SirMichael1:
If you try as much as involve my wife into any of our squabbles again, i'm going to make you wish you were a sole survivor of a boeing 747 air crash with no limbs.

Lol...

At last you admitted your mistake.

Goan sin no more, grandpa!!!

TurnerG:
Aswear down. E get one guy wey do dat black soap. He asked client for 20000$. That client go bank go borrow that money give am. I just dey laugh when people say juju no dey exist

juju exist fulltime as we breath in and out bro

Blitzerz:

The bolded has explained everything.
Spiritual + human = hyper intelligence.

Thats why u will never be like them.

Or just having a high IQ.

these people are often areligious or non spiritual.

And yes, not everyone can be people like Einstein, or Elon Musk, but you can always study their work.

sonnie10:
Warning : Graphic story

In those days of firing squad in Nigeria, there was one we went to watch that involved 16 condemned criminals. But one of them was a notorious "Odeshi" boosting criminal. He was the one most people came to watch. In fact, most people betted that he would never die by the guns. Usually, 2 soldiers were given one criminal to execute, so there were 32 soldiers altogether. After the preparations of the drums, the criminals were tied to each drum and the soldiers had their normal parade, then prayers were offered by the priest.

The final moment came. At the command of the leading solider, bullets rained and the smell and sound of hot metals (the bullets colliding with the drums) and gun powder filled the air. From a distance where the watching crowd gathered at the opposite end of the field, I could see red vapor of blood rising in the air from each drum stand. Blood spattered and dripped all over them. Some died at the sound of the gun, some at the first shot, most after a while. We knew because we could see their heads dropped over their chests. However, a medical examiner also approached them to confirm that they were actually dead. How they even thought anyone would survive it still beats my imagination. Ironically, the "Odeshi" criminal did not die. His head was still up. He was the last one standing of the 16.

The way the soldiers worked as a team was to join their next neighbor once their own assigned criminal was confirmed death. Therefore, as the number of criminals reduced, the number of soldiers facing the remaining ones increased. Finally, it was this last one standing versus 32 soldiers. Till today, I wish I had unseen what I saw that day. The down pour of bullets, the ripping of flesh and the dismemberment of individual body parts. The soldiers made a perfect circle on his chest with bullets, which eventually gave way and the pound of flesh landed on the ground creating a blood filled tunnel on his chest. That was when his head dropped. The doctor found his way through the mess and nodded in affirmation.

It was the end of the man with "Odeshi" as the soldier marched away to allow the city undertakers scoop what was left of his remains and nailed the coffin.

Hmm. Well written.

Rcongo4:
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He nailed it bro......


You can but see the logic in his post

Offpoint:

But all the mention can be proven, it has been studied and proven... Apart from stories, can you prove efficiency of juju?

Not Bermuda Triangle!!

kingxsamz:


If they can even hold all those 100 naira knockout bombs without getting hurt, then maybe I'll believe.

u wicked I swear :

IMAliyu:

Or just having a high IQ.

these people are often areligious or non spiritual.

And yes, not everyone can be people like Einstein, or Elon Musk, but you can always study their work.

The bolded is not true.
Many inventors were religious people.
Newton, Faraday, Pasteur etc name them.

Pls Note: Pls don't mention Elon Musk again in this type of discussion.

sonnie10:
Warning : Graphic story

In those days of firing squad in Nigeria, there was one we went to watch that involved 16 condemned criminals. But one of them was a notorious "Odeshi" boosting criminal. He was the one most people came to watch. In fact, most people betted that he would never die by the guns. Usually, 2 soldiers were given one criminal to execute, so there were 32 soldiers altogether. After the preparations of the drums, the criminals were tied to each drum and the soldiers had their normal parade, then prayers were offered by the priest.

The final moment came. At the command of the leading solider, bullets rained and the smell and sound of hot metals (the bullets colliding with the drums) and gun powder filled the air. From a distance where the watching crowd gathered at the opposite end of the field, I could see red vapor of blood rising in the air from each drum stand. Blood spattered and dripped all over them. Some died at the sound of the gun, some at the first shot, most after a while. We knew because we could see their heads dropped over their chests. However, a medical examiner also approached them to confirm that they were actually dead. How they even thought anyone would survive it still beats my imagination. Ironically, the "Odeshi" criminal did not die. His head was still up. He was the last one standing of the 16.

