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Romance / Check This Out. (really Funny Conversation) Photo by SaucyBenks(m): 5:16pm On Jun 21, 2019
grin grin grin grin grin grin I just can't stop laughing....


Most ladies would die literally after reading this grin

Romance / Re: Ex Girlfriend now keeps Disturbing Me. by SaucyBenks(m): 7:47am On Jun 21, 2019
Begging a girl... A Very Big Sin!

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Romance / Re: What Will You Do In My Situation? by SaucyBenks(m): 7:29am On Jun 21, 2019
mp3ree:
good day
i have an issue and i need urgent help.I just did traditional marriage to my girl friend ,found out later that she did introduction with a guy some weeks ago but later called it of two months before our traditional marriage ,also found out the ex fiance has been sleeping with even after she called the initial introduction off.up to the extent of sleeping with the guy four days to our traditional marriage.
am confused on what line of action i should take,she does not know have found out all this

please advice needed ,no insult.
I can only tell you how brutal you should be cos you have been played with in the most disturbing manner.

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Romance / Re: Yoruba Girls Are So Beautiful by SaucyBenks(m): 2:49pm On Jun 20, 2019
That's why I don't want to leave ijebu grin
Romance / Re: Can You? by SaucyBenks(m): 2:46pm On Jun 20, 2019
Pascopele:
Guys, can you trust your best friend with your girlfriend together in a room,

Ladies, can you trust your best friend with your boyfriend together in a room??
I don't even trust anyone... I don't have a best friend, all that stuff na scam.

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Romance / Re: Who Should Be Blamed? Your Friend Or Your Girlfriend? by SaucyBenks(m): 1:32pm On Jun 20, 2019
I'd rape my friend's sister... No apologies.

Then Bleep my girlfriend one more time and discharge her.
Phones / Re: How To Remove Background From Images For Free Online by SaucyBenks(m): 9:06am On Jun 17, 2019
Doesn't work
Romance / Re: We Have Ladies That Don't Want Kids On Nairaland. by SaucyBenks(m): 8:39am On Jun 17, 2019
This makes more magun-free pussies available... What a welcome development.

We just gotta keep fuxking them, so easy!

Who cares about marriage in this generation with news all over the place about how loose the ladies have become huh? No genuine love, no genuine intentions, secrets upon secrets, lies of all shapes n sizes You name it...

Just enjoy them n look for a virgin to marry after exploring them city hoes and before the virgin would have gotten the sense to start hoeing, she go Don born like 5 children n by then, she either sticks with you or at least be humble cos her time Don pass. grin
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Sleeping With A Lady When Her Boyfriend Called by SaucyBenks(m): 2:34pm On Jun 15, 2019
Ugly girls, doing what their mothers didn't do, sleeping with men while in a commited relationship... Guys of today that go into marriage, marry coded prostitutes without knowing...

Codedruns.com makes me speechless each time I visit there, yet marriage still happens every Saturday. Well, one conclusion I've made from the ladies of this generation n the oncoming generation is that marriage for this 21st century, na HEAVY SCAM!.

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Romance / Re: What's The Treatment For Sun Burn On The Skin by SaucyBenks(m): 1:16pm On Jun 14, 2019
amakadihot87:
I sleep for 8 hours daily,yes I itch my eyes sometimes and as for bleaching cream .....No idont
stop rubbing the eyes
Romance / Re: Soon Black Women Will No Longer Find A Man To Settle Down With by SaucyBenks(m): 8:28am On Jun 14, 2019
He's so right... They are losing all values by the day, so disrespectful n worse.... Most of them with smelling vagina


#Pukes

Even the guys commenting here know he's right but ass licking and reputation protectors won't admit. Sissies!

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Romance / Re: I Want To Teach This Girl A Lesson by SaucyBenks(m): 7:53pm On Jun 13, 2019
Drug n lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: What's The Treatment For Sun Burn On The Skin by SaucyBenks(m): 7:45pm On Jun 13, 2019
Have you been getting enough sleep? Have you been itching your eyes? Have you been bleaching or using bleaching agents in the dark circles? If you've been doing any of these, then you need adjustments in your lifestyle.
Romance / Re: Husband Will Be Scarce In This World? by SaucyBenks(m): 7:52am On Jun 13, 2019
Tajbol4splend:




Omo if everyone adopts this your style, HIV will have changed from STD to airborne disease by then
juju for HIV n other diseases dey... Better wake up!

