Oxtonguy:
To arrest the bull

Highbruno:
Na wa o,some people lack wisdom and insight. why this man leave him beautiful wife and kids just because of that macho looking Laura ikeji.

If you ask me, na who I go ask? the matter wey we see so, e tey wey e start, no be me go talk am, e heavy for mouth eh! if you ask me, the matter for ground eh na who I go ask?!

NwaAmaikpe:

This girl's mother's madness has started affecting her gradually.

was this comment necessary? do you know her mother personally abi you are talking based on what you saw and heard on TV? smh for u dese pikins

SorftWerk:
Good morning everyone, I'll go straight to the point.


I was on my way to the bank this morning, then I came across this cute fair girl (probably 19 or 20yrs), she starred at me for long and I just had to stop her to talk to her.she told me her name and we talked for a minute, then I asked her if she'd come see me @ my place later in the evening today and she said no I asked her why and she said its because of my dog Lol...then I assured her my dog will be locked in its room when she comes and she was comfortable with it... She teaches at a kindergarten school right opposite my place, so she said she'll come after she's done with the kids...


Now why do I feel like what I'm about to do is not right? And I can't even tell her not to come anymore cos if at all she comes, something must happen..I feel kinda uncomfortable with it but at the same time I really want to hit her.. #confused

As you've already started having doubts, it's best you don't have sex with her, treat her right and earn more respect from her, besides she's still immature, groom her right so she doesn't sing the same chorus with others girls about all guys being the same.

Haba!

Synzu:

I never cheated on her even once in our 3 year old relationship.

hmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Synzu:
The first and only chic whom I caught cheating on me got kicked out of my house right after I landed her a resounding slap for touching me when I asked her to keep her distance!


Cheating? That's one thing I will never forgive.

Furking hoes wanna eat their cake and still have it.

but it's OK to cheat on her and she forgives and take u back right ?

So here I am! Between four years it took, I’m leaving Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma.

Where to from here? The answer to that question is as varied as the students who make up this year’s  Religious Management and Cultural Studies, graduating class.

Many of us know or claim to know exactly the next step to take, whether that step is to go for internship, a full­time job, or even a backpacking trip through Europe.  I am ready to join the workforce, educated and prepared. I am excited!.

The big thing about University is learning about yourself, and many of us will leave our majors with some vague idea of the job we’d like to get or business we’d like to start, but nothing more.

Whatever we decide, most of us will agree that Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma, was a perfect place to foster our minds and bodies in this critical learning phase.

The same can be said of our wonderful university. I’m a totally different person than I was coming in as a freshman four years ago. I hope I’m also a better one. I’ve learned so much about —my field, my interests, myself, and so on—I feel like, were I to go back in time, my younger self wouldn’t even recognize me! I can only hope this passion for learning carries over. I suppose real­life experience will teach me a lot either way.

The biggest thing I learned—and again, is that we only get one trip around this rock, so we might as well enjoy it. You have to find a balance between work school and fun. “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.” It’s not just a quote from a movie; it’s the truth. A well­rounded person is someone who knows a little bit about every topic his or her friends discuss, and an interesting person can take that info and have a conversation about it, even if his or her knowledge is lacking.

To everyone who touched my live, I say thank you. To my Mother and family member  who stood by me no matter what. To lecturers who tried to instill in me a passion for learning. To advisers who helped us decide what path to take. To friends who were there for weekend hang- out, parties, study sessions, and everything in between. And to all those others we depend on. Without you—without each other—there would be no purpose to being here, no way to advance. Life, like society, is exactly what we make of it. Thanks to all the loving, kind people I’ve met during my time in Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma, my concerns about both life and society are much smaller. If even half the people I encounter after I leave here are anything like my Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma cohorts, I know I’ll have nothing to worry about.

And so,  I’m sure I will remember my school days—clearly for the rest of my life.

Sincerely, and from the bottom of my heart, thank you all.                                                                                                KELVIN EROMOSELE OMOIJADE.             Department of Religious Management and Cultural Studies.         Faculty of Arts.                                                                     Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma.                                   Class of 2016{Unlimited Blessings}

Awwwwwww he's so so so so so cuuuuuuuuuuuute!!!!!!!!

