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Elvictor:
PHCN wahala

Landlord talk and do. You sabi.

BankyGee:

Just go to our house and call his name maybe he'd show up.

*Running towards the house and panting heavily*... I no see key o

OGA LANDLORD 21+



Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.



Episode 85



Veronica: I go tell you.

I dropped the spoon and wetin be the other one name sef, fork etcetera etcetera. Hungry no really catch me that Morning, I sat back and watched her finish eating.
After she is done, she stared at me and winked. I was expecting her to tell me about her father.

Veronica: who we dey wait for again?

Me: *I feel like lifting her up and give her John Cena* you no go tell me about your father again?

Veronica: oh! *she beam* under one condition.

Me: hope no be wetin I dey think.

Veronica: wetin you dey think?

Me: go on.

Veronica: prepare two different soup for me, okro soup and egusi soup.

Me: only?

Veronica: you dey do only! no arrest me for toilet oh.

Me: *laughing* hahaha, na wetin even dey my mind.

Veronica: really?

Me: really real, because of say I wan know your father. I go cook am well...

Veronica: you know how to cook?

Me: yes na, I win bachelor of the year for two consecutive years, check my cupboard you go see the medals.

Veronica: no be your mate dey medal for marriage?

Me: na em make I say I wan marry you, will say yes to me?

Veronica: if naso you wan propose give your future wife, you already know the answer.

Me: so I fit kiss my bride?

Veronica: God forbid!

I laughed, very stubborn and annoying girl. We left the eatery in high spirit, I was ready to cook any kind of soup for her.
I drove to the market and purchased what I will use in cooking the different soups, the three distinguished honour for the egusi soup are cow meats, tilapia, chicken while the other is goat meats, fresh stock fish and lastly virgin fowl, lol.

We came to were one woman is selling the fowl, I wanted a virgin cock. I don't want to cook serial rapist for my future wife, you nofit trust all these male fowl wey dey abuse the female girl child. Before they will waive bad luck to my soon coming marriage.

Me: madam you get virgin fowl?

Seller: customer *na the first time I meet am oh!* see this one, na priest em be oh!

Me: so na how much?

Seller: three thousand naira only!

Me: you mean the two of them?

Seller: no, just one.

Me: em too cost oh! You sure say em never commot from this cage?

Veronica: baby, buy it na!

Me: no baby me oh! three thousand naira no be small money.

She buried her head in my arm, I come dey wonder if the eatery no add something extraordinary to make my babe to be acting sweet and nice.

Seller: customer no, oga your wife fine oh! handsome and beautiful couple, as na ona I go commot money. Make ona buy am three thousand five hundred naira only!

Me: madam, you dey pursue us? I go go another place oh!

Veronica: baby, buy it...am famish *she peck me*

My head turn upside down, my stingy mind started telling me am been defrauded of my money.

Seller: oga, my give you for three thousand naira last.

I paid and we took what we bought to the yard, I handed over the fowl to Anderson and instructed him to kill it right away before all these our neighbor female fowl will seduce it.

I wore apron and went inside the kitchen and started preparing my 'blow your mind' delicacy, Anderson brought in the slaughtered fowl and I noticed the intestine and the head is missing.

Me: how manage?

Anderson: wetin manage?

Me: I no see head here oh!

Anderson: oh! na one dog carry am run.

Me: the intestines nkor?

Anderson: the pikin I send make em go throw way the water mistakenly throw away am for dust bin.

Me: you go show me am later.

Anderson: python dey live for that dust bin oh, by now em don finish the intestine.

Me: oh! you go show me the snake later.

Anderson: no issues, honourable talk and do.

He left and I got down to business preparing the delicious egusi soup first, and then followed the okro soup that was easier for me.
After two hours I brought the two soups in a plate for testing.

She wore singlet and wasn't putting on any bra, damn! I didn't know I was staring at her exposed cleavage instead of dropping it on the table before her.

Veronica: you wan serve my bre*asts for the soup?

Me: *my senses calm down* no na, na my baby V I wan serve.

Veronica: better.

I kept the plates and then she washed her hand, she molded a morsel and dipped it in the egusi soup.
She squeezed her face tight and behave like someone that just ate shit or worse.

Me: wetin be that? you nodey use to soup wey sweet.

Veronica: *she swallow* who tell you say em sweet?

Me: I taste am na.

Veronica: allow me to judge na, you try. Come join me.

Me: no, Cynthia dey house?

Veronica: maybe, go check am na.

Me: I dey come.

I got up and left the room, I went inside the yard 'cause Cynthia's room is inside the main yard. The right wing facing the tank stand, immediately I stepped into the yard I heard loud voices.

I looked towards the kitchen direction and saw Mama Jack with Mama Vera quarreling.

Mama Jack: warn your daughter oh! make em leave my son alone, na only my son be the only fine boy for this area?

Mama Vera: ewwwooooohhh!! shameless woman... Wwwoooooooo! na fine my daughter go chop? warn your son make em keep that em poverty stick one place oh! I take God beg ona.

I ignored the women and headed towards Cynthia door and knocked.

Cynthia's voice: who dey there?

Me: na me.

A call came in from Madam Stella, my phone started ringing.

TBC.

U do well.. Thanks for the update

I no even know wetin to talk sef, i dey pity okoye sha. He no go expect am.

Nah madam Stella go disturb the show for honourable talk do now... anyway let wait and see... Three gbosa for OP...

they have stole the very existence of our transformer, I just had to struggle to post this. if I don't reply comments don't be angry, it just have to be this way till God knows when PHCN officers will restore our transformer.

OGA LANDLORD 21+



Episode 86





I silenced the call and completely ignored it, I wonder why the executive witch dey call me for this kind time of the day.
The hearing is tomorrow so I don't have a thing to worry about, the door creaked open and Cynthia peeped.

Me: o gini, who you borrow money from?

Cynthia: honourable talk and do *boxing the air* this one you come see me.

Me: I dey suspect you oh! who you dey dodge from?

Cynthia: you too like gossip, come inside I go tell you.

Now it is settled, no wonder she was asking who was knocking and peeping, it was unusual. Cynthia wey dey entertain visitor upadan, I entered and sat on the only couch in the room.

I suspected innovation 'cause the room now have another exquisite taste.

Me: humm.. You dey flex my house wella *I look around*

Cynthia: wetin you want make I offer you jare?

Me: no bother, but who you dey dodge from?

Cynthia: you nodey forget something, na Gideon na. The guy toasting na entirely different world.

Me: I wan ask you something.

Cynthia: wetin be that?

Me: talk truth, you dey vex as your friend and I dey together.

Cynthia: no, I no get reasons to.

Me: question two, you know about her parents?

Cynthia: she say make I no tell you

Me: me? aaahh! Cynthia, me and you wey be five and six?

Cynthia: go ask your girlfriend na.

Me: but talk truth, which of the river goddess give you that girl as friend?

Cynthia: I been go swim for river, I come see am along the river bank. From there we become friends.

Me: you mean say she be mammy water?

Cynthia: who tell you?

Me: no be wetin you mean?

She started laughing, I no blame her at all. Cynthia refused to tell me anything about Veronica's parents. I gave up and returned to the room, I saw the plates on the table and half eaten food, I saw a written paper on the bed.

I got hold of the paper and my hand shook as I glanced at the content, my heart ache suddenly and my head sparked. I felt like the dome of the room fell on me, I choked with emotion when I wanted to speak.

Me: Verooo! *I scream*

I panicked, I used seven trials to pick up my car keys.
When I got to the door and I was about turning the door handle I started hearing someone whistling in the bathroom and the sounds of shower.

I sneak like person wey wan thief fowl from another person door and opened the bathroom door, I find my girlfriend naked under the shower smiling at me.
Wetin hungry me that time na to fold am put inside the WC then flush am enter soakaway.

