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Romance / Re: Guys, What're Those Things You Notice First In A Lady At First Sight by PussyMechanic(m): 8:26pm On Apr 19, 2016
DanceVille:
Ya! Cheerz.
Bro. How dem pusssy doing
Romance / Re: Guys, What're Those Things You Notice First In A Lady At First Sight by PussyMechanic(m): 8:11pm On Apr 19, 2016
Na number 2 all d way. Ukwu, yansh, idi nla nla. Big big yansh
Romance / Re: Pleas Am In Love With My Sister’s Husband, What Can I Do To Make Him Divorce Her by PussyMechanic(m): 9:36pm On Apr 09, 2016
Op go sleep. D weather dey affect ya brain

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Romance / Re: Top 3 Xteristics Of Ppussy Niggas By Calebosko by PussyMechanic(m): 9:34pm On Apr 09, 2016
Wetin be ya business with them

How u take knw all these without experience

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Romance / Re: Why Do Most Ladies Do This? by PussyMechanic(m): 9:31pm On Apr 09, 2016
One thing is that they don't knw this hard-to-get thing does not go down well with all men. Some men don't just like any form of rejection. They keep saying they don't like men thinking they're like other gals..they'll say not all girls are the same, I'm different from other girls yet they group all men as same; putting dem all under same hard-to-get trial 4getiing that not all actually find it funny. Na so one yeye gal do me till I pack off. She's 26 and still forming. I pity her condition sha.

Playing soft-to-get with a time duration is better.

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Romance / Re: Laying Her At ON-POINT Hotel Tomorrow. by PussyMechanic(m): 9:22pm On Apr 09, 2016
Bleep it on bro. Nack her apako. Go with babyoil for lubricado

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Romance / Re: My Love For Obontami (two Of Thesame Kind) by PussyMechanic(m): 3:22pm On Apr 06, 2016
PaulKillerman:
. God bless breh .... u too much , ur legendary mentorship and leadership is worthy of rekon.....

I salute Baba, our two should be thinking of opening a church , with pussymechanic ... so we can start being answers to every reproductive health problem of women....

God help us... twale baba
Yes o. I ready for anything pusssy. Mechanic job na to hammer back to position or destroy any worn out pusssy

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Food / Re: Good News Nigerians..Good News In A New Year! by PussyMechanic(m): 11:47pm On Jan 19, 2016
Remember the seeds weh we dey keep for games then & that if you swallow am, e go grow for your head.
Romance / Re: She Hasn't Said Yes But She's Asking For Money by PussyMechanic(m): 8:13pm On Dec 31, 2015
JudgementHammer:
Op dis ur love don dey wear cap o. She no love u. Abeg shine ur eye. She wise pass u. She don tell u her level. Let her go to her friends dat are always advicing her to help her in this time of trouble.

Well dash her N500 make e no be like say u wicked as u don fall maga 4 her hand then quit d stuff afterwards. Simple!
Lol
Romance / Re: How Man And Woman Can Make Each Other Happy (photo) by PussyMechanic(m): 6:34pm On Dec 13, 2015
pussymanager:
Hello colleague, How are you doing?


Hey my man. Your guy is kul. How dem pusssy doing?
Romance / Re: How Man And Woman Can Make Each Other Happy (photo) by PussyMechanic(m): 5:58pm On Dec 13, 2015
daretodiffer:


Why don't you save it for your sisters and daughters? grin

I have enough men in my family to give me all the advice that I might need wink

Thanks
Lol. That's part of what the op is talking about. U're taking my post personal after begining what u cannot take. My 1st post wasn't pointing to u b4 u began quoting me and saying that I've started madness. Perhaps ur bros aren't sharing hard facts with you or perhaps they'll go with you to ur husband's house or maybe u'll marry them since they're ur type.
Romance / Re: How Man And Woman Can Make Each Other Happy (photo) by PussyMechanic(m): 5:21pm On Dec 13, 2015
daretodiffer:


Truth?undecided

Bwahahaha

You are saints

And we are complicated
Na u sabi o. Its ur life. U better start the search for a perfect man now who will do all for you. Cus men who are imperfect but loyal are already scarce
Romance / Re: How Man And Woman Can Make Each Other Happy (photo) by PussyMechanic(m): 5:12pm On Dec 13, 2015
daretodiffer:


Mtchewww

They have started their madness again
What exactly is mad about the post. Whatever makes u uncomfortable with the truth is worse than madness
Romance / Re: How Man And Woman Can Make Each Other Happy (photo) by PussyMechanic(m): 1:37pm On Dec 13, 2015
greatness22:
Wait a minute Engineer, but u told me you are a "Specialist" na.
That kyn pusssy fit kill mechanic

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Romance / Re: How Man And Woman Can Make Each Other Happy (photo) by PussyMechanic(m): 12:29pm On Dec 13, 2015
greatness22:
E get one mad woman 4 dis area, e be like say her pusssy make na Honda Evil Spirit. She need mechanic like u to help her fix her faulty engine.
cheesy cheesy loolz. U wicked walahi. That kind pusssy go don rotten. No engine oil fit work am again.

