WHIZKIDEFE


I dey with u bros...

Culin:
After how many years this lit story finally makes front page, mad o!!

The real Science student , itz been a while oh, you've been around the world, i guess.

This should be the story's hat trick on front page.. No mad o!! Welcome back, dat Idoma chick, Culin!

WHIZKIDEFE:
The real Science student , itz been a while oh, you've been around the world, i guess.

This should be the story's hat trick on front page.. No mad o!! Welcome back, dat Idoma chick, Culin!

Hatrick, mad o! Thanks you boss.

Here's the update as promised.. This update is dedicated to all our old and new members, in this our small community...


Continuation (Episode 73)


The fresh air felt good while it caressed my skin as walked slowly, thinking about where to go.
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One mind said i should just go take one chilled bottle of Heneiken and pass time in lexuz bar..
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Another mind said i should goan check up on one babe that i was having a crush on in Meekest’s lodge.. The other mind was about suggesting different thing when my phone rang..
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” hello,”
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” good evening,” a female voice greeted from the other end.
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” good evening…..,” i replied trying to figure out who i the caller was.
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” i called to tell you that I’m free now, where you at?,” she replied, throwing me off balance with her reply cos i was yet to figure out who she was.
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” errmm, pls don’t be offended oh, who am i unto?,” i asked..
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” are you for real right now?,” she asked, giggling..
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I know it felt embarrassing one kine sha, but I tried to let her know it was deliberate.. All i asked for was a clue and i would figure her out. She just smiled and hung up.
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One mind say make i bone the other mind say make i call back to know who dey yan.. I dialled her number, she didn’t pick at first. I had to redial cos na me Bleep up.
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She picked at the second ring, ” so you didn’t even saved my number after i gave it you earlier right,” she said, upon answering, sounding angry.
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” I’m sowie, abeg no vex,” i replied immediately i figured she was the one that i met in her department earlier.. You nor go blame me, the brain dey process many things dat period…
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“na man wey dey reason dey scratch bear-bear (beards),” na so Burna Boy talk am.
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I admitted that she had every right to get angry over what i did.
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” you’re even kind oh, if na me i for dun block your number sef,” i teased and she jokingly threatened to block my number after the call. We later agreed to meet over the weekend before i hung up.
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I went to Meekest lodge. He and some of his lodge boys were gambling, playing whot.
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Meekest should be crowned king of gambling.. From rolling of dice, schedule with nokia torch light, whot, ps2 and Merrybet, visual n co.. He dey run all of dem. Watch out for the boy sha, he might own the biggest Casino in 9ja, someday.
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I sat close to them and watched as they played on for some time.
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” why your eyes dey red na… Abi na because of the small 1k wey you dun loose nai make you wan con cry?,” Meekest asked.
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” which kine mumu talk be dat one na, you nor wise.. who tell you say i wan cry?,” Owos fired back at Meekest..
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” you nor wan cry, why water con dey gather for your eyes?,” Meekest added. His words drew our attention to Owos and upon observation, the boy eye dey red wella. Him dey hot seat..
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One funny thing about gambling is that, you tend to calculate all the good things you could’ve done with the money you’ve lost. Na dat kine thinking dey make dem dey get pepper eye.
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You better give a loser chance at those moments cos dem go transfer aggression to you ‘ free of charge’.
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Time check *** 07:20pm**
Dafe came inside the room and dived the bed. He pulled his shirt, brought some money from his pocket and announced he would join the next game.
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” Owos, nor be small tin your babe dey perform for church since oh.. she just dey fall anyhow dey roll for ground wen dem dey pray.
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As i see as she dey fall under the anointing, i con dey pity your life. Na once i forget about my own problem and start to dey pray for you o…. cos i know say your destiny go dun remain 1-bar,” Dafe remarked and we all laughed out loud. (Dat kine wicked laugh)
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” Daflex your father!,” Owos cussed back, visibly angry. ” why you go call her my babe, I dun gist her, before” he asked, dat moment the guy fit carry d room tey stone …
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See one thing about guys life ehn, e jus too sweet. There are some days when all your guys wee decide to just be yabbing you..
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On such days, if the odds are againts you and you nor get anybody to back you up or getpunchlines to defend yourself ehn, e dun be for you be dat… That evening was Owos’ roasting day, he was the center of yabbing dat night.
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Dafe joined the next game and lost some cash to Meekest and the other guys before power was restored, (up Nepa! ) **lol**
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” omo, dis game for finish before ona comot if not, ona go refund my money wey i dun lost since..” Meekest said (red eyes sumtin).
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“Blacky which kine dirty talk be dat wan na?,” Dafe fired back..
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” you dun chop my money finish, you wan come run abi, for where….. we die here oh,” Meekest replied, looking at the other players for back up.
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” ok, ona nor wan talk abi, make ona gimme my money, ona fit continue.. i nor wan play,” Meekest replied.. “
” Or make we vote, highest number go decide if the game go continue or not.. If you want make the game continue, raise your hand,” he quickly added.
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You see Meekest, if gambling was Grammy award ehn, the boy for dun carry com 9ja oh( Back to back!) He knows all the rules n some tricks of the gamling.
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Read the complete episode in our permanent site (Efesblog .com)

lewalee, Jayslyder, stevyno1, nasbiafra, Omogbenusola, FatBest, Ikpemalueziokwu, sonickay... I greet you specially oh!

long time oooo

;Doga mi, i stil dey kampe

WHIZKIDEFE:
Front page again!!!

The tin dey do me like say na award i dey wi , back to back!

Omo, the feeling is overwhelming! E jus dey do like say Kylie Jenner accept to be my baby mama.

Even when i was very inconsistent, you guys have always been here.. Who i for dey write for if nor be ona?? Nobody! You guys are the best!

Shootout to the big 3 @Meneski, @ Ikdbarbie and @Favch.. Maybe i wouldn't have continued from the 1st page if not for your motivation n comments. Ona too much!

@Pjewelsilva, yes, she always troubles me to drop an update.. She dey even come my dream come disturb me for update sef.. Thanks for the ginger.

@Tobitrueman, broda... i nor go talk, you already know wetin dey my mind.. Thank you plenty plenty. 1 coolld Pessiiii wey dey sweat for you! Ayii

@Cue64, most times e dey be like say dem clone our mind cos, we dey always align for same direction untop most matters... King Kunta, thank you too.

@Daviesblaze used to be my personal E-bouncer, bt be like small boys dun threaten the guy, bros dun go hide..

If i nor mention your name nor vex, e mean say e dun tey wey you mark register for here (na joke oh)..

Thanks to day 1 readers and the new members of this our small community. Ona too much! So many wonderful people in here.


As a little way of showing appreciation, I'll drop a new episode in our permanent site (Efesblog .com) later in the day..

1st to comment will get 1gb subscription.
2nd and 3rd to comment will get airtime from me..

You fit be the person wey go win am oh.. No dulling.

I saw this thread on the front page and started reading yday. I got hooked. Am so glad i caught up with you guys.. Efe, u b man. God bless you gee

daviesblaze:
;Doga mi, i stil dey kampe

As you dun dey chop endorsement money, you con sideline us abi.

Welcome back, bros.

Ikpemalueziokwu:
I saw this thread on the front page and started reading yday. I got hooked. Am so glad i caught up with you guys.. Efe, u b man. God bless you gee

See voltage fess.. Hei God! Your comment just dey make me sun teeth like goat head wey dey "ukodo pepper soup".

Thanks, sir. God bless you too! You too much!

WHIZKIDEFE:
You nor be antenna oh, why i go whyne you?

Feels good to have you back! Nobody fit drag your 3rd position from you.. Dat person dun baff?

lol,Dem Neva born an sef

How far Bros...when me go get my award na

WHIZKIDEFE:
Front page again!!!

The tin dey do me like say na award i dey wi , back to back!

Omo, the feeling is overwhelming! E jus dey do like say Kylie Jenner accept to be my baby mama.

Even when i was very inconsistent, you guys have always been here.. Who i for dey write for if nor be ona?? Nobody! You guys are the best!

