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Re: No Topic! by Conner44: 7:27pm On Oct 02, 2019

MiVida:
baba is a man with a ring bro... A MAN!

Student on the other hand, is a small girl...

Even though he’s married. If really he was to suffer by karma it won’t be a stuck tyre in mud and drenching rain in a residential area which required you also getting wet along with him just to push and carry moto.

If it was truly karma trust me nobody would have been there to help him. Abi did you also do something wrong along with the man for the karma to include you on its radius?

Calling it karma is an insult to both karma, yourself and your landlords kid.

All the same, I hope the man gave you both something as a thank you for assisting him.

Re: No Topic! by webhead: 8:33pm On Oct 02, 2019

MiVida:
I was at my place yesterday, busy making food for myself while I frustratingly waited for the light to come on. Suddenly this Honda car drove in and parked in front of a self-contained house behind mine. The man stepped out and walked into the self con where a student resides.

After a while, it started to rain, everyone in the compound knew the man came to sleep with the student lol, they spent almost 4 hours indoors and it rained and was still raining after they were through. As the man came out to drive off, guess what happened (evil smile)

His car got stuck that minute and dug really deep into the ground, he kept trying and it kept digging even deeper. I was inside and heard him struggling with the car and everyone else stayed indoor lol... In my mind I was like wow! It looks like God is punishing this man for driving all the way from Ijebu-Ode just to sleep with this student... And it was raining heavily. At a point, I pitied him and wore something short and went to join him in the rain, we tried and tried, it wouldn't bulge a bit, rather it dug even deeper.

I had to go call the landlord's son to come help out cos I couldn't lift the car alone (when I'm not hulk. ) Well, the landlord's son came around and we kept trying and noticed that this man's karma no be here... All the while, it was one of his tyres that was deep in the slippery mud while the other front tyre was hanging in the air lol... It was crazy! And it was still raining oo... We spent almost 1hr 30mins there in the rain before it got out and got stuck again while he was reversing but got out in no time and baba swore never to bring his car here again... Karma is real my friends

Re: No Topic! by Hozil92(m): 10:04pm On Oct 02, 2019

Is that all?

MiVida:
I was at my place yesterday, busy making food for myself while I frustratingly waited for the light to come on. Suddenly this Honda car drove in and parked in front of a self-contained house behind mine. The man stepped out and walked into the self con where a student resides.

After a while, it started to rain, everyone in the compound knew the man came to sleep with the student lol, they spent almost 4 hours indoors and it rained and was still raining after they were through. As the man came out to drive off, guess what happened (evil smile)

His car got stuck that minute and dug really deep into the ground, he kept trying and it kept digging even deeper. I was inside and heard him struggling with the car and everyone else stayed indoor lol... In my mind I was like wow! It looks like God is punishing this man for driving all the way from Ijebu-Ode just to sleep with this student... And it was raining heavily. At a point, I pitied him and wore something short and went to join him in the rain, we tried and tried, it wouldn't bulge a bit, rather it dug even deeper.

I had to go call the landlord's son to come help out cos I couldn't lift the car alone (when I'm not hulk. ) Well, the landlord's son came around and we kept trying and noticed that this man's karma no be here... All the while, it was one of his tyres that was deep in the slippery mud while the other front tyre was hanging in the air lol... It was crazy! And it was still raining oo... We spent almost 1hr 30mins there in the rain before it got out and got stuck again while he was reversing but got out in no time and baba swore never to bring his car here again... Karma is real my friends

Re: No Topic! by MedicH: 10:15pm On Oct 02, 2019

When will karma meet buhari on his air travels na

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Re: No Topic! by ruggedtimi(m): 7:23am On Oct 03, 2019

MiVida:
baba is a man with a ring bro... A MAN!

Student on the other hand, is a small girl...

Business as usual. But no be news be these. Is a usual sight around school enviroments

Re: No Topic! by UnclePrincipal(m): 11:02am On Oct 03, 2019

MiVida Are you from oou or ago iwoye

Re: No Topic! by Nostradamus: 11:38am On Oct 03, 2019

Logobenz:
Next time he should come in a 4matic Merc sedan.
It will just power out of the mud with no stress

i'd prefer gl450.

