sikowitz17:
lol SSC na suffer head nah... you go see an nah.. the way they treat regular cadets is different from the way they will treat us..

Bro pls can you elaborate? No cadets dinner and so on for us?

sikowitz17:
Army left the group chat

Lami1996:

Bro pls can you elaborate? No cadets dinner and so on for us?

lol dinner is your problem.. all the things we’ve been saying about SSC and the likes... you’ve not caught anything? Anyways as regards food, during screening you’ll eat normal.. morning, afternoon and night.. during training, you’ll eat like a king set most of the time when you aren’t suffering.. as they never starve cadets when it comes to eating.. I even recently saw a buffet for regular cadets and it was massive... they were cutting big cow meat that was hung for them on hanger like this and they were cutting it with knife to eat.. just for cadets! Half cow each in like 10 places..

So Taiwan, India, and some Asian militaries Sdg dey plant their head!! It’s not a Nigerian only thing... it’s a military thing

sikowitz17:
lol dinner is your problem.. all the things we’ve been saying about SSC and the likes... you’ve not caught anything? Anyways as regards food, during screening you’ll eat normal.. morning, afternoon and night.. during training, you’ll eat like a king set most of the time when you aren’t suffering.. as they never starve cadets when it comes to eating.. I even recently saw a buffet for regular cadets and it was massive... they were cutting big cow meat that was hung for them on hanger like this and they were cutting it with knife to eat.. just for cadets! Half cow each in like 10 places..

Baba wan eat dinner, maybe him don see that RC dinner video wey dy go round WhatsApp. Baba ssc nah wahala oooh... No peace at all, nah to survive training, hang pip, then we fit organize nairaland battalion dinner

sikowitz17:
So Taiwan, India, and some Asian militaries Sdg dey plant their head!! It’s not a Nigerian only thing... it’s a military thing

Asians especially Indians and Pakistanis were once the military instructors at NDA when our military was still at its infancy stage. Till today they still collaborate with our armed forces in different capacities. That's why there are lots of similarities btw Nigeria and those countries with respect to academic and military trainings.
Infact it was a senior Indian army officer on a visit to NDA that adviced the then commandant of NDA to ban cadets from planting their heads especially on coal tar according to him it leads to alot of head injuries and other complications after then planting was banned at the academy atleast openly but seniors were still issuing same punishment secretly, after a while it continued openly.

sikowitz17:
lol dinner is your problem.. all the things we’ve been saying about SSC and the likes... you’ve not caught anything? Anyways as regards food, during screening you’ll eat normal.. morning, afternoon and night.. during training, you’ll eat like a king set most of the time when you aren’t suffering.. as they never starve cadets when it comes to eating.. I even recently saw a buffet for regular cadets and it was massive... they were cutting big cow meat that was hung for them on hanger like this and they were cutting it with knife to eat.. just for cadets! Half cow each in like 10 places..

Lol that's not what I meant bro. They usually do dinner nights in the academy. Are ssc cadets also invited? Just asking though.

Lami1996:

Lol that's not what I meant bro. They usually do dinner nights in the academy. Are ssc cadets also invited? Just asking though.

Omo I don’t think SSC cadets will see enough peace to be doing dinner nights.. I only know about their final dinner which is like their pop dinner.. the dinner wear isn’t released to them till then so I guess they only attend 1...

ugo4u:

Asians especially Indians and Pakistanis were once the military instructors at NDA when our military was still at its infancy stage. Till today they still collaborate with our armed forces in different capacities. That's why there are lots of similarities btw Nigeria and those countries with respect to academic and military trainings.
Infact it was a senior Indian army officer on a visit to NDA that adviced the then commandant of NDA to ban cadets from planting their heads especially on coal tar [b]according to him it leads to alot of head injuries and other complications [/b]after then planting was banned at the academy atleast openly but seniors were still issuing same punishment secretly, after a while it continued openly.

This is exactly my point

My dream job but unfortunately i won't be able to join. To all successful applicant you shall reach the apex of your carreer. Long live the Nigeria Army. Long live Nigeria.

Good day everyone, pls am new here and have gone through the thread and my question is yet to be answered. Now after applying, what next?

Like now in my head I think it will be exams then some wicked drillings and...
Can someone just highlight what the whole process is like? Thank you.

kenneyyice:
Good day everyone, pls am new here and have gone through the thread and my question is yet to be answered. Now after applying, what next?

Like now in my head I think it will be exams then some wicked drillings and...
Can someone just highlight what the whole process is like? Thank you.

Good question tho. I believe you've got all the answers to your questions right here. Just go read from page 1, Trust me you won't regret it!!!

