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Family / Re: Moment Of Truth: Have You Ever Spied On Your Spouse's Phone? - Bamisepeters by SirShymexx: 12:07am On Nov 26, 2016
I dunno but I have never done this, even in all my relationships. I just naturally don't care about people that way to be spying on them albeit I also don't trust people. I let people do them and prepare for the worst.

Cuffing chics has never been my thing.

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Family / Re: Husband Dumps Wife In Prison After She Stood Surety For Him (pic) by SirShymexx: 7:41pm On Nov 24, 2016
Funnicator:


You're miserable, it takes two to tango, that 1-84 Biafra thread feat wouldn't have been successful without a measure of help from the SS minority trolls. Again, it takes two to tango and your intentional ignorance over their own contribution to the movement of that thread speaks ill of your intelligence.

I'm not an IPOB youth. Never answered present in all their meetings, never made any donations to their cause.

Tha foq outta here..

Lol, you sound troubled lol.

Did you see me on the thread? I just saw it now cos you fvckers keep tagging my handle there about some half-breed. I didn't even read it apart from notice it has 83 pages. How the fvck did you lot take a thread to 83 pages? Loool. You muthaphuckas are jobless - you need some fresh air lol.

Anyway, go get ya missus out of detention and stop trolling the internet. There is a life out there, you know. A real one loool.

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Family / Re: Husband Dumps Wife In Prison After She Stood Surety For Him (pic) by SirShymexx: 7:28pm On Nov 24, 2016
Lol, this nyggah is probably one of the iPod youts trolling in the politics section. These miscreants took a thread about Biafra from page 1 - 83 within 24 hours. Troll around and forget ya wife in detention lool.

Funnicator, go get ya missus out of detention, jobless faggit lol.

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Family / Re: Men Are Better Cooks Than Women: Thread For Men Cooks Only by SirShymexx: 5:12pm On Nov 24, 2016
Hmmm. My pops seldom cook but I remember back in the day, he used to be a top chef. And I have got a cousin that can cook his arse off.

As for me, I used to be a terrible cook. But in the past 12 months, because I changed my diet and I have been watching my protein and carb intake - I have developed into a top chef with the magic wand.

Men definitely got the juice when it comes to cooking. Salute to the real nyggahs - we byke!!!

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Family / Re: Bad Cooks Don't Make Bad Wives by SirShymexx: 4:53pm On Nov 24, 2016
freecocoa:
I think I agree with you on her ability to be a good mum being in question, if she can't cook, then again, every teenager should know how to cook, let alone adults.

I think it is because of the fixation on men and trying to win the battle of sexes, while losing the war. And even if you win the battle, once you lose the war, you are still a loser. A classic example of cutting ya nose to spite ya face.

As a woman, if you plan to have kids, what is the point if you don't know how to cook? Most people get married to have kids and if you can't perform one of the most important functions of being a mum - you're utter useless. Are you going to keep feeding your kids junk foods and make them unhealthy? Even the economics doesn't make sense cos home-cooked foods are cheaper, apart from being healthier.

Most people are just caught up in their own stupidity and warped judgement due to the inability to think things through and see the bigger picture. Then again, a lot of folks running around have low IQ.

Anyway, I don't waste time on shit like this one. Any guy who is dumb enough to marry a woman that can't cook should carry his cross. That is his problem, not mine - with kids looking either malnourished or as fat as Yokozuna from a young age. grin

I'm out here.

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Family / Re: Bad Cooks Don't Make Bad Wives by SirShymexx: 4:23pm On Nov 24, 2016
Lol, the simps on this forum and the uncanny way they pander to women reeks of desperation and a way to mask the fact that they aren't getting no play in the real world. And the internet is the last bastion for that. These nyggahs are frauds, yo.

If you're a woman and you can't cook - you need to slap yourself for being a failure in life. That is the most basic thing a woman needs to learn how to do. It isn't even for the man - it's the economics and being able to provide well cooked meals for your kids. If you can't cook, then your ability to be a good mother, is also questionable.

No amount of simp pandering in desperation by frauds can change that. Learn how to cook.

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Celebrities / Re: Pilot Allows Endowed Instagram Model Romangodess Into Aeroplane's Cockpit(vid) by SirShymexx: 3:50pm On Nov 24, 2016
Holy shiit, look at the nippl.es.

A lot of bitches with humongous tatas don't always have big nipples, but she looks like an exception.

I'd cover that fugly manly looking face and beat that in a New York minute to see how animated she'll act when taking the mutombo and watch those huge tiddays bounce lool.

Where that Ibadan chic with big tiddays, RaeMystix, at?
Family / Re: The Ultimate Source Of Black Women's Low Self Esteem And Insecurities by SirShymexx: 3:22pm On Nov 24, 2016
davidif:


Chei! See rebuttal. 21 gun salute for you.

Lol, it's funny that the person who wrote the post you saluted also suffers from the issues highlighted on the thread but the epistle was just a ploy to mask it.

Or how else would you classify a black person who bleaches her skin and uses chemicals to straighten her nappy hair? grin

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Family / Re: The Ultimate Source Of Black Women's Low Self Esteem And Insecurities by SirShymexx: 3:19pm On Nov 24, 2016
Joavid:
Here we go again undecided

shymexx, don't you get tired of creating threads like this

Lol, this is an old thread from April - someone just gave life back to it.

Igala chic, still waiting for you to twerk that big batty fi mi.

