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Properties / Re: Landlord Throws Graduate-Tenant Properties Outside In Uyo During Heavy Rain-pics by Kingju: 1:47pm On Apr 15
Adewale1603:
Lies. Staged stunts. Or you're not saying the full story. Which landlord will be so heartless to do this because of #3,500 rents.
People dey own landlord 1yr, 2yrs rent of higher amount sef, he still dey manage them

You never jam landlord na why you dey talk like this
Education / Re: How I Broke Family Tradition With First-class Degree – Toyinbo Hezekiah by neyobills: 1:42pm On Apr 15
Babtunz:

Look at you laughing at your own ignorance. Very bold of you to call Animal Breeding and Genetics a yeye course.
AFAIK, that school is the only one that offers this course in the whole of Nigeria for many years. Don't really know about now though. Do you even know the limitless career prospects in Animal Breeding and Genetics? I see you're not informed so I'll take my time to enlighthen you.

As he is, he has equal chances with someone who studied Microbiology, Biochemistry or Genetics to proceed and obtain a Msc or PhD in genetics-related fields. talk about molecular genetics, human genetics, computational genomics, bioinformatics, medical genetics, etc etc.

So you see, sometimes it better to just keep quiet and learn instead of making statements that make you sound unintelligent.


You dey mind am,Genetics is perhaps the hardest course in the college of Agric from my own experience

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Politics / Re: New Band A Tariff: NERC Orders Automatic Downgrade After 7 Days Non-Performance by Truvelisback(m): 1:31pm On Apr 15
Bmus41:
Do people really enjoy over 20 hours electricity in this country ?
20 ke? Even 10hrs no sure you dey talk 20hrs. We are just receiving epileptic power supply.

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Religion / Re: Dunamis Church 'Fake Testimony': Anyim Vera Deserves An Apology by BscHolder: 1:28pm On Apr 15
missidy:
grin grin grin shut up, you can't feed my generation. Only my dad alone will feed your whole kindred. You too don't talk to someone you don't know anyhow. I made a comment, you quoted me with insult. I will insult your life and family, try me. Someone can't make a comment on nairaland without useless guys like you quoting to insult and talk rubbish. I will insult your lineage, idiot. Get out.
Idy abadie?
Now wey life come hard like this I dey look for those wey dey yarn say Dem fit feed person and their generations grin
If you happen to fall in that kinda persons Abeg do make you feed me and my generations biko, economy come choke grin
Agriculture / Re: First Time Farmers, What Are You Planting? by Emeskhalifa(m): 1:25pm On Apr 15
I want to go into farming this year. Intend on planting groundnut and corn. Then will farm beans later on. Currently in talk with those that will give me land for rent.

I pray this turns out well cos 2 yrs ago, I gave someone money to plant beans for me only for harvest time to reach and he called to tell me that rain destroyed all the beans

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Spokeswoman Slams Israeli Ambassador's Call To Condemn Iran Attack by jaxxy(m): 1:24pm On Apr 15
After russia's unprovoked invasion of Ukraine? she has the audacity to talk?

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Religion / Re: Dunamis Church 'Fake Testimony': Anyim Vera Deserves An Apology by Catalyst1992: 1:11pm On Apr 15
engrjosefz:
She deserves a public apology by the Pastor.

Stage fright can hold anyone to ransom especially when you have never been on such stage and among crowds before.

The English thing is not really a yardstick. I have seen people who are very sound on paper can really talk or express themselves.

Moreso, she might not be an 'A' student, but she was able to graduate with a certificate, that the most important thing.
. How can a law graduate don't know the difference between Bsc and LL.B? Don't blame pastor Eneche please
Romance / Re: How I Met And Slept With A Girl Under 36 Hours by MrCork: 1:07pm On Apr 15
Serendipity2023:
MEETING A SLIM GIRL

I was outside waiting for lab results at the primary health centre when I saw a girl trying to cross the road.

The only visible thing was a portable backside and a clear light skin.

She was short.😂

On impulse I quickly told her I would like to talk to her again and would need her number.

She obliged with it.
This was on a Monday afternoon.

➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖


The next day, Tuesday, I spoke to her and told her the backside got my attention and that I would like to see her.

She didn't sound angry at my remarks so I knew she could be game.

Where? she had inquired.
I told her my place.
I was very direct because I didn't rate her.

I didn't care if she left or stayed and I was ready to delete her number immediately.

After all she was slim and short. Not exactly my spec.

Surprisingly she accepted.

➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
The next day being Wednesday she came.

I entertained her and within minutes I was already making advances at her.

I would touch her laps, careless her breasts and backside.

She would remove my hands on each occasion.

The resistance wasn't firm. So I knew it was just shakara.
I continued.

