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My Weed Smoking Experience by Grrr8(m): 4:16pm On Sep 16, 2020
Early this month I just received payment for a gig and decided to go have some fun. So I hit up the closest bar to have a good moment with the spirits and some smokes.

I didnt know what was about to hit me. ya know?. I dashed in with hot blood. And had a few drinks. Then it happened. I got connections to get weed.

Quickly ran to the corner and dragged a few smokes. Dude!. I didn't know dude. haha.

Few minutes later, I started noticing a hightened heart rate. Bro, I stuffed my fingers in my ear to block me from hearing sounds assuming it was what hightened my heart. Closed my eyes. Bro, I started fumbling.

Next thing I know I headed into the rain to get rain water to cool me down. I started marching, soon after, to the counter to get water to pour on my head.

Long story short, I went home that night with a turned shirt (my favorite) without any idea what emanated.

Share your s!


cc: lalasticlala

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by Nobody: 4:21pm On Sep 16, 2020
grin

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by Kriss216: 4:22pm On Sep 16, 2020
Welcome to the club, bro.


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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by Dliquidmetal(m): 4:28pm On Sep 16, 2020
grin
Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by arthorjnr(m): 4:31pm On Sep 16, 2020
Dude you're not supposed to struggle lmao.

Let it all flow and you'll be fine.

Mine had me begging and asking God to restore my sanity. I was way ahead of my thoughts, scary af. It wasn't regular weed tho, It was ARIZONA.

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by SocialJustice: 4:36pm On Sep 16, 2020
Fucking liar. Weed slows down and will make you sleep on first try. That is what it does, if you remain awake, you could start laughing unnecessarily.

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by Uzomacharles: 4:46pm On Sep 16, 2020
I Perceive Lies

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by Dliquidmetal(m): 5:07pm On Sep 16, 2020
SocialJustice:
Fucking liar. Weed slows down and will make you sleep on first try. That is what it does, if you remain awake, you could start laughing unnecessarily.
stop thinking this way abeg, people are different from one another his experience was similar to mine and I couldn't even sleep

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by SocialJustice: 5:16pm On Sep 16, 2020
Dliquidmetal:
stop thinking this way abeg, people are different from one another his experience was similar to mine and I couldn't even sleep
Then quit. Long term smokers do not react like that at any point. Madness is not far.

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by benzene00: 5:29pm On Sep 16, 2020
Grrr8:
Early this month I just received payment for a gig and decided to go have some fun. So I hit up the closest bar to have a good moment with the spirits and some smokes.

I didnt know what was about to hit me. ya know?. I dashed in with hot blood. And had a few drinks. Then it happened. I got connections to get weed.

Quickly ran to the corner and dragged a few smokes. Dude!. I didn't know dude. haha.

Few minutes later, I started noticing a hightened heart rate. Bro, I stuffed my fingers in my ear to block me from hearing sounds assuming it was what hightened my heart. Closed my eyes. Bro, I started fumbling.

Next thing I know I headed into the rain to get rain water to cool me down. I started marching, soon after, to the counter to get water to pour on my head.

Long story short, I went home that night with a turned shirt (my favorite) without any idea what emanated.

Share your s!


cc: lalasticlala

you got weed and ran to the counter to smoke it...

first of all who rolled the weed for you?

you should concort your story good next time

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by ReluctantAdult(m): 6:02pm On Sep 16, 2020
You'd be like... what's going on? Why can't I feel my legs?
Wait... Did I say that out loud or is it my thoughts? Can people hear me?...wait... why is my heartbeat so audible? Is my heart going to jump out of my chest?...I can't breathe well... should I scream? Should I run? Am I leaving my body? Why am I separated from my body?...wait...are people hearing me?... Was I actually talking? What even is life? Please God help me, don't let me lose my mind cry I don't wanna go mad!! cry Please? Can they hear me pray? embarassed am I loud? Was it my thoughts?