N it works. How does it work Once she had any, I mean any disease at all, the dick no go gree rise even if you take TM or Viagra... Talking from experience.

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Romance / Re: Confess by SaucyBenks(m): 11:16pm On Jun 12, 2019
I peep at my neighbour's big ass n tits when she showers n my next house neighbours too, about 7 women in that house... They don't close bathroom door when bathing n they walk around their house naked not knowing I'm seeing it all especially at night when there's light.

I Live upstairs, so it's easy.

bleeped one last year embarassed

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Romance / Re: Husband Will Be Scarce In This World? by SaucyBenks(m): 10:52pm On Jun 12, 2019
TedLawrence:
My people how true is this, just saw it on Facebook..
it's scarce already... That makes more pussy available for us cos I Don scrap marriage n so do many other guys... grin

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Romance / Re: Did He Overreact Or What Would You Have Done Differently by SaucyBenks(m): 7:49am On Jun 12, 2019
He slapped her What a weak man...


Smash something thick on her neck and dump her somewhere joor! Wicked thing!
Romance / Re: Help! I Cum When Wearing Condom! by SaucyBenks(m): 7:46am On Jun 12, 2019
jejepa:
PLeeaz Padom my granma.. .
Let me make it short.
I'm a student in one school in Ibadan.

I'm entering 24 by September.


The problem is that I haven't have intercours with a girl, but since I'm in my 3rd year, i want to start performing sexually before I get married and it gets late.


I have some female friends, but I'm not getting closer to them because I hate embarrasement.

Now, I bought condoms, but when I try put it on, it feels so tight and I cum just before it enters the tip. I have tried it several times, but still same.


I'm scared. .. How do I solve this issue.

if you masturbate, stop it!


And if you don't, n haven't had sex since birth like you said, bro... You're a machine that doesn't know how to work. The kind that fires on even after cumming... You won't understand grin

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Romance / Re: How Can One Increase Joystick Size Without Any Side Effect by SaucyBenks(m): 10:20pm On Jun 11, 2019
Liliyann:
Sometimes, size does not matter!
when it's 8inches n you're an expert at using it, ladies call such guys "demi gods"

They lick our balls in fact grin

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Romance / Re: I Love My Girl But She Is Doing This To Me, Please Help by SaucyBenks(m): 10:16pm On Jun 11, 2019
Patriotician:
I met this girl some time ago. I am a 300level student and she worked in a distribution company. We met in my hometown and became lovers. We were close and i loved her dearly. I believed she loved me too. She never asked me for money or anything to buy her except i coerced her into taking stuffs from me.

She was amazing and i enjoyed every moment with her. My family got to know her and my friends were happy i finally had someone to love.

After the holiday, i went back to school. We were talking on phone and she would call every hour. I was thrilled by her love.

Problem started when i told her to stay away from a gang of old acquaintances that were against our union but she wouldn't listen. First, i started suspecting they were dishing her blows about me and all that.

Our relationship began to waxcold, she wouldn't call like before and things started turning sour. We had a clash one day at her work place because she insulted me and i wanted to react, so she took iron and hit me with it and disgraced me calling people around to come, she called me names like "this fool, this idiot, e.t.c". I was completely down and wanted to commit suicide but few motivations got me going.

Later, i travelled home to work things out between us even though i never offended her. I noticed things were never thesame again. She would insult at the slightest provocation. It all came as a shock cause she would not let me make love to her again and she would make excuses to avoid seeing me.

After much effort, i finally had her come to my place. She had denied having affairs with someone else but i was in doubt. So, i took her phone and went out. I went through her contacts and saw a phone number saved with *Austin Mom* i check her sent message and saw messages she sent to the guy begging him and telling him about love.

Foolishly, i called the guy with my phone and we met today. We talked and later after i left, she called my line to tell me am a complete fool....

Love is devastating i must say. I love her, no doubt about it but I need to save myself cos am lost as it is now. I understand now the pains of those that committed suicide cos of love.

Please advise me on what to do now.

you'll be the most recent bastard if you commit suicide... Love kill you there.