Me: na you write that thing?

Veronica: yes na.

Me: I no remember when I put weed for the food.

She caressed her brea-sts and directed my eyes below, my eyes started dancing come below. The anger and anxiety that was making my heart beat earlier disappeared and konji with his brothers attacked me mercilessly, my hard di-ck rose like soldier in my boxer.

Veronica: *she wink at me* come join me.

With speed of light my trouser and gborgbortigbor escaped from my body, I returned to Adam and joined her closing the bathroom door.

Veronica: boffie, why you too like fu-ck ehhnn?

Me: na you spoil me.

Veronica: tarh! ashewo like you.

Me: for your sake I go be ashewo.

She crossed her hands around my waist and captured my lips, our lips locked and tingling feelings rose within me.
Making me hungry for more, my both hands mounted on her breachester and fondl-ed it slowly as the water dropped on our bodies.

She wrapped her soft palm around my hard rod and I nestled two fingers in her we-t hole, I ended the kiss and dropped soft kisses on her face then leaned towards her earlobe and su-cked there.

She jerked like someone that they tortori, she giggled as I repeated the action.
She captured my lips again and we entered into tongue battle, she broke the kiss and asked me to make love to her.

I scooped her off from the tiled bathroom floor and took her to the bed, I laid her on the bed and mounted on top of her.
I drove in with one powerful thru-st and she welcomed me with exciting warm feelings down there.

We kissed and entered three different world of pleasure, every thru-sts brough different ringing tone to my ears before she finally picked the call and we clima-xed. I rolled off breathing heavily.

Veronica: you are so sweet! *breathing heavily*

Me: na today you know?

She got up from the bed and walked naked with the used plates to the kitchen, I didn't even know my phone was ringing until she disappeared from my sight.
I stared at my phone the light was on, twenty missed calls from Madam Stella.

A new message entered my phone, she threatened to kill Veronica if I don't come to the hotel address after twenty minutes.

I jumped down from the bed and quickly dress up, just then Veronica entered back to the room.

Veronica: why you dey hurry like this?

Me: something happen.

Veronica: wetin happen?

Me: I go tell you when I come back.

I pecked her and hurried out of the door, I came out of the yard and met Anderson with some of my tenants playing table tenants.
They hailed me and I responded, I remembered something.

Me: Anderson, carry some boys go kill the python wey chop the chicken.

Anderson: by God grace Chima and Isaac with me go kill am.

Me: come *he walk nearer to me, I place my hand on his head* the grace of God dey upon you now, goan kill the python.

TBC..

Madam Stella no go kill honourable

Something must kill a man, nah Toto go kill this honourable...

Elvictor:
they have stole the very existence of our transformer, I just had to struggle to post this. if I don't reply comments don't be angry, it just have to be this way till God knows when PHCN officers will restore our transformer.

Sorry about that... but as Honourable talk and do wey you be, you suppose just close eye buy the transformer o

Ayanfe29:


Sorry about that... but as Honourable talk and do wey you be, you suppose just close eye buy the transformer o

lwkmd.. transformer no follow for my manifesto

OGA LANDLORD 21+




Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.




Episode 87




Anderson: just like that?

Me: yes na, or you need bomb with guns to kill common snake?

Anderson: boys!

Chima & Isaac: nobody be your boy here oh!

Me: make sure say ona kill am oh, I wonder which kind snake dey chop fowl if no be human being.

I turned and left, I didn't take my car with me because my instincts was totally against it and since am going to meet Governor's wife.
Moving around town with the car will attract more attention and those jobless journalist wey dey fine how to 'cause scandal go use that opportunity.

I waved a bike and he stopped, I hopped in and he started the bike.

Okada-man: oga where you dey go?

Me: drop me for junction there, I wan take motor.

Okada-man: oga, you resemble that man wey dey show for television.

Me: which man be that?

He started the bike and we were moving, the breeze was colossal. I balanced well to see wetin dey for front since I tall pass the man, but any passenger wey no tall pass the bike-man consider yourself short no vex.

