Just had this friend to a friend pass the night at my place few days ago. At about 3 I was awoke and was just laying hoping to still get a little more sleep. Just then, I heard sounds of sexual ecstacy from my bedmate who was fast asleep beside me. This lasted for almost a minute and I found it both funny and interesting. What was happening to my guy in wonderland? Was he praying in tongues and I did not realize? Do I do this too when I wet dream? Was it even a wetdream? Lol. Please share with us, what's the 'weirdest'-if there is a word like that- thing you have watched someone do from their sleep?

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My younger bro screamed goal while my ex was mentioning another dude’s name telling him to stop in a very sexy way ,I recorded it and asked her the following morning only for her to give me a nonsense excuse ,we no Dey together till date because of the issue...Don’t blame me .

krak101:
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yea. We de listen

Sleep walking. It's the scariest thing when experienced for the 1st time. The person is like a zombie with no expression on their face.

Kingpee2:
My younger bro screamed goal while my ex was mentioning another dude’s name telling him to stop in a very sexy way ,I recorded it and asked her the following morning only for her to give me a nonsense excuse ,we no Dey together till date because of the issue...Don’t blame me .

But she said stop. I go blame you o. That Your bro na Man U fan

princeSammyz:
But she said stop. I go blame you o. That Your bro na Man U fan

Every woman will say stop even if they want it,I be Man U fan my bro is Arsenal o .

My ex used to moan, at times she will be saying rubbish like yeah, good, wow, haa etc. Before I understand what it means, things don spoil finished. On this faithful day. She was on dream as usual when she started again and woke her up. The next I had was that: Why are disturbing me now. Na that day I packed her load out ooo. Me keh who won die!

XhosaNostra:
Sleep walking. It's the scariest thing when experienced for the 1st time. The person is like a zombie with no expression on their face.

hey queen,how you doing?I need you to promote something for me,but then again I need to know how they sell in SA currently!

it's all about business my dear!

Martin0:


hey queen,how you doing?I need you to promote something for me,but then again I need to know how they sell in SA currently!

it's all about business my dear!

What?

Sleeping while the eyes are open. Mennnn

XhosaNostra:


What?

I wan promote something for your page ,but I need you to help me promote it so that I go get more customers!

Martin0:


I wan promote something for your page ,but I need you to help me promote it so that I go get more customers!

Which is?

XhosaNostra:

Which is?

(Duvet's, bedspreads, curtains, Pillow's).

I was woken up from sleep by my nephew's hysterical laughter.. I quickly used my phone because my bed is a bit far from the light switch. Imagine my guy was fast asleep and still laughing and mumbling. Na hot slap i take revive am

I do say gibberish things when asleep sometimes but not most times oo.

Everybody speaks in their sleep atleast once in a lifetime. It's a very common phenomenon.

I also know of a girl who sleep wallks. She once woke up in the middle of the night and went straight to her dad's shop which was about 1.5km from her house.

Na when she reach there her eyes clear, she come dey fear... Las las na me mobilise boys wey go look for her. We found her crying cos she was so afraid!

haha

Some years back once noticed my younger bro talking and smilling while sleeping...funny enough till date he refused to tell me why the smiles and whom he was talking to

Martin0:



(Duvet's, bedspreads, curtains, Pillow's).

What kind of assistance you want from me with that? I'm not even that active on social media to begin with. People will probably roll their eyes at me

lincsnuel:
I do say gibberish things when asleep sometimes but not most times oo.

Everybody speaks in their sleep atleast once in a lifetime. It's a very common phenomenon.

I also know of a girl who sleep wallks. She once woke up in the middle of the night and went straight to her dad's shop which was about 1.5km from her house.

Na when she reach there her eyes clear, she come dey fear... Las las na me mobilise boys wey go look for her. We found her crying cos she was so afraid!

I watched an episode on the medical TV show, House MD, where a guy would get up in the middle of a deep sleep and would get in his car and drive to a street corner to buy drugs from a dealer. I thought it was some fictitious stuff. Never knew it could happen for real. Crazy.

XhosaNostra:
Sleep walking. It's the scariest thing when experienced for the 1st time. The person is like a zombie with no expression on their face.

Is That For Real? I Find It Weird Or Impossible For One To Walk while Sleeping

i had a friend who usually slept on her stomach and would raise her legs up like an upside down table,scariest thing i have seen.

i do sleep with my eyes open sometimes, it scared my younger sister once, especially the night after watching Michael Jackson's burial video and was too scared to sleep alone, of course she had nightmares then woke up only to see my eyes open in the dark, she ran out screaming. It has been 9 years and we haven't slept on the same bed since

XhosaNostra:


What kind of assistance you want from me with that? I'm not even that active on social media to begin with. People will probably roll their eyes at me

eheh OK no problem.

dairykidd:
I was woken up from sleep by my nephew's hysterical laughter.. I quickly used my phone because my bed is a bit far from the light switch. Imagine my guy was fast asleep and still laughing and mumbling. Na hot slap i take revive am

wickedness

Grandlord:
I watched an episode on the medical TV show, House MD, where a guy would get up in the middle of a deep sleep and would get in his car and drive to a street corner to buy drugs from a dealer. I thought it was some fictitious stuff. Never knew it could happen for real. Crazy.

Lol, very crazy! E be like say oyibo own worse pass oo...

I have also heard of an oyibo man who sleep walked to an airport, booked a flight and travelled to a certain destination... Although I didn't verify the story but it was so chilling! You can google "somnambulism" to see instances.

funmisticqueen:
i had a friend who usually slept on her stomach and would raise her legs up like an upside down table,scariest thing i have seen.

i do sleep with my eyes open sometimes, it scared my younger sister once, especially the night after watching Michael Jackson's burial video and was too scared to sleep alone, of course she had nightmares then woke up only to see my eyes open in the dark, she ran out screaming. It has been 9 years and we haven't slept on the same bed since

Lol

lincsnuel:


Lol, very crazy! E be like say oyibo own worse pass oo...

I have also heard of an oyibo man who sleep walked to an airport, booked a flight and travelled to a certain destination... Although I didn't verify the story but it was so chilling! You can google "somnambulism" to see instances.

O mehn no be play mata o.

I'll check it out. Sickness dey sha. If e no be physically e go come be mentally. Hmmm.

IamPlato:
Is That For Real? I Find It Weird Or Impossible For One To Walk while Sleeping

People do sleepwalk. I 1st experienced it with a paternal cousin. He's the one & only sleepwalker I know. He used to open the door at night to go out. It was strange.

dairykidd:
I was woken up from sleep by my nephew's hysterical laughter.. I quickly used my phone because my bed is a bit far from the light switch. Imagine my guy was fast asleep and still laughing and mumbling. Na hot slap i take revive am

hagha. Sometimes the sleep will still not clear with the first slap. Lol

I once had a roomie that makes scary sounds at night. Dude will be singing in his sleep, the he cackles loudly, talks and then get up straight to the bathroom to spit like he's being gagged, then he goes to the kitchen to drink like 3 pure water and comes back to bed all the while still fuccking sleeping and has no recollection whatsoever.

Initially I was scared but later I got use to it cos d routine and timing were always so perfect. The wordings never changed and the cries too. Nigga was like a walking dead. People dey dis life sha.

We stayed together for almost a year and we never talked about it. Me I can stay with anybody cos have seen it all

XhosaNostra:


People do sleepwalk. I 1st experienced it with a paternal cousin. He's the one & only sleepwalker I know. He used to open the door at night to go out. It was strange.

is He Possessed

IamPlato:
is He Possessed

No, at least not that I know of.