Ann2012:
Well done OP

Thanks Ann i appreciate pls dn't leave me alone on this journey

skubido:
Nice wan OP.


Ride on

Boss thanks dn't leave me alone on this journey

Chapter 4

★Nwa baby★

♥ Though, love is an abstract feeling, its presence in the life of a being is a principal factor for change ♥
★John Mfon®-2019★



It was approaching evening and Harry made preparations to call Vera. He was seated amongst his friends. "Make i reach house" Harry said while standing.
"You no go anywhere na here you ko make that call" Okon fired at him.
"Me need a romanticus area na i wan get emotions and na my house i fit get am" Harry fired his usual grammatical blunders.
"Prof na here you go make that call" Peter fired at him.

After series of arguement, Harry yielded.
"Oya i don dial her number" Harry said getting tensed. The call was answered and the following conversation ensured.
"Vera how you are?" Harry fired a blunder.
"Yeah I'm fine" Vera replied
"What are you doing now?" Harry asked.
"Nothing! every where is just boring" Vera answered.
"Whoah! you are boiling water which soup did you cook?" Harry messed up again.
Vera laughed her heart loud.
"Na me dis girl deh laugh" Harry thought.
"No na your father she deh laugh" Peter answered him as if he read Harry's thought.
"Harry you are a comedian i swear" Vera commented amidst laughter.
"Comedian" The word pinged in his brain.
"Wetin be comedian?" He asked his friends who obviously had no clue on the meaning.
"Comedian na person weh deh drink beer" James answered the question using the oxford dictionary his father wrote in a drinking parlour at their village.
"I'm a comedian but i don't drink champion, na heneiken i deh drink" Harry stupidly stated.
"Jeez!" Vera screamed and began laughing again, she was obviously at the other end enjoying the foolishness of Harry the Garri.
"I'm serious for you oh" Harry commended.
"Serious as in?" Vera asked
"Ehmmm i wanna take you out"

Gbam! He spoke his American-paya accent again.
"You are funny Harry, you want to take me out?" Vera asked a funny question.
"Ehmm yes i wanna take you out"
He then remembered one of the verse in Davido's track 'Nwa baby'
He began blurting out wonderful words inspired by palmwine.
"Vera I'll take you to my ends,♪
We'll make a movie in my room♪
You are the lyrics to my tune♪
......Harry sang.
The men tried stiffling their laughter but couldn't.
"Harry u don fuckup your room weh deh smell like pig house na there you wan carry shoot movie with Vera ur bedsheets sef deh smell like dead rat" Udoh cautioned.
"Hmmmm" Vera breathed from the other end.
"Your heart tells you to follow me forget say i no fit speak english I'm under training by the pentecost spirit I'll speak in due season for the time God turn the captive of zion they been the dream" Harry said.
"Ok enough! When are we going out?" Vera asked.

Boom!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You na deh event planner choose date, time and place" Harry said in excitement.

"Ok Friday ,by 4, Utimanik suites"
"Chisos! That place deh Nigeria?" He couldn't stop the words.
"Don't worry I'll text you the location" Vera said.
"Gud nite Garri" Vera said
"Gud nite my love please call me Garri the name sweet for your mouth" Harry mused.
Vera chuckled "I'm not your love"
"Na prophetic declaration am a prophet" Harry declared.
The call was disconnected.


"Yessssssss! You suffered on calvary tree so dat i will not suffer, who deh like you" Harry sang, he knelt down and began waving his hands to the sky. The alcohol he took for reinforcement quickened his spirit as he praised God and called him names that wasn't in the bible. He attributed political names even footballer's names. He was really swimming in the euphoria of intoxicated clouds of glory.
" Harry eh be like say that girl ko chop your money see how she accept ur friendship fastfast" Okon observed.
"You deh mad! Common sharrap, difference deh between friendship and relationship ask your son the guy get girlfriend he will sabi better or you consult a oxford dikistionary" Harry exploded.
" Chisos u are the material other gods na scam! U don chop all the shame for calvary dat is why i didn't chop shame even wen my enemies deh ones weh deh stand here and the ones abroad deh pray make i fail but u no ko gree. Dem propose u dispose am for dustbin thank you.
From now on i don vow say i ko pay my tithe but no be for church make pastor no chop am i ko pay my tithe for mummy gideon place that mama weh deh sell palmwine" Harry stated.
" u deh mad" James cursed.
"Forget! God ko understand him na all knowing God a.k.a ITK" Harry said.