Focus on getting better in life n you'll see her come begging, then you'll make love to her as you want for as long as you want then dump her

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Romance / Re: Do You Think She's Cheating? by SaucyBenks(m): 6:34pm On Jun 11, 2019
stefanbanach:
What would you do if some guy on Facebook told your girlfriend that he'll give her the banana she wants?


NB: she's friends with almost every handsome guy on Facebook. She's cheated on me in the past and she's a chronic flirt.
hahahaha... You think she's cheated in the past and you think it's just that? Hahahahshshahahahahahahahahahahha... This guy foolish oo grin
Romance / Re: Unilag Graduate Comes Out Gay On Facebook Says He His Tired Of Hiding by SaucyBenks(m): 5:26pm On Jun 10, 2019
Brown14:
most gay guys I know are rich... and most straight guys are broke compared to the gay guys.
why this Anomaly?
there's something involved bro... But it's not in my power to reveal it.

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Romance / Re: Married Woman Caught Flaunting Another Man On Facebook. (photos) by SaucyBenks(m): 9:59am On Jun 08, 2019
Ryan03:
And when women kill their husbands for cheating will you say she has done well? Your comment doesnt make sense
ok
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Said I'm To Authoritative And Proud. HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED by SaucyBenks(m): 8:27am On Jun 08, 2019
willace:
My girlfriend has the attitude of not taking correction. Me too I know I have my own flaws. There has been some guys toasting her. She told me about it. She said she told them she already has a boyfriend but just wants to play along and eat their money. At first I said nothing. Then some days back the issue came up again . Then I calmly told her that she should stop it . That I don't like it. When I told her she became angry that I was giving her rules and regulations because she was in my house (she's on holiday. So she's staying at my place) that if she was at her parents. I won't be able to tell her what to do and who's call no to answer. So that day passed . Then like two days later we were just playing and she said she'll slap me(I've warned her about such statements before) then she told me again that she was in my house that's why I was telling her such things. We have had some issues in the past before where she was wrong and I corrected her and she took offense to my correction and we quarreled about it. Those Times I even had to apologize for peace to reign. Now she's leaving saying she doesn't want me to talk to her since it's my house . So I asked her why she was quarrelling with me "She Said I was Too Proud And Authoritative"

How should I handle this ?
let her go....


Oh! If only you know what God has just done for you grin

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Romance / Re: Married Woman Caught Flaunting Another Man On Facebook. (photos) by SaucyBenks(m): 8:24am On Jun 08, 2019
And when you kill them they'll say you're wicked.... Mtsweeeew!
Romance / Re: Soft Ass Or Firm Ass by SaucyBenks(m): 12:14pm On Jun 07, 2019
Ass don't move me... Guess what does grin



"PUSSY"




ANYTIME.... ANYDAY!

I'm not moved by ass... But if I see your camel toe, oh my! cry lemme not tork embarassed embarassed embarassed cry

That's why I can't even stay faithful even for ordinary one week cry



ToTo good oooo!!!!!
Romance / Re: Help, My GF Experiences Painful Urination. by SaucyBenks(m): 12:08am On Jun 06, 2019
vowsng:
Dear NLs, my GF told me this evening, I'm so terrified right now, she thinks I gave it to her, but I have never experienced any pain during urination, ever, and I have never had sex with any other girl at least in the last one year, we have been together for six months now and we have sex almost twice every month so how come this is showing up now, doctors in the house please profer a solution please, is it something gonorrhea or something else?
How safe am I ?
What can she do?
she's cheating on you
Romance / Re: “ I Want To Be Your Friend” by SaucyBenks(m): 10:06am On Jun 05, 2019
MissRaine69:

It would be exceptionally naive of me to assume what was meant to be a physical arrangement would graduate to wedding bells. This is a mistake most women make....I happen to be not most women.
lucky you then...

But you can't be too sure of yourself my dear
Romance / Re: “ I Want To Be Your Friend” by SaucyBenks(m): 12:16am On Jun 05, 2019
MissRaine69:
Why do some men use this as a chat up line? Why is it difficult for some to say exactly what they mean?
Genuinely curious about this phenomenon.
he didn't finish it... Its supposed to be I want us to be friends..... With benefits grin

N even if you later moved their rank from just friends to boivrend by mistake, their real intention was to stop at just being friends with benefits with you....

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