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Politics / Re: Kemi Adeosun Attended The Worst University In England - Reno Omokri by SirShymexx: 1:11pm On Nov 24, 2016
fabienjoe:


There's a reason those school's products are not considered good enough by British employers. There's equally a reason most British leaders are Oxford trained. I won't say a lot about Kemi but it appears she is not allowed free hand to operate. It was alleged the permanent secretary in the ministry was never a civil servant but brought in from one of the northern states. This could be the one trusted. Judging her may be harsh in the circumstances. Even then, which school did other appointees attend? It's all a mess. And a very long way for Nigeria. #Stillgroping

It isn't really about the products of the Uni not being considered good enough British employers, it has more to do with the fact that the Unis at the bottom are mostly new Unis that uses to be polytechnics and they haven't been able to build the type of trust employers can vouch for. And most of them are still growing, hence they always different campuses scattered everywhere. While the ones at the top are old red brick universities employers can trust. The disparity is well outlined once you look at the names of the Unis on both lists (my alma mater is on the best list lol).

Also, in the U.K, Unis are also graded per department basis. Overall, UEL might be graded as the worst Uni but might be one of the best when it comes to Accounting. However, this won't be accounted for when you start judging it on overall basis.

Anyway, the fact that she was able to get into PwC and get to the top, despite being a product of UEL, is the most important thing here due to how competitive it's and the institutionalised racism prevalent at some of these top-tier companies. You either have to be from a solid and well connected background, attend oxbridge and a private/grammar school, or have an established career, to get into some of them. The Guardian UK newspaper is a classic example because I believe about 90% of their employees attended Oxbridge.

She has done well for herself. You had a pig who attended Harvard and MIT that failed woefully. But even without a free hand to operate - you can see that Kemi is very bright with good intentions. So, name and pedigree of institution are irrelevant here - the ability to do the job is the most important thing. Some of the smartest folks never attended the best Uni because they're late bloomers and they discovered their method of assimilation and regurgitation, which formal education is about quite late. However, that hasn't stopped them from being some of the most astute problem solvers ever.

Let me use a yank example since a lot of you are Anericophile: George Bush attended Yale University while Ronald Reagan barely had formal higher education but we all know who was the better of the two. The latter is seen as one of the greatest presidents the US ever had, while the former would have to be one of the dumbest leaders ever lol. That should tell you all you need to know.

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Business / Re: Photo Of Naza, Folorunsho Alakija‘s Daughter-in-law by SirShymexx: 11:18pm On Nov 23, 2016
That's a supremely beautiful Persian Ivory Queen with nice dentition and cute elongated neck right there. And her body is crazy, especially her t.its.

Great pick by the Ijebu son.

We byke!
Romance / Re: Roman Goddess: "I Am A Luxury, Only Few Can Afford Me" - Lagos Socialite by SirShymexx: 1:56pm On Nov 23, 2016
Her face, tho.

Is she a tranny?

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Family / Re: Who Will You Go For (viewers Discretion) by SirShymexx: 12:45am On Nov 23, 2016
Lol, this doesn't even need too much mental calibration - I'll just get my mum out of there and make sure she's alright before I even look at the other two. grin

I'm forever loyal to my blood. Sometimes I just look back at my journey through life and reminisce what growing up was what like with my amazing family and I realise how blessed I'm. Blood family first.

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Family / Re: How Does One Cope With A Short Tempered Wife? by SirShymexx: 10:45pm On Nov 22, 2016
Why marry a psychopath in the first place?

She's ya cross - carry it. But make sure you pray to the most high every night to protect you. grin

Hot headed people never change. I know a lot of knuckleheads and no matter how they might be on the outside sometimes, once you press the wrong button, they'll break ya head with no remorse. grin

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Celebrities / Re: D'banj Makes Reference To A Post On Nairaland About His Song "Oliver Twist" by SirShymexx: 10:40pm On Nov 22, 2016
Gaddamn!

This forum looks like some CIA and MI6 shyte. And with the new law they just passed - I'll delete my handle soon, and evaporate into the air.

The forum's security isn't even that tight and anyone with basic IT skills can extract data from it smh.

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Culture / Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Unveils "Moremi Ajasoro", The Tallest Statue In Nigeria (PICS) by SirShymexx: 3:31pm On Nov 22, 2016
Aigbofa:


Besides, Moremi was a real historical figure and her torch has a real historical meaning.

Yes. Read about her.

A lot of these overgrown idiots on this forum are uneducated louts. Most of them don't even read and they expose themselves every time they post. I'm sure none of them know what Lady Liberty represents and its origin. Yet they keep spamming the thread with it.

Imagine the other clown asking if he's still in the era of statues when former NBA players who're legends are getting statues erected for them...Shaq just got one this year at the staples centre and Kobe should get one as well in the next few years. The Queen would get a big statue when she dies as well. They don't even know the symbolism of statues, yet they always feel the need to post their illiterate opinions everywhere.

These folks are the most backward and dumbest people on the planet. The ignorance is just appalling most times.

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Culture / Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Unveils "Moremi Ajasoro", The Tallest Statue In Nigeria (PICS) by SirShymexx: 2:20pm On Nov 22, 2016
I don't know why people are spamming Statue of Liberty all over the thread when the idea of the statue was inspired by ancient Nubia monuments and the original statue was a Nubian/black peasant and the statue was originally built for the Suez Canal in Egypt before it found its way to America.

Art always imitate art and the fact that this statue represents a black woman shows it's more original than the current Statue of Liberty cos the original one was a Nubian woman.

Some of fