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. by RighteousI: 1:10am On Jun 23, 2020
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Re: . by Kaykay999(m): 1:24am On Jun 23, 2020
grin cheesy wink
OP why she no go shit again??ehh

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Re: . by Chopmoney123: 1:29am On Jun 23, 2020
hahahahaha
Re: . by ajailer(m): 1:33am On Jun 23, 2020
this should be in the jokes section I swear......y u no want make she shit na broda?

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Re: . by McBrooklyn(m): 1:36am On Jun 23, 2020
grin Jokes..
Re: . by Tomiwa69(m): 3:20am On Jun 23, 2020
Na bby mama sure Pass... No stress..u go still av ur life to live..no drama..no Nonsense.. U fit still dey Do Another matter...Weddings are just funeral's with cakes..

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Re: . by Nobody: 3:37am On Jun 23, 2020
Tomiwa69:
Na bby mama sure Pass... No stress..u go still av ur life to live..no drama..no Nonsense.. U fit still dey Do Another matter...Weddings are just funeral's with cakes ..
grin you will not make heaven

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Re: . by HeavenlyCherub(f): 4:35am On Jun 23, 2020
RighteousI:
Of course you guys will believe that I'm trying to be sarcastic but I'm not.

If you marry these ungrateful girls all she will do for you is to shi*t in your house and spend your money.

After you have paid her bride price to her greedy in-laws and after you have married her, she will go into the toilet of the house you are paying for to shi*t. That's all these ungrateful girls give the guys in marriage.

She will come out of the toilet and ask you for money for her hair, you give her, she goes to the salon and she comes back to shi*t again in the toilet of the house you are paying for.

She will come out of the toilet and ask you for money to cook, you give her, she cooks, she eats part of the food you are paying for afterwhich she goes to shi*t in the toilet of the house you are paying for.

She will come out of the toilet and ask you for money for her business, you give her, afterwhich she goes to shi*t in the toilet of the house you are paying for.

If you you like gaining absolutely nothing from a deal, if you like losing in a deal and most importantly if like to pay for people to shi*t in the house you are paying for, then go ahead and marry these ungrateful girls.

Who hurt you?

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Re: . by tillaman(m): 4:46am On Jun 23, 2020
Seems the OP is obsessed with poop

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Re: . by iykeklef(m): 5:04am On Jun 23, 2020
U come back from work.. Bleep her. Then later she goes to the same toilet u are paying for to shit again angry

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Re: . by Nobody: 5:18am On Jun 23, 2020
This one weak me to the bone i swear grin grin cheesy

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Re: . by Nobody: 6:42am On Jun 23, 2020
hahaha.
op you no well
Re: . by Ladikwa(m): 6:46am On Jun 23, 2020
iykeklef:
U come back from work.. Bleep her. Then later she goes to the same toilet u are paying for to shit again angry


Hahahaha laugh wan kill me.
Re: . by Nobody: 7:02am On Jun 23, 2020
Carchoice:
grin you will not make heaven


Aswrrrr......

That part got me
Re: . by callmeRichie(m): 7:08am On Jun 23, 2020
Na shits dem use break OP's heartgringrin, ladies wetin we do u sefgrin. OP she nah watery shit or hard shit?grin

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Re: . by illicit(m): 7:30am On Jun 23, 2020
Shit
Re: . by wisdomkid: 7:54am On Jun 23, 2020
People are finding this funny? This guy is psycho.
Re: . by DoubleEngine007: 7:59am On Jun 23, 2020
Op you must be a comedian grin

Op dey fear him babe shit ,like covid 1.9

Re: . by Oghenerobo2002(m): 8:15am On Jun 23, 2020
angry grin grin
Re: . by SocialJustice: 8:54am On Jun 23, 2020
RighteousI:
Of course you guys will believe that I'm trying to be sarcastic but I'm not.

If you marry these ungrateful girls all she will do for you is to shi*t in your house and spend your money.

After you have paid her bride price to her greedy in-laws and after you have married her, she will go into the toilet of the house you are paying for to shi*t. That's all these ungrateful girls give the guys in marriage.

She will come out of the toilet and ask you for money for her hair, you give her, she goes to the salon and she comes back to shi*t again in the toilet of the house you are paying for.

She will come out of the toilet and ask you for money to cook, you give her, she cooks, she eats part of the food you are paying for afterwhich she goes to shi*t in the toilet of the house you are paying for.

She will come out of the toilet and ask you for money for her business, you give her, afterwhich she goes to shi*t in the toilet of the house you are paying for.

If you you like gaining absolutely nothing from a deal, if you like losing in a deal and most importantly if like to pay for people to shi*t in the house you are paying for, then go ahead and marry these ungrateful girls.
Stop dating broke girls. If you marry a girl that only knows how to shit in your toilet, it is your fault. There are high quality girls all over the place.

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Re: . by Andrew13: 9:05am On Jun 23, 2020
Is that how ur mother treat's ur father lol
Re: . by Olufemiolaolu(m): 9:30am On Jun 23, 2020
Tomiwa69:
Na bby mama sure Pass... No stress..u go still av ur life to live..no drama..no Nonsense.. U fit still dey Do Another matter...Weddings are just funeral's with cakes..
Haba! cheesy
Re: . by Nobody: 9:34am On Jun 23, 2020
wisdomkid:
People are finding this funny? This guy is psycho.
he needs therapy
Re: . by Timbers(m): 9:45am On Jun 23, 2020
wisdomkid:
People are finding this funny? This guy is psycho.
Awon mentally okay.

You're now a psychiatrist to know who is okay and who is psycho

Fvcking bigot
Re: . by Ikennamurphy: 9:52am On Jun 23, 2020
This should be in the Joke section to be honest...op don craze finish grin grin cheesy.. comedy at its best
Re: . by Oluwadare316(m): 9:55am On Jun 23, 2020
Which kind shitpost be this. I hope everything is okay.
Re: . by Startrendz9ja(m): 10:00am On Jun 23, 2020
Tomiwa69:
Na bby mama sure Pass... No stress..u go still av ur life to live..no drama..no Nonsense.. U fit still dey Do Another matter...Weddings are just funeral's with cakes..


Rick and morty
Re: . by doggedfighter(f): 10:06am On Jun 23, 2020
Op is sick
Re: . by TooMuchStuff: 10:07am On Jun 23, 2020
Op u no get Joy wallahi...!

You mean na only shiit ya brain cells fit process this wicked morning?

Pesin wey follow u chop ya food also helep u to reduce the amount of Shiit in ya system
Re: . by ekene101: 10:38am On Jun 23, 2020
jizos,I don laff sotay water commot 4 my eyes,this is d best post I've ever read in my years of been on nl,

Even as I dey vex for d whole world,op make me laff..am kinda low on funds ATM,op quote me mid-next week,I have something for u. na man u be,ur teeth complete..

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