Damn that sh1t was scary! I wanted to kill myself because I thought I was gonna run mad. I preferred dying cry cry

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by luscioustrish(f): 6:27pm On Sep 16, 2020
First time I tried it I was laughing uncontrollably to the point I nearly started crying cry because I wanted to stop laughing and I couldn't grin

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by Dliquidmetal(m): 6:31pm On Sep 16, 2020
ReluctantAdult:
You'd be like... what's going on? Why can't I feel my legs?
Wait... Did I say that out loud or is it my thoughts? Can people hear me?...wait... why is my heartbeat so audible? Is my heart going to jump out of my chest?...I can't breathe well... should I scream? Should I run? Am I leaving my body? Why am I separated from my body?...wait...are people hearing me?... Was I actually talking? What even is life? Please God help me, don't let me lose my mind cry I don't wanna go mad!! cry Please? Can they hear me pray? embarassed am I loud? Was it my thoughts?

Damn that sh1t was scary! I wanted to kill myself because I thought I was gonna run mad. I preferred dying cry cry
grin
ReluctantAdult:
You'd be like... what's going on? Why can't I feel my legs?
Wait... Did I say that out loud or is it my thoughts? Can people hear me?...wait... why is my heartbeat so audible? Is my heart going to jump out of my chest?...I can't breathe well... should I scream? Should I run? Am I leaving my body? Why am I separated from my body?...wait...are people hearing me?... Was I actually talking? What even is life? Please God help me, don't let me lose my mind cry I don't wanna go mad!! cry Please? Can they hear me pray? embarassed am I loud? Was it my thoughts?

Damn that sh1t was scary! I wanted to kill myself because I thought I was gonna run mad. I preferred dying cry cry
I cant totally relate to this lol those are the exact thoughts in my head when I started smoking, i had a thousand thought in my head every second literally

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by June12king(m): 6:45pm On Sep 16, 2020
Na just small drag, and ur head wan fall grin

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by ReluctantAdult(m): 6:46pm On Sep 16, 2020
Dliquidmetal:
;DI cant totally relate to this lol those are the exact thoughts in my head when I started smoking, i had a thousand thought in my head every second literally
My man, mine was when we had a house party and we drank boiled weed and chew on the dregs as well. Didn't hit me immediately but after I'd gone home and eaten,
just when I was about to hit the bed, my head turned. I had an out-of-body experience embarassed

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by UDUJ(m): 6:46pm On Sep 16, 2020
ReluctantAdult:
You'd be like... what's going on? Why can't I feel my legs?
Wait... Did I say that out loud or is it my thoughts? Can people hear me?...wait... why is my heartbeat so audible? Is my heart going to jump out of my chest?...I can't breathe well... should I scream? Should I run? Am I leaving my body? Why am I separated from my body?...wait...are people hearing me?... Was I actually talking? What even is life? Please God help me, don't let me lose my mind cry I don't wanna go mad!! cry Please? Can they hear me pray? embarassed am I loud? Was it my thoughts?

Damn that sh1t was scary! I wanted to kill myself because I thought I was gonna run mad. I preferred dying cry cry

You write very well. Perfectly explained cool

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by Nobody: 6:48pm On Sep 16, 2020
Weed is one of the best things that can happen to you in life. Just don't abuse it.

It was the tree at the center of the garden. The elixir of life.
The bush that burnt but was not consumed in Exodus 3:2 u think say na clear eye moses take see am?

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by FreeRapist(m): 6:49pm On Sep 16, 2020
Lia Mohamed jnr
Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by Nobody: 7:06pm On Sep 16, 2020
ongback:
Weed is one of the best things that can happen to you in life. Just don't abuse it.

It was the tree at the center of the garden. The elixir of life.
The bush that burnt but was not consumed in Exodus 3:2 u think say na clear eye moses take see am?

Teach me more bro, I'm on the 3rd roll right now in my sitting room. Listening/watching Maroon 5 - Nobody's Love

Weed is life bro cool

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by Nobody: 7:24pm On Sep 16, 2020
arthorjnr:
Dude you're not supposed to struggle lmao.