Shootout to the big 3 @Meneski, @ Ikdbarbie and @Favch.. Maybe i wouldn't have continued from the 1st page if not for your motivation n comments. Ona too much!

@Pjewelsilva, yes, she always troubles me to drop an update.. She dey even come my dream come disturb me for update sef.. Thanks for the ginger.

@Tobitrueman, broda... i nor go talk, you already know wetin dey my mind.. Thank you plenty plenty. 1 coolld Pessiiii wey dey sweat for you! Ayii

@Cue64, most times e dey be like say dem clone our mind cos, we dey always align for same direction untop most matters... King Kunta, thank you too.

@Daviesblaze used to be my personal E-bouncer, bt be like small boys dun threaten the guy, bros dun go hide..

If i nor mention your name nor vex, e mean say e dun tey wey you mark register for here (na joke oh)..

Thanks to day 1 readers and the new members of this our small community. Ona too much! So many wonderful people in here.


As a little way of showing appreciation, I'll drop a new episode in our permanent site (Efesblog .com) later in the day..

1st to comment will get 1gb subscription.
2nd and 3rd to comment will get airtime from me..

You fit be the person wey go win am oh.. No dulling.

Geekamon:
How far Bros...when me go get my award na

Check ur mail..

Dun ask you of number since last night. Dm me your control... Thanks

well, the word impossible is derived from the word Possible...

Impossible is nothing, a short film to demonstrate the unthinkable

also a little humor

please watch, share and enjoy.


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Sorry big man. Na me nor check my mail well. I don way bill the details give you.

WHIZKIDEFE na real nigga. Na to dey follow your updates with all loyalty.

Thanks man. You've been awesome.

WHIZKIDEFE:
Check ur mail..

Dun ask you of number since last night. Dm me your control... Thanks

Geekamon:
Sorry big man. Na me nor check my mail well. I don way bill the details give you.

I dun send your goods oh.

I don receive am Chairman. Everywhere stew...Thanks very plenty

WHIZKIDEFE:
I dun send your goods oh.

WHIZKIDEFE:
As you dun dey chop endorsement money, you con sideline us abi.

Welcome back, bros.

My Oga weldone o

from page 1 to 55 na so i just dy smile like christmas goal anhow.forget them wole soyinka,chinua achebe whizkid edafe is the real deal.my guy if literature grammy dy na u go win am all the season.
GOD BLESS YOU FOR THIS THREAD AS YOU MADE PEOPLE LAUGH WITH THIS STORY AND COME TO THINK THAT I ONLY SAW THIS THREAD WHEN IT ARRIVED ON FRONT PAGE NOT KNOWING IT EXISTED FOR TWO YEARS.and na only one warri boy fit run am.bros efe u get mouth
las las ehn warri na my country while nigerian na my state
efe is making us 4rm warri proud with this piece
warri to the world


x.me self i kum dy wonder dis my long comment sha abi i dy pay up 4 nt commenting since

i naw knw 4 d rest of una bt me i dun pack my load dy follow efe go d permanent site which is efesblog.i dy plan to even buy estate self for the permanent site

anoda tin way kum dy make me sad bsay at d time i start to read dis thread without needle be say i dun relocate go lagos.how wish na the time i dy warri i read dis thread i for flex efe 4 anywhere 4 warri except edge club
efe my og u legist pass delegit 4 oghara.anybody way say ur water no go boil.e stove naw go on and anuda tin way i wan ask u b say if u dy facebook just reply me ur username make we dy connect.i like make you my real guy 4 real life.
naqqa

nasbiafra:
from page 1 to 55 na so i just dy smile like christmas goal anhow.forget them wole soyinka,chinua achebe whizkid edafe is the real deal.my guy if literature grammy dy na u go win am all the season.
GOD BLESS YOU FOR THIS THREAD AS YOU MADE PEOPLE LAUGH WITH THIS STORY AND COME TO THINK THAT I ONLY SAW THIS THREAD WHEN IT ARRIVED ON FRONT PAGE NOT KNOWING IT EXISTED FOR TWO YEARS.and na only one warri boy fit run am.bros efe u get mouth
las las ehn warri na my country while nigerian na my state
efe is making us 4rm warri proud with this piece
warri to the world


x.me self i kum dy wonder dis my long comment sha abi i dy pay up 4 nt commenting since

Oshare! I hail o... See as you dey make my head big with flows wey dem nor dey sell for Jumia .