Bike-man: the young man wey wan contest for honourable.

Me: oh!

Bike-man: em good oh! old men just dey drag power upadan dey rule us anyhow, thank God young person don enter seat to change somethings.

I kept quiet and studied the man and also discovered that he was old, maybe he is talking from the burnt pot of jealousy or hassles of life.
He dropped me at the junction and I boarded a drop.

My phone rang and I glanced at the screen, it was Madam Stella.

Madam Stella: where are you?

Me: I don almost reach.

I got to the junction of the street and asked the driver to stop me, I came down and trekked to the usual place. I saw it deserted as usual, I wonder if na the woman get this place and anytime she wan use am work go pause.

I only met the gateman and some securities outside, them sabi me already so no one bothered to question me. I waka go the usual room and met Madam Stella on towel with shower cap, her skin looked fresh and she looked like a damsel ripe enough to be eaten.

Me: sweetheart, this is risky, what if someone dey trail me?

Madam Stella: I know.

She beamed and walked towards the side table swaying her big bu-ttocks, she picked up her phone and dialed a number and placed the call on loudspeaker.

Voice: mama de mama.

Madam Stella: Spider, how far?

Voice: na Okoye send am.

Madam Stella: delete.

I heard three straight gun shots and a loud groan which meant that the person caught had been killed instanta, the funny thing be say Madam Stella seem like someone who doesn't even regard killing as anything.

She wore a se-x me smile and dropped down her towel, her round fair firm bre-ats stood firm with her ni-pples pointing at me. I scrolled my eyes down her shaved pu-ssy and I swallowed loving the red toto am seeing.

Madam Stella: stop staring and come have it raw.

I quickly pulled my shirt and trouser, make sure am naked with my di-ck swaying.
She turned and gave me her bu-ttocks, I placed a palm on her back and she got the message.

She bent and held her toes her a-ss pushed upward and the lips of her red pu-ssy spread, I rubbed my di-ck in the entrance making sure it was we-t enough as I kept fo-ndling her bre-asts.

I drove in with one powerful thru-st, moving my waist as I groa-ned loving the way her pu-ssy wall tightened around my di-ck. I grabbed her bre-asts and fu-ck her hard, and faster.

Madam Stella: aaahhh! oh! gawd!! yes!! yes! aaahh! harder aahh!!

Me: aaahh! ahhh!! *kpaa! Kpaaa!! our skins slapping*

I didn't know how long we were at it, she pushed me to the bed and mounted me.
She rode me till we both climaxed, I was so tired after the se-x.

I didn't know when I slept off later Veronica called me, I hurriedly dress and left the room leaving Madam Stella sleeping.
I came out of the Guest House and called her telling her were I am, it was getting late.

She asked me to wait in the street and the thing shocked me sha... I saw my own car moving towards me and I guess she was the one who was driving, I come dey wonder who teach am how to drive.

She slowed down and wound down the side mirror, she was looking beautiful as usual.

Veronica: baby, hop in.

Me: no be small baby.

I opened the door and entered, she drove me to a beach and took me to were the river is.
It was getting late and loud music and people's voices were heard from distance, they were partying hard since it was Sunday.

We sat close to the river enjoying the moonlight, I looked at my girlfriend and I admired the way the silver light of the moon shone on her beautiful face.

Veronica: you know why the moonlight always look beautiful around river side?

Me: I no know.

Veronica: I know say you no go know, you no too dey bright.

Me: you come ask me? I dey bright.

Veronica: I see your NCE certificate.

Na the useless HOD made me come out second class lower, I didn't know I was fu-cking his cousin around campus till the man nearly fry my grade with em no mercy frying pan.
Nobody advice me to leave the girl alone, run.

Me: just tell me.

