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Politics: Thread For Mocking The Tribunal Judgement by AAEEI(op):
Post yours here

The Tribunal affirmed that Mohammed and Mohammadu are the same, as long as ''Buhari'' is on the certificate.

When I am dead and gone, my son with only a secondary school certificate can use my PhD certificate to get a job in Nigeria. He has the same surname as me grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Politics: Thread For Mocking The Tribunal Judgement by AAEEI(op): 2:51pm On Sep 12, 2019
Oluwole is dead and buried. You don't need to forge certificates anymore grin grin grin grin
Re: Politics: Thread For Mocking The Tribunal Judgement by AAEEI(op): 2:52pm On Sep 12, 2019
All Nigerian fathers should give their sons the same first name as them, while all mothers do the same for their daughters. That way, the entire family can work with just one certificate grin grin grin grin
Re: Politics: Thread For Mocking The Tribunal Judgement by AAEEI(op): 2:54pm On Sep 12, 2019
Tribunal says you don't need a certificate to show that you went to school

Every Nigerian should become a school drop-out. Just register and let your name be in the system. Then you can drop out and still claim attendance grin grin grin grin
Re: Politics: Thread For Mocking The Tribunal Judgement by AAEEI(op):
I am a school drop-out with a CERTIFICATE cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Politics: Thread For Mocking The Tribunal Judgement by kings59: 3:00pm On Sep 12, 2019
The story shall be told how the tribunal dented their reputation to retain tyranny.


I guess they have may have received their alerts for Job well done.
Re: Politics: Thread For Mocking The Tribunal Judgement by Blizzy9ja: 3:06pm On Sep 12, 2019
You can go to school, make trouble don't even graduate as long as you can pull enough political followership with your gra-gra... When they ask for your certificate go to court and swear affidavit, e nor cost sef, just 1k... daz all.


You can apply for any job now with your oxford affidavit... E nor concern anybody, I start for oxford finish for Cambridge but them no give me certificate... I fit present my affidavit
Re: Politics: Thread For Mocking The Tribunal Judgement by Blizzy9ja: 3:11pm On Sep 12, 2019
AAEEI:
I am school drop-out with a CERTIFICATE cheesy cheesy cheesy
My guy go and swear your affidavit immediately... They said you're qualified as long as you can prove to us that you once attended school. If you dropped out how's that their business? Oh! So you don't know the law again?
Re: Politics: Thread For Mocking The Tribunal Judgement by AAEEI(op): 3:22pm On Sep 12, 2019
Blizzy9ja:
My guy go and swear your affidavit immediately... They said you're qualified as long as you can prove to us that you once attended school. If you dropped out how's that their business? Oh! So you don't know the law again?
Lol

BSc = 5 year certificate
Affidavit = BSc = 30 minutes certificate grin grin grin
Re: Politics: Thread For Mocking The Tribunal Judgement by Blizzy9ja: 4:02pm On Sep 12, 2019
AAEEI:
Lol
BSc = 5 year certificate Affidavit = BSc = 30 minutes certificate grin grin grin
No time to waste
Re: Politics: Thread For Mocking The Tribunal Judgement by icebird25(m): 4:14pm On Sep 12, 2019
Make I kukuma leave uniben what's the essence of wasting four good years for a mere paper( certificate) .
When I can get just 20mins ..I dey go swear affidavit so o.

What a good development
Re: Politics: Thread For Mocking The Tribunal Judgement by AAEEI(op): 5:52pm On Sep 12, 2019
icebird25:
Make I kukuma leave uniben what's the essence of wasting four good years for a mere paper( certificate) .
When I can get just 20mins ..I dey go swear affidavit so o.

What a good development
Hm! Don't forget that all animals are not equal in Nigeria. When e reach your turn na story go enter. You better finish ya school grin grin grin
Re: Politics: Thread For Mocking The Tribunal Judgement by FarahAideed: 5:54pm On Sep 12, 2019
I will be going to Luth tommorow to apply for work as a surgeon God help anyone who ask me for cert .. Tribunal just told me I can be all I want to be as long as I believe I am
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