Thanks for the kind words and best wishes, i wish you same and more.. Na man you be, brossss. High star!

WHIZKIDEFE:


Oshare! I hail o... See as you dey make my head big with flows wey dem nor dey sell for Jumia .

Thanks for the kind words and best wishes, i wish you same and more.. Na man you be, brossss. High star!

Thanks for the mention bloodline.bigger you i pray

I finally caught up, all the way from 2017! Kudos Whizkidefe...you bam!

Chikabel:
I finally caught up, all the way from 2017! Kudos Whizkidefe...you bam!

Burst my head! Chika with the bel...

Thanks, Chikabella.. You gallant!

Take heart ehn..

Don't put all your hope in human, you nor hear word... No back up plan

Now tailor wey you give clothes dun travel for last minute.... The wicked tailor haff remove battery from phone, now that tiny voice of service provider is telling you ," the number you're trying to call is unreachable." How e con be now??

Dry cleaner wen you still give clothes dun block ur number. Painful part be say you dun pay the 2 both of dem wfor express delivery o. I wee nor laugh oh


Compliments of the season!! My people. Make ona use dis one tey press dis night. Update dey fire, suppose drop for permanent site 2mao.


Ehen, "Abeg help me look my drink, i dey come," that statement dun send many people go early grave oh... Remember say dis one na festive season and na only life you get..

If you can't finish your drink before you leave, it's best you take it along with you to wherever you're going or... Just order new one when you get back. (To avoid stories that touch)

Well, except you trust whoever you're with. Na one life oh, if you use ur hand troway dis one, you dun lose more festive seasons to come be dat oh.. (lets be guided, please)


To the "balling ballers", chairmen i hail oh! Abeg ball with sense dis period oh. Shebi you dun hear say January get 4 months inside..

Inside the January we get... 'January, January Pro, January Plus and January pro max'.. you dun see am abi.. . So if you go follow people wey nor dey pay bills do DettyDecember ehn, chest wee pain you in January oh... (i know say ona sharp)

For the baes, waka well oh. Your security and safety should come first before any outing.  Always tell someone where you're going (e get why). 

Don't meet strangers alone, go with a company and it should be in an open place... eatries, mall or bar. Anywhere you fit rasie alarm and people go fall in incase tins wan cast..

See you guys in 2020!

Happy New Year!!! My E- community.

We came through 2020, e nor easy!

Now that we are here, lemme quickly remind you that Money nor dey fall from heaven , you have to get something do to, to make ends meet and secure the bag....

Na only for dictionary nai Success for come before Work o Even for bible talk sef " Faith without work, is dead"...... E mean say if you like pray from now till 2moro, if you nor work... Nothing for you o!

Miracle dey happen o bt... You gats play your part.

Nor be to dey shout "New Year, New Me" and write resolutions full ground o.. Na to put action and work towards making those resolutions become a reality.

On a norms ehn, person nor be small pikin again oh..

We are not where we want to be yet but..... We are not where we used to be. Oluwa is involved!

Let's set goals and consciously work towards achieving greatness, this year.. ( E get why )

2020, we go dey alright!

After eating, drinking and flexing Christmas in her mum's womb the previous, she decided to come n experience New Year live and direct with her family.

Na so the babe pack her properties by January 1st, shout Happy New Year for her mumsy belle finish dat day and burst out on the 2nd of January, 1990sumtin, dat year.

She's smart and everywhere balance .. And she dun dey worry mind even b4 her 18th birthday... You've been a cool pal.

HBD, Shurley22! aka The Boss Chick.. CEO of Shearleez Empire. I wish you Long Life n Plenty Money!

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Bros, i dun drop update for permanent site now oh.

