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Foreign Affairs / Re: I Now Understand Trump's "Shithole" Comment About Africa, Uhuru Kenyatta by Robynwelo1(f): 10:55pm On Aug 29, 2018
This is the reason Africa will always be seen as backward...
I thought he was more brilliant.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by Robynwelo1(f): 12:25pm On Aug 28, 2018
Hardeypee:
Please guys i registered for entry level since June 18 but I'm yet to be called upon for assessment test,what could be wrong pls?
I also submitted my CV to a staff there but she keep saying I would get a message from them meanwhile so many people have really gone far with the recruitment process..I'm so confused
Pls friends,help

If you stay in Lagos, I suggest you go to the headquarters in marina on a day there would be test with your complete documents. When you get there, don't act like you didn't get an invite message.

I believe a lot of persons have written outside the day and time they were scheduled to write, and tbh, they really are not so coordinated.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Robynwelo1(f): 7:26pm On Aug 27, 2018
adecoal:
After having my PI for audit last week is there still hope of joining kpmg this year as resumption is 3rd of September

I heard they recruit for audit through out the year. They also bring in new intakes even past the resumption day.

Did you receive a success message after PI. Were you benchmarked?

I would like to know the day you were invited for PI and the day you were interviewed.

Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by Robynwelo1(f): 5:30pm On Aug 27, 2018
Mayowaedun:
Who got a test invite for Wednesday ?

Is it in marina, lagos the headquarters? What time do you have the test.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Robynwelo1(f): 5:26pm On Aug 27, 2018
Padraic:
since I wrote test in July, I haven't moved to the next stage. anytime I pick a department, they always reply by asking me to pick another one as the department I picked is not currently recruiting.

this is the fourth time now, And since I'm not from a finance background my choices are quite limited.

I have refused to pick audit cos I know that's what they want.

they should just put only audit in their service offerings because that's the only place thats ever open for non finance graduates. Nothing like HR sef.

I have chosen MC. I know they will still reject it again. smh

MC? have you heard of the stress people go through for that? they really do not need much people in this area or any for now.

Please if you do not want delay, pick audit and for your own good. it's the largest dept in Kpmg like 70%, so it's much easier and faster to get into it. Also, you do not need financial background to be admitted into audit. I have also heard of people that ended up switching after they got the offer.

I had this wrong perception of audit before, I picked everything until I finally picked audit. I later learnt it comprises of a very large range of service. Every company or sector needs audit. it's actually one of the best services to have experience in.
Religion / Re: Woman Who Used To Go To Church 3 Times A Week, Stops After Visiting UK by Robynwelo1(f): 10:00pm On Aug 26, 2018
remi1444:
i read somewhere that Atheists are some sort of paranoic set of people... is this analogy true?
undecided
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Robynwelo1(f): 9:59pm On Aug 26, 2018
Kingzd:
No,have you?

Not yet. I am tired of waiting already. I would like to join this September batch...LOL
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Robynwelo1(f): 3:54pm On Aug 26, 2018
Happy Sunday Everyone! Has anyone been scheduled for PI yet?
Religion / Re: What Personal Experience Made You Believe God's Miracles Do Happen? by Robynwelo1(f): 10:59am On Aug 26, 2018
hopefulLandlord:


Yep, that's an awesome miracle. fire once started in a hospital and almost all the patients died in the fire. the hospital was razed down and several properties destroyed. but all bibles and Qur'an weren't burnt so glory to God for choosing to save Bible and Qur'an rather than humans and properties. I'm sure you'd have acted like God too if you had the power

you wee not kee me grin

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Career / Re: KPMG Graduate Trainee by Robynwelo1(f): 10:51pm On Aug 24, 2018
Dimby1:
I applied for KPMG Graduate Trainee and was sent a reference number.Please what next?

Wait to be called in a month or two if shortlisted.
Religion / Re: Woman Who Used To Go To Church 3 Times A Week, Stops After Visiting UK by Robynwelo1(f): 5:06am On Aug 23, 2018
remi1444:
impressive. are you a JW?
I am an Atheist, but that's the way I knew it when I used to be Catholic.
Religion / Re: Woman Who Used To Go To Church 3 Times A Week, Stops After Visiting UK by Robynwelo1(f): 11:12pm On Aug 21, 2018
yourown:
Nice write up there, but my point is, take for instance you were born in a remote village in India where they worship elephants with little or no connection to the outside world, you grow up not knowing any other religion only ur hindu. If that person dies is he going to heaven or hell. (Asking for a friend) wink

I suspect you are disguising as a christian.

Anyways, There are many heavens and hells so get ready to share yourself into many parts after you die.

A part of you will be in the Christian heaven, other parts will be in Allah's, Ra's, Vishnu's, FSM's and the rest's hell.

Same applies to Muslims, Buddhist... etc

But atheists, na them go suffer pass.
Religion / Re: Woman Who Used To Go To Church 3 Times A Week, Stops After Visiting UK by Robynwelo1(f): 11:02pm On Aug 21, 2018
remi1444:
please can you be explicit with verse 12?

The whole of that passage is trying to tell you that those things they did in the past are not valid anymore.
If God felt the need to bring Jesus, the high priest into the World, it's to correct some things that were not right. If those rules where perfect there would be no need for Jesus to come.

So Jesus the ultimate High Priest has come to give us the perfect rule.
Further down the passage, it says, Those animals that were sacrificed as offerings, No need for that anymore cause Jesus is the perfect offering. He has done it once for us all, so we are no longer indebted to God.

Also Note that only the Levite's were instructed by God then to collect tithes. And only the tribe of Israel were instructed to pay tithes. Other tribes like Judah did not pay tithes.