Veronica: my help your life, once upon a time the moon goddess felt lonely. She was looking for true happiness when Ice king learnt of this, he went up to the Moon to win the goddess heart.
Sun the one betrothed to Moon was very arrogant and proud, instead of him going to the Moon he demanded that the Moon should come and see him.
So the King of Ice took this opportunity and won the heart of Moon, Moon was deeply in love with Ice.
When Sun learnt of this, he was enraged and he stroke the Ice who melted to bodies of water, Moon was heartbroken and hid in darkness all her life and whenever the Sun tried to dry up the whole water bodies she will rise and fight the Sun. Na em make we get solar eclipse?

Me: who be your literature teacher? You suppose get F20 for Literature.

Veronica: *she laugh sweetly* I no go school for Nigeria.

TBC...

Elvictor:
OGA LANDLORD 21+




Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.




Episode 87




Anderson: just like that?

Me: yes na, or you need bomb with guns to kill common snake?

Anderson: boys!

Chima & Isaac: nobody be your boy here oh!

Me: make sure say ona kill am oh, I wonder which kind snake dey chop fowl if no be human being.

I turned and left, I didn't take my car with me because my instincts was totally against it and since am going to meet Governor's wife.
Moving around town with the car will attract more attention and those jobless journalist wey dey fine how to 'cause scandal go use that opportunity.

I waved a bike and he stopped, I hopped in and he started the bike.

Okada-man: oga where you dey go?

Me: drop me for junction there, I wan take motor.

Okada-man: oga, you resemble that man wey dey show for television.

Me: which man be that?

He started the bike and we were moving, the breeze was colossal. I balanced well to see wetin dey for front since I tall pass the man, but any passenger wey no tall pass the bike-man consider yourself short no vex.

Bike-man: the young man wey wan contest for honourable.

Me: oh!

Bike-man: em good oh! old men just dey drag power upadan dey rule us anyhow, thank God young person don enter seat to change somethings.

I kept quiet and studied the man and also discovered that he was old, maybe he is talking from the burnt pot of jealousy or hassles of life.
He dropped me at the junction and I boarded a drop.

My phone rang and I glanced at the screen, it was Madam Stella.

Madam Stella: where are you?

Me: I don almost reach.

I got to the junction of the street and asked the driver to stop me, I came down and trekked to the usual place. I saw it deserted as usual, I wonder if na the woman get this place and anytime she wan use am work go pause.

I only met the gateman and some securities outside, them sabi me already so no one bothered to question me. I waka go the usual room and met Madam Stella on towel with shower cap, her skin looked fresh and she looked like a damsel ripe enough to be eaten.

Me: sweetheart, this is risky, what if someone dey trail me?

Madam Stella: I know.

She beamed and walked towards the side table swaying her big bu-ttocks, she picked up her phone and dialed a number and placed the call on loudspeaker.

Voice: mama de mama.

Madam Stella: Spider, how far?

Voice: na Okoye send am.

Madam Stella: delete.

I heard three straight gun shots and a loud groan which meant that the person caught had been killed instanta, the funny thing be say Madam Stella seem like someone who doesn't even regard killing as anything.

She wore a se-x me smile and dropped down her towel, her round fair firm bre-ats stood firm with her ni-pples pointing at me. I scrolled my eyes down her shaved pu-ssy and I swallowed loving the red toto am seeing.

Madam Stella: stop staring and come have it raw.

I quickly pulled my shirt and trouser, make sure am naked with my di-ck swaying.
She turned and gave me her bu-ttocks, I placed a palm on her back and she got the message.

She bent and held her toes her a-ss pushed upward and the lips of her red pu-ssy spread, I rubbed my di-ck in the entrance making sure it was we-t enough as I kept fo-ndling her bre-asts.

I drove in with one powerful thru-st, moving my waist as I groa-ned loving the way her pu-ssy wall tightened around my di-ck. I grabbed her bre-asts and fu-ck her hard, and faster.

Madam Stella: aaahhh! oh! gawd!! yes!! yes! aaahh! harder aahh!!

