MickzyDonald:
But who's gonna marry the one's in this category now

MrTAnonymous:
You forgot to add hairdressers/stylist. Mehn, those ones na special case dem be!


Incase you don't know na me talk

Zzor:
rubbish

AfroKnight:


I forgot o! Those ones can finish a man’s destiny in their small shops. Avoid them!

doggedfighter:
This list

Looks like someone from the above list turned you down.

But it's all good

Sixfeetbelle:
I need to insult men the way they insult women when they open threads like this



I need suggestions.

longetivity:
I can marry any girl in this category and nothing will happen

Bornsinner7:
Awa fierce gan to ba n wa mi

No be small matter

AfroKnight:


Hello?

What are you people doing here? I thought I said “Ladies keep off!“ Stubborn but beautiful people.

Anyway, who would expect compliance from the gender that was gisting with the serpent in the Bible?

I come in peace.

AfroKnight:


Hello?

What are you people doing here? I thought I said “Ladies keep off!“ Stubborn but beautiful people.

Anyway, who would expect compliance from the gender that was gisting with the serpent in the Bible?

I come in peace.

tonyson010:
With exception to the nurses, others are dangerous.

Nurses are quite amiable and easy people. But on a bad day, work demands stress goes beyond control especially in a country with pathetic health care like ours.


Have a liking for lawyers.

Theboy21:
That's the deal, female lawyers are most times smart, intelligent and doesn't have time for some bullshit, just don't cross their lane

Zzor:
rubbish

doggedfighter:


A thread without us isn't complete

We're not going anywhere.

fati2001:
RUBBISH


Who called you here

AfroKnight:
This is valid in my beloved Nigeria only.

Number 1: Nurses.
Nurses are, by definition, “caregivers”, but a recent trip to any hospital (public or private) would disabuse you, especially if you love asking questions for clarity. They assume people who ask questions are dumb time-wasters and they often give curt answers or just go savage on you. I’m not too keen on dating people who don’t give a damn when they see blood.

Sorry if you are dating a nurse. May the ancestors strengthen you.


2: Bankers.
Ah! These ones always have a short fuse. I think it’s a crucial part of their training or a “quality” the HR looks out for in prospective staff. These women profile you by the amount of money you appear to possess, often forgetting that appearances can be deceiving. They always want to know how much you are worth in liquid cash. . Plus they tend to live above their means. Guys, it’s almost always a waste of time to date myopic ladies who happen to be bankers. Some are good. Good luck finding them.


3: Club/Lounge waitresses.
Our ancestors say: “Wahala be like bicycle”. Brethren, do not bite more than you can chew. There is no form of embarrassment these girls cannot visit upon you. Like bankers, they can size you up in a matter of milliseconds, but are often off-target as women are wont to. If you must date them, be ready for unnecessary show-off. They have seen mad money wasted in their workplaces. If you are an average earner, comport yourself cos if you enter express, motor go jam you.


4: Makeup artists.
I know these ladies are everywhere and many are beautiful, but guys, calm down. Their trade revolves around the art of subtle (or not so subtle) deception. Take heed lest you fall. They are often required on movie locations, photoshoots and weddings. They have seen it all. If they are successful, they may be more stable, but if they are up and coming, ah! Be prepared to compete for their attention. It is not a fair race for you. One pertinent factor is they have many female friends. And that spells major Wahala for you bro. Your quiet patience may win you the trophy, but it could also lead her to believe you can be treated like a dummy. Open your eyes, bro.

5: Last but not least, Students.
Not a “profession” but let’s call this an honorable mention. This also applies to women who are jobless and broke. If you are a working man looking to settle, avoid students, especially under 25 ladies. Their wahala nor get part two. If you like, follow dem. You go hear am. You remember how they acted while you guys were still in school? Would you love to pitch your tent with such fickle creatures? I wouldn’t. Neither should you. You want your money to be given to her campus boyfriend so they can laugh at you as they buy shawarma and small stout? Okay, maybe I’m exaggerating. However, a working man has no business dating a student seriously and exclusively. Well, except you have identified it as your destiny to play Russian roulette with your heart and funds.

That’s all for now. Kindly add to the list.

Ladies, I know you are reading this. No offence. It is what it is. You can’t insult me. I won’t respond unless I feel like tugging on your leash.

I come in peace.

AfroKnight:

Maggie you know I’m just kidding.

Hope it’s iyán àti ẹ̀gúsí pẹ̀lú ẹran ìgbẹ́? Rub my tummy baby girl. I’m all yours. Forget Persephone. I don’t even know her.

Come and twerk for me baby. Zaddy is here for you.