Kirchhoff01:

To become a housemate as a girl is easy sha..
Just start slaying in 50 50 Naira dresses and jeans at first..
Then once the inbox messages start flying in, be selective and go for the ones who look rich, generous or has an iPhone at least..
Once you've snagged a few loyal and well-paying boyfriends(customers), you upgrade and start using cheapass toning creams to tone your skin(not bleaching cream oo) and now upgrade to fine sneakers, trousers(no more jeans..not classy enough) and you now move to the permanent site
You open an instagram account..
Borrow an iPhone(one of your boyfriends) and now take a few shots in different dresses and trousers and bumshorts and upload over the course of two months. Nothing fancy.. Just the girl next door kind of pictures
Now you're probably getting messages by fine guys and models and what not. You flirt a little, maybe even visit a few. But thats not it..
You upload a nude picture and subsequently interface it with your girl next door pictures and you steadily keep getting followers in droves..
Your followers are growing but you're probably getting a lot of dms of "hi angle" and "sexy baby" and "you're hot" and "come and visit me"
Then you drop the bomb one day.. You upload a tattoo of the picture with a popular billionaire son between your breasts and do a live video where you say he can Bleep you as many times as he wants and all that shii..
Wow.. You're popular and your photo is on all the blogs and websites in the country. More followers, more boyfriends(customers) and more empowerment for you..
Now a show comes and it requires a level of class to get it.. So you start doing videos of you twerking in hotels and biding your time..
You study the casts in the show going for one you think suits you best..
You get prepared.. You up your game. You use bare lifts to keep your falling boobs firm and do more videos where you twerk to popular musicians songs (your boyfriends too) in the semi nude and sometimes in the real nude..
Followers na Ari Zi Ibe ya enu. .. You have lots of followers now.. And you now work your way into the show finally.. Assume the role Of the craziest bitch in the house and prepare to get your coveted price and the goal of your years of preparation.. The 60 million pieces money..
Congratulations

Zita55:
Op well done

I support this thread with my left yansh

bigmic111:


it's not big enough to support the motion, borrow from naijaolosho or lillyval at least.