Me: aaahh! ahhh!! *kpaa! Kpaaa!! our skins slapping*

I didn't know how long we were at it, she pushed me to the bed and mounted me.
She rode me till we both climaxed, I was so tired after the se-x.

I didn't know when I slept off later Veronica called me, I hurriedly dress and left the room leaving Madam Stella sleeping.
I came out of the Guest House and called her telling her were I am, it was getting late.

She asked me to wait in the street and the thing shocked me sha... I saw my own car moving towards me and I guess she was the one who was driving, I come dey wonder who teach am how to drive.

She slowed down and wound down the side mirror, she was looking beautiful as usual.

Veronica: baby, hop in.

Me: no be small baby.

I opened the door and entered, she drove me to a beach and took me to were the river is.
It was getting late and loud music and people's voices were heard from distance, they were partying hard since it was Sunday.

We sat close to the river enjoying the moonlight, I looked at my girlfriend and I admired the way the silver light of the moon shone on her beautiful face.

Veronica: you know why the moonlight always look beautiful around river side?

Me: I no know.

Veronica: I know say you no go know, you no too dey bright.

Me: you come ask me? I dey bright.

Veronica: I see your NCE certificate.

Na the useless HOD made me come out second class lower, I didn't know I was fu-cking his cousin around campus till the man nearly fry my grade with em no mercy frying pan.
Nobody advice me to leave the girl alone, run.

Me: just tell me.

Veronica: my help your life, once upon a time the moon goddess felt lonely. She was looking for true happiness when Ice king learnt of this, he went up to the Moon to win the goddess heart.
Sun the one betrothed to Moon was very arrogant and proud, instead of him going to the Moon he demanded that the Moon should come and see him.
So the King of Ice took this opportunity and won the heart of Moon, Moon was deeply in love with Ice.
When Sun learnt of this, he was enraged and he stroke the Ice who melted to bodies of water, Moon was heartbroken and hid in darkness all her life and whenever the Sun tried to dry up the whole water bodies she will rise and fight the Sun. Na em make we get solar eclipse?

Me: who be your literature teacher? You suppose get F20 for Literature.

Veronica: *she laugh sweetly* I no go school for Nigeria.

TBC...

Something is telling me that Vero is the gov's daughter o...

Story unfolding sha

superability:


Something is telling me that Vero is the gov's daughter o...

Story unfolding sha

I thought as much or the girl na security intelligency personnel.

superability:


Something is telling me that Vero is the gov's daughter o...

Story unfolding sha

Haba bro must u quote d whole episode?

ceecane2:

Haba bro must u quote d whole episode?

Oga I'm sorry o... I will only quote just ur comment next time

Thanks for the little update

arfezces:
Thanks for the little update

shoot me, lwkmd

OGA LANDLORD 21+




Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.




Episode 88



My breathe caught in my throat and I turned to look at her sharply, we both were sitting close to the river under the moonlight.

Me: why you sabi pidgin well well?

Veronica: *laughing* I think say you go even ask better thing.

Me: na better question be that.

Veronica: when the time is right, I go tell you everything.

She smiled and assured me with smile, leaned on my shoulder. I inhaled her scent and her words "when the time is right" replayed in my head, which one be when the time is right, this girl ehnn...

Me: so wetin do this time?

I heard soft snore beside me and I laughed, the person I dey ask don even sleep.
It was getting cold and I no even bring jacket to cover her, I carried her in my arms. This girl heavy I swear, everywhere food food.

I took two steps balancing and holding her tightly close to me, no wonder oyigbo men dey fall in love with slim and weightless girls so that them no godey experience wetin I dey experience now.

She tightened her hold around my neck and I frowned, the heavy steps I was making was dragging all the energy in my body.
I saw her lips twitched and this one dey smile for sleep, which kind sleep be this?

I freed the arm holding her legs and her legs landed on the ground, I looked closely at her face and realized the girl was acting the sleep.

Me: you better wake up oh! I go just leave you for here.

Veronica: *she open her eyes* which kind human being you? you nofit act sweet.