I tried to unbutton her shirts. She kept resisting.

I succeeded in doing that then shifted the bra revealing small breasts.

I quickly started sucking it.
Sucked for a few minutes then unhooked the bra.

She was still resisting.
I now begged her to allow me do just small naa.😂🏃‍♂
I reached for her trousers and started removing them.

I succeeded, and she quickly covered herself with the bedsheet.

By this time I was hard as excitement of a new pussy engulfed me.😂🙈

NEW WOMANHOOD ❤️

New womanhood is always different. I can't just explain it.

Having worn my condom, I quickly inserted my curved designers manhood into her womanhood.

She moaned. She was tight.
And because of her small size, I could penetrate deeply.

This further confirms my observations that women with firm bodies usually have tight womanhood.

I have slept with plenty fat or chubby women, and their womanhood were as wide as Lagos-- Abeokuta expressway.😂😂

I continued softly, savouring every thrusts as I kissed her intermittently to enhance the feelings.😂

I released within 5 minutes.
I did 2nd round, did doggy style as well.

She acts naive. And afraid to hold my manhood.

She didn't give me blow jobs.
The next time I invited her she slept over.

➖➖➖➖➖➖➖

In all the occasions, while thrusting she looked like a lizard in my eyes.

The laps in missionary position were too tiny.

I didn't like the view at all. And missionary is my best sex position.

I like thick women. I need to see some meat so it wouldn't look like I was suffering or eating unbalanced diet.😂

I like big things especially big breasts.

After the 2nd visit, I swore not to invite her again but konji held me and I invited her for the 3rd time.

She was homely, cooked, did dishes and all.

Serendipity, writes from Lagos trenches.



So u are proud becuzz u sleep with disable under age girl from primary school health center tryin to cross road....corrrrrect??..YOU ARE A PETERFILE & MUST BE ARRRRSTED FOR RACISM....SHAME ON U SIR!!!!no oofencsece) angry

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Politics / Re: Power Grid Collapses Again by nairalanda1(m): 1:07pm On Apr 15
MemphitzDgreat1:

Na only Barth Nnaji managed to increase our megawatts to the National grid. Not once did it collapse under his watch....
Nor be that fool, Fashola aka Minister for Darkness talk say for steady electricity supply to happen, make GEJ comot as President. GEJ don go now, see where Nigeria dey now.

Grid was collapsing under prof nnaji

From 2010 to 22, grid collapsed 222 times..nnaji was minster in 2011-12.
Romance / Re: How I Met And Slept With A Girl Under 36 Hours by MrCork: 1:04pm On Apr 15
Serendipity2023:
MEETING A SLIM GIRL

I was outside waiting for lab results at the primary health centre when I saw a girl trying to cross the road.

The only visible thing was a portable backside and a clear light skin.

She was short.😂

On impulse I quickly told her I would like to talk to her again and would need her number.

She obliged with it.
This was on a Monday afternoon.

➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖


The next day, Tuesday, I spoke to her and told her the backside got my attention and that I would like to see her.

She didn't sound angry at my remarks so I knew she could be game.

Where? she had inquired.
I told her my place.
I was very direct because I didn't rate her.

I didn't care if she left or stayed and I was ready to delete her number immediately.

After all she was slim and short. Not exactly my spec.

Surprisingly she accepted.

➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
The next day being Wednesday she came.

I entertained her and within minutes I was already making advances at her.

I would touch her laps, careless her breasts and backside.

She would remove my hands on each occasion.

The resistance wasn't firm. So I knew it was just shakara.
I continued.

I tried to unbutton her shirts. She kept resisting.

I succeeded in doing that then shifted the bra revealing small breasts.

I quickly started sucking it.
Sucked for a few minutes then unhooked the bra.

She was still resisting.
I now begged her to allow me do just small naa.😂🏃‍♂
I reached for her trousers and started removing them.

I succeeded, and she quickly covered herself with the bedsheet.

By this time I was hard as excitement of a new pussy engulfed me.😂🙈

NEW WOMANHOOD ❤️

New womanhood is always different. I can't just explain it.

Having worn my condom, I quickly inserted my curved designers manhood into her womanhood.

She moaned. She was tight.
And because of her small size, I could penetrate deeply.

This further confirms my observations that women with firm bodies usually have tight womanhood.

I have slept with plenty fat or chubby women, and their womanhood were as wide as Lagos-- Abeokuta expressway.😂😂

I continued softly, savouring every thrusts as I kissed her intermittently to enhance the feelings.😂

I released within 5 minutes.
I did 2nd round, did doggy style as well.

She acts naive. And afraid to hold my manhood.

She didn't give me blow jobs.
The next time I invited her she slept over.

➖➖➖➖➖➖➖

In all the occasions, while thrusting she looked like a lizard in my eyes.

