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Politics / Re: Tinubu Directs Inclusion Of National Open University Graduates In NYSC Scheme by Shakathezulu1: 8:37am On Apr 18
slivertongue:
very unnecessary
Obi supporters FC.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Speechless After Spotting A Man & His Very Tall Wife (Video, Photo) by Shakathezulu1: 8:39pm On Apr 15
okoroemeka:
if that woman kneel down that pussy will come to the height of the man's chest,he will need to stand on a pillow or stool to reach it
Then collapsed doggy or lizard style to the rescue.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Speechless After Spotting A Man & His Very Tall Wife (Video, Photo) by Shakathezulu1: 6:46pm On Apr 15
DiskJokeyManic:
Which knacking style Dem go dey do?đŸ€”đŸ€”đŸ€”đŸ€”
Doggy style.
Politics / Re: LP Crisis Deepens As Peter Obi Dumps Abure, Backs Moves To Salvage Party by Shakathezulu1: 11:43am On Apr 01
This Obi is nothing but a Fraud. Tueeeeeeh

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Politics / Re: Edo: Akpata LP Faction Suspends Stalwart For Endorsing Ighodalo by Shakathezulu1: 11:31am On Mar 31
Eluuuuupeeeeeee 78. Hahahahahahahahahaha

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 7:14am On Mar 01
Nitong:


You can't kill a jew. The whole Israeli army will come looking for you and your family
Who be this 1 again.
Calm down, drink water, suck a Pen1s and slowly read and understand, the meaning of a Jew.

A Jew in street terms means, someone who is not in a Fraternity or Cult group.
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 8:08pm On Feb 29
freshkpomo:



You never notice say na Jew when follow aye dey die pass? Lol.... Death dey smell follow aye like woman when dey sell dried fish đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł una better restructure before korofo suck una blood finish because that guy na the worse demon I don see.
Buhahahahaha Ayes don too deal with this 1.
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 5:25am On Feb 29
freshkpomo:



Walking corpse dey console himself. Lol, na Jew get town now, if you Waka anyhow your rival go behead you take make video. Imagine watching a video of people using your head to play football while chilling in hell đŸ€Ł
Even Jew sef dey collect, if he associate with cultists. Say no to cultism is the way.

But na Aye matter go still kill you, if you continue like this.

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 9:31pm On Feb 28
freshkpomo:



Na pig dey join cult and the worse pig of all na aye... Cry today go reach tomorrow him nor change the fact... When I was i a politician, I dey use your Mumu aye brothers mop up dirty work. Infact as you Mumu reach so, I go pay your aye brothers money and them go bring you down, if him nor let them do them go sell you give rival. Na same thing you foolishly carry for head... You be new in take na why him still dey shark you. I don loose brother when be Aye before, wait till them kill you or you bury one of your pikin when you don start dey born then you go shut this your low battery mouth... Aye na very useless cult and I thank My God say when my Bros them then dey tell me say I get mind make I come run am, I nor gree for them, today I for dey follow old men like them do temple run. No matter how rich you are, just pray make them nor table your matter. Na present of mopol men the drop izua when be Eiye man with all him money.
U no just get sense, Cho Cho Cho like Ibaka bird. You better use ur number 6. Dunce.
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 7:35am On Feb 27
freshkpomo:



Na aye matter you go soon die put,mark am... Na that metal (Ogun) na him them go take pieces you. Stupid pikin when carry cultism for head like say na him Papa work... Time when them take born cultist them for use am train dog, at least you go dey get puppies than one idiot when them go kill like cow. Last year for Benin alone your aye fight vikings, maphite, jurist and Eiye. Na small remain them go fight akugbe social club. If you nor Comot body for cultism, you nor go last because even people when comot body still dey die not to talk of you when carry cultism for head. You still be pikin Sha, if you too Tay for Aye I doubt you don reach 10 years because people when don Tay for that Aye don throway frat matter for Bush.
Buhahahahaha. Na Aye go kill you last last.
Since na Aye matter, u wan carry for head.

