What shall separate me from the love of WEED? Is it women? Is it money? Is it... Is it... Is it...

Acumen01:
Arizona is regular u r just a starter. Take some Colorado and move to next realm

Nah, I'm good. Let me take the one I can handle.

bruv stop being a lying ass clout chasing mofo.. thank me later..

BornSnner9:
Once it hits the brain..The feeling is in three phases..
Phase 1: You go start to dey smile like mumu and laugh then you go reason how you don dey misbehave.. then you go wan try to coordinate yourself but you go come realise say you dey mumu the more..

Phase 2: E go come be like say you don dey mad and no recovery.. Then you go remember how your parents raised you right but now see how your life don end ( you go dey fear say you go begin enter dustbin dey pick dirty)..

Phase3: Now you go begin ask God say you no go ever try am again if him deliver you from this madness..

I no fit forget my experience till I die

Dliquidmetal:
;DI cant totally relate to this lol those are the exact thoughts in my head when I started smoking, i had a thousand thought in my head every second literally

I swear

HomerTimpson:
WEED HAS 0 CHILLS IN IT BRO

Lol..I'm a female

You took Arizona. Or perhaps the blunt was mixed with something else.

SocialJustice:
Fucking liar. Weed slows down and will make you sleep on first try. That is what it does, if you remain awake, you could start laughing unnecessarily.

Damn... You lied not brother

BornSnner9:
Once it hits the brain..The feeling is in three phases..
Phase 1: You go start to dey smile like mumu and laugh then you go reason how you don dey misbehave.. then you go wan try to coordinate yourself but you go come realise say you dey mumu the more..

Phase 2: E go come be like say you don dey mad and no recovery.. Then you go remember how your parents raised you right but now see how your life don end ( you go dey fear say you go begin enter dustbin dey pick dirty)..

Phase3: Now you go begin ask God say you no go ever try am again if him deliver you from this madness..

my phase 1 mad gan, na ontop 1 stool i siddon ooo, i no fit come down, he be like say i dey ontop skycrapper, i swear... Phase two, i actually believe i went mad for a few minutes, i couldnt figure out my mind,as ive got like 100 of them, all working simultaneously... Na when i try read abc to z and i do mistake like twice it hit me.... Me, omo alhaja, na so i mad Haa, all my mama warnings, sermon con dey play for my head...wow naso i truly mad? Chai.... Phase 3, me and God sign deal, i swear... For my mind i just dey pray to God, God abeg if i smoke again call me bastard, God abeg, kill me ooo, kill me if my mouth touch igbo again.... I read "kewu", i beg God, God abeg just restore my brain make he dey work again abeg, at all at all for my mama, she don try abeg.... I no go forget that year 2014, 100 [/quote] my phase 1 mad gan, na ontop 1 stool i siddon ooo, i no fit come down, he be like say i dey ontop skycrapper, i swear... Phase two, i actually believe i went mad for a few minutes, i couldnt figure out my mind,as ive got like 100 of them, all working simultaneously... Na when i try read abc to z and i do mistake like twice it hit me.... Me, omo alhaja, na so i mad Haa, all my mama warnings, sermon con dey play for my head...wow naso i truly mad? Chai.... Phase 3, me and God sign deal, i swear... For my mind i just dey pray to God, God abeg if i smoke again call me bastard, God abeg, kill me ooo, kill me if my mouth touch igbo again.... I read "kewu", i beg God, God abeg just restore my brain make he dey work again abeg, at all at all for my mama, she don try abeg.... I no go forget that year 2014, 100 level days[/quote]

not all of us have the same story
mine ehn

.my guys took me to a bush behind a field...and mehn after session on my way home, I could feel all my muscles as I walked...e even be like say I dey float at some point. I felt fly as f**k and the next thing,I was laughing uncontrollably at lame jokes, I mean I laughed for over 30mins until I reach house come gast compose myself make mama no go kana. it was a very unforgettable experience

Weed and alcohol not nice

Grrr8:
Early this month I just received payment for a gig and decided to go have some fun. So I hit up the closest bar to have a good moment with the spirits and some smokes.