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Romance / Re: How Man And Woman Can Make Each Other Happy (photo) by PussyMechanic(m): 12:10pm On Dec 13, 2015
greatness22:
Lwkmd, thank God i knw ur area, i nor go even let my female enemies pass through dat route.
U like ur enemies, oya gimme ya friend's number. Any make of pusssy - peugeot, honda, mazda, mercedes, bentley, etc. I be specialist. cheesy

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Romance / Re: How Man And Woman Can Make Each Other Happy (photo) by PussyMechanic(m): 11:56am On Dec 13, 2015
greatness22:
Guy, dis ur moniker got me laughing. "Pvssy Mechanic"
I go hammer am back to position. cheesy

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Family / Re: 'I'm Childless! But, My Landlady Is Pregnant For My Husband!' by PussyMechanic(m): 11:45am On Dec 13, 2015
Chai. See gobe

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Romance / Re: How Man And Woman Can Make Each Other Happy (photo) by PussyMechanic(m): 11:33am On Dec 13, 2015
Abbykem:
We are not asking for much nah! Girls don't want much from you except your time, attention, space, food, shirts, fun, bed covers, dick, passwords, credit cards, life nd soul? Is that too much undecided undecided
Lol. No. Its too small. Add more pls cheesy

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Romance / Re: How Man And Woman Can Make Each Other Happy (photo) by PussyMechanic(m): 11:14am On Dec 13, 2015
A contented woman can be satisfied. A wealthy businessman was asked how he's being coping in marriage inspite of d numerous engagement he has. He said he's going higher always because his wife is at peace with herself. He added that the earlier a woman admits that no man can meet all the innermost desire for love that a woman has, the better for her.

The problem is that most women have unreal desires that they think is possible. That's why a young girl who's willing to have a man in her life for marriage is better than a lady in her late 20's or early 30's who has had widened desires without a fiancee yet. When a man begins to stuggle to do all that is listed in the pic for a woman, he will unconsciously idolize her and neglect himself, ambitions and family.

Ppl say behind a successful man there is a good woman but in my terms I would say behind a successful man there's a contented woman.

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Romance / Re: cv by PussyMechanic(m): 6:43am On Nov 26, 2015
rawpadgin:
are u sure u are fertile
Give me ur sister for 1 nite and I'll prove my fertility to you.

Mumu. All I'm saying is I've never had unprotected sex. Dats all.
Romance / Re: cv by PussyMechanic(m): 10:57pm On Nov 25, 2015
JudgementHammer:
Mix cow urine with 5days old palmwine. Grind aligator pepper and mix it with snail water. Crush soaked ponmo and add d water u used to soak it. Mix everything together and put salt. The belle go wash one time.

Thank me later
Shuu! U wan kill me with laff for here

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Romance / Re: cv by PussyMechanic(m): 10:50pm On Nov 25, 2015
Ehya. I feel her pain. Seriously I'm a pusssy addict too but woman never get pregnant 4 me b4. And I will never abort or hurt an unborn child neither would I contribute to abortion by advice.

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Romance / Lalasticlala Why Do You Censor Penniss And Leave Vagina? by PussyMechanic(m): 9:34pm On Nov 14, 2015
Lalasticlala why do you censor penniss and leave vagina. I agree that pusssy, diick, b00bs, totto, yannsh, pricck etc are vulgar words that needs to be censored. But penniss is just as polite as vagina both in medical terms and in the circular. Pls check it out.

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Romance / Re: Barbaric Electric Shock Therapy Being Used To "Cure" Gay People In China by PussyMechanic(m): 10:23am On Nov 14, 2015
Durenttt:
No big deal. Sexuality is not choice but in-built.
shocked shocked. Now I believe u have really been wasting your life since 1995
Romance / Re: Barbaric Electric Shock Therapy Being Used To "Cure" Gay People In China by PussyMechanic(m): 10:14am On Nov 14, 2015
Durenttt:
Both ov the above. Lesbians are hot and acceptable. Period!!
Period. So u could be a lesbian or let ur daughter be.

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