Neddstark:
Survival tips for this situation
1. Never use an atm with the account that holds your savings
2. If you have to be extorted, insist you can only transfer, that would be a strong evidence.
3. Always try to identify the policemen by their names, station attached to or their vehicle number
4. Create a story about the money being used to save a life. Last las, give them like only 20k.
Pray this never happens to me though. But as a corper, this is a very good case. He can report the case then apply for redeployment to avoid backlash

GeoAfrikana:
After women, fear SARS.

I was on a business trip once, a SARS officer asked me to come for searching. He took my phone, checked it, found nothing dubious. Instead of him to free me he still tried to extort me.

Me, I'm a 100% legit hustler and I'm never going to bribe any police. God forbid. I spend hours day and night seeking clients and working to ensure I meet deadlines yet one MIB wants to collect money from me like that, just like that? Say wetin? Say you wear black and I wear white?

The next thing he said is: You're a fraudster! And I'll handcuff you. What are you doing with 6 Gmail accounts? See, I'm a graduate of UniBen and i graduated in **** when you were still in secondary school.

I swear, the thing pain me ehn. Ordinary 6 Gmail account. Each Gmail is for a unique hustle. As Yoruba people say: one road no enter market. I dey blog, design website, do gis, do graphic design, do arabic-english translation.

Upon all the wahala, I never be millionaire. One SARS one dey ayaj me. Lai Lai, ko le posibu.

I para for the guy, with respect. Sir! blah blah blah. Sir! how can you.....

When he see say shingbain no go drop from this one and he no geh skeleton for cupboard, the guy free me.

Moral of the story, stay clean. If you're clean you'll have confidence to stand against even EFCC.
Also, avoid disrespectful speech even when you're right.

Good luck.

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PheelzAlmighty:
Did sars beat your brain out

bmdonthemix:
actually ran into one @lekki stop the bike i entered ask what was in my nlyon i showed him(twas shoe) asked for my phone brought two out, ask me to open it, told him thats not his job , he should search me and when he he is done searching he should let me know i have places to be, he asked again , for the phone told him, the phone dey my hand, its my private item, anything else ? i asked , he looked @ me and said dey go. the bike that was quiet started wen we left, nah so dem dey do bla bla bla, but he was like a door nob all tru didnt make noise, anyway time go come once dey stop any body people go gether just to see if they go do their job or wetin dem no ask them to them.

SenecaTheYonger:


Lucky you. Are you a big guy?

efficiencie:


Dude, it is SARS we are talking about not traffic warden...these guys can easily deposit a bullet in your head whilst trying to apply the recommendations you just advanced...one should pray never to encounter these marauders.

Jayslicky:
SARS brutality needs to end, they are not useful to Nigerians, they harass innocent people and help criminals, they are just armed robbers in uniform.

SenecaTheYonger:


Lucky you. Are you a big guy?

Neddstark:
Survival tips for this situation
1. Never use an atm with the account that holds your savings
2. If you have to be extorted, insist you can only transfer, that would be a strong evidence.
3. Always try to identify the policemen by their names, station attached to or their vehicle number
4. Create a story about the money being used to save a life. Last las, give them like only 20k.
Pray this never happens to me though. But as a corper, this is a very good case. He can report the case then apply for redeployment to avoid backlash.Those baztards dnr drive around with official/ police vehicle. Det wear rags,some with hair braid,earing,bracelets. Dey look menacing. How u wan take identify dem.

spiritedtete:
[s]I am patiently waiting for that day they come with their madness... once they didn't shot me on that spot...


They are finished for life!...


I will cripple them... in life forever.


I mean this 100%.

To Every SARs reading this... I beg you limit your madness and don't take everyone for ride...

If you do... your dooms days will come very quick.


Be warned![/s]

EkperemoEgbabi:


Afonjas and mouth

Neddstark:
Survival tips for this situation
1. Never use an atm with the account that holds your savings
2. If you have to be extorted, insist you can only transfer, that would be a strong evidence.
3. Always try to identify the policemen by their names, station attached to or their vehicle number
4. Create a story about the money being used to save a life. Last las, give them like only 20k.
Pray this never happens to me though. But as a corper, this is a very good case. He can report the case then apply for redeployment to avoid backlash

post=83389755:
SARS : The bad ones among them are really tarnishing their image.

Kokaine:

I need a trainer. Though I'm already following instructions from Qgis documentation online. I also have arcgis butbibneed a trainer with a syllabus for precision agriculture. What will that cost me?

chriscrosss:
Sometimes we don't need to buy all this stories...is not possible if SARS na see any oyinbo pic or chat and take away your 100k..bro corper, talk truth..many corpers I know then were yahoo boys..

Neddstark:


Bros, them dey fear extra-judicial killings pass anybody. As long as say no be dark night, stand small for your right.

chriscrosss:
Sometimes we don't need to buy all this stories...is not possible if SARS na see any oyinbo pic or chat and take away your 100k..bro corper, talk truth..many corpers I know then were yahoo boys..

GeoAfrikana:


What you need is a custom training. First you'll need to enlighten me on what precision agriculture is and what you're trying to achieve with it.

Then I'll return to my desk and draft an outline for you.

Thanks sir.

DaddyMorenike:
Sars on the beat