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" Vera i want to marry you so dat when you deh cook beans for kitchen i will enter inside the kitchen, kiss you carry you enter room and sex you after beans ko dry for fire and fire ko enter house then we ko run commot for house naked! Baby life na adventure ooo" Harry stated.

Jesus wept!!!!!!!!!
"Harry" Vera couldn't control her self as she laughed and shed tears.



To be continued............
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Queen thanks for the response anything you need just order my PA will get it for you i officially crown you queen of this noble crew.

Gallant members pleaze keep the comment flowing.
How is the story so far

Noblejohn32:

Thanks Ann i appreciate pls dn't leave me alone on this journey

I tanda here

Noblejohn32:
Gallant members pleaze keep the comment flowing.
How is the story so far

You're doing well.
Harry na clown

Ann2012:


You're doing well.
Harry na clown

Thanks Ann i appreciate

Interesting series.
I had the best of its thrilling when i went through the main script.
Most of the parts of this series goes beyond imaginations but recapitulates the trying times by some evolving lovers.

I give ya a pat on the back. Nice dexterity, you could make a prolific writer.

I give ya a pat on the back. Nice dexterity, you could make a prolific writer.

Glossystar:
I give ya a pat on the back.
Nice dexterity, you could make a prolific writer.

Thanks Boss welcome on board let me order for drinks

[quote author=Glossystar post=84263430]Interesting series.
I had the best of its thrilling when i went through the main script.
Most of the parts of this series goes beyond imaginations but recapitulates the trying times by evolving lovers.

Thank you so much for the pains you took while editing my work
your comment really boosted my morale happy to have a Guru on my thread

Thanks Boss let me order for drink

Lol. From the collections, do you know the brand I take

[quote author=Glossystar post=84266713]Lol.
From the collections, do you know the brand I take

i have only alcoholic drinks in the bar pls bear with me till i restock. *to bartender* "bring one bottle of 33export beer for my boss"

Chapter 5
Savage!!!

Vera was sitted at the balcony of her dad's house with her immediate senior sister whose name was Favour. The latter schooled at the state university.
"You should be tidying up your things today" Favour said when she noticed Vera wasn't making any preparation to return to campus.
"One hunk promised to take me out" Vera said.
"Oh gist me who is the person?"
Favour said amidst gigles.
"There is one weirdo i met on the way to aunty Rose house. Very modest and funny guy but he is a stark illiterate!"
"So?"
"His name is Harry, Harry the Garri" Vera said.
"OMG!! What such of name is that?" Favour gasped.
"The guy was blunt, he asked me out for a relationship" Vera said in whispers.
"So let me get you right! You met a stark illiterate on the street and he asked you for a date and you accepted?" Favour asked in disbelief.
"There is something about that guy i need to xplore" Vera stated.
"What do you wish to xplore! Indulge me" Favour added suspiciously.
"Money tinz na" Vera stated.
"I pity you what of Smart your guy?" Favour asked.
"Dn't worry bae when i get wat i want i handsoff immediately but no one should know" Vera said in quick whispers.
"Play safe! But i thought wat Dad and your boyfriend gives you is enough?" Favour deadpaned.
"Forget joor how much does Smart has this Iphone weh pple deh hold make i follow hold am girls gast flex small" Vera purred.
"Don't punish the poor guy!" Favour said.

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"I get game weh i for bet" Peter said, he sat on the pavement at home.
"You been write am?" Harry asked.
"No i never write am" Peter replied.
Harry chuckled "if you see Mancity and Chelsea you for paper you fit recognise?" Harry fired a question.
"Garri no insult me oooo why i no for sabi" Peter fired back.
Harry immediately wrote Chelsea, Man city and Man-U on the ground. "Oya Peter come show me which one be man.u. But Harry never knew he was showing off his dumbness, he wrote 'jelsee, mamceetey, mamyou'
"Oya Peter point Chelsea for this ground.
"Harry you too deh rate me low who u be sef! U don baff! Who u epp!" Peter voiced in an angry tone.
"Bobo cheelax" Harry said stiffling his laughter.
Peter dashed out and returned with a teenager.
"Tamonu check those tinz for ground ehn correct"
Harry's face immediately flushed.
"These spellings are wrong broz" Tamonu then wrote the correct spellings.
"Which oxford version you deh use sef! English na creativity no be wetin Wole Soyinka talk u create ur own i create mine! No hard feelings" Harry stated.
"My guy u deh mad see the man God delight to punish" Peter said.