Me: you wan waka make we dey go house or you want my act sweet?

Veronica: the latter.

Me: you too heavy.

Veronica: but when you wan fu.... *I cover her mouth with my palm*

Me: you wan announce am to everybody say we don do?

Veronica: baby, carry me for back please.

She started acting cute like a little child that needed favour, tugging at my shirt.

Me: oya, let me back you.

Veronica: that is why I love you.

Me: pause, so if I no back you, you no go love me.

Veronica: who talk like that.

Me: oya enter.

I bent and she went behind me, I felt her soft breastchester pressed on my back and the cold I felt earlier suddenly disappeared.
I held her flawless laps and lifted her up, I stood and walked on the sand that was stalling my pace.

two hungry looking models that came out from the partying crowd walked towards us, them no even pass us before them gossip.

Hungry model1: naso them dey do.

Hungry model2: em go still end in tears.

Veronica: *shouting* leave gossip, go chop well before breeze go carry you go back to 90s oh!

She was energetic and bouncing behind me screaming happily at my back, when I dey suffer. We men dey suffer for relationship oh, I was so happy when we booked a hotel room.

I quickly took my bath and ordered for wears to appear in court tomorrow, then jumped on the bed and drifted to dreamland.
I woke up the next day feeling tired, I stepped out of the bed and glanced at the sleeping beauty on the bed.

One mind said I shouldn't trust her while the other want me to, I nofit wait to know her better.
I went inside the bathroom took my bath and brush, the delivery man brought in the wears and I dressed up.
Veronica was up when the breakfast came.

Veronica: I wan travel back.

Me: *I feel like say somebody pinch my heart* to where?

Veronica: *she smile* my State, my off days don finish.

Me: so you dey work?

Veronica: I be boss lady na.

Me: I hear you, o shey boss lady.

I drove myself to the court and I actually arrived late because them don dey even enter the court, I climbed the verandah of the court room when I sighted Mr. Okoye shaking hands with small men.

Ugochukwu have already gone in with the governor, me sef be wan follow them when Okoye blocked me smiling and stretched his hand for a shake, I took it and beamed.

Okoye: *low voice* you just do wetin I keep for you after election.

Me: *low voice* the earlier the better.

Okoye: *raise his voice laughing* hahaha! this my friend.

Me: *I raise my own and I laugh* hahaha, how we go do am.

The press are just in time to capture the moment, I entered the court and my lawyer presented all the evidence I gathered for the corruption charges with the help of the Governor and some staffs of the Local Government.

Before I know jury's play don start, big big grammar flying upadan in the court room. I no even understand anything, next time I go come with dictionary.
My lawyer go bomb my ear with grammar the other one go explode my ear, their two argue like say tomorrow nodey.

My phone just dey vibrate for my pocket, I didn't realized I was been called until the Judge announced that the case should be investigated, I brought out my phone quickly saw lots of missed calls from Veronica.

The Governor and I with Ugochukwu came out discussing the out-come, I excused myself and called Veronica.

Me: my baby for life, what'sup?

Veronica: come your yard now, is urgent.

She ended the call surprising me, I quickly got into the car and drove to my yard.
I opened my door and met Veronica in tears, I looked at the table and saw the picture of the witch with a child and some medical papers..

I no need anybody to tell me, this woman don 'cause trouble for me again.

TBC...

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Honourable talk and do, your own don be

Ah! Aisha na true definition of badluck..

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Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.




Episode 89



Veronica swiped away the tears staining her cheeks with the back of her palm, she got up and walked to the window staring outside. I swallowed as I looked at her back and swept my eyes on the contents that is on the table.

The witch even snapped enough photos with her pikin, and she even attached medical reports proving that am the biological father, so the impotent General no lie after all. But I still confuse wetin she wan gain from all these madness.

Veronica: is it true?

Me: *for my life yes never hard like this* y... Y..es, but I can explain.

Veronica turned and looked at me, she shook her head and walked towards me, she embraced me and my heart jumped. Hope someone no go poison me oh!

