My Guy relax. You are not alone. See, just understand that you are in charge, then bear in mind that if this girl no free another go free. Don't spend much before delivery your manifesto. Me, pay you 7k... I be politician, even badoo girls in Abuja is 3k.

Kirchhoff01:
For God's sake, I keep meeting virgins that wanna keep their virginity till they get married.
I don't really know what's going on!
I have had sex only but once in my life. The other times are I came were mostly by masturbation. I've met 7 girls who I wanted to get laid with but they told me they were virgins who would want to keep it for their husbands. Why always me. I can't get laid. Also if they tell me they're virgins I just give up. I mean I keep meeting them back to back to back. I never knew Nigeria is filled with many virgins. Most of them acknowledge they indulge in romance but not sex.
This last one I met; I've been doing everything possible to get laid but she burst the news again that she's a virgin.... WTF? Why me? This babe look like a pornstarr. How in the world will she be a virgin.
Mehn am tired. I wanna get laid o
Advice me, I'm 25.

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When you are brilliant in an irrelevant way.

opparadise:
. When you are brilliant in an irrelevant way.

obviously a typo. You don't have any advice Mr. Correction Pen?

Kirchhoff01:
obviously a typo. You don't have any advice Mr. Correction Pen?

. I didn't say it was a typo. You are just irrelevantly brilliant. . Advice? Solve this equation: D+I+E=u find the value of u.

opparadise:
. I didn't say it was a typo. You are just irrelevantly brilliant. . Advice? Solve this equation: D+I+E=u find the value of u.

The value of U is obviously your sis. Hope she'll let me get laid

U Don min it

Kirchhoff01:
For God's sake, I keep meeting virgins that wanna keep their virginity till they get married.
I don't really know what's going on!
I have had sex only but once in my life. The other times are I came were mostly by masturbation. I've met 7 girls who I wanted to get laid with but they told me they were virgins who would want to keep it for their husbands. Why always me. I can't get laid. Also if they tell me they're virgins I just give up. I mean I keep meeting them back to back to back. I never knew Nigeria is filled with many virgins. Most of them acknowledge they indulge in romance but not sex.
This last one I met; I've been doing everything possible to get laid but she burst the news again that she's a virgin.... WTF? Why me? This babe look like a pornstarr. How in the world will she be a virgin.
Mehn am tired. I wanna get laid o
Advice me, I'm 25.

Mehn...this is funny sha

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Kirchhoff01:
For God's sake, I keep meeting virgins that wanna keep their virginity till they get married.
I don't really know what's going on!
I have had sex only but once in my life. The other times are I came were mostly by masturbation. I've met 7 girls who I wanted to get laid with but they told me they were virgins who would want to keep it for their husbands. Why always me. I can't get laid. Also if they tell me they're virgins I just give up. I mean I keep meeting them back to back to back. I never knew Nigeria is filled with many virgins. Most of them acknowledge they indulge in romance but not sex.
This last one I met; I've been doing everything possible to get laid but she burst the news again that she's a virgin.... WTF? Why me? This babe look like a pornstarr. How in the world will she be a virgin.
Mehn am tired. I wanna get laid o
Advice me, I'm 25.

All ladies in Nigeria are virgins.


Virgin is just a term used by girls.

There are a lot factors involved in you not getting laid. But I will like to ask you, have you ever have a girlfriend?

Anagha123:


All ladies in Nigeria are virgins.


Virgin is just a term used by girls.

There are a lot factors involved in you not getting laid. But I will like to ask you, have you ever have a girlfriend?

I had a girlfriend, it all started after romance Id love to go down there but she always say she doesnt wanna do it, that she wants to keep it for her husband, so I had to jejely go. I didnt want her to do what she will regret and end up hating me.
We're still friends though

Quinolone

You're not sexually attractive to those ladies I think. Those girls are just looking for a way to bounce you. I can swear by my balls that not more than one of those ladies is a virgin. Even if they were virgins. They'd sleep with you if your sexual aura is irresistible

Funny.....
D tin is dat those girls don't find u sexually attractive and u re playing d mr nice guy role

Kirchhoff01:

The value of U is obviously your sis. Hope she'll let me get laid

oh my fxck

Fake story.

Rokiaatu:
Fake story.

So you think

A someone said above, maybe the ladies don't find u sexually attractive. My experience has been different. I have disvirgined over 9 ladies and this happens when u can create enough sexual tension in them. So guy up ur game!

Stewart883:
A someone said above, maybe the ladies don't find u sexually attractive. My experience has been different. I have disvirgined over 9 ladies and this happens when u can create enough sexual tension in them. So guy up ur game!

9 virgins.... Bastard.... After u go dey look for virgin to marry... Oloshi.... May one of them thief ur destiny

Kirchhoff01:
For God's sake, I keep meeting virgins that wanna keep their virginity till they get married.
I don't really know what's going on!
I have had sex only but once in my life. The other times are I came were mostly by masturbation. I've met 7 girls who I wanted to get laid with but they told me they were virgins who would want to keep it for their husbands. Why always me. I can't get laid. Also if they tell me they're virgins I just give up. I mean I keep meeting them back to back to back. I never knew Nigeria is filled with many virgins. Most of them acknowledge they indulge in romance but not sex.
This last one I met; I've been doing everything possible to get laid but she burst the news again that she's a virgin.... WTF? Why me? This babe look like a pornstarr. How in the world will she be a virgin.
Mehn am tired. I wanna get laid o
Advice me, I'm 25.

hilarious. This guy is funny

You can ask to suck their punay.
One thing may lead to another

Or you can ask for anal sex.

Genset:





9 virgins.... Bastard.... After u go dey look for virgin to marry... Oloshi.... May one of them thief ur destiny

Lol calm down my guy. Its not my fault. I just noticed I was always coming across them, I was even wondering why myself... Well I'm married tho and strangely enough my wife wasn't a virgin!

prodigyhenry:
You're not sexually attractive to those ladies I think. Those girls are just looking for a way to bounce you. I can swear by my balls that not more than one of those ladies is a virgin. Even if they were virgins. They'd sleep with you if your sexual aura is irresistible

GBAM!!! When I was searching for comments to read before I comment I couldn't see any except this...your head dey there. Op are u a learner, u need to sharpen up ...they are obviously lieing to you..one of a woman greatest weapon is lies. A woman can lie for Africa while staring into your lies, infact she cry join u go begin pet her. Op did you check yourself if the hymen is still there, a woman once swore with a Bible and a key on top of it .meanwhile she never knew I know the truth already ..

Women nu dey fear to lie, to them is normal, guy them dey chop ya money you nu sharp. Go get these materials and be a real man .
- Bang rule & Advance bang rule by Charles Ineji
- All of Ubunja's write-up .
- harddon's write up and comments.

After taking in these you go dey alright .

Note: op can't you see No lady commented cos they know themselves and are laughing at u.

I used to be like you until i saw the light