MuttleyLaff:
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Clasping and squeezing hands, I pulled a chair, plonked my shapely petite bumbum into it and begun looking forward to start, enjoying to read what looked like its going to be a post/thread characterized by replies with witty comments, providing useful and interesting information, only for it to suddenly nose dive, go further south into yadayada pollution from it's apparently but not really good start. Smh.[/s]

wickedtuna:
Lol...i didnt know budaa to be one who gets worked up over people's opinion

budaatum:
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wickedtuna:
Lol...i didnt know budaa to be one who gets worked up over people's opinion

budaatum:
Worked up over a dumb mut, lol.

budaatum:
I don't, not really. Just that his opinion is dumb and I'm educating him because I'd rather he not perish. And since he does it all over the place where he easily ignores it, I figured to collect them for him so he can no more avoid himself.

MuttleyLaff:
"I appeared to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob as God Almighty, and I did not reveal to them My name 'LORD'?"
- Exodus 6:3

The truth wey I tok dere hit home and the ting come pain the ignoranus las las sotay hin cum to dey misfire. wickedtuna, the yadayada is a dish best served back to budaatum, when like that cold, lol. Thats fact and not any opinion.

Fela Abami Ẹda, sings: ♩♪ ♫ ♬"Jen wi temi. Don't Gag Me. Make I tok my own, the truth is bitter. Make I tok my own. I'll open mouth like basket, if I see the truth. I'll tell, you can't shut me up, you cant close my mouth, the truth is bitter, you cant gag me. You havent got a padlock for my mouth. The baba wey born Fela don quench... Whether you like it or not, just leave me, make I tok my own, I no fit shut up, I no fit keep my mouth close"♫♬♩♪♭

I appear to Tom, to Dick and to Harry as a jolly and happy fellow, but not to most has it been revealed, certainly not budaatum, the reason and story behind why the moniker name MuttleyLaff is used and what does the MuttleyLaff moniker mean.

budaatum in getting all worked up, came up with a groundless opinion that the MuttleyLaff moniker is about a mutt and so ignorantly associated the MuttleyLaff moniker with being a mongrel dog and etcetera, when in fact, it seems budaatum didnt grow up, watch Dick Dastardly and his sidekick, Muttley, known best for his mischievous wheezing laughs.

budaatum, fyi, I registered the MuttleyLaff moniker on Nairaland, because of getting mischievous wheezing laughs reading contents on Nairaland and thanks to you budaatum and others, who religiously make sure, I am never, in short supply of the laughs

wickedtuna:
well i guess its all a "whacky race" on here tho. But i guess Muttley doesn't care if his master loses the race from his countless cheating strategies so long as he gets his "wheezing laugh" then thats okay....."muttley!!!! Do something!"

budaatum:
Admiral Dele Abiodun diss song

MuttleyLaff:
It is Ebenezer Obey Admiral Dele Abiodun alright. When young, I used to know all the words by heart and sing along
It's actually playing right now and me bobbing my head to it reminiscing.

MuttleyLaff:
Classic miliki good old evergreen tune. I smh and weep for this generation. The word music is from the root word, muse, which means, make you to think about something carefully, thoughtfully and for a long time, to inspires and/or make you become absorbed in meaningful and positive thoughts. Not the bubblegum pop crap, contrived and marketed to appeal to pre-teens and teenagers

MuttleyLaff:
"I appeared to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob as God Almighty, and I did not reveal to them My name 'LORD'?"
- Exodus 6:3

The truth wey I tok dere hit home and the ting come pain the ignoranus las las sotay hin cum to dey misfire. wickedtuna, the yadayada is a dish best served back to budaatum, when like that cold, lol. Thats fact and not any opinion.