Mine doesn't give me any problem cool

Re: No Topic! by SenecaTheYonger: 12:09pm On Oct 03, 2019

MiVida:
I was at my place yesterday, busy making food for myself while I frustratingly waited for the light to come on. Suddenly this Honda car drove in and parked in front of a self-contained house behind mine. The man stepped out and walked into the self con where a student resides.

So, you mean the girl didn't come outside for the whole 1hr 30 minutes the car was stuck there?? grin

Re: No Topic! by MiVida(op): 3:59pm On Oct 03, 2019

UnclePrincipal:
MiVida Are you from oou or ago iwoye

lol... Because I mentioned Ijebu-Ode grin

I'm from Anambra state cheesy

Re: No Topic! by olawalesammy(m): 4:07pm On Oct 03, 2019

Blackivy29:
you guys are mature. Imagine if it were in those face me i face you, slum environment. He would have seen pepper with those local gossip women. In your front they will rain abuses on you and start laughing.
They will be like, "oga your car nor dey move?"

Re: No Topic! by Nobody: 4:18pm On Oct 03, 2019

olawalesammy:
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Re: No Topic! by UnclePrincipal(m): 4:35pm On Oct 03, 2019

MiVida:
lol... Because I mentioned Ijebu-Ode

I'm from Anambra state

Yes and because of the mention of student , but how did you know the man drove from ijebu ode.

Re: No Topic! by MiVida(op): 4:40pm On Oct 03, 2019

UnclePrincipal:
Yes and because of the mention of student , but how did you know the man drove from ijebu ode.

his girlfriend mentioned it bro.

Re: No Topic! by MiVida(op): 4:41pm On Oct 03, 2019

Blackivy29:

I think he was trying to say "well said".

Re: No Topic! by Nobody: 4:44pm On Oct 03, 2019

MiVida:
I think he was trying to say "well said".

i thought he was about writing smthing longer.

Re: No Topic! by GOFRONT(m): 4:46pm On Oct 03, 2019

After the whole Bruhaha of a stuck tyre in the Mud, I'm sure he would have lost sexual appetite for 2weeks...

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Re: No Topic! by MiVida(op): 4:47pm On Oct 03, 2019

Blackivy29:
i thought he was about writing smthing longer.

lol... So he was saving space after the thread is dead cheesy

I see you've gone back to being female grin

How's your day coming dear?

Re: No Topic! by UnclePrincipal(m): 4:48pm On Oct 03, 2019

MiVida:
his girlfriend mentioned it bro.

Haa, just for knacks

Re: No Topic! by MiVida(op): 4:49pm On Oct 03, 2019

UnclePrincipal:
Haa, just for knacks

people have done worse bro...

Re: No Topic! by Nobody: 4:53pm On Oct 03, 2019

MiVida:
lol... So he was saving space after the thread is dead

I see you've gone back to being female

How's your day coming dear?

its still alive

still male. Confused about my gender.

not good. Yours?

Re: No Topic! by Nobody: 4:57pm On Oct 03, 2019

olawalesammy:
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Re: No Topic! by MiVida(op): 5:01pm On Oct 03, 2019

Blackivy29:
its still alive

still male. Confused about my gender.

not good. Yours?

lol... You kept it alive with me...

Lol, I'm sure you're a female, I'm sure you're trying to avoid these boys from disturbing you grin

Mine's not all that good tho, locked my kitchen keys inside the kitchen before leaving to an important meeting cos I was in an hurry and almost late, still thinking about what to do tho, I'll have to eat out embarassed

Tell me about your day...

Re: No Topic! by Nobody: 5:21pm On Oct 03, 2019

MiVida:
lol... You kept it alive with me...

Lol, I'm sure you're a female, I'm sure you're trying to avoid these boys from disturbing you

Mine's not all that good tho, locked my kitchen keys inside the kitchen before leaving to an important meeting cos I was in an hurry and almost late, still thinking about what to do tho, I'll have to eat out

Tell me about your day...

. Sorry about the keys. Those things can be annoying.

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Re: No Topic! by nlPoster: 5:24pm On Oct 03, 2019

lolz

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