The way the soldiers worked as a team was to join their next neighbor once their own assigned criminal was confirmed death. Therefore, as the number of criminals reduced, the number of soldiers facing the remaining ones increased. Finally, it was this last one standing versus 32 soldiers. Till today, I wish I had unseen what I saw that day. The down pour of bullets, the ripping of flesh and the dismemberment of individual body parts. The soldiers made a perfect circle on his chest with bullets, which eventually gave way and the pound of flesh landed on the ground creating a blood filled tunnel on his chest. That was when his head dropped. The doctor found his way through the mess and nodded in affirmation.

It was the end of the man with "Odeshi" as the soldier marched away to allow the city undertakers scoop what was left of his remains and nailed the coffin.

So,in essence, the higher the barrage,the weaker the juju bulletproof?

luminouz:


Lol...

At last you admitted your mistake.

Goan sin no more, grandpa!!!

It's marriage, a commitment, not a death sentence. Everytime i look into my daughter's eyes, i always see what i missed while being a bachelor.

You won't understand this though. Anyways, try getting a child in wedlock or if you like, out of wedlock. There's no closure than those white, big beautiful eyes.

SirMichael1:
It's marriage, a commitment, not a death sentence. Everytime i look into my daughter's eyes, i always see what i missed while being a bachelor.

You won't understand this though. Anyways, try getting a child in wedlock or if you like, out of wedlock. There's no closure than those white, big beautiful eyes.

*Tired yawn*


All these true confessions would have been avoided only if you could read a simple statement.

Bye bye grandaddy!!!

If you believe In miracles and don’t believe in Juju then you have a problem.

For those that don’t believe in the 2 above, especially those saying juju doesn’t exist, I just hope you are saying that to feel safe about your self.

I dont want to bore you with random stories/experiences cus you wont believe anyways! But I just hope you do not experience the bad side.

Those that say why are soliders not using juju, ask your self why you are poor when there is money.

But if you are not just chasing clout to say ‘There is nothing like JUJU’ when you are free, come and quote me here and I will direct you to a baba in IJebu Igbo, you’ll probably come and spread the word.

To crown it all, there is something called Jazz, Juju or what ever you want to call it. If you don’t believe, you just have to keep quiet.

For all those doubting the existence of Selina. If you live or stay around Akwa Ibom (Uyo), Ibiono to be precise. Hit me up make I do make them clear your doubt. Only if you're ready to pay the price.

luminouz:



*Tired yawn*


All these true confessions would have been avoided only if you could read a simple statement.

Bye bye grandaddy!!!

don't worry, old age will hit you soon and you'll start carrying the mamary glands and the pot belly that your wife ought to carry for you.

AkwaIbomMan:

IgbalodeRaymond I like this guy
He's the one that gave me ideas on the ways and best courier services to ship in goods from the U.S
Even though he's a zombie but dude is so intelligent

haaaaaa solmusdesigns?
one of my top recruit?
he has monikers like solmus itsme01 iammo Exc2000 Mo3891
the guy don suffer for my hand sotey i come dey pity am

ok what do you want me to do with him
terminate his contract?
I'll do if you wish sir

webmaster99:


juju exist fulltime as we breath in and out bro

No loud am. I just dey here dey laugh. Dem no know why all those white citizen dey cry after sending money.

HELLFIRE MISSILES FROM A FURIOUS REAPER DRONE AGAINST YOUR JUJU MAN'S SHRINE

SOLEMANI CAN TELL YOU THE RESULT

luminouz:


So,in essence, the higher the barrage,the weaker the juju bulletproof?

