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Crime / Re: Lady Assaulted By Soldier In Abuja After 'Calling Her Bloody Harlot'. Photo by SenhorSean(m): 12:42pm On Oct 03, 2018
innocent or not... You wan fight soldier...
If i were you!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Funniest, Scariest And Surprising Experiences In Life Here. by SenhorSean(m): 12:36pm On Oct 03, 2018
it was in 2011, a fish hawker was stopped and invited into the compound. After mom bought fish...We closed the gate and went bck inside... Few minutes later, mom realised my kid bro is missing, It was few months to his 2nd birthday... No one suspected when got out. he's never been outside the compound on his own. We searched the whole neighbourhood for more than 4hrs...towards evening...

Everyone was panicking and very sad... We went on asking from house to house...
Suddenly, we saw him among a few kids near a church...we went to get him...they told us he was just playing since he came there and they were wondering where he came from...
We were just thanking God he didnt fall into the wrong hands.

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Romance / Re: Is Food Truly The Way To A Man's Heart? by SenhorSean(m): 10:33am On Oct 03, 2018
That was in the ancient times..

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Crime / Re: This Coconut Tree Died ,dried Up And Then Caught Fire All By Itself(photos) by SenhorSean(m): 2:32am On Oct 03, 2018
This is really wierd!

Romance / Re: When A Girl Bought Sprite Drink What Does It Mean? by SenhorSean(m): 1:45am On Oct 03, 2018
She wants to drink Sprite niii. Tbh... Is everything okay with you?

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by SenhorSean(m): 11:01am On Oct 02, 2018
If i'm a kid needing those, the undeveloped foetus is you.

No better person to ciaim that piece of sh!t except you.

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by SenhorSean(m): 10:48am On Oct 02, 2018
Story of my life

VERSE 1

i remembrd how i started slamming |Moving with niggas that likes jamming |Inspiring, then i chose my path, they said i'm dreaming |told em y'all need to watchout for me every homecoming

I puff out, blazing smoke like a chimney |Bailling out with my cocktail walking past amy's alley |Thinking abt life and my story |Aint too late to hit the glory

They say after the storm comes the cloud |but too many storms yet no cloud |We gotta live by not crying out loud |survive and hope someday we'll be proud.

I f*cking placed a bet on my future |How it sounds to have a great pleasure |Watching em regret, knowing they lost a treasure |i'm on that lane living that adventure.

They said i love rhymes |Oh Yeah! I love being different most times |Being unique like the taste of limes |A lonewolf afraid of by his primes

i build up and got a steady vigour |Including a real good sense of humour |down to earth and being candour| When bothered, i lose my behaviour.

******

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by SenhorSean(m): 9:09am On Oct 02, 2018
hey, i knew u copied that from leo

it shows you arent as good as my shadow.
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by SenhorSean(m): 12:59pm On Sep 30, 2018
Hahaha, aint angry just expressing myself.
If u've got a thing with me, u need to handle yourself.

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by SenhorSean(m): 11:56pm On Sep 29, 2018
opalk:

smh. can't do two lines
i bet your ass is pretty whipped enough.
Now u follow me around, sorry i'm not in love.

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by SenhorSean(m): 8:17pm On Sep 29, 2018
Hey kid, if u nasty while i'm brutal. When im done with u, u wont be normal. U gonna beg for mercy but i will be denial.
Romance / Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny/dirty Translations In Yoruba. by SenhorSean(m): 7:09pm On Sep 28, 2018
grin
Romance / Re: Dad Offers You 50mil To Leave His Daughter: Respond. by SenhorSean(m): 12:53pm On Sep 28, 2018
depending on my interest in his daughter, i need to know what will happen if i dont collect it...or probably make a counter offer...
Islam for Muslims / Re: Is It Better To Recite Qur’aan From Memory Or To Read From The Mus-haf? by SenhorSean(m): 12:39pm On Sep 28, 2018
Noted! May Almighty Allah make it easy for us all. Jumah Mubaraq.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Is It Better To Recite Qur’aan From Memory Or To Read From The Mus-haf? by SenhorSean(m): 12:36pm On Sep 28, 2018
lilfreezy:
Is it better to shout ALLAHU AKBAR before detonating an explosive to blow people up or don't shout it at all but still blow them up grin
such a vacouous comment.
Romance / Re: Husband Material by SenhorSean(m): 11:26pm On Sep 27, 2018
tiffanyfan:
If a wife material can cook a nice pot of soup with 1k, then an husband material should be able to build a mansion with 5k. My two cents.
* this table you are shaking....hehehe
they are coming 4 you.

