During my ib days, i fully depend on my dad, i don't work, i don't do a thing and thank God, my old man never fail.

So it happens that i was dating this girl (the last i dated) and i'm someone that naturally cares about humanity, if i know peoples problem without even dating them or getting anything in return, i'd surely solve it if i can. I mostly do the most for people i date because i get to know their problems and i really do not give a f about what you think or say about me, ama surely do it, if you like call me mugu from now till next year, e no concern me, once you are in p, i'll surely do it. And then i really do not have problem spending since i don't work for the money my old man does, so wetin kuku concern me.

So back to the lady i was dating, truthfully, she hardly ask me for anything buh for sure i know we all have problems which required money in life which many of us don't find it easy to say out loud, so i seldomly ask her about her problems and i'd surely try everything i could to solve 'em. Sure can't solve problems all in one day.

Of course i don't have a job, i wear good clothes, i give her money to solve her problem regularly, i once in a while buy foodstuffs and all for her and her sister as their parent were going through some difficult times then, i buy her things, take her shoppings, movies and all buh i have no job and she knows, she prolly must have thought i was into some minor yahoo as i was always on my laptop then because i was learning website/graphic designing then buh she doesn't know what i does on laptop, i was always connected to modem too so i guess she was suspicious buh she never talked about it and i'm not a fan of big phones buh i don't joke with big shoes and big clothes.

Well, long story short sha, after i ran away from my family, i created some new email and facebook with some american names and i sent her a message on facebook, she was like she knew it, i was confused, you knew what?

She then jokingly ask, for how long have i been doing it? Doing what morafuka? She said yahoo of course. I sent her lol because it was actually funny, lemme die wretched, i will never place my hand on that nonsense thing called yahoo, so i told her i'm not, i've never and i would never.

She was like oh, why? It's good, there's nothing bad in yahoo, people are making it through yahoo. Are you kidney me right now. Long story short sha, i sent her breakup message two days after.

If yahoo is that good, her family is in problems, why don't she and her sister then engage in it considering the fact that i even left her my modem and she have a laptop. Hun. Crazy.

Second experience: it happened in ghana, i was new in ghana and local man was busy searching for a job so i once in a while step out after the day search just to feel the beauty of the city.

I was at the mall sitting down sipping my bottle water, i saw this very endowed beautiful damsel talking to a man with stomach like that of a 8 month old pregnant lady, flinging his car keys from left to right and vice versa while the pretty damsel laughs sheepishly like a lost course, she brought out her iphone prolly iphone 6, gave the man her number while she collected the mans.

Wetin kuku concern me, i was there just to feel the beauty of the mall and get familiar with the people while also looking for any job opportunity. They finished their discussion and the man left then i saw her leaning towards where i sat looking so friendly, her beauty caught my attention to be candid buh i refused to be distratcted and before i know it she was right there sitting by my side, she said hi in one of the most friendly way i've seen (she said that with a smile) and i quickly returned the greetings in same manner. She introduced herself as Akosua, i told her my name, and i told her i'm new in town and searching for a job, na where everything scatter be that, i can see the dissapointment in her face while her voice became hoax and not friendly as it was previously, she talked a little and excused herself, like i no kuku invite you before, she left and few mins after she's here again, and the first thing she said to me was 'So you mean you are really not a sakawa boy(name for ghanaians yahoo yahoo ritualists).
I'm sorry what's sakawa as the name was new to me then, she told me the name we call them in Nigeria, i laughed so hard and asked her if she took me for sakawa boys because of the nike red shoe i was wearing or because of the jacket or because of my small beards that was just growing then.

She said i resemble them alot, i automatically knows that was why she was forming familiarity, well i'm sorry, Akosua, this local man you see here is not a sakawa or whatever you call it. Well she eventually later gave me her contact but i deleted it immediately she left.

Local man cannot can, she loves sakawa boys because of money buh she herself can't become a sakawa girl so she can get the money herself. Nonsense.

Third experience:i have this babe in naija, i'm not serious with her though buh she thought all my sweet words are really it and that we are a thing

she told me recently she's missing me so much bla bla bla and she want to see me, she want to come and join and spend xmas with me, so i told her the spirits that do bring me money are still yet to bring it and when they do i will come take her myself(was joking though), she said so i'm a yahooboy, i told her i was joking actually and we laughed over it, buh few mins after, she sent me a message asking why i'm not doing yahoo, she was telling/preaching to me how yahoo is good and it's not bad at all. Smh, since it's really that good, hanty, what then are you waiting for? It's not bad at all according to you, so what's stopping you please?

I stopped talking to the oloriburuku sha, na person wey dem go put for trouble them they find. Nonsensical people.

guys are to work for it, ladies direct how to utilize it well

hmmmmm.......
see Saturday question
better go and eat good food and start thinking well okay?

I know a girl that engages in Yahoo. Dunno what you're talking about but there are many of them.

There are many yahoo girls impersonating slay queens online

U

dollytino4real:
guys are to work for it, ladies direct how to utilize it well

true, the guys are to work for it using the ladies pants.

LarryBee1k:
they'll if they have the technical know how, plus it's dangerous which only men can survive the consequences.

hence they become leeches, shebi?

olu77:
There are many yahoo girls impersonating slay queens online

there are more slayqueens sha.

Gideoniteprime4:
hmmmmm.......
see Saturday question
better go and eat good food and start thinking well okay?

wish you success with the pluging.

J