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Commentor:
Because I called him the deadlocked guy?

MTCHEWW!

Commentor:
E pain am.

Seyi Rhodes can never be a beggar.

He hurt your ministry fraud real bad.

He came begging. I met the fool begging Dr. Sign Fireman for something or else he will defame the church. Ask the goat, he was so wretched when he came. If not for Dr. Sign Fireman, hunger would have killed him. Unprofessional man. Look at what they did to him at Christ Embassy. They beat and pushed the fool out of the church.

Commentor:
Just a statement of fact.

YOU! HMM... I LIKE YOUR WAY

frankdavidson:
SO YOU ARE A MONITORING COMMENTOR? CHAI, YOU NO GET WORK OH! YOU EVEN SHOW ME EVERYTHING? EIYA

No work. Jobless set of dumb brains.

Commentor:
Fake .

Fake because a picture was taken of the internet. Commentor, you're officially the leader of the daft and stupid department. I thought kobojunkie was the leader but I have seen someone else.

Nike2015:
He came begging. I met the fool begging Dr. Sign Fireman for something or else he will defame the church. Ask the goat, he was so wretched when he came. If not for Dr. Sign Fireman, hunger would have killed him. Unprofessional man. Look at what they did to him at Christ Embassy. They beat and pushed the fool out of the church.

Hahahaha.

A guy that works for channel 4 in UK, having syndicated documentaries is broke?

Kobojunkie:
LOL.... Gathered for the Kingdom of God? Where? You said they are gathered for a miracle. And by that, great crowds also gather during the Superbowl in stadiums... the overflow is unbelievable in those cases.

I said:

GREAT MIRACLES BRING A GREAT CROWD!


John 11:1-47
[1]Now a certain man was sick, named Lazarus, of Bethany, the town of Mary and her sister Martha.

[2](It was that Mary which anointed the Lord with ointment, and wiped his feet with her hair, whose brother Lazarus was sick.)

[3]Therefore his sisters sent unto him, saying, Lord, behold, he whom thou lovest is sick.

[4]When Jesus heard that, he said, This sickness is not unto death, but for the glory of God, that the Son of God might be glorified thereby.

[5]Now Jesus loved Martha, and her sister, and Lazarus.

[6]When he had heard therefore that he was sick, he abode two days still in the same place where he was.

[7]Then after that saith he to his disciples, Let us go into Judaea again.

[8]His disciples say unto him, Master, the Jews of late sought to stone thee; and goest thou thither again?

[9]Jesus answered, Are there not twelve hours in the day? If any man walk in the day, he stumbleth not, because he seeth the light of this world.

[10]But if a man walk in the night, he stumbleth, because there is no light in him.

[11]These things said he: and after that he saith unto them, Our friend Lazarus sleepeth; but I go, that I may awake him out of sleep.

[12]Then said his disciples, Lord, if he sleep, he shall do well.

[13]Howbeit Jesus spake of his death: but they thought that he had spoken of taking of rest in sleep.

[14]Then said Jesus unto them plainly, Lazarus is dead.

[15]And I am glad for your sakes that I was not there, to the intent ye may believe; nevertheless let us go unto him.

[16]Then said Thomas, which is called Didymus, unto his fellowdisciples, Let us also go, that we may die with him.

[17]Then when Jesus came, he found that he had lain in the grave four days already.

[18]Now Bethany was nigh unto Jerusalem, about fifteen furlongs off:

[19]And many of the Jews came to Martha and Mary, to comfort them concerning their brother.

[20]Then Martha, as soon as she heard that Jesus was coming, went and met him: but Mary sat still in the house.

[21]Then said Martha unto Jesus, Lord, if thou hadst been here, my brother had not died.

[22]But I know, that even now, whatsoever thou wilt ask of God, God will give it thee.

[23]Jesus saith unto her, Thy brother shall rise again.

[24]Martha saith unto him, I know that he shall rise again in the resurrection at the last day.

[25]Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live:

[26]And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?

[27]She saith unto him, Yea, Lord: I believe that thou art the Christ, the Son of God, which should come into the world.

[28]And when she had so said, she went her way, and called Mary her sister secretly, saying, The Master is come, and calleth for thee.