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Romance / Re: Thread For Single Not Ready To Mingle by SenhorSean(m): 11:23pm On Sep 27, 2018
*Night out without guilt. *free from emotional baggage *free to flirt without any guilt or fear. *Much time for yourself.
Romance / Re: Ladies And Gentleman Come In Here! by SenhorSean(m): 10:31pm On Sep 27, 2018
SMH... NA who dem dey decieve... Na question op dey ask no be by force u talk.

Romance / Re: Ladies And Gentleman Come In Here! by SenhorSean(m): 11:23pm On Sep 26, 2018
Which soup except... Low cost mixed Okro soup.
Lets say; Fresh Okro #50 Grinded pepper#40 Maggi #10 Palm oil #50 Ponmo #100 Crayfish #50
I do these whenever i'm broke in sch...

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Romance / Re: Guys Name One Thing Ladies Do That They Think Turns You On But It's A Turn Off by SenhorSean(m): 10:55pm On Sep 26, 2018
1. Guys call it 'Notice me'... Real turn off

2. Acting pathetic.
Romance / Re: Ex Girlfriend: you don't value what you have until you lose it by SenhorSean(m): 10:54pm On Sep 26, 2018
reading...
Travel / Re: What Will You Miss If You Leave Nigeria? by SenhorSean(m): 10:40pm On Sep 26, 2018
My well wishers!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SenhorSean(m): 10:33pm On Sep 25, 2018
Leyqute:


Yup. Really lethargic and dispassionate- the same words you can use to describe the bulk of Pogba's performances in a Utd shirt. He' saying the right thing, but he's the wrong person to say it.
hahaha... Although, he's outspoken.
I guess he's trying his best to keep up with Mourinho's style...if u are a soccer player. U wud understand better if u put urself in his shoes.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SenhorSean(m): 10:18pm On Sep 25, 2018
Leyqute:


How is Pogba right?
Only those that watched our last epl game simultaneously with liverpool and mancity's match would understand. Our game play is irritating compared to theirs.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SenhorSean(m): 10:13pm On Sep 25, 2018
Nice game... Mourinho needed to lose. He has turned Man.United upside down... What a shame that it was just to Derby county and Frank lampard. MAN.U 4 LIFE... POGBA WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG.

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Sports / Re: Reactions As Luka Modric Wins FIFA Men's Best Player Award by SenhorSean(m): 11:42pm On Sep 24, 2018
So happy for Luka Modric...back in 2010, Fifa also gave Messi the award while other players performed better...
Now the battle has ended, 10yrs on the run btw Messi and Ronaldo.
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by SenhorSean(m): 11:25am On Sep 21, 2018
hahaha! I smh cos u talk crap!,
I can't even call that a rhyme or a trap!
Surely, you need a tutor and some strap.
Romance / Re: These Are The Hardest Zodiac Signs To Fall In Love With by SenhorSean(m): 7:49pm On Sep 20, 2018
wink
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by SenhorSean(m): 2:00pm On Sep 20, 2018
i see your diss so wack, i dont need wonder why u fail.
I guess u ate some kola, cos your rap sounds so bitter.
Literature / Re: Writertain Writers League .... Registration Thread by SenhorSean(m): 1:27pm On Sep 20, 2018
I'm interested

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