SirVintageCock:
I travelled to my town on one of this festivities and was strolling and greeting friends along the way with my earpiece blasting P-square's Omoge mi till I got to the pathway that leads to our compound. I was about negotiating the bend when this guy I know quite well shoot off like a bullet almost knocking me flat on the ground, I managed to peep to know what's after him and there were really something after him, ...... policemen were after him. I didn't bother to count how many they are i just shoot off too and followed the guy by then they were already very close and had their hands around my shirt I manage to wriggle out of their grip, pull it off and throw it into the bush while I was running for my dear life.
By then the guy they were after was already short of breath and felt that since they are after me too he can take a break and catch his breathe. They got him on his shirt and trouser and were dragging him back to their van oblivious of the fact that my guy was unbuttoning his clothes. He managed to cut himself loose again and shoot off, they held the shirt it slipped from his body, the trouser is already at his ankle he lifted his leg and got it out and WAS FREEEEEEEE. He ran like a mo'fucker for his dear life. The policemen were amazed to what was happening to the extent that instead of chasing him they stood there for some seconds before bursting into fistful fits of laughter.
It WAS funny but wouldn't have been funny if they had caught him.
I witnessed from a VERY safe distance.

LMAO! u did well to run o my brother, coz if they had caught u, smh..... u for use ur eye see ur ears without mirror, I promise u that. Here in the east, there is a saying that goes like this " Voom ka mma karia statement".
My last ordeal with the police was when I went to a bar with my neighbour at about 6:30-7pm, they stormed the place claiming cultists were there having a meeting and that they came based on information which was a lie, coz that's how police now raid most joints where there are lots of people, on that evil evening I was really sick and my neighbour took me there to look around, so I ordered a bottle of room temperature water to have my meds which I bought on our way there, and then boom! Almost everyone scampered outta the place leaving just a few of us who couldn't escape the raid, my neighbour couldn't run and leave me behind so we both were arrested, Gosh! My brother, even the most notorious prostitute in the world has never experienced the kind of torture and trauma those devils in black put me through despite the fact that they could see I was sick, they delayed us at there station from that 7pm till 1am before we were told to write statements, and they insisted that I write down in my statement that I was picked up at midnight, I refused, bros come see slapping naaw, chai! I don suffer! I still proved stubborn o, I wrote the exact time I was arrested, then they dragged me into one on the cells after stripping me of my extra clothing, then the next morning, my neighbour bailed us out with 30k........ I will never forget that horrible evening.

WinningSun:


what can I do if police stop me in a lonely road at night. can I claim my right .
if they demand for Money.

lolxxxxx ur a gonner be DAT o! na beating things, statement things and bailing things be that o!

GossipHeart:


You haven't seen doctors prescribe weed for patients because you're in Nigeria

OK, as a person that has never left Nigeria before, pls explain to me why doctors prescribe weed to patients, and what are its health benefits ?

GossipHeart:
Nigerians are so stupid

You lawyers,Doctors, Teachers,pharmacist, Nurses, Pilots, President smokes weed, Trust me
They think that smoking marijuana is bad to your health.

Many states in the USA legalized marijuana, if there are any health affecting components in weed, they wouldn't even think of legalizing marijuana.
Now, ask people the chemical in weed, 90% of them don't even know it

THC is the chemical in weed, now go check what THC is.

The USA will spend billions of dollars in studying and experimenting the health implications on any item they wanna pass to the public, they did that on weed and they found nothing, that's why USA, the home of scientists and the best country in the world legalized weed.

Do you know what is in the alcohol you drink ??No
Alcohol is the most dangerous thing on earth yet some of you fools that thinks smokers are liable to die young do drink alcohol


Now ask your foolish self, why do doctors prescribe marijuana for cancer, asthma, anxiety,ocd, epileptic seizure patients ??

Ignorant Nigerians

pls explain more, I've never seen doctors prescribe such before, how does weed help in curing these ailments ?

Stanleywaxy:
The lady looks like the female cat from the Tom and Jerry show

LWKMD! hahahahaahhahahaha! Spot on! U hit the target!

lovely skin, she's so cute

hardcore007:
could it be trust issue?

