wetdick:


i dont friend my ex. sorry and i dont have their number and i dont look back at my ex, i cant even date an ex, i move forward. there is a reason an ex is an ex.

the only reason you have her number is because you still have feelings for her. and she damn very happy to play with your mind, that is why you are here telling us that she unblocked you.

well I don't give a flying Bleep. Yes I still have feelings for her na. In fact I have feelings for all my ex and I still assist them one way or the other. Is that a crime man? When did ex become automatic enemy?

wetdick:


are you not going to delete her number? or you want to commit suicide, lover boy

which one?

time to commit suicide Don pass. No I no dey ever delete ex number. Na only idiots like you go dey delete stupid boy

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Is she Beyonce lookalike?


I can decode d advert

its not about beauty. She is on the average when it comes to look. Keep decoding

united442:
o.p you sound depressed, dumb, childish, pained and frustrated...

if you like bleep heaven and earth, e go still pain you say that babe block and dump you

you probably thinking she cant live life without you and your 'only God knows the monthly salary you are talking about'
e kan paiiinnnn

mtooorrr...

as we speak she just unblocked me and already trying to explain that she was pissed but my mind is made up.argue with ur neighbour gen

timibare:
God punish you en ur useless parents.....they should have used condom instead

thunder strike your mama and who ever impregnated her

TMemos:
Why are these buildings in Borno Way, Ebute Metta, Lagos so close to each other?

They are so close that someone in a room on one of the upper floors can extend his hand to collect salt, of his lips to collect a kiss, from another person in the other building.

There are reasons why buildings should not be this close. From privacy issues to fire incidents. Or in case one of the buildings collapses.

na your type wet of them cross my way I no dey waste time to pay boys to beat till u faint. What did the owners do to u

My spec
I can die there

SMH. Insecurity

Preshy561:
Yahoo boy on the lose.

where I dey, yahoo boys are broke Learners

ednut1:
U too dey lie

this one is jobless na with him big head

I don't know why they like doing this

Martinez39:
Don't mind that dingbat. If you are born in a rich family, it means your parents worked for it. Where were their parents? Is it your fault that you were born in a good family? Don't pay him attention. Success is hard work even when luck is involved.

i don leave them na. Let them argue with their generator. They think dangote is richest Black man alive because of mercy and luck?

I met this girl years ago. I like her like mad. This is a girl that after I met her u stopped doing shit. Sshe even cheated on my a few times and I forgave her. In fact I was blinded by love to the point that even if I for ever catch another man dey Bleep am for my bed, I for still forgive and take her back. Yes one of the reasons is because she has been through hell with me so now wey I Don land, I see no reason why I should leave her and get a random girl that never knew what I have been through to just come and start enjoying where she did not sow. I gave this girl a few simple rules, don't ever block me on whatsapp When we are not together. Don't ever ignore my messages or calls when u are angry. No matter how angry u are. I can tolerate her cheating on me or any other shit except those 2. She has broken these 2 rules severally and I forgave her. Recently she saw a chat with me and some random girl that was begging me for cash and she got pissed. I tried to explain and she refused to either pick call or reply Messages. I got pissed and blocked her and to my surprise she blocked me too. Well I have sent her an SMS that this time it's really over. I know she will think I am joking but as we are speaking I am truly done with her. She will be surprised to come home and see 3sexier hoes in the house. My rule is if I am in a serious relationship I don't cheat. The day u push me to do it, it's over. This is a girl that dosnt work o but lives like a certified princess. Travels anywhere she wants without me complaining that's it's too much. It's not like I am a mugu. E get wetin girl go Don see for you hand and u won't mind spending as much as possible on her when ground level. I just pity her because it will be hard for her to find a rich, sexy, handsome guy wey sabi Bleep and no dey Bleep around. For 3years, I have not bleeped another toto except her but she has cheated on my a few times. This Naija girl wey I personally put all her family on Monthly allowance. I dey wait to see where she go find Naija guy with all those qualities together. 98% of rich and handsome Naija guys will always cheat on u. This is a girl that we are suppose to marry this year. Girls, if you are lucky to get a guy like me please use your brain well. We love u no mean say we dey stupid. Well enough ranting. Let me preper to enter silverfox or bayrock strip club. Life is too short to take it too serious
All these broke guys in the comment don't come f or me o. No be me cause una poverty

Update1: Bitch unblocked and trying to explain. Some girls are really stupid
Update2: she talking of comiting suicide
Now that's where I am scared. Cos last time I tried breaking up she actually attempted suicide. It took the help of some very professional doctors to bring her back to normal. Now this is scary
Update3: she gave me 1hour to talk to her or she kills herself. I am getting scared now man
Update3 : we broke up now for real. I sent her pics of me fycking strippers. So now she knows I am not kidding. She can go and hang her sef if she was.
Also the girl in question is an Austrian. I guess we had cultural issues. Maybe I just have to stick to Naija babes we will understand ourselves better
Final update: we are back together. I Bleep craze commot for her head this night. All the people taking panadol for my headache can go No hug transformer

You wanted the hoes time for 2years before u regain consciousness. U deserve slap

Akalia:
When I hear such arrogant utterance from people my heart sinks. Do you think you are the most hard working man on earth and that's why you are successful?

There are people out there that best you in the areas where your strengths lies but yet they may not be at par with you socially.

Please never you brag about your success and never you look down on anyone still facing social struggles . There is no mate in destiny ; life revolves around time and chance. Ecclesiastes 9:11.

bro it's hard work and smart work. We not successful by chance or by mercy or by god or Satan. Lottery winners and people that inherited cash and properties exempted

God keep this type of Oloshos away from me

daben1:
"poverty has really done bad to this one" bro, if you or your family are rich, it's not by your effort, it's just God's mercy and He can be MERCIFUL to anybody, anybody!

its not mercy it's hard work And smart work. U Christians are annoying

Stupid question to be ask in naija

timibare:
only if u en ur hopeless/useless generations was reasonable ENUFF.....you wouldn't have had issues with you GTB account....read en assimilate b4 you run ur mouth like a bad tap....back to my comment...lemme break it down for dead heads/crackheads like you.....I was only shocked en suprised to see a fair lady....to be ds dark among these white ladies....the real white women outshined her

this idiot still has the guts to display more foolishness. The idiot said they outshined her " olodo this time may thunder and lightning strike u and ur generation

She eats shit

Df

timibare:
omo see as ds gyal black nawa oooh

may thunder fire you anywhere u dey. Are Africans suppose to be white or pink?
Again thunder fire u and your generation

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Rubbish. I thought u meant zidene Wan come play again