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Is Heaven More Civilised Than Ajegunle? by geoworldedu: 4:34am On Sep 12, 2019
A simple analysis here:

In Ajegunle, we have laptops, phones, iPads, cars, even planes and helicopters fly over Ajegunle's sky. Hotels, schools, storey buildings, ATM machines, banks, POS machines, bet9ja shops, DSTV, TVs, Radios, fan, microphones, Air freshner, Microwave, electricity, etc are in Ajegunle. These are objects of civilisation.

Now let's discuss Heaven according to the bible.
Scrolls, stones, lambs, candlesticks, white garments, celestial materials(literally things you can find inside a Cele Church), holy water, incense instead of airfreshner, wooden thrones, etc grin

It's obvious that Ajegunle is far more civilised than Christians Heaven grin

What's your opinion?
Re: Is Heaven More Civilised Than Ajegunle? by Vulcanheph(m): 5:03am On Sep 12, 2019
I'll just sit and patiently wait For both the religious People and the atheists to start their online war.
Re: Is Heaven More Civilised Than Ajegunle? by shadeyinka(m): 5:31am On Sep 12, 2019
geoworldedu:
A simple analysis here:

In Ajegunle, we have laptops, phones, iPads, cars, even planes and helicopters fly over Ajegunle's sky. Hotels, schools, storey buildings, ATM machines, banks, POS machines, bet9ja shops, DSTV, TVs, Radios, fan, microphones, Air freshner, Microwave, electricity, etc are in Ajegunle. These are objects of civilisation.

Now let's discuss Heaven according to the bible.
Scrolls, stones, lambs, candlesticks, white garments, celestial materials(literally things you can find inside a Cele Church), holy water, incense instead of airfreshner, wooden thrones, etc grin

It's obvious that Ajegunle is far more civilised than Christians Heaven grin

What's your opinion?
I can just see how mundane your view of civilization is! SMH!!!!
Re: Is Heaven More Civilised Than Ajegunle? by Nobody: 5:47am On Sep 12, 2019
You may likely have a mental disorder.

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Re: Is Heaven More Civilised Than Ajegunle? by chiommy123(f): 6:29am On Sep 12, 2019
As in eh the guy don loose for chain na to enter market

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Re: Is Heaven More Civilised Than Ajegunle? by geoworldedu: 6:31am On Sep 12, 2019
shadeyinka:

I can just see how mundane your view of civilization is! SMH!!!!
The holy water, candlesticks, scrolls etc that I also gave to heavenly/Celestial places, are they not mundane things too. Check bible, heaven has all those materials there.
Re: Is Heaven More Civilised Than Ajegunle? by geoworldedu: 6:33am On Sep 12, 2019
GeniusWannabe:
You may likely have a mental disorder.
You think by making fun of religion, somebody is having mental disorder? Guy na for the fun of it, mbok. At least we now know who get mental disorder between me and your God grin

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Re: Is Heaven More Civilised Than Ajegunle? by geoworldedu: 6:35am On Sep 12, 2019
chiommy123:
As in eh the guy don loose for chain na to enter market
You'll look for me forever inside market you no go see me, except if you come supermarket for VGC grin
Re: Is Heaven More Civilised Than Ajegunle? by chiommy123(f): 6:39am On Sep 12, 2019
geoworldedu:
You'll look for me forever inside market you no go see me, except if you come supermarket for VGC grin
abeg stop insulting God! Is not funny at all
Re: Is Heaven More Civilised Than Ajegunle? by geoworldedu: 6:40am On Sep 12, 2019
chiommy123:
abeg stop insulting God! Is not funny at all
It's funny to me grin
E dey do me like say make I give God upper cut grin
Re: Is Heaven More Civilised Than Ajegunle? by geoworldedu: 8:47am On Sep 12, 2019
Still waiting for a worthy reply cheesy
Re: Is Heaven More Civilised Than Ajegunle? by shadeyinka(m): 7:17pm On Sep 12, 2019
geoworldedu:

The holy water, candlesticks, scrolls etc that I also gave to heavenly/Celestial places, are they not mundane things too. Check bible, heaven has all those materials there.
And they told you that a city that doesn't need the sunlight for seeing need the candlelight to see.

Rev 22:5:

"And there will be no night there. And they need no lamp, or light of the sun; for the Lord God gives them light. And they will reign forever and ever."

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Re: Is Heaven More Civilised Than Ajegunle? by malvisguy212: 7:32pm On Sep 12, 2019
shadeyinka:

And they told you that a city that doesn't need the sunlight for seeing need the candlelight to see.

Rev 22:5:

"And there will be no night there. And they need no lamp, or light of the sun; for the Lord God gives them light. And they will reign forever and ever."

the op doesn't deserve your reply, he is not sincere, a reprobate minded man , he has already reject the Truth. bless you
Re: Is Heaven More Civilised Than Ajegunle? by shadeyinka(m): 10:29pm On Sep 12, 2019
malvisguy212:
the op doesn't deserve your reply, he is not sincere, a reprobate minded man , he has already reject the Truth. bless you
Thanks!
Re: Is Heaven More Civilised Than Ajegunle? by geoworldedu: 6:19pm On Oct 16, 2019
malvisguy212:
the op doesn't deserve your reply, he is not sincere, a reprobate minded man , he has already reject the Truth. bless you
I no reprobate o. I love truth biko. Nna eeh, dem say dem still dey eat scroll for heaven. Chekwe!!!

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