Also Note that not once did Jesus and his disciples collect tithes or asked us to tithe. When Jesus taught us about giving( the widows mite), he encouraged us to give with our whole hearts, not necessarily a percentage or amount.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by Robynwelo1(f): 5:51am On Aug 21, 2018
Omakunsolomon:
Please can anyone help me with what to expect.... I will be writing my test this Friday and I have limited time to read, I want to make good use of my time. Those that wrote and pass, pls kindly assist. 07033643371 I will appreciate ur help.[color=#006600][/color]

What time is the test please?

It's fifty questions in one hour. It contains basic maths(simple calculations, sequence, no calculators allowed), English(comprehension, synonyms and antonyms), and Logical questions(inductive and deductive reasoning).
You need to answer 30 questions correctly to move to the next stage.
This is what I was told when I went to write mine. Although I wasn't allowed to write because of the age difference of my two certs (WAEC/Birth). I would probably be rescheduled very soon.

Please can anybody confirm this, and also if there are current affairs questions too?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Robynwelo1(f): 5:32am On Aug 21, 2018
Jokuns1:
Hey guys. Started this journey since October last year. I went through threads including those of the previous years and on seeing the success story of others who have also gone through this process, I had a prayer in my mind "I will also be here to shout out mine"
Got my offer letter for TRPS after a lot of waiting and praying. Really thankful for the journey so far and grateful to and for those who have been helpful to this success. Am sure others like me are here too, but this is also an assurance for those still expecting. Yours will come too. Shalom smiley grin[color=#990000][/color]


CONGRATS! Hoping to join you soon.
Romance / Re: Lady In Raunchy Poses With A Statue (Photos) by Robynwelo1(f): 6:03pm On Aug 18, 2018
Some people have no shame and no sense at all.

This could land her in trouble if it's a statue to honor a well known or respected person.
Family / Re: Mother And Her 2 Teenage Twin Daughters Pregnant For One Man (photos) by Robynwelo1(f): 5:05pm On Aug 18, 2018
panpan:


I was wondering about this as well. Another possibility is that the mother is 45 and the twins are 24.

Another possibility and possibly the sanest is that this story is TOTALLY made up.
Those 'twins' don't look like they know what a TOTO LGA is.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Robynwelo1(f): 4:56pm On Aug 18, 2018
Glowing05:
Some people said it isn't adviceable...
Wow...seriously? Fine then. Let's be patient.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Robynwelo1(f): 4:30pm On Aug 18, 2018
Glowing05:

No, none of that

I think you should call to ask why you haven't been scheduled and if there is any problem.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Robynwelo1(f): 3:42pm On Aug 18, 2018
Glowing05:

I did AC since 27th of July,
forensic Dept.
Till today no feedback
Tho some people in my group ve been called for PI and also I knw of 1 dat ve been given an offer letter.

That's a long time. Have you submitted your transcript? Have you tried calling the HR?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Robynwelo1(f): 3:13pm On Aug 18, 2018
Ramirovasquez:


when ia the date of your PI?
Have not been scheduled yet.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Robynwelo1(f): 11:43am On Aug 18, 2018
Kingzd:
So many people,very many, have gotten offer letters already

Wow...That's great. If it's three weeks till resumption it's still possible to get an offer letter after PI, don't you think?

Have you been scheduled for PI?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Robynwelo1(f): 11:12am On Aug 18, 2018
Kingzd:
That was fast. I doubt if resuming with the new guys would be possible

I don't understand. What new guys?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Robynwelo1(f): 10:36am On Aug 18, 2018
Glowing05:

When did you get ur success mail
I don't think ur transcript will, I know of someone who got d job without transcript

Okay, thanks.

I did AC on Monday, got the success message the next morning, on Tuesday.

What stage are you in now?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Robynwelo1(f): 9:47pm On Aug 17, 2018
Wow this thread dry oh...

I got a success mail for AC, so did six others in my group of eight.

Waiting for PI for Audit.
Has anyone been scheduled yet?

I am a little scared since my transcript has not been sent from my school. I hope it won't affect the process.

Heard resumption for new intakes is usually September. Hoping for the best.
Travel / Re: Best Destinations For Your First International Trip by Robynwelo1(f): 12:21pm On Aug 17, 2018
As I saw England I passed over your thread.
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Rihanna And Donald Glover Everyone Is Talking About by Robynwelo1(f): 10:44pm On Aug 16, 2018
So someone cannot act movie again in peace...na wa oh!

Religion / Re: Why Is God Too Wired???? by Robynwelo1(f): 1:56pm On Aug 05, 2018
Find out for yourself. Search for him with an open mind. No one can or should tell you what to believe.

My journey to atheism all started with a doubt. It made me bold enough to seek for the truth.

My advice is this; don't let anyone tell you it's wrong to doubt or question your belief.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Robynwelo1(f): 11:57pm On Jul 31, 2018
Remix10:


Even after changing to audit still no reply, please can you help me with their contact, email or phone number. Thanks

They didn't reply me either after I changed to audit. I believe the next email would be the invite.
The first email sent to you inviting you for test has about 10 different emails, check details. Send to either Love Alabi or Odunayo Adekunle's email or both.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Robynwelo1(f): 9:54pm On Jul 30, 2018
Remix10:
My application to kpmg gas been stalled for a year now at documentation stage owing to my choice of dept, I chose MC, I was told it's not available, I changed to TA, IARCS, still no response, I became tired and since then I became mute, Is there anything that can be done?

Same with me. The only dept. available for none accounting background is Audit. I will make my change this night and send to them.
Science/Technology / Re: Blood Moon Thread (Live Updates: Pictures & Videos) by Robynwelo1(f): 8:37pm On Jul 27, 2018
I haven't sighted the moon, but the sky is reddish in Lekki, Lagos.

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