[29]As soon as she heard that, she arose quickly, and came unto him.

[30]Now Jesus was not yet come into the town, but was in that place where Martha met him.

[31]The Jews then which were with her in the house, and comforted her, when they saw Mary, that she rose up hastily and went out, followed her, saying, She goeth unto the grave to weep there.

[32]Then when Mary was come where Jesus was, and saw him, she fell down at his feet, saying unto him, Lord, if thou hadst been here, my brother had not died.

[33]When Jesus therefore saw her weeping, and the Jews also weeping which came with her, he groaned in the spirit, and was troubled,

[34]And said, Where have ye laid him? They said unto him, Lord, come and see.

[35]Jesus wept.

[36]Then said the Jews, Behold how he loved him!

[37]And some of them said, Could not this man, which opened the eyes of the blind, have caused that even this man should not have died?

[38]Jesus therefore again groaning in himself cometh to the grave. It was a cave, and a stone lay upon it.

[39]Jesus said, Take ye away the stone. Martha, the sister of him that was dead, saith unto him, Lord, by this time he stinketh: for he hath been dead four days.

[40]Jesus saith unto her, Said I not unto thee, that, if thou wouldest believe, thou shouldest see the glory of God?

[41]Then they took away the stone from the place where the dead was laid. And Jesus lifted up his eyes, and said, Father, I thank thee that thou hast heard me.

[42]And I knew that thou hearest me always: but because of the people which stand by I said it, that they may believe that thou hast sent me.

[43]And when he thus had spoken, he cried with a loud voice, Lazarus, come forth.

[44]And he that was dead came forth, bound hand and foot with graveclothes: and his face was bound about with a napkin. Jesus saith unto them, Loose him, and let him go.

[45]Then many of the Jews which came to Mary, and had seen the things which Jesus did, believed on him.

[46]But some of them went their ways to the Pharisees, and told them what things Jesus had done.

[47]Then gathered the chief priests and the Pharisees a council, and said, What do we? for this man doeth many miracles.

Commentor:
Hahahaha.

A guy that works for channel 4 in UK, having syndicated documentaries is broke?

HE'S YOUR UNCLE? DADA PEOPLE

John 11:1-47
[1]Now a certain man was sick, named Lazarus, of Bethany, the town of Mary and her sister Martha.

[2](It was that Mary which anointed the Lord with ointment, and wiped his feet with her hair, whose brother Lazarus was sick.)

[3]Therefore his sisters sent unto him, saying, Lord, behold, he whom thou lovest is sick.

[4]When Jesus heard that, he said, This sickness is not unto death, but for the glory of God, that the Son of God might be glorified thereby.

[5]Now Jesus loved Martha, and her sister, and Lazarus.

[6]When he had heard therefore that he was sick, he abode two days still in the same place where he was.

[7]Then after that saith he to his disciples, Let us go into Judaea again.

[8]His disciples say unto him, Master, the Jews of late sought to stone thee; and goest thou thither again?

[9]Jesus answered, Are there not twelve hours in the day? If any man walk in the day, he stumbleth not, because he seeth the light of this world.

[10]But if a man walk in the night, he stumbleth, because there is no light in him.

[11]These things said he: and after that he saith unto them, Our friend Lazarus sleepeth; but I go, that I may awake him out of sleep.

[12]Then said his disciples, Lord, if he sleep, he shall do well.

[13]Howbeit Jesus spake of his death: but they thought that he had spoken of taking of rest in sleep.

[14]Then said Jesus unto them plainly, Lazarus is dead.

[15]And I am glad for your sakes that I was not there, to the intent ye may believe; nevertheless let us go unto him.

[16]Then said Thomas, which is called Didymus, unto his fellowdisciples, Let us also go, that we may die with him.

[17]Then when Jesus came, he found that he had lain in the grave four days already.

[18]Now Bethany was nigh unto Jerusalem, about fifteen furlongs off:

[19]And many of the Jews came to Martha and Mary, to comfort them concerning their brother.

[20]Then Martha, as soon as she heard that Jesus was coming, went and met him: but Mary sat still in the house.

[21]Then said Martha unto Jesus, Lord, if thou hadst been here, my brother had not died.