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Harry took his time to iron his clothes he sang along with Rude boy's track 'Hallelujah'.
♪Omoh today na the D-day♪
His phone rang, he picked the call and was informed by Vera that she is outside. He dresssed up and was looking fly. He met Vera looking extremely beautiful.

He retrieved his bike and made a funny pose on it. Vera hopped on and Harry rode off.

They alighted twenty minutes later at Utimanik suites. The interior decoration of the resturant made Harry smile like a fool.
"What's tickling your fancy Harry" Vera asked but he only nodded like an agama lizard. They took their seat and as ordered, Vera took coconut rice garnished with beef while Harry ordered pounded yam with vegetable soup. Half way to their meal, Harry started displaying his inborn foolishness by asking useless question.
"Can you cook like this?" Harry asked with a mouth-ful of food.
"I can even cook better" Vera answered him proudly.
"Ok how do they boil rice?" Harry fired a useless question.
His question got Vera a bit on her nerves.
"Did you bring me here to interview me on my culinary skills?" Vera asked. Harry didn't even get her question, he fired another one. "Me and you who cook pass?" Harry rattled on.
"How do you expect me to know?" Vera answered in the same vein.
It seem their date was a series of "questions and questions.
"U get patner?" Harry asked.
"What kind of patner do you mean?" Vera asked him, taking a sip of her juice.
"Patner as in G.F and B.F?" Harry clarified.
"Why are you asking?" Vera fired her question.
"I wanna know cuz i intend on embarking on a journey to sugariva" He borrowed those words from John thames titled 'If ' but his American accent sounded like yoruba.
Vera chuckled "where is Sugariva"
"It is the planet of love aloft the blue rivers" he applauded himself for his spoken english.
"Like serious! You love me?" Vera asked baffled.
"I do and i deh ready to marry you i swear" He shivered when he thought he was too straight forward.
"Get this Mr. with all due respect I'm a student i have a future i won't daint it by marrying you" Vera stated.
But she got scared when she saw the burning desire in Harry's eyes. A desire for true love. She softened. "Harry I'm sorry for raising my voice at you" She sincerely apologised.
"Don't mention na so my life deh if to say st....."
"Shhhhh Harry you can do better i see potentials in you! The way you speak shows the spirit you could enroll in a school." Vera said holding his hands.
AAATTERABLE!!!!!!!!!!!
"Go school for my age dat means i ko deh throw punch with teacher! Teacher ko be like: Affiong give to me names of trouble maker, Affiong ko write my name i ko deh shout with bass Affiong star my name, give am twenty star infact add Garri God punish u! but if i catch you for road ur body ko hear am. Affiong will submit the list to the teacher. Who is Harry the Garri! Madam call me with respect i get ur size for house teacher ko say lie down!! Me i ko say gerrarahere who u be who u epp, u don baff, who sabi ur fada for this town if dat cane touch me i ko recharge glo and etisalt for your head. OBSERVE!!! Student ko deh shout Mora! Mora!! Morality!!! Mora
Before i ko totori teacher Gboaza!! For mouth before u know blood don full every where.

Blood of God!!!!!!
Vera fell on the floor laughing, clutching her stomach.
"I didn't mean the normal conventional school there is a school for people like you" Vera said breathing hard. The laughter sapped her energy.
"So if i go skul u ko love me?" Harry asked.
Vera thought for a while " Harry go to school first we'll talk about dat later" Vera concluded.
"Vera pls will u marry me! noooo sorry! Will u date me?"
"I'll give u the reply in a weeks time let me weigh the pros and cons" Vera said staring hard at Harry.

"Vera a week na how many days?"
Gbam!!!!
"Wetin u deh laff?" Harry asked.
"Harry you are hilarious"
"Baby speak wetin me i hear! Abi u know ur boyfriend no sabi book. i fit sponsor thy education"
"Harry stop blabbing actions speak louder". An idea popped in her brain.
"Harry baby i'm in need of thirty thousand naira please" Vera pleaded in a cute voice.
"Wetin your mama chop born u! U fine die! As for the money first thing tomorrow i ko give you" Harry said.
"Serious" Vera gasped in disbelief.
"Give me ur account number tomorrow i ko land ATM! Me na Harry the Garri!!!!"