Fela Abami Ẹda, sings:
♩♪ ♫ ♬"Jen wi temi. Don't Gag Me. Make I tok my own, the truth is bitter. Make I tok my own. I'll open mouth like basket, if I see the truth. I'll tell, you can't shut me up, you cant close my mouth, the truth is bitter, you cant gag me. You havent got a padlock for my mouth. The papa, wey born Fela, don quench dum da dum da dum... Whether you like it or not, just leave me, make I tok my own, I no fit shut up, I no fit keep my mouth close"♫♬♩♪♭

I appear to Tom, to Dick and to Harry as a jolly and happy fellow, but not to most has it been revealed, certainly not budaatum, the reason and story behind why the moniker name MuttleyLaff is used and what does the MuttleyLaff moniker mean.

budaatum in getting all worked up, came up with a groundless opinion that the MuttleyLaff moniker is about a mutt and so ignorantly associated the MuttleyLaff moniker with being a mongrel dog and etcetera, when in fact, it seems budaatum didnt grow up, watch Dick Dastardly and his sidekick, Muttley, known best for his mischievous wheezing laughs.

budaatum, fyi, I registered the MuttleyLaff moniker on Nairaland, because of getting mischievous wheezing laughs reading contents on Nairaland and thanks to you budaatum and others, who religiously make sure, I am never, in short supply of the laughs

Freeze007:

Goodman, just be careful the names you choose for yourself.

Leave @Budaatum, perhaps too livid and caresless about your reactions. Trust me, does care!!

We should start paying ATTENTIONS to GOLDEN PRINCIPLES...Keep making fun, you HEAR!! Exonerater that's who you are


Peace and Love

Freeze007:
Goodman, just be careful the names you choose for yourself.

Freeze007:
Leave @budaatum, perhaps too livid and caresless about your reactions. Trust me, does care!!

Freeze007:
We should start paying ATTENTIONS to GOLDEN PRINCIPLES...

Freeze007:
Keep making fun, you HEAR!!

Freeze007:
Exonerater that's who you are

Freeze007:
Peace and Love

MuttleyLaff:
It afterall is a know/knowledge/know-to-have-an-edge. Besides, using the Greek mythology knowledge, is the only language and/or reference that you likely can relate to hence why I took advantage of mentioning Gello, lol.

budaatum:
I wonder why you'd ignorantly assume "Greek mythology knowledge" is "the only language and/or reference that you likely can relate to".

budaatum:
Is it because you are far to blind to use your eyes to see that buda does not live on bread alone so buda is not malnourished like you are?

budaatum:
Well, here's some [url=https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John+9%3A1-12&version=NIV]non-Greek spat on mud advise from buda[/url] (unless you want to be pedantic of course).

Go and wash in the Pool of Siloam, muttley, so that your eyes may open and you may see!

Michellekabod2:
Buda and muttley, best of friends on NL that love to throw darts on themselves

MuttleyLaff:

I think you should self prescribe this for yourself because, in the first instance, its you who had qualms with me employing Greek mythology to advance a point. Remember?

MuttleyLaff:

I know in some cases they do, I know that demons and/or spirits, in some cases cause infertility! As a matter of fact, in Greek mythology, Gello is a female demon,

budaatum:
You more than employed "Greek mythology to advance a point" mutt. You presented "Greek mythology" as if it were factual knowledge to prove the validity of a disputed view that you had claimed no one had proposed, and which, considering you know it to be myth, is rather absurd!

budaatum:
... My maternal great grandparents were Ifa Priests in the Orolu Kingdom. And because of it we are steeped in the Ifa awo. My paternal grandfather, the Basorun, was an Obatala Priest. Obatala is the Supreme God in Orolu Land. You might from this understand that I have pedigree.

Whenever I arrive in the Orolu Kingdom, I do a walk around the town as part of my os[h]a (I've added the h so it reads well), and I must start after 2am, for that is when the Spirits that ensure Orolu prospers roam around the Kingdom. The walk takes me past Saint John's - the first church in town, past the first mosque and past the Palace in front of which stands the Ibo Osa (Osa Shrine), and takes approximately 1.5 - 2 hours. And on it, I will meet nightwatchmen, who are Ogun worshippers, as nightwatchmen usually are in Yoruba land.

They will shout out, "Iwo wo lo nlo ni ibe yen?" (Who is it that goes there?). And I will respond, "Emi" (Me). They would ask, "Ta ni iwo?" (Who is 'me'?) and I will respond, "Emi Basorun". (Me, Basorun). You see, I'm not the Basorun, my uncle is, but we Basoruns have this thing that every Omo Basorun (Child of Basorun) refers to themselves as Basorun so when you see one, you have seen us all. They will then respond, "Te le jeje o, S'Orun" ('Thread on the ground softly, you the Heavenly Doer'), plus some other things. I will respond with the appropriate response, and go on my way.

