Chai

VIRGIN GIRL

a man was very poor, he could hard eat his daily meals


he visited a herbalist to help him consult,tge gods, he was told to look for a forty year old virgin girl in unilag, he is still searxhing up till now

PLS HELP HIM IF YOU HAVE ONE

LOL

Even if your wife is richer than dangote otedola or bill gates all combined
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if you have five naira its our money and if you she has trillions its her money COMPRENDE?


dont be deceived because she is giving you toto no mean say she no go kill you


welcome to nigeria

Relationship for girls is poverty alleviation program
bills, hair do, make up, house rent, child fees etc

IF YOU NO GET MONEY, HIDE YOUR DIICK

Dont deceive yourself that a girl loves you, she doesnt she is just managing you till a richer dudd is around the corner, and she will jump ship


if you dont hAVE MONEY DONT EVEN GO NEAR THEM, THS FIRST THING THEY WILL LOOK AT IS YOUR SHOES, THEN YOUR CLOTHES


i am not saying that all nigerian girls are useless ooo but most of them are judgemental and filled with hatred for men


all they do daily is gossip and mock

and you too come no get sense join, and you are painting the ' i am poor picture'

ARE YOU A LEARNER?

Drugs, yahoo yahoo, jazz, the people that visit herbalist house most are women, the first time they see you, they will ask for your name, birth day, mothers name so that they can chexk you out from their pastor or alfa or herbalist

all they care about is money

men work hard, women work smart

and she still chop your dick at night


the future is female indeed

monkey dey work baboon dey chop









are your names monkey and baboon?

relationship issues

THANK GOD SHE IS NOT FROM NIGERIA





DONT QUOTE ME I AM ON DRUGS

why do women wear a bra for a month?

baba GOD dont bless only me, bless my enemies too

ladies in the house what would you do?

Home dey sweet. We no wan resume again.

Corona till 2023

Don't take panadol over someone's headache, nothing concerns poor Hausa Fulani about all the shit happening in Nigeria, they just wake up, go about their business, go market, buy and sell or rear their animals or go to farm as usual.

As for their corrupt leaders or the cabal they are cashing out on them big time?
They(the poor) don't even know someone is stealing their money, they have accepted their fate and moved on with their lives. Unlike down south where someone can complain about bad governance, here they don't even bother themselves, they just continue with their lives and I think I love them for that, they don't blame anybody for their lives,

No light, they buy generators and move on, no water, they dig wells and move on, they don't give a fxck about the govt. Their main challenge now us insecurity and as usual the govt hasn't done anything.

So don't be deceived thinking anything will happen like revolution or anything, nothing will happen, nobody will protest, they will just go back to their daily normal lives and move on.
Nothing concerns anybody about the system, everybody cares about himself

Heroes on Nairaland zeros on election day. But I thought you guys were going to Biafra earlier. What happened changed your mind?


Hi Mynd44, no ban today?

Up gunners. We don't need to win any cup. We are chronic losers. We loose everyday.

Don't waste your ticket betting arsenal to win a match.

Just bet that they will beat arsenal and you will be smiling to the banks everyday.

#UPGUNNERS!! #GUNNERSFORLIFE!!

The energy used on sex, if many of us use it to make money, there won't be any more poor people in this world

Knew little about women previously. Now I am a professor of women. Have learnt a lot from Nairaland.

To even talk to a girl before na wahala. Thanks to Guys like UBUNJA , MARTINEZ, LUKUI, and so on and the redpill crew. I now fxck girls and bitches for fun.

God is the greatest.

Get a girl or hooker booked for sleepover or whilst through Friday till Monday. Tell her you want to fxck her all through the period. Don't allow her to wear clothes in the house. Knack her at every damn corner. Try all the styles, doggy, missionary, lizard, 69, titty fxck, mouth action, Mouth Gig, cuninlingus, and so on.

If after that you are still not satisfied. Then go and marry.

Op is right, there is too much poverty in the north. If the centre cannot hold, then the house is bound to fail.

The gap between the rich and the poor is too much in the North. Ignorance and illiteracy too is killing them. Some of them don't even know the difference between left and right, they have been brainwashed by poverty and ignorance. And all their leaders do is sap and milk them dry till they die.

Many people blame their leaders but I blame their obsolete culture. They will be giving birth to kids they can't take care of. A jobless man having ten kids. No food to eat. So they start begging on the street.

And if bokoharam comes with N500, they will easily recruit them. Drug abuse, child marriage and so on are many of the issues facing them. Because if you come from the south and see how these people are living, you will ask are these human beings? And to them its normal lifestyle.The north is no more part of Nigeria. Its another country on its own.

Please be blaming tinubu and APC if you don't have light, good roads and water supply in your states

Don't be deceived, Nigerian ladies don't love anybody, I repeat they dont love anybody,

Wear fine agbada or suit for a goat and put it inside a brand new range rover. Then call all the babes in your street to come and kiss it for "one million naira".

You will be hearing them cuddling, romancing and even giving the goat fine names, " junior" , "goatee", " Mr Goat!"

Love my black ass!!!

See this one, they are talking of Fulani colonisation you are talking of APC?

Since when has Kaduna refinery been established by the Nigerian govt? They haven't even created APC then.
Both PDP and APC is there any difference between them?

Yahoo yahoo guys will be smiling with one kind smile

Mr DJ please play me

"Assurance" by Davido Ft Chioma

Even if arsenal play against my secondary school football team, they will beat arsenal. They don't need to compete again for any competition like champions league, uefa cup, fa cup or premier league. They should just be coming to the stadium and be spectating.

Arsenal, since they have carried the golden premier league, all the cups they supposed to collect for twenty years, they have collected it that day.

They even reach champions league final, yet they didn't carry the cup.

Some said its village people, I think they need a lot of prayers.

I am an arsenal fans though. #GunnersForLife!!!!

You are kicking the hornets nest with this issue you are dragging oh!!!


After collecting my money, car, recharge cards,Brazilian hair, Peruvian hair, dstv subscription, fuel money, BlackBerry sucbscriptio n, monthly data subscription, shopping in Dubai , shoe money, ice cream money and so on and so on.

You are still telling me I should not be sad.

Mr Man, AM I JESUS CHRIST?

She can talk to his mom or his sister or someone she trusts to keep the issue secret then seek for ways to solve the matter.

The guy might not have been having regular sex before. He might be a newcomer.