₦airaland Forum

Very Good.

If you say Nigeria became Africa's Biggest Economy under Jonathan and yet over 40million youths are Jobless. I don't understand your maths

Hmmm.

Na politics oooo.

A new CRK teacher, transferred to a JSS 2 class
during the mid term, wanted to know how well
the students understood the syllabus so far. He
decided to start from the last topic the
previous teacher had taught, "Hello class, who
broke down the walls of Jericho?"
There was a full minute of absolute silence. All
the students just stared at him blankly. The
teacher then pointed at the students in the
front desk to answer the question. The students
began responding.
Amos: "Sir I'm a new student here, I just started
this school last week."
John: "Sir the day the walls was broken, I
didn't come to school, I swear"
MARY: "Sir I only passed by the walls of
Jericho, I didn't even touch it, as it was already
broken when I passed it."
Rufus: "Sir, I didn't even know the walls had
been broken, until you mentioned it now."
The teacher became so shocked and infuriated,
"What!!!" He screamed. The Students began
murmuring amongst
themselves that the new teacher is so mean.
The teacher, shocked by their ignorance,
stormed to the principals office to tell him what
happened. The principal kindly responded,
"Sorry about that. You know how mischievous
these JSS students can be? Always destroying
things and later denying it. But be rest assured,
this matter would be fully investigated. Just
write down the total cost in fixing the said wall,
and at the next PTA meeting the issue would be
discussed"
The CRK teacher fainted
Who is more stupid, the students or the
principal? Comment below.

Na her problem b dat.

Onyiridike:
Just checked my MTN account balance and I saw:

Change is here, vote for APC.

Don't u check very well ni, can't u see dat it's Apc advertisment on Mtn platform?

I tired oooo, yeye pple.

So at last President Jonathan is planing to visit Borno? I once made a critical make-up condeming the president's refusal to visit the Chibok and other communities davastated bt Boko-Haram insurgents. So now election is at hand and the president and his handles now deem it fit to visit Borno? These people don't care about Nigerians!

I don tired 4 laugh here.

Change cum already.

U see wat we r talking about, wen their r talking about age, even if it nt Buhari, we need change of government, we can't continue like dis.

All we see... Umbrella,broom,squirrel,maize,tourchlight,cock,eyes,pineapple,bird,candle,key alligator,lantern, cow. Na wah for us but why don't we also have ocean, palm tree, kolanut, mosquitor etc?

Wow.

Dat's d fact.

Big problem all because of pleasure.

Nigerians r nt fools.

Hmmm, God help us oooo.

I can never say d 2rut.

Na wa 4 dis man sef, I don't really no which side he belong 2.

Dat's d reason Nigeria need CHANGE.

9ice 1, God bless u Ali Baba.

Hmmm

Na wa ooo, na another record b dis ooo.

Na wa ooo, ur pple no like u again, well go pray for 7 montains spend 7 days each on montain, they go 4give u. Do it oooo.

She's proving 2 herself dat she's very strong woman, continue.

9ice reply 4 big fool Jonathan.

See yeye president wey dey talk about fone num, he didn't talk about hw 2 make Nigeria a better counrty 4 his pple, well Nigerians don wise up. All Nigerians want nau na change.

Wen u don't hav money u can't get gud thing. God help me ooooo.

Make we wait nd see wat d result wil bring, all I can say is Naija don wise up.