Now, if you know anything about Yoruba land, you would know that my walk has a meaning to those who are in the know. What amazes them is that Omo Baba Ilu Oyinbo, ("The Child of the Old Man from London" - the old man, having spent years abroad and who appears to have practically lost all knowledge of the local culture), first, knows the role of his forefathers (walking around town in the middle of the night conversing with the Spirits and ensuring they keep on making the Kingdom prosper).

Second, that Omo Baba Ilu Oyinbo is brave enough to take on this role (The middle of the night in the Orolu Kingdom is when the Gods send the Spirits to place a mark on those who will depart from earth that day so, if you don't want to die, stay indoors!). And third, that Omo Baba Ilu Oyinbo knows the right things to say when the Spirits accost him on his walk (not knowing the right words is like not knowing the password, and if you get it wrong the Spirits will just make you depart from earth that very moment!). You might understand why, part of our response in the dialogue is the phrase "Ilu a toro o" (There will be peace and prosperity in the land o).

As Omo Basorun, it is my duty to go up into the heavens and bring light to my people. And the only way I can personally defy the Gods of the land is by me not performing the duty assigned to me by the Gods. And if I do not perform my duty, which is not just walking around town in the middle of the night but also going up into the heavens and bringing Light to my Kingdom, I, buda will die. But I like performing my duty, so buda, lives!

I hope from what I've said above that you would understand me when I say, in the old days, the Gods will tell the likes of myself to take those who defy them to the bottom of the river and bash their heads in and use their skulls to drink sekete. But like human sacrifices, which we did because our Gods required it, we do no more because we are not so stupid anymore. And since we, the doers of the errands of our Gods no more do that which we claimed our Gods told us to do, they, our Gods, have lost their potency to punish those who defy them. Now, they have learnt to forgive many times and make different demands of us.

But besides that, Omo Basorun (It means "Son of the King of the Heavens", in case you do not know), is not able to defy his father, 'The King of the Heavens'. And if anyone is bold enough to falsely accuse him of such a crime, the Son of the King of the Heavens will go up into the Heavens, get permission from his Father The King of the Heavens, to blot out the light and the Kingdom will be in darkness!

budaatum:
Jumping from "Gello is a female demon in Greek mythology", to therefore, "demons and/or spirits, in some cases cause infertility", is the lack of the use of your brain!

MuttleyLaff:

You then later badgered shadeyinka and kept at him to say its demon(s) who are behind and/or are the cause of infertility in women etcetera

budaatum:

What are spiritual causes of infertility, and how do they manifest?

budaatum:
Below is the question posed before you blindly ignorantly jumped in.

budaatum:
But of course you are obviously too dumb to admit you jumped into a conversation you knew not where it began

budaatum:
As to my Ọba Shọrun post. I'm glad you believe I go up to heaven to bring down Light. Pity you are too blind and dumb to see and understand

MuttleyLaff:
How do Orolu spirits guard the town budaatum, hmm? Smh, lol. Answer that question nah

MuttleyLaff:
The parables, that our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ generoulsy used to teach with are very much like myths, lol. When the truth, seemingly is bitter to hear and often difficult to bear, then employing mythology, lol, makes the medicine go down easier, lol budaatum.

budaatum:
Smh lol indeed! I bet the tooth fairy still leaves a shilling for your tooth!

MuttleyLaff:
This is exactly why I keep saying if more Christians read their Bible properly, they'd be less Christians taking Good Friday and 25th December as make beliefs, just as much like the tooth fairy and Santa Claus arent real.

budaatum:
Oroluans do not relinquish the responsibility of guarding the Kingdom to spirits you dumb ass! We just tell ignorant people like you that spirits guard the Kingdom because that is all you are capable of understanding

MuttleyLaff:
It afterall is a know/knowledge/know-to-have-an-edge. Besides, using the Greek mythology knowledge, is the only language and/or reference that you likely can relate to hence why I took advantage of mentioning Gello, lol.