I didnt know what was about to hit me. ya know?. I dashed in with hot blood. And had a few drinks. Then it happened. I got connections to get weed.

Quickly ran to the corner and dragged a few smokes. Dude!. I didn't know dude. haha.

Few minutes later, I started noticing a hightened heart rate. Bro, I stuffed my fingers in my ear to block me from hearing sounds assuming it was what hightened my heart. Closed my eyes. Bro, I started fumbling.

Next thing I know I headed into the rain to get rain water to cool me down. I started marching, soon after, to the counter to get water to pour on my head.

Long story short, I went home that night with a turned shirt (my favorite) without any idea what emanated.

Share your s!


cc: lalasticlala

I have gradually stopped now, but back then mehn i used smoke like 3 daily before heading to work, programming life. But weed bad e dey affect motivation and proscastination

ReluctantAdult:
You'd be like... what's going on? Why can't I feel my legs?
Wait... Did I say that out loud or is it my thoughts? Can people hear me?...wait... why is my heartbeat so audible? Is my heart going to jump out of my chest?...I can't breathe well... should I scream? Should I run? Am I leaving my body? Why am I separated from my body?...wait...are people hearing me?... Was I actually talking? What even is life? Please God help me, don't let me lose my mind I don't wanna go mad!! Please? Can they hear me pray? am I loud? Was it my thoughts?

Damn that sh1t was scary! I wanted to kill myself because I thought I was gonna run mad. I preferred dying

One reading real life experiences like this is mind blowing and scary....I will forever remain a Jew man to maintain my sanity so help me JAH.......

Starboytwo:
my phase 1 mad gan, na ontop 1 stool i siddon ooo, i no fit come down, he be like say i dey ontop skycrapper, i swear... Phase two, i actually believe i went mad for a few minutes, i couldnt figure out my mind,as ive got like 100 of them, all working simultaneously... Na when i try read abc to z and i do mistake like twice it hit me.... Me, omo alhaja, na so i mad Haa, all my mama warnings, sermon con dey play for my head...wow naso i truly mad? Chai.... Phase 3, me and God sign deal, i swear... For my mind i just dey pray to God, God abeg if i smoke again call me bastard, God abeg, kill me ooo, kill me if my mouth touch igbo again.... I read "kewu", i beg God, God abeg just restore my brain make he dey work again abeg, at all at all for my mama, she don try abeg.... I no go forget that year 2014, 100 level days

Haha.. since 2014 you no try am again?

BornSnner9:
damn niqqa.. once chilling with my g and two babes like that.. my g put a call through to a plug and the dude turned up with a parcel.. He then opened it and told me to smell it.. my niqqa as I perceived it.. the smell alone knock me out..

Jeez man

Bros my own ehn after taking two raps of Pawpaw it’s was as if everybody was running in my eyes then I started running not knowing as I was on a mad trips....fvck me!!!

my experience with weed or is it arizona or colorado i cant really tell which my supplier gave me that evening and i chewed good quantity. It hit me fast and my eyes began to see very white cloud, i was in my room watching news where they were showing the libyan uprising, i saw Gahdaffi ranting and shouting at the protesters calling them cockroaches and i felt pity for him and prophesied that he will die soon, and that later happened. The highness became too much and i began praying ,hanged a rosary round my neck and picked up a bible and went out in my compound praying fervently that i shouldnt run mad. It was my last day with weed.

truthfulperson:
my experience with weed or is it arizona or colorado i cant really tell which my supplier gave me that evening and i chewed good quantity. It hit me fast and my eyes began to see very white cloud, i was in my room watching news where they were showing the libyan uprising, i saw Gahdaffi ranting and shouting at the protesters calling them cockroaches and i felt pity for him and prophesied that he will die soon, and that later happened. The highness became too much and i began praying ,hanged a rosary round my neck and picked up a bible and went out in my compound praying fervently that i shouldnt run mad. It was my last day with weed.