We are on the same track, yea trust issues!

hardcore007:
. guess you're scared of heart break, and i'm not. Don't you think i'm better, madam?

If u are not scared as well, how come u have lots of ladies according to u but can't commit to any of them?

hardcore007:
.

you see?!

ikechi1000:

What method did u use to track urz, it might just work for me, who knows.

That same method stated above

HELL NO!

hardcore007:
Amen to your prayer. But who told you that you're better than i ?
At least when I want to love I give my all , you said
" even when you don't love him like that" what does that imply, please?

how many times so far have u given your all? I'm still better than u Joor

kettle84:
is that your picture ?I mean the one on your profile.

No

ikechi1000:


Thanks, but there is no harm in trial.

if u want to try, be my guest, don't say I didn't warn u, that money u would waste trying to track ur lost phone, u can use it to get a new one, I can remember when my phone got missing, I did everything possible to track it, even that so called solution posted there was tried as well, even the police couldn't help, I was even sent to get a court affidavit and all that bull crap! So my dear, go get a new phone.

OfficialAwol:
Someday i will be big enough to spend this way. i know it for sure.

I shall make it happen or die trying

And sexystrawberry, you will not have to hungry again, cos i will be giving you enough. Hehehe

awwwwww, so sweet, can't wait for ur money to start rolling in

hardcore007:
you see your life.

Taaaar! I beta pass u, everyone of us has gone through some sort of heartbreak or the other, that doesn't mean we should neglect lose who genuinely loves us and shows it to us.
Oluwa o ejor, bring me my own that will love me n show it to me even when I don't love him like that, dear God if u exist, shebi u said u love all of us, is it all of us that loves u back? ehen so bring my own guy too naaw, in short this ur love sef na partiality love mstcheeeeeewxxxx

malikombi:
How can you be sexy and hungry?

lol

My brother, all thanks to Buhari o, sexy no dey pay again o, sexy na for mouth o

Na wa o! See money! And I never chop since morning o! life oh life, why art thou dis cruel to me?

Na wa o! See money! And I never chop since morning o! life oh life, why art thou dis cruel to me?

hardcore007:
Why is it so hard for some guys to fall back in love after their first real love.

After having a failed relationship with a bae that's intelligent, witty, generous, loving, playful, adventurous. I decided to stay on my lane without stress nor headaches. Met quit some beautiful girls though, who did all they could to keep me as their own,but I wasn't ready for their drama. I only maintained the friendship even though we had sex yet I didn't feel connected to them.

Yea, I can beat my chest that I have a good record in treating girls well, I just see it (nice treats) as what needs to be done and move on, and yet I feel no atom of connection to em.

Most times there's this thought in my head, if it will be possible for me to fall bck in love , isn't it better for me to adopt kids when I'm ready in other stay out of lil dramas.

I just don't want to end up with whom I don't have feelings for.

Are you sure you're alive? what's the point of living then if u don't encounter occasional dramas here and there? that's part of the fun about life man! but wait o, e be like say I get that character small sha lolxxxx

DeeTus:

Hahahaha. Please talk like a real man and stop sounding weak.
How could you have met a lot of women without connecting to one emotionally?
There's a problem. A huge problem!
You need to listen to Mariah Carey's Song #Hero#
There's a hero blah blah blah.

Don't mind them, they are doing friends with benefits.

As long as ur in Naija, u can't track it, just forget it and go get a new phone, simple.

sparko1:


OK it's seems you don't get who an introvert really is.!
Introvert don't make friends easily, they take their time, don't just meet someone at the bus stop and the next day they are visiting..! No not an introvert.
Introvert love space like a lot, they can't stand people who love disturbing at all
Introvert talk but not continuous like some ladies I know 'can talk for 24 hours nonstop, introvert always need time to rewind.
I don't know who you got your characteristics from but introvert are not proud, people just think they are, just like many people think handsome/beautiful people are proud and full of themselves, but not so.

U kukuma resemble the introvert sef heheheheheheehh, see ur introverted face heheheheheheheheh Biko I'm not giving u playful insults like the OP was giving his introvert, I'm complimenting u that u are handsome