Ayodtu:


Good question tho. I believe you've got all the answers to your questions right here. Just go read from page 1, Trust me you won't regret it!!!

see job abeg, dis one go hard pass planting

kenneyyice:
Good day everyone, pls am new here and have gone through the thread and my question is yet to be answered. Now after applying, what next?

Like now in my head I think it will be exams then some wicked drillings and...
Can someone just highlight what the whole process is like? Thank you.

Bro, read up all pages of the thread. there's no soft landing here. It's a military thread. You start 'buying jobs' immediately you enter this page. Oya, go start from page 1!

Kyngfarabale1:

this one no b training ooo
Na sufferness Walai
This can't make me an intelligent Officer.... Africa wit useless mentality
Lol

I can't do this thing.. I will rather be disqualified or discharged or whatever it is

I went out for my endurance race for the first time in months, to my utmost surprise covered 1000m in almost 20min, true to God I nearly quench. Oboy!! a once gallant guy like me... I push myself sote i come dey get tunnel vision for my mind e sure me say I don hit nothing less than 4km, I say make I put hand for my pocket check my phone fess make e no be say I don dey pass 10km na him that voice for Google map say "1000 metres" ehhh!!!!! I check am well with my eyes true true na 1000m I see, at a time sef I come begin suspect say Google map no read am well. I no decieve myself I find one corner for road lie down flat rest wella. I look left and right enter Okada go house.Thank God say day never too break and my landlord daughter no follow me maybe na her for dey poor glucose for my mouth dey encourage me to continue instead of the other way round, na person wey dey alive dey reason army job.
It became clearer to me why army dey prefer youngies for SSC, thank God say na DSSC person later settle for o! na army and who one begin jog almost 80km for ACA, na make those small small children (RC guys) use their papa shine in the name of serving job? Thank God for sense.

@ Sikowitz17, Abuja-Kaduna Train sef No safe again oo My brother... E be like sey Nah that Flight matter go wan sure pass...

Abeg make Army just help us find something to do about this Kaduna Screening... If this should persist, E sure me sey more than 60% of Applicants from the East and West No go show up for Screening

DadyTrillion:


Lol... You might want me to help you out sha. I've done for a lot of people.

abeg daddy you need help me ooo, I no just understand their way.
my number is 08034822757 and scapulahermit@gmail.com, my phone is very bad so am seldom in any social media now so I'll be grateful if you send me text message so that I can send you my details pleaseeeee, I would have written it here but I don too commit for nairaland and many avengers are looking for my identity.

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QuadrilAyinde:
@ Sikowitz17, Abuja-Kaduna Train sef No safe again oo My brother... E be like sey Nah that Flight matter go wan sure pass...

Abeg make Army just help us find something to do about this Kaduna Screening... If this should persist, E sure me sey more than 60% of Applicants from the East and West No go show up for Screening

Baba no matter the circumstances, who go come go come.... Things worse than this has been happening along Abj - Kd road, that no stop people from plying the road. The bottom line is pray and seek the face of ur maker before embarking on any such journey

ugo4u:
I went out for my endurance race for the first time in months, to my utmost surprise covered 1000m in almost 20min, true to good I nearly quench. Oboy!! a once gallant guy like me... I push myself sote i come dey get tunnel vision for my mind e sure me say I don hit nothing less 4km, I say make I put hand for my pocket make e no be say I don dey pass 10km na him that voice for Google map say "1000 metres" ehhh!!!!! I check am well with my eyes true true na 1000m I see, at a time sef I come begin suspect say Google map no read am well. I no decieve myself I find one corner for road lie down flat rest wella. I look left and right enter Okada go house.Thank God say day never too break and my landlord daughter no follow me maybe na her for dey poor glucose for my mouth dey encourage me to continue instead of the other way round, na person wey dey alive dey reason army job.
It became clearer to me why army dey prefer youngies for SSC, thank God say na DSSC person later settle for o! na army and who one begin jog almost 80km for ACA, na make those small small children (RC guys) use their papa shine in the name of serving job? Thank God for sense.

