maasoap:




Her sentences were clear enough. Just admit that you had no idea what she's talking about. She was talking about "head", receiving a "head" man!

You're still not making sense, man!
And enlighten me, man. How do you receive head? Do you wrench it off your neck and give it or what?

isii:

600l....

Isioma literally means 'Good Head', yea?

Jgoldie:
Thank God I left my ex but I miss head...this one wan swallow the whole meat...I carry my slippers run

You miss head? How?

And you folks should learn to construct readable sentences. It's painful to behold ladies with cute faces but shitty brains.

Phenomenal16:
All these men that will be pressing the stuff..like mango.. Smh.....

Them don press this one tire...

UyaiIncomparabl:

I'm good. You?

I'm fabulous.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Hmmmm. It's high time you spilt the milk.

Milk Spiller, How're you doing this day?

UyaiIncomparabl:


Hale. You?

Hearty.

I like you. And I don't often like people.


What is your name?

UyaiIncomparabl:

Whatever!

Hehehe...
How're you doing?

UyaiIncomparabl:


Whatever. Common sense should've told you that it was a typographical error. Anyways, thanks.

Wow! A jibe before an appreciation?

Well, you are not welcome, Miss!

UyaiIncomparabl:


And what's wrong if she was a small girl? Can't people chose their spouses in any dimension in peace again?

She looks early 'thirties'.

Choose, not 'chose'.

I think you're too pretty to be a dumbass.

SarkinYarki:
That GLE or ML ( can't make out the snout from here) doesn't fit to be parked beside that jet , they should have used Either Bentley Bentayga or Cullinan because those are the only SUVs in the market that can tell this theme out properly

Why don't you go and provide it for them?

Amakavula, Hello.

Whoever wins besides Buhari is a welcome development, even if it has to be Atiku.

APC is a shitty party that should be wiped off this shiithole of a nation.

mhizenugu:
Lol, I never insulted you,. And if I did m sorry. Didn't mean that way.

mae... how you?

mhizenugu:
Smh, why are you so mean? I don't like the way you talk to me on here.. gosh!

Honestly mae, I find your stubbornness frustrating.
I cannot come and die for your digit's sake. But i will get them eventually. Even if I'll have to get harassed, frustrated, and insulted some more...

mhizenugu:
Hey, I've told you several times.. stop calling me MAE.

Will you calm down, please?

What has me referring to you as "Mae" got to do with anything?
Mail me your digits as soon as you get this mention. I believe we're too mature to be acting all up.

mhizenugu:

Don't you think you are being stubborn for the wrong cause, Mae?

mhizenugu:
I see, you'll get what you deserve..

Well, I deserve to get your digits. It is only absurd that you think otherwise.

mhizenugu:
Good things come to those who wait.. plus the patient dog eats the fattest bones!!

What I'm asking for is your digits, mae! Not bones! however fat they may be.

mhizenugu:
Heyy!

Facts has it that the average man is hopeful and patient for few weeks, and then he plunges into despair. You sure want me to set a new record, don't you mae?



I'm talking about your digits.

mhizenugu:

Good morning, mae

mhizenugu:
He should come and teach me! biko

Ermm ....... First of all, I don't have a short-term memory.

And secondly, you still owe me a reply.


Hope you're enjoying your day?

mhizenugu:
smh, what do you want me to do.? I have responded already. Go to your box.

erm ..... you might want to check your mail.

I'll be impatiently waiting for your reply, Mae

mhizenugu:
smh, what do you want me to do.? I have responded already. Go to your box.

You've responded to this:
"It's a good thing that I didn't have to get old before you could at last reply.

Mail me your phone number?"


Perhaps I should get myself another pair of eyes.

mhizenugu:
Oh really? It wouldn't be a big deal yeah? No problem..

"No problem?" Are you for real, Mae? Now you're acting like I'm the bad one here, huh?


Oya do proper justice to that mail. I know you don't like the fact that it takes us ages to reply each other's mentions, I don't either.

mhizenugu:
overprotective? Nah. Cleared? Simply meant that I have responded to your mail.. now tell me what mae means, I'm waiting patiently..

Oh Mae, that's not how people respond to mails. And if you truly have responded, I apparently haven't noticed. Or maybe you never responded.


About 'waiting patiently', I've had my own share of waiting patiently, too. So it wouldn't be a big deal, Mae.

mhizenugu:
Oh okay, and what in God's earth is MAE? As for your mail that has been cleared.

And what exactly do you mean by "cleared"? There's really no reason to be overprotective.

Do the needful, Mae. Do the needful.

mhizenugu:
Um, I wasn't referring to you..

Mae, I knew you weren't referring to me. That was a joke, obviously.

But Mae, why haven't you replied my mail?



And Mae .... smile, please. Why the frown?

mhizenugu:
you need to shut the hell up

Erm ... miss, I don't intend to shut the hell up, at least not when you've kept a good man waiting for no reasonable reason.


Mae, do well to reply my mail.
I mean, it shouldn't take you a month to do that, should it?

mhizenugu:
um, nothing much, you?

Nothing much, too.... save being expectant for your response.

mhizenugu:
Rest in peace

Erm...... What's up?