Cultism is bad.

I dey suspect say, Aye don do you strong thing.

Mumu

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 9:13pm On Feb 26
freshkpomo:



Body count's don dey increase for Benin, make you and your useless brothers come pack them chop make ogun kill all of una as una take dey kill other people children both who go pull the hit and una when dey side but still dey okay Deus. Na who never bury loved ones na him go dey Happy say other people own die because of colour.
In as much say, u dey use anything whey get metal, e no go ever work for you.
Instead, make u dey preach 'Say no to cultism', na Aye, u just dey shout since. Na only NBM be the only confra 4 9ja. Stupid boy, na that aye matter go still kill you. OGBOLI
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 6:06am On Feb 26
freshkpomo:



Low battery don dey mourn himself even before him die, nor be me send you go enter cult. For your next life try get sense and not join cult.
For once, you no mention Aye. Nice work, my boy.
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 7:24pm On Feb 25
freshkpomo:



Low battery clean your eyes, your turn go soon reach. You know say cultist na ran when them shade for slaughter, so calm down make him reach your turn.
Calm down, drink water and read wetin u type. Are you making sense at all.
Daft boy.
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 3:38pm On Feb 25
freshkpomo:



One low battery don quote me.. As aye member your life nor reach one bat. Viking what kill you, maphite want kill you, Eiye want kill you, even cult them form today want behead you. Just dey manage your low battery before him go low.


If you are a member of any cult and you value the life if your members, try avoiding these low battery guys because it's obvious them nor value their members and the funny part be say they will never pay condolences visit to the family of their dead members.
Mumu type well.
All frat dey disturb peace, be it any name they bear. No dey mention only Ayes, mention all frats, whey dey involved, if e set. Ozour.

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 3:36pm On Feb 25
FUTURE4202:
Ask urself dat question, na only una ayes dey the benin? If not, why una name dey always poop up for cult killings for benin and nationwide.
Wetin be una Ayes.
So na only Ayes dey disturb Edo state.

Use ur head.
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 7:32am On Feb 25
freshkpomo:

Aye directly and indirect caused the death of two people in Benin again and son it maybe more than two from the look of things. If you are a cultist your life is just two bar left but if you be Aye, your life dey low battery already.... If I was the governor, God know I would put any cultist I catch in a cage fight with tigers. I won't bother getting goats to train lions for the zoo because cultist meat go surplus cheesy ... Government should take this advise, make the rolling squad go show tiger their brutality for cage. Even kidnappers deserve same treatment and it would be televised on State TV stations.
Shut up, we Sabi una. Na only Aye be the confra, whey dey for Benin.

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Celebrities / Re: Omah Lay Gives Shoutout To Lady He Danced With During London Concert by Shakathezulu1: 8:13pm On Feb 23
AndrewTate:
Chris brown once said
 “When a rich nigga wants you
and your nigga can't do nothing for you
ohhh
” I've forgotten the other part 😂
This bitches ain't loyal.


Tho that Omah Lay stunt looks staged.
Food / Re: Hungry Man Indomie Is Now ₩800 by Shakathezulu1: 5:35pm On Feb 23
Standstrong:
God help us o. This is choking and deadly.

Hungry Man was never more than N150 before the arrival of APC. This morning, it's N800 in my local shop.

What have we done to deserve this?
Stop telling lies.
Celebrities / Re: Moses Bliss Narrates How He Met His Fiancée, Marie by Shakathezulu1: 10:21pm On Jan 21
Pimine:

Kai. It is not a crime to be a baby Christian o but if the devil afflicts you with a know-it-all spirit, you'll remain just that for a long time. You'll argue what you have limited knowledge of, and claim to handle when you haven't touched. And you'll never grow.

Now look at you calling me gullible. The god of this world has blinded you. May God deliver you.