Omo na wa o. Shey person fit put glucose for small nylon put am for pocket when running that 3.2km race so?

ugo4u:
I went out for my endurance race for the first time in months, to my utmost surprise covered 1000m in almost 20min, true to good I nearly quench. Oboy!! a once gallant guy like me... I push myself sote i come dey get tunnel vision for my mind e sure me say I don hit nothing less 4km, I say make I put hand for my pocket make e no be say I don dey pass 10km na him that voice for Google map say "1000 metres" ehhh!!!!! I check am well with my eyes true true na 1000m I see, at a time sef I come begin suspect say Google map no read am well. I no decieve myself I find one corner for road lie down flat rest wella. I look left and right enter Okada go house.Thank God say day never too break and my landlord daughter no follow me maybe na her for dey poor glucose for my mouth dey encourage me to continue instead of the other way round, na person wey dey alive dey reason army job.
I[b]t became clearer to me why army dey prefer youngies for SSC, thank God say na DSSC person later settle for o! na army and who one begin jog almost 80km for ACA, na make those small small children (RC guys) [/b]use their papa shine in the name of serving job? Thank God for sense.

So you layer settled for DSSC?

Lollll...who would've thought

Funny writeup though

eitsei:
I can't do this thing.. I will rather be disqualified or discharged or whatever it is

Lollll

Are you sure you're ready for this?

No offence bro but even though I don't support the punishment, I'll do it if ordered to without question.

Its the military after all and orders are sacred

ugo4u:
I went out for my endurance race for the first time in months, to my utmost surprise covered 1000m in almost 20min, true to good I nearly quench. Oboy!! a once gallant guy like me... I push myself sote i come dey get tunnel vision for my mind e sure me say I don hit nothing less 4km, I say make I put hand for my pocket make e no be say I don dey pass 10km na him that voice for Google map say "1000 metres" ehhh!!!!! I check am well with my eyes true true na 1000m I see, at a time sef I come begin suspect say Google map no read am well. I no decieve myself I find one corner for road lie down flat rest wella. I look left and right enter Okada go house.Thank God say day never too break and my landlord daughter no follow me maybe na her for dey poor glucose for my mouth dey encourage me to continue instead of the other way round, na person wey dey alive dey reason army job.
It became clearer to me why army dey prefer youngies for SSC, thank God say na DSSC person later settle for o! na army and who one begin jog almost 80km for ACA, na make those small small children (RC guys) use their papa shine in the name of serving job? Thank God for sense.

Laugh wan kee me abeg

Good morning, please i want to be sure about the distance, is it 3.2, 3.5 or 4km Also how does the first, second and third box works? Like i wanna no the minutes, a good response would be appreciated. Saw it on the trend but don't no exactly

Dannyhonda:
Good morning, please i want to be sure about the distance, is it 3.2, 3.5 or 4km Also how does the first, second and third box works? Like i wanna no the minutes, a good response would be appreciated. Saw it on the trend but don't no exactly

for dssc it's 3.2km, I am not sure of ssc. For first bus, u will be given pink card or arrival, white for second bus and yellow and blue for 3rd and 4th bus respectively

Thank u but do u have any idea of the minutes of each box?

Emmyxclusive:
for dssc it's 3.2km, I am not sure of ssc. For first bus, u will be given pink card or arrival, white for second bus and yellow and blue for 3rd and 4th bus respectively

I’ve kept My steady 3.20 in 15 minutes for about 4/5 months now... I even went about 3.50kms this morning without stopping.. that doesn’t mean I’ll make first cage when I run the 3.20kms at academy doe... but I’m sure to make 2nd cage at least..for the baba wey talk say e no go pin head, you’re not ready.. that is the reality of things... if you get selected, please sit in your house.. i wish say some of you guys dey close to my side or I dey close to your side... we’ll just carry one Saturday morning and go like 5kms non stop...then we build up from there.. I don’t want to be caught unawares.. I no sabi do press-up sha but that’s the last of my problem now.. I’ll
Learn that one there but you see these kms race...i intend to hit about 10kms on one morning without stopping...

Dannyhonda:
Thank u but do u have any idea of the minutes of each box?

at one time, it was 15 minutes for first cage... 18 for second cage and 20 for third..this is for regulars when they come into academy..

I’m not sure about this one for short service maybe someone that knows should share.. but I think first cage is 18 minutes, 2nd is 20 minutes and whatever remains is 3rd..
Person wey get better idea make he come share

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Blueelf:


Lollll

Are you sure you're ready for this?

No offence bro but even though I don't support the punishment, I'll do it if ordered to without question.

Its the military after all and orders are sacred

some people for here talk say you can fall asleep on that planting of pot... that’s when you’ll know that you are regimented... I hope I get to sleep on that position... at least when they ask us to plant, we know it’s sleep we want to sleep and we would do that for at least 1hr

Putin007:
This is d reason I cancelled my military dreams, wen I dey fit, dem no shortlist me, even wen over 100 niggas were bleeped in metele that December, Army still no call me, make una dey try, to run ten laps na jisike here

Kai.. and that time people wey dem call, no come screening.. mhen life no balance