[22]But I know, that even now, whatsoever thou wilt ask of God, God will give it thee.

[23]Jesus saith unto her, Thy brother shall rise again.

[24]Martha saith unto him, I know that he shall rise again in the resurrection at the last day.

[25]Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live:

[26]And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?

[27]She saith unto him, Yea, Lord: I believe that thou art the Christ, the Son of God, which should come into the world.

[28]And when she had so said, she went her way, and called Mary her sister secretly, saying, The Master is come, and calleth for thee.

[29]As soon as she heard that, she arose quickly, and came unto him.

[30]Now Jesus was not yet come into the town, but was in that place where Martha met him.

[31]The Jews then which were with her in the house, and comforted her, when they saw Mary, that she rose up hastily and went out, followed her, saying, She goeth unto the grave to weep there.

[32]Then when Mary was come where Jesus was, and saw him, she fell down at his feet, saying unto him, Lord, if thou hadst been here, my brother had not died.

[33]When Jesus therefore saw her weeping, and the Jews also weeping which came with her, he groaned in the spirit, and was troubled,

[34]And said, Where have ye laid him? They said unto him, Lord, come and see.

[35]Jesus wept.

[36]Then said the Jews, Behold how he loved him!

[37]And some of them said, Could not this man, which opened the eyes of the blind, have caused that even this man should not have died?

[38]Jesus therefore again groaning in himself cometh to the grave. It was a cave, and a stone lay upon it.

[39]Jesus said, Take ye away the stone. Martha, the sister of him that was dead, saith unto him, Lord, by this time he stinketh: for he hath been dead four days.

[40]Jesus saith unto her, Said I not unto thee, that, if thou wouldest believe, thou shouldest see the glory of God?

[41]Then they took away the stone from the place where the dead was laid. And Jesus lifted up his eyes, and said, Father, I thank thee that thou hast heard me.

[42]And I knew that thou hearest me always: but because of the people which stand by I said it, that they may believe that thou hast sent me.

[43]And when he thus had spoken, he cried with a loud voice, Lazarus, come forth.

[44]And he that was dead came forth, bound hand and foot with graveclothes: and his face was bound about with a napkin. Jesus saith unto them, Loose him, and let him go.

[45]Then many of the Jews which came to Mary, and had seen the things which Jesus did, believed on him.

[46]But some of them went their ways to the Pharisees, and told them what things Jesus had done.

[47]Then gathered the chief priests and the Pharisees a council, and said, What do we? for this man doeth many miracles.

Nike2015:
Fake because a picture was taken of the internet. Commentor, you're officially the leader of the daft and stupid department. I thought kobojunkie was the leader but I have seen someone else.

Actually, that was your father.

Commentor:
Hahahaha.

A guy that works for channel 4 in UK, having syndicated documentaries is broke?

So automatically because he was working for channel 4 in UK, he was not broke? That shows how shallow you brain is. The guy was broke. So broke, looking dirty and was so unprofessional. He kept begging for various things and when he was told to behave professionally, he resorted into blackmail.

Nike2015:
So automatically because he was working for channel 4 in UK, he was not broke? That shows how shallow you brain is. The guy was broke. So broke, looking dirty and was so unprofessional. He kept begging for various things and when he was told to behave professionally, he resorted into blackmail.

Shut up.

He could never have begged your fake ass for anything.

He recorded you and your fake miracles why couldnt you record him?

Commentor:
Actually, that was your father.

Lol , now you just woke me up. My father isn't daft. He doesn't go around putting his mouth into things that isn't his business.

Cricket brain, crazy pig, do you think I would be fazed by that, think again. Since been stupid is your hobby, I suggest you tag along because I am ready.

Commentor, you are the most stupid of all the mad people that have come here to say stupid things. You think with your nose and what spills out of your dirty stinking mouth lacks common sense. I suggest you get a job instead of watching our every step.

Nike2015:
He came begging. I met the fool begging Dr. Sign Fireman for something or else he will defame the church. Ask the goat, he was so wretched when he came. If not for Dr. Sign Fireman, hunger would have killed him. Unprofessional man. Look at what they did to him at Christ Embassy. They beat and pushed the fool out of the church.