What do you think will be the outcome of Harry and Vera's relationship?
comments please......

Please, i need comments
Ghost readers identify! Ah beg

Noblejohn32:
Please, i need comments
Ghost readers identify! Ah beg

Oga, update your thread, leave comments. I know it's natural, you want to see your thread alive. You want to see comments especially to be praised and also criticised.

Unfortunately, you're putting the cart before the horse. Your updates are inconsistent to say the least, and scanty. Do your part and you'll be surprised at the followers and comments the story will get.

Nice story by the way. Just don't spoil with with inconsistent updates.

Lol thanks.
Keep on the good work more grace.

bigbauer:


Oga, update your thread, leave comments. I know it's natural, you want to see your thread alive. You want to see comments especially to be praised and also criticised.

Unfortunately, you're putting the cart before the horse. Your updates are inconsistent to say the least, and scanty. Do your part and you'll be surprised at the followers and comments the story will get.

Nice story by the way. Just don't spoil with with inconsistent updates.

I'll. Try my very best! Thanks

Glossystar:
Lol thanks.

Keep on the good work more grace.

Thanks boss

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Vera go scam Harry

Mr Garri don enter ham oo



Thanks for the update

Please i wish to apologize for the inconsistent update i promise I'll make it up to you guys.
NEPA is really giving me headache

Chapter 6
★Lobatan!!!★

★HARMONY Lodge, Uniuyo campus

Vera alighted from the taxi and the driver helped her offload her luggages.
"Hi babe" Praise screamed and hugged Vera. They looked at themselves in excitement and hugged each other again. They exchanged pleasantries with other lodge mates as they moved inside to drop their luggages.

"Babes oya i get gist" Vera said giggling.
"Tell us abeg" Praise offered.
They sat in the room that evening, the were four in number.
"There is this guy.............."


★Okon- Eket★

Harry sat with his friends the following evening.
"She talk say she ko reply me in seven days time" Harry said counting his fingers.
"She wan carry ur matter enter fasting?" Udoh asked.
"Me no sabi but i don dash am 30k make she carry lap skul" Harry said feeling high.
As if on cue, his friends laughed so hard, they even rolled on the floor.
"U give am 30k?" James asked.
"Why una deh laugh like fools na?" Harry asked baffled.
"Garri you stupid if na me been ask u for 10k everly u no for give me but see as u dash ashawo money abi u don Bleep am?" Okon commented, laughing hard.
"You deh mad! you get sense like that and you go marry woman wey deh like rabbit" Harry fired at Okon.
The statement hit Okon hard and without warning he attacked Harry but he was quickly restrained.
"Make una free me i wan chop dis fool like cabin biscuit" Okon roared trying to free himself.
"Baba you no fit touch even the cloth wey i deh wear" Harry said.
"Harry i ko wound you" an aggravated Okon roared.
"If u fit touch me make i baff naked for toilet" Harry roared.
"Make im no be, because girl commot to chop your money u ko deh insult me anyhow" Okon roared.
"Tah! me get better eye i no fit marry wetin woman use mouth vomit" Harry fired.
"Garri bet me that girl ko useless you" Okon said stretching his hands for a bet.
*****************
Harry arrived home soliloquizing about Okon's words, he made a decision to commence school.
But a question kept ringing in his mind: "Are you doing this for yourself or for a woman who you are not sure of her feelings for you".
He lay down on the bed, for the first time his hardness resolved. He felt confused, weak and dejected. His eyes was filled with tears and his heartbeat faster than normal.
Gosh! Harry is in love.
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★Harmony lodge, Uniuyo campus★

"There is this guy named Harry, he has shown interest in me but i can't date him, he is not my type" Vera concluded her narration.
They all sighed.
"You mean he gave you a huge amount of money just like that?" Victoria asked.
"He even promised to sponsor my schooling" Vera added.
Phew!
Victoria thought for a while "if Vera wishes to play around this could be her golden opportunity to get Smart"
"So Vera, will you accept him?" Victoria asked with evil intentions brewing on her mind.
"I dunno, babes what do you want me to do?" Vera asked.
"Date him jare!"