Veronica: you don't need to.

Me: you mean am?

I shifted her from my warmth embrace and placed my two hands on her shoulders, looked searchingly into her eyes to see any trace of, no trust this babe oh!

Me: lemme tell you who she is.

Veronica: are you sure?

Me: yes, sit down.

We both sat on the bed and I cleared my throat, to give her the best version of the story.

I narrated how I met Aisha and I garnished it with some lies, I told her that Aisha came to my shop for partnership. She later drugged me when we were alone in my office, I woke up to find myself tempered down there.

Me: I threatened to report the matter to police, the woman lie go give her husband say I rape her. The man no even ask as na General na, I be just common landlord. Them drag me like goat go barrack then give me corporal punishment that I will never forget in my entire life, you fit ask Ugochukwu.

Veronica: sorry. *she hug me*

Me: *we disengage* em no matter, am not leaving you for any baby mama.

Veronica: I love you *she lean for a kiss*

Me: *I capture her lips, we end the kiss after awhile* dey cry everyday..

Veronica: why?

Me: so that I go dey get steady kiss.

Veronica: you no serious.

Me: I serious oh!

She got up and adjusted her dress, this kind make up suppose end for bed. Why this girl come stand up na.

Me: stay small na, this travel sef.

Veronica: I go call you *she peck me*

Grabbed her hand bag and left, na so this woman for spoil my sweet relationship.
I picked up my phone and called Anderson.

Me: where you dey?

Anderson's voice: I dey office.

Me: which day you get job?

Anderson's voice: Bet9ja office.

Me: na now you come, rush come yard now now.

Anderson's voice: I dey.. No give Man U two goals oh, na you go score am?

Me: come now now oh!

Anderson's voice: ehnn.. I dey on my way, never print am ..

I ended the call before I will be the reason someone's copy didn't win.
I tossed my phone on the bed and lie down, my phone rang and it was call from Ugochukwu. I picked the call.

Me: how far na?

Ugochukwu: where you dey?

Me: I dey for yard.

Ugochukwu: o boy I don see gobe oh!

Me: wetin happen?

Ugochukwu: I go tell you when you show up.

Me: I go come that side for Evening, I wan first go see Aisha after now.

Ugochukwu: you and this your modern Eve, I no go follow you oh!

Me: no shakings, na only woman she be and her bulldog don die.

Ugochukwu: only woman? She no fall into that category oh! she dey for the category wey them say fear women and live long.

Me: I dey go see my pikin.

Ugochukwu: waaooohh!! daddy Victor.

Me: yes, son.

Ugochukwu: may you go see your pikin and come back in peace.

Me: amen.

Ugochukwu: later na.

He hung up and I quickly dialed Aisha's number, she picked quickly so the witch dey even expect my call.

Aisha's voice: this one you call, hope am safe.

You are not safe at all, expect nuclear bomb to be lunched at your house.

Me: maybe, I wan see you.

Aisha's voice: come to my house.

Me: why?

Aisha's voice: I will send you the address.

She hung up not giving me chance to protest, after some minutes my phone beeped a message appeared. The witch address, and she even live for GRA oh! she get levels, the door opened and Anderson jumped in like okoro.

Anderson: honourable talk and do, I don show.

Me: you go help me do something.

Anderson: anything for Honourable talk and do, I go do am. Just mention.

Me: you go help me hire one dyna.

Anderson: chiaa! you don scatter my head, so how many cow you wan buy?

Me: you be cow?

Anderson: how?

Me: because na you go enter there.

TBC..

Reading each and every update full of smiles on my face.. Sense no go kill Honourable Talk and Do. Thanks for the update, looking forward to the next, next and next...

keep the story coming!!!

Lakesc:
Reading each and every update full of smiles on my face.. Sense no go kill Honourable Talk and Do. Thanks for the update, looking forward to the next, next and next...

oh... yeaaahh!!

sheriffk:
keep the story coming!!!

yes, sir!