OMG! Church people beat someone out of a church... those people are agberos abeg!

Commentor:
Shut up.

He could never have begged your fake ass for anything.

He recorded you and your fake miracles why couldnt you record him?

So you think everyone is as daft as you. We did and that is why we have proof that he edited everything to suit his devilish purpose.

Nike2015:
So you think everyone is as daft as you. We did and that is why we have proof that he edited everything to suit his devilish purpose.

Waiting for judgement day to play it to God abi?

Kobojunkie:
OMG! Church people beat someone out of a church... those people are agberos abeg!

If you come to my church and misbehave, I will beat you out of my church.

WOW... I didn't even know anything about this before now. So there was a whole reveal on VICE? [img]https://images.vice.com/vice/images/articles/meta/2012/03/17/nigerias-millionaire-preachers-1413427067523.jpeg?crop=1xw:0.7591093117408907xh;center,center&resize=500:*[/img]

Commentor:




Waiting for judgement day to play it to God abi?

Because you have not seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. And seyi ode and his dumb disciples know it.

Commentor:
Shut up you fraud.

I thought this was meant to be a Christian thread?

Your father there.

Oh, you insulted my father and you expect me to be quiet, think again. I am a born again, tongue speaking, fire spitting Christian that demons fear. My spiritual Father's name is Dr. Sign Fireman. If you cross my path, I will crush you like a stone. I am not one of those quiet Christians that take persecution. If you attack me, I attack you simple!

Commentor:
Shut up you fraud.

I thought this was meant to be a Christian thread?

Your father there.

, its paining you!

Luxuryinfinity2:
We thank God for drawing and saving these souls!

All praise be to God!

Luxuryinfinity2:
Forever loving the GOD of SIGN FIREMAN who continuously puts a long sharp smile on the faces of people

Lol, and very cute replies!

Luxuryinfinity2:
Ezekiel 37:1-14
[1]The hand of the LORD was upon me, and carried me out in the spirit of the LORD, and set me down in the midst of the valley which was full of bones,

[2]And caused me to pass by them round about: and, behold, there were very many in the open valley; and, lo, they were very dry.

[3]And he said unto me, Son of man, can these bones live? And I answered, O Lord GOD, thou knowest.

[4]Again he said unto me, Prophesy upon these bones, and say unto them, O ye dry bones, hear the word of the LORD.

[5]Thus saith the Lord GOD unto these bones; Behold, I will cause breath to enter into you, and ye shall live:

[6]And I will lay sinews upon you, and will bring up flesh upon you, and cover you with skin, and put breath in you, and ye shall live; and ye shall know that I am the LORD.

[7]So I prophesied as I was commanded: and as I prophesied, there was a noise, and behold a shaking, and the bones came together, bone to his bone.

[8]And when I beheld, lo, the sinews and the flesh came up upon them, and the skin covered them above: but there was no breath in them.

[9]Then said he unto me, Prophesy unto the wind, prophesy, son of man, and say to the wind, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Come from the four winds, O breath, and breathe upon these slain, that they may live.

[10]So I prophesied as he commanded me, and the breath came into them, and they lived, and stood up upon their feet, an exceeding great army.

[11]Then he said unto me, Son of man, these bones are the whole house of Israel: behold, they say, Our bones are dried, and our hope is lost: we are cut off for our parts.

[12]Therefore prophesy and say unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, O my people, I will open your graves, and cause you to come up out of your graves, and bring you into the land of Israel.

[13]And ye shall know that I am the LORD, when I have opened your graves, O my people, and brought you up out of your graves,

[14]And shall put my spirit in you, and ye shall live, and I shall place you in your own land: then shall ye know that I the LORD have spoken it, and performed it, saith the LORD.

GREAT MIRACLES BRING A GREAT CROWD!


John 11:1-47
[1]Now a certain man was sick, named Lazarus, of Bethany, the town of Mary and her sister Martha.

[2](It was that Mary which anointed the Lord with ointment, and wiped his feet with her hair, whose brother Lazarus was sick.)

[3]Therefore his sisters sent unto him, saying, Lord, behold, he whom thou lovest is sick.

[4]When Jesus heard that, he said, This sickness is not unto death, but for the glory of God, that the Son of God might be glorified thereby.

[5]Now Jesus loved Martha, and her sister, and Lazarus.

[6]When he had heard therefore that he was sick, he abode two days still in the same place where he was.

[7]Then after that saith he to his disciples, Let us go into Judaea again.

[8]His disciples say unto him, Master, the Jews of late sought to stone thee; and goest thou thither again?

[9]Jesus answered, Are there not twelve hours in the day? If any man walk in the day, he stumbleth not, because he seeth the light of this world.

[10]But if a man walk in the night, he stumbleth, because there is no light in him.

[11]These things said he: and after that he saith unto them, Our friend Lazarus sleepeth; but I go, that I may awake him out of sleep.

[12]Then said his disciples, Lord, if he sleep, he shall do well.

[13]Howbeit Jesus spake of his death: but they thought that he had spoken of taking of rest in sleep.

[14]Then said Jesus unto them plainly, Lazarus is dead.

[15]And I am glad for your sakes that I was not there, to the intent ye may believe; nevertheless let us go unto him.

[16]Then said Thomas, which is called Didymus, unto his fellowdisciples, Let us also go, that we may die with him.

[17]Then when Jesus came, he found that he had lain in the grave four days already.

[18]Now Bethany was nigh unto Jerusalem, about fifteen furlongs off:

[19]And many of the Jews came to Martha and Mary, to comfort them concerning their brother.

[20]Then Martha, as soon as she heard that Jesus was coming, went and met him: but Mary sat still in the house.

[21]Then said Martha unto Jesus, Lord, if thou hadst been here, my brother had not died.

[22]But I know, that even now, whatsoever thou wilt ask of God, God will give it thee.

[23]Jesus saith unto her, Thy brother shall rise again.

[24]Martha saith unto him, I know that he shall rise again in the resurrection at the last day.

[25]Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live:

[26]And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?

[27]She saith unto him, Yea, Lord: I believe that thou art the Christ, the Son of God, which should come into the world.

[28]And when she had so said, she went her way, and called Mary her sister secretly, saying, The Master is come, and calleth for thee.

[29]As soon as she heard that, she arose quickly, and came unto him.

[30]Now Jesus was not yet come into the town, but was in that place where Martha met him.

[31]The Jews then which were with her in the house, and comforted her, when they saw Mary, that she rose up hastily and went out, followed her, saying, She goeth unto the grave to weep there.

[32]Then when Mary was come where Jesus was, and saw him, she fell down at his feet, saying unto him, Lord, if thou hadst been here, my brother had not died.

[33]When Jesus therefore saw her weeping, and the Jews also weeping which came with her, he groaned in the spirit, and was troubled,

[34]And said, Where have ye laid him? They said unto him, Lord, come and see.

[35]Jesus wept.

[36]Then said the Jews, Behold how he loved him!

[37]And some of them said, Could not this man, which opened the eyes of the blind, have caused that even this man should not have died?

[38]Jesus therefore again groaning in himself cometh to the grave. It was a cave, and a stone lay upon it.

[39]Jesus said, Take ye away the stone. Martha, the sister of him that was dead, saith unto him, Lord, by this time he stinketh: for he hath been dead four days.

[40]Jesus saith unto her, Said I not unto thee, that, if thou wouldest believe, thou shouldest see the glory of God?

[41]Then they took away the stone from the place where the dead was laid. And Jesus lifted up his eyes, and said, Father, I thank thee that thou hast heard me.

[42]And I knew that thou hearest me always: but because of the people which stand by I said it, that they may believe that thou hast sent me.

[43]And when he thus had spoken, he cried with a loud voice, Lazarus, come forth.

[44]And he that was dead came forth, bound hand and foot with graveclothes: and his face was bound about with a napkin. Jesus saith unto them, Loose him, and let him go.

[45]Then many of the Jews which came to Mary, and had seen the things which Jesus did, believed on him.

[46]But some of them went their ways to the Pharisees, and told them what things Jesus had done.

[47]Then gathered the chief priests and the Pharisees a council, and said, What do we? for this man doeth many miracles.

Commentor:
Shut up.

Fraudster.

thief. You sound like a thief! It takes a professional to detect people.