And for the record, praying in the Holy Ghost is actually PRAYING. In fact, it's the best form of prayer because you'll be praying the prayer on the heart of God. And yes, if you have the Holy Ghost, you can pray in the Spirit at will.

If you want to learn, be more respectful in your reply. Any uncouth behavior from you will not elicit any further response from me. Shalom.

Quick question: How many times do you want the Holy Ghost to "fall"?
Boy shut up. You no Sabi anything.
Go and lick Moses Bliss Anus.
Celebrities / Re: Moses Bliss Narrates How He Met His Fiancée, Marie by Shakathezulu1: 1:44pm On Jan 21
Pimine:

Are you a born again child of God? If you aren't, I understand. However, if you are, then you really have a lot to learn.
You dey very gullible, if you believe speaking of tongues just occurs without praying or worship of GOD.

Any 1 who speak in tongues, when not in prayer or singing mode is a deceiver.

When the tongue of fire was upon the apostles, they were gathered in a upper room, praying and worshipping GOD, and they began to speak in different languages, when it came upon them.

How did the spirit of GOD fall upon Moses Bliss, when he was doing his marriage proposal stunt.

Was he praying or worshipping GOD at that moment.

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Religion / Re: Do You Still Attend House Fellowship? by Shakathezulu1: 11:51am On Jan 21
happney65:
So they still do House fellowships? grin

After church on Sundays,we used to attend one at one of our neighbors flat at Ganiyu Bello street Felele.

Used to wonder why is the need for the house fellowship again when just few hours ago we just left church.

Felele for Lokoja
Celebrities / Re: Moses Bliss Narrates How He Met His Fiancée, Marie by Shakathezulu1: 9:50am On Jan 21
Na this anyhow blasting and claiming to be speaking in tongues dey vex me.
I watched his proposal video, na so the fake guy dey kabash in tongues, for my mind, I be like who this 1 dey deceive.

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 8:20pm On Jan 17
Careente7:


I sight you papa. Only real OG’s would understand the bold coz it’s soo ‘SHADY ‘.
My brother, I sight you. Hailings

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 12:31pm On Jan 17
Messi76:


Confirm OG. Na the way forward be that my bro. Hit me up for TG ASAP.
Done Oga Messi.

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 12:15pm On Jan 17
Messi76:
okay Sir. I dey block H. Drop me your live location on telegram @Caesarofabuja , this is my handle. Smally, I never even tell you say I be soldier, you don dey talk about impersonate. Abi na barracks wey i mention? E for even better for you if say I be soldier. Send me your live location let's sit down, drink beer and talk like men, that is assuming you are 18 and above. I no get time for wahala.
Na now, u dey talk, we no need all this back and forth, I dey Abuja, make we fix location, see each other and drink beer, exchange money making formats and Bleep lots of pussy.
I go message you for telegram right now.

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 10:44am On Jan 17
Messi76:


Drop location drop location, I don drop location you begin run around. Sha, you made the right decision. Person wey pass you pass you. You can type anything you like, but you can't say any of it in my face, them no born you well to even try.
Tomorrow by 5:30pm, make we meet for Open University gate for Dutse. I will be waiting for you at the foot of the Pedestrian bridge. I will make an example of idiots like you, who like to impersonate the Military.
Or to make it easy for you. Which block you dey for barracks.
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 1:59pm On Jan 16
Messi76:


Since e don enter child's play, make I just lock up. I even think say you be men. Na posing you just dey pose since.
You have just shown, that you are a stupid boy using videos just to gain prominence. I pity you.

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 10:36am On Jan 16
Messi76:


Son, don't chicken out. Let's see those big balls of steel you claim to have.
My boy, you better wake up.
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 6:52am On Jan 16
Messi76:


Come Abuja, Mambila barracks, block H. If you no come, you no go die well. Oponu!
Smiles. Be careful what you wish for.

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