Let it all flow and you'll be fine.

Mine had me begging and asking God to restore my sanity. I was way ahead of my thoughts, scary af. It wasn't regular weed tho, It was ARIZONA.
Arizona is regular u r just a starter. Take some Colorado and move to next realm

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by Nobody: 7:35pm On Sep 16, 2020
Once it hits the brain..The feeling is in three phases..
Phase 1: You go start to dey smile like mumu and laugh then you go reason how you don dey misbehave.. then you go wan try to coordinate yourself but you go come realise say you dey mumu the more..

Phase 2: E go come be like say you don dey mad and no recovery.. Then you go remember how your parents raised you right but now see how your life don end ( you go dey fear say you go begin enter dustbin dey pick dirty)..

Phase3: Now you go begin ask God say you no go ever try am again if him deliver you from this madness..

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by horlarkoonlay(m): 7:39pm On Sep 16, 2020
Acumen01:
Arizona is regular u r just a starter. Take some Colorado and move to next realm
bro why na? Why you wan kill person pikin??

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by Nobody: 7:41pm On Sep 16, 2020
Lol
Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by sabbiboi: 7:48pm On Sep 16, 2020
Acumen01:
Arizona is regular u r just a starter. Take some Colorado and move to next realm

Abeg, no take Colorado ooo. Is not for children ooo.

Hmm, I warn u ooo

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by HomerTimpson: 8:03pm On Sep 16, 2020
SocialJustice:
Fucking liar. Weed slows down and will make you sleep on first try. That is what it does, if you remain awake, you could start laughing unnecessarily.
i duff my hat to you man cool
Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by HomerTimpson: 8:06pm On Sep 16, 2020
luscioustrish:
First time I tried it I was laughing uncontrollably to the point I nearly started crying cry because I wanted to stop laughing and I couldn't grin
WEED HAS 0 CHILLS IN IT BRO grin

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by Nobody: 8:06pm On Sep 16, 2020
They all overated as Bleep
Even loud. Or mayb the place om buying mine sha
Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by Grrr8(m): 8:18pm On Sep 16, 2020
slimkhalifa:
They all overated as Bleep
Even loud. Or mayb the place om buying mine sha
Try higher dose. And do it during the day
Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by Dliquidmetal(m): 8:20pm On Sep 16, 2020
slimkhalifa:
They all overated as Bleep
Even loud. Or mayb the place om buying mine sha
probably your body system is more tolerant for those things or might be fake from your supplier lol
Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by Nobody: 8:22pm On Sep 16, 2020
slimkhalifa:
They all overated as Bleep
Even loud. Or mayb the place om buying mine sha
damn niqqa.. once chilling with my g and two babes like that.. my g put a call through to a plug and the dude turned up with a parcel.. He then opened it and told me to smell it.. my niqqa as I perceived it.. the smell alone knock me out..

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by Scavy: 8:49pm On Sep 16, 2020
Grrr8:
Early this month I just received payment for a gig and decided to go have some fun. So I hit up the closest bar to have a good moment with the spirits and some smokes.

I didnt know what was about to hit me. ya know?. I dashed in with hot blood. And had a few drinks. Then it happened. I got connections to get weed.

Quickly ran to the corner and dragged a few smokes. Dude!. I didn't know dude. haha.

Few minutes later, I started noticing a hightened heart rate. Bro, I stuffed my fingers in my ear to block me from hearing sounds assuming it was what hightened my heart. Closed my eyes. Bro, I started fumbling.

Next thing I know I headed into the rain to get rain water to cool me down. I started marching, soon after, to the counter to get water to pour on my head.

Long story short, I went home that night with a turned shirt (my favorite) without any idea what emanated.

Share your s!


cc: lalasticlala



this clearly shows that you have madness in your DNA, YOU BETTER QUIT BEFORE YOU RUN MAD

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by TheChameleon: 9:31pm On Sep 16, 2020
angry

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