The laps in missionary position were too tiny.

I didn't like the view at all. And missionary is my best sex position.

I like thick women. I need to see some meat so it wouldn't look like I was suffering or eating unbalanced diet.😂

I like big things especially big breasts.

After the 2nd visit, I swore not to invite her again but konji held me and I invited her for the 3rd time.

She was homely, cooked, did dishes and all.

Serendipity, writes from Lagos trenches.


angry

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Politics / Re: Don’t Devalue Naira After Implementing New National Minimum Wage – FWF Tell FG by Peejayz: 12:57pm On Apr 15
AqualinaXYZ:
For una mind now Tinubu has made Naira gained value





Una no know say the werey dey pay huge to defend naira





Tinubu is paying for naira subsidy

If they ask you to explain what you just typed now, you no go fit talk

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Spokeswoman Slams Israeli Ambassador's Call To Condemn Iran Attack by GLouis: 12:46pm On Apr 15
God1000:
Russia isn't too hypocritical like the west


Iran has the right to defend itself, I will never support evil


You support evil. If you didn't why call yourself God?.


Go n sit down,allow grown ups to talk
Politics / Re: Power Grid Collapses Again by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 12:38pm On Apr 15
SoNature:
Since APC came into power, the national grid has been collapsing like a pack of cards! Those folks are a curse to this country!
Na only Barth Nnaji managed to increase our megawatts to the National grid. Not once did it collapse under his watch....
Nor be that fool, Fashola aka Minister for Darkness talk say for steady electricity supply to happen, make GEJ comot as President. GEJ don go now, see where Nigeria dey now.

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Romance / How I Met And Slept With A Girl Under 36 Hours by Serendipity2023: 12:37pm On Apr 15
MEETING A SLIM GIRL

I was outside waiting for lab results at the primary health centre when I saw a girl trying to cross the road.

The only visible thing was a portable backside and a clear light skin.

She was short.😂

On impulse I quickly told her I would like to talk to her again and would need her number.

She obliged with it.
This was on a Monday afternoon.

➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖


The next day, Tuesday, I spoke to her and told her the backside got my attention and that I would like to see her.

She didn't sound angry at my remarks so I knew she could be game.

Where? she had inquired.
I told her my place.
I was very direct because I didn't rate her.

I didn't care if she left or stayed and I was ready to delete her number immediately.

After all she was slim and short. Not exactly my spec.

Surprisingly she accepted.

➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
The next day being Wednesday she came.

I entertained her and within minutes I was already making advances at her.

I would touch her laps, careless her breasts and backside.

She would remove my hands on each occasion.

The resistance wasn't firm. So I knew it was just shakara.
I continued.

I tried to unbutton her shirts. She kept resisting.

I succeeded in doing that then shifted the bra revealing small breasts.

I quickly started sucking it.
Sucked for a few minutes then unhooked the bra.

She was still resisting.
I now begged her to allow me do just small naa.😂🏃‍♂
I reached for her trousers and started removing them.

I succeeded, and she quickly covered herself with the bedsheet.

By this time I was hard as excitement of a new pussy engulfed me.😂🙈

NEW WOMANHOOD ❤️

New womanhood is always different. I can't just explain it.

Having worn my condom, I quickly inserted my curved designers manhood into her womanhood.

She moaned. She was tight.
And because of her small size, I could penetrate deeply.

This further confirms my observations that women with firm bodies usually have tight womanhood.

I have slept with plenty fat or chubby women, and their womanhood were as wide as Lagos-- Abeokuta expressway.😂😂

I continued softly, savouring every thrusts as I kissed her intermittently to enhance the feelings.😂

I released within 5 minutes.
I did 2nd round, did doggy style as well.

She acts naive. And afraid to hold my manhood.

She didn't give me blow jobs.
The next time I invited her she slept over.

➖➖➖➖➖➖➖

In all the occasions, while thrusting she looked like a lizard in my eyes.

The laps in missionary position were too tiny.

I didn't like the view at all. And missionary is my best sex position.

I like thick women. I need to see some meat so it wouldn't look like I was suffering or eating unbalanced diet.😂

I like big things especially big breasts.

After the 2nd visit, I swore not to invite her again but konji held me and I invited her for the 3rd time.

She was homely, cooked, did dishes and all. She is 24 years old.

Serendipity, writes from Lagos trenches.

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Business / Re: I'm Buying Spodumene and Lepidolite (Li2O> 5%) by nattyspice: 12:36pm On Apr 15
neduboo:


Physical inspection can tell
Call me asap let's talk,

Mica is available.
Politics / Re: Yoruba Nation: Modupe Onitiri Abiola Declares Secession From Nigeria (video) by enemyofprogress: 12:28pm On Apr 15
gidgiddy:


At least he fought before running away, you guys can never fight to even talk about getting to the stage of running away
he fought and ran? Bloody coward. grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Breaking: There Has Just Been A Knife Attack On A Priest During Service by Rich4god(m): 12:28pm On Apr 15
I saw the man's talk on Mohammad, I know it's won't be long before some extremist guys plan for him.