Thanks

My Life At DESPO (Continuation..) Episode 74



We got to the meekest friends lodge, lets call her Meg. When the bikeman left, Meekest said we should walk inside and ask for Meg.

” which kine mumu talk be dat one na, you just let her whole neeighbors know say boy com block her abi… nor be me and you go waka dat anyhow waka oh.

“i go kukuma wait for you here outside till you do finish, iiDddiiaaat!,” i stressed the last part as i fired back at him in reply.

” yen yen yen….. you dun rap finish? kolo!,” he said before he dialled her number.

” dis your push-and-start sense wey you get so, na very bad tin oh, so you know say you suppose call her before nai you say make we go dey ask around abi. warn yourself oh!,” i replied and we both laughed before he started talking over the phone.

” she dey come,” he said as the call ended and i gave him that ‘ you don’t have sense’ gesture before i walked away from him. I stood somewhere i could see have a clear view of those that went in and out of the lodge.

Observation matters a lot oh. I nor wan hear say ” dem shoot bird, mama fly” Area go just vex for me be dat.. **winks**

As i dey observe, i saw 2 baes and and one guy came outside. One of the babes led the trio the other 2 followed.

The she looked around, and was pressing her phone, i knew she was the one.

Meekest and the particular babe that led the trio had a bear hug(those Deeper life members type), before he shook hands with the remaining 2…

To think i was adamant to accompany him cos i thought my presence would obstruct their flow, only to meet her with extra 2 people plus me making it 5, made me smile. Dis one no be crowd, na multitude oh… ( inside life!)

“LIKE RAKE FOR GARDEN, I JUST WAN GATHER GREEN” (if you code, comment wetin e mean).

I met them up, introduced myself as Meekest bodyguard and personal assistant.

The other babe smiled but the guy do im face like bad weather, his business though… The matter be say, we dun come, we dun come..

We got inside, she offered us a seat. “better pikin, thank you joor,” i said as i sat in the only chair in the room and asked meekest to go sit with his host cos….. i was the guest there. Even it was our first time there, i was the major guest.. (shey you get) ** winks**

They got talking while i pressed my phone, and gauged the vibe in the room. My focus was on the other babe and the other guy.

I was watching them,out for any clue that would pass them off as lovers but, i nor see any sign and i decided to join the party..

” Meekest, dis your babe fine oh, na only she her mama born?,” i asked.

” na she dey there so, why you dey ask me na…..,” he replied.

” who said I’m his babe?,” she asked, with a smile on her face. The other guy left the room that moment.

Meg was in Meeskest’s department and they met at their HOD’s office when they went to submit a file.. one thing led to something and they got talking before they exchanged contacts.

” ‘Birds of a feather flock together’ see as Meg roommate fine like oyibo winch, if i date her now ehn.. I dun make am for life already be dat oh bt….” i said and they were laughing when the other guy came back.

” but what?,” the asked in unison.

” Meg dun see Meekest na, she’s forgotten courtesy demands that she’s supposed to do proper introduction,” i said, with a neutral expression,”

” I nor go vex sha, na love cause am, anyway, my name is Efe, what’s your name?”

” My name is Juliet,” she said, smiling…

“i talk am!,” i said, smiling, almost screaming and they looked at me as if my village people haff gotten me..

” wetin you talk?,” Meekest asked.

” i dun see my Juliet wey i dey find all these years na, thank God say i follow you come oh, bros,” i replied.

” But, your name is Efe nau,” Meg remarked.
” You wee nor understand, my botanical name is Romeo,” i replied, and they all laughed at loud except that other guy.

We were enjoying the moment when i got a call from my mum. She informed me that my cousin was sick and she wasn’t able to reach me. And i should try and check up on her.

Omo, i wished my number didn’t go through that moment !

FAMILY IS FAMILY! I didn’t think it twice before i announced my departure and notified them of a next visit.. (make their mind for dey).

“Hey, Juliet, oya comman give your Romeo one spanish hug for the road nau,” i said as she stood up and came for a hug.

If you see the way the other guy tey look me ehn, e just be like say i chop him night food.. ** lol**



To be continued..

You just dy refresh my memory, I wish I can write like you