You chewed yours haha

luscioustrish:


Lol..I'm a female

OH! Of course you are,you don't have balls,right?

HomerTimpson:
OH! Of course you are,you don't have balls,right?

Already answered this.

luscioustrish:


Already answered this.

of course you have LOL,i was just being playful there. I shoulda know you are,IDK why i always take your monika for a male one.

HomerTimpson:
of course you have LOL,i was just being playful there. I shoulda know you are,IDK why i always take your monika for a male one.

Lol.. it happens

luscioustrish:


Lol.. it happens

yours is exceptional tbh,i just can't explain the phenomenon. I'd check your p p!c like a thousand time in the previous LOL...

Don't do weed and Bleep. You will become addict.

ReluctantAdult:
You'd be like... what's going on? Why can't I feel my legs?
Wait... Did I say that out loud or is it my thoughts? Can people hear me?...wait... why is my heartbeat so audible? Is my heart going to jump out of my chest?...I can't breathe well... should I scream? Should I run? Am I leaving my body? Why am I separated from my body?...wait...are people hearing me?... Was I actually talking? What even is life? Please God help me, don't let me lose my mind I don't wanna go mad!! Please? Can they hear me pray? am I loud? Was it my thoughts?

Damn that sh1t was scary! I wanted to kill myself because I thought I was gonna run mad. I preferred dying

this is exactly what was running through my mind that horrible day, since then, I vow never to touch that stupid thing again

roybanjo100:
this is exactly what was running through my mind that horrible day, since then, I vow never to touch that stupid thing again

I did have a few puffs after that but it's been over a year now, since I touched it

To avoid panic attack, take out enough time to smoke don't rush. Take like 2 to 3 hours for one joint for beginners. Else you will feel like you're about to have heart attack

Scavy:




this clearly shows that you have madness in your DNA, YOU BETTER QUIT BEFORE YOU RUN MAD

Nothing like that ....na true in talk ...

pcguru1:


I have gradually stopped now, but back then mehn i used smoke like 3 daily before heading to work, programming life. But weed bad e dey affect motivation and proscastination

I found out that my mind is always refreshed and my mood lighter after a night of smoking weed and sleep.

There's this strength and focus you get from quality sleep which weed gives. Sleep is very important for optimum cognitive performance, that is why as students we are always discouraged from doing all nighter.

As a developer, maybe the best time to smoke weed is after work (don't bring your work home). Smoke then go to sleep, the next morning you'll be so refreshed and motivated to complete your tasks.

I once devoured an ebook on kotlin in about 10 hours. Immediately I woke from sleep I started and never stopped until I reached the end of the important chapters of the kotlin book after smoking the previous night. 10/10 would recommend.

Grrr8:

I found out that my mind is always refreshed and my mood lighter after a night of smoking weed and sleep.

There's this strength and focus you get from quality sleep which weed gives. Sleep is very important for optimum cognitive performance, that is why as students we are always discouraged from doing all nighter.

As a developer, maybe the best time to smoke weed is after work (don't bring your work home). Smoke then go to sleep, the next morning you'll be so refreshed and motivated to complete your tasks.

I once devoured an ebook on kotlin in about 10 hours. Immediately I woke from sleep I started and never stopped until I reached the end of the important chapters of the kotlin book after smoking the previous night. 10/10 would recommend.

My gee i don follow you. Men guy that Kotlin thing dey my mind. But job and quick cash has tied me down to Javascript. Kotlin is very expressive

arthorjnr:
Dude you're not supposed to struggle lmao.

Let it all flow and you'll be fine.

Mine had me begging and asking God to restore my sanity. I was way ahead of my thoughts, scary af. It wasn't regular weed tho, It was ARIZONA.

Arizona is regular weed broh what you saying?

Teach me more bro, I'm on the 3rd roll right now in my sitting room. Listening/watching Maroon 5 - Nobody's Love

Weed is life bro

ehen nah