That's a very popular bishop.

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by KIDfurniture(m): 12:19pm On Apr 15
Greetings my brother , do they still have 3.5kva in the market ?








twinskenny:
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Tubular to lithium


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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Spokeswoman Slams Israeli Ambassador's Call To Condemn Iran Attack by God1000(m): 12:11pm On Apr 15
misreal:

My brother every country has nuclear weapons including biafra grin grin grin
Lol, I don't talk about Biafra man.

This is about Iran and Israel

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Satellite TV Technology / Re: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by Jefferyzz(m): 12:09pm On Apr 15
I'm in Ibadan. Lets talk on WhatsApp
de3lar:
Any reliable Solar installer based in Ibadan here?
Religion / Re: Dunamis Church 'Fake Testimony': Anyim Vera Deserves An Apology by Aaaaarghmed(m): 12:01pm On Apr 15
AAAA67:
A graduate in law should know what her degree is after spending five years in the University.
Has nothing to do with the institution - NOUN , which some people have their reservations about.
She brought the embarrassment upon herself.
I don't blame Pastor ENECHE on this.
She should apologize for giving wrong testimony and should correct herself.
do you think it is easy for her,at her age she tried and finished school,yes,she made a mistake.but as usual ,most of all these I too know pastors just talk anyhow like mumu.withiout calming down.he said she is a liar.all these yeye pastors sef
Celebrities / Re: VIDEO: See How Pastor Enenche Caught Lady Giving Fake Testimony In His Church by LordIsaac(m): 12:01pm On Apr 15
He caught nothing. She deserves an apology. That’s not how to talk to an adult. I find that act very very disrespectful. Well, what do I know, it is but the consequences of worshipping gods of men. Quote me daily!

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Politics / Re: Edo Government Demolishes Security Post At Shaibu's House by uniquelyspecial(m): 11:53am On Apr 15
Omenlon:
Edo can never near Lagos, not to talk of being Lagos. Very stagnant state with loud mouthed people.
Fact.... Edo is not Lagos.
Whether you use "cannot", "can never", "can never near"... They all mean one thing .

Edo no be Lagos
Politics / Re: Olumide Akpata Picks Yusuf Kadiri As His Substantive Running Mate. by Penguin2: 11:42am On Apr 15
LADEMINUS:


You think the Otaru will go and campaign for someone against the wishes of his people that have consistently given landslide votes to Oshio?

Rotflmaoooo
So when the Sultan of Sokoto was behind Buhari in 2015 because the north wanted power back to the region, how many of Buhari’s campaign did the Sultan attend.

When Sanusi Lamido Sanusi supported Kwankwaso’s candidate against Ganduje in 2019 that eventually led to his dethronement, how of Abba Gida Gida’s campaign did you see him attend?

When you some of talk sometimes, one can’t help but wonder if God assigned poto poto as grey matter to some people.

Fiakwa!

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Nation: Modupe Onitiri Abiola Declares Secession From Nigeria (video) by gidgiddy: 11:37am On Apr 15
enemyofprogress:
who ran away and abandoned his people during the Civil War? I guess he was a Yoruba man?

At least he fought before running away, you guys can never fight to even talk about getting to the stage of running away
Business / How To Improve Coinbase Clone Script Speed And Efficiency by mayajamison: 11:37am On Apr 15
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Religion / Re: Dunamis Church 'Fake Testimony': Anyim Vera Deserves An Apology by ufotunang: 11:36am On Apr 15
Richyfj:
A grauduate that cannot speak simple good English and cannot differentiate BL and Bsc??

It's the fear and anxiety of facing a large crowd could not make her talk confidently and boldly and made her make some mistakes
Religion / Re: Dunamis Church 'Fake Testimony': Anyim Vera Deserves An Apology by WantsandMore: 11:35am On Apr 15
victorazy:


Come! young lady, don't talk to me that way because you don't know me. For your info, I can feed your generation. Am a well to do young guy, estate developer here in Abuja. I know Louts like you thinks all Nairalanders are lil boys. Be careful. Send me your acc no let me bless ur week. angry
Why would you bless her week after she'l has abused you? Damn
Religion / Re: Dunamis Church 'Fake Testimony': Anyim Vera Deserves An Apology by ufotunang: 11:35am On Apr 15
The fear and anxiety of facing a large crowd while giving her testimony would had made her make those mistakes and talk with some mistakes
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