MuttleyLaff:
If you want to cheat, make sure you cheat death, not people budaatum. Dont cheat by pretending that "... in some cases ..." are not the operating keywords I used. The word "some" fyi budaatum mister olodo rapata upon twenty, means, not all cases

Where from did you get that MuttleyLaff "more than employed Greek mythology to advance a point" or that MuttleyLaff presented "Greek mythology" as if it were factual knowledge to prove the validity of a disputed view that no one had proposed? budaatum duh, I used Greek mythology to advance a point like I previously have explained because I know its a language you can relate to. The above quote of yours above is proof you believe in that kind of stuff, like spirits guarding the town, as if this were factual knowledge. They might be demons for all I know, lol.

Also, as of when I typed on that thread, no one has proposed that demons cause infertility etcetera, it was something you jumped to conclusion at. You then later badgered shadeyinka and kept at him to say its demon(s) who are behind and/or are the cause of infertility in women etcetera

I reiterate budaatum that the parables, that our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ generoulsy used to teach with are very much like myths, lol. When the truth, seemingly is bitter to hear and often difficult to bear, then employing mythology, lol, makes the medicine go down easier, lol budaatum, so you turning round to type "considering you know it to be myth, is rather absurd!" is a right load of old codswallop!

Meshugas! There you go again with the snideness. You simply cant, even if your life depends on it, help yourself from not getting more confused than a goat on astroturf, lol.

budaatum:
It's like we'd tell you masquerades are spirits from the afterlife until you become intelligent enough to be dressed in masquerade cloth yourself. We'd also tell you oro is a spirit so you may tremble in fear and behave least you die.

We the people of the Orolu Kingdom guard our Kingdom ourselves. Just as I go all the way up to heaven to ship books to the library in the Kingdom!

MuttleyLaff:


[s]Do you see your own goal. Its like kicking penarity penalty into throw in, lol. I bet you're going to rub the lamp and tell us another Orolu/Farsi Tale of your escapades and/or skylarking with the spirits, lol

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Smh. That "all you are capable of understanding" was my line for you. I used "... is the only language and/or reference that you likely can relate to..." on you, so hands off and go get your own lines, you unoriginal barawo shameless thief.

Yawns, smello dey smell.[/s]

budaatum:

As usual.

LordReed2nd:
So how can we tell were myth ends and truth begins with respect to your recognition of the parables of Jesus being myth like? How do we know that it isn't all one myth nested in another?

MuttleyLaff:
The parables, that our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ generoulsy used to teach with are very much like myths, lol. When the truth, seemingly is bitter to hear and often difficult to bear, then employing mythology, lol, makes the medicine go down easier, lol budaatum.

MuttleyLaff:

The above quote of yours above is proof you believe in that kind of stuff, like spirits guarding the town, as if this were factual knowledge.

MuttleyLaff:

Yada Definition

budaatum:
You'd think a person who knows that parables and myths are stories used to teach would learn to understand instead of believing them.

Yet, here is the joker ignorantly believing - "with proof", he claims - that the story teller must believe the myth being used to teach his dumb ass!

budaatum:
No wonder a Greek myth was him knowing that spirits cause infertility.

MuttleyLaff:
If you want to cheat, make sure you cheat death, not people budaatum. Dont cheat by pretending that "... in some cases ..." are not the operating keywords I used. The word "some" fyi budaatum mister olodo rapata upon twenty, means, not all cases

budaatum:


Stop deluding yourself!

MuttleyLaff:
You're whistling and howling in the wind.

The hypocrisy of budaatum stinks sky high, here is someone who believes the Owala River in the Orolu Kingdom of Ifon Osun, has a spirit, and that spirit is a god, and so budaatum and the town people worship it and budaatum does join in when a white ram is sacrificed to it once a year, now having the cheek to knock anyone advancing other people mythologies

Nothing other than a cheat and a hypocrite.

budaatum:

When I'm home, I join in with no regard for those who oppose. I'm in the mosque, in the church, we worship Owala, Sango, Ogun, and my people would collect money from me for Oro, and all that when I was an atheist. I so loved telling people that if any god is against my so doing that god should send me a memo. If you listen to people the blame is yours.