Oh, you're looking for loophole in an illogical comment, one that you've just embark off not too recently? Nonsense.

ednut1:
Fake. It cant withstand grenade, high caliber weapons and bombs. If they were real white man would not have conquered africa with guns and cannons. Benin empire with all their juju could not stop the punitive expedition. Make una dey deceive una self

What if the white came with their own juju, I mean you must have heard about the burning of witches in Europe.

Or

What if your African brothers sold out like always? Nullifying the juju for money. I mean, if they could sell their brothers to slavery, what can't they do for financial returns?

SirMichael1:
don't worry, old age will hit you soon and you'll start carrying the mamary glands and the pot belly that your wife ought to carry for you.

So you do have a sense of humour!!!


Nice one grandpappi

SirMichael1:
Oh, you're looking for loophole in an illogical comment, one that you've just embark off not too recently? Nonsense.

You again!!!

One would think you have disgraced yourself enough with not understanding a simple sentence, yet you are trying to do more damage to your e-psyche!!!

Pity ursef naaaa

Dream2:
I really don't believe in those stuffs not until my third year in the Uni when I went for a fieldwork in one of the border town(Igboho) in Oyo State Nigeria.
There, I met this boy not even up to 20years as I and my colleague were discussing about the mountains in the town, the boy told us he can lift one sizeable mountain with just reciting incantations and we just look at him like a dunce, even laughed at him until this boy do the unthinkable.
He recited some incantations and just like a flash the mountain lifted up a little like hung for some seconds and went down again, I was dumbfounded and till now I just can't comprehend it.
The boy later told us that people do come to his father when they're having legal issues and his old man will do something and hide it under the mountain, he further told us if it's accomplished, that's the end of the legal battle.
It's weird but it's real.

This one gidigan ni ooo. You couldn't believe what you saw that day the same way I can't believe what I just read... True true, I know say juju dey wella being a proper Yoruba man but this moving mountain own pass my level of comprehension

luminouz:

Not Bermuda Triangle!!

Check YouTube

IgbalodeRaymond:
haaaaaa solmusdesigns?
one of my top recruit?
he has monikers like solmus itsme01 iammo Exc2000 Mo3891
the guy don suffer for my hand sotey i come dey pity am

he abandoned his solmusdesigns moniker after you fixed him he registered with solmus and you still found him and reported him to the mods and he now went for itsme01 and it's been long he used that moniker.
He's not really too tribalistic as when compared to the likes of simpIyIeo dem.

ok what do you want me to do with him
terminate his contract?
I'll do if you wish sir

terminate kwa?
Not until he apologizes for supporting a clueless government with no direction and openly denounce his zombism and then you can let him go.
I still like him though

Wait till dey knack you one of those

Blitzerz:

The bolded is not true.
Many inventors were religious people.
Newton, Faraday, Pasteur etc name them.

Ok, I will take correction.

Pls Note: Pls don't mention Elon Musk again in this type of discussion.

I would disagree, the man may not a scientist, but he is a great business man and innovator, an edge case of humanity. From creating PayPal, to making electric cars viable, to reusable self landing rockets and much more.

But back to the topic.
What makes you think the contribution of such people comes from a supernatural or spiritual place and how does it relate to juju/jazz?

ednut1:
Fake. It cant withstand grenade, high caliber weapons and bombs. If they were real white man would not have conquered africa with guns and cannons. Benin empire with all their juju could not stop the punitive expedition. Make una dey deceive una self

This is the summary of the whole matter. Thanks for hitting the nail on the head

MikeMicheal:
Imaginary things don't work in real situations.

Ok if dem born you well go Ijebu Igbo and tap herbalist in the chest then you will understand wether its imaginary or reality.

Little child.

AkwaIbomMan:

he abandoned his solmusdesigns moniker after you fixed him and used solmus and you still found him.
He's not really too tribalistic as when compared to the likes of simpIyIeo dem.

terminate kwa?
Not until he apologizes for supporting a clueless government with no direction and openly denounce his zombism and then you can let him go.
I still like him though

i know all his monikers if anyone goes down I'll quickly hunt for the others to know the next one he'll be logging in

MikeMicheal:
Imaginary things don't work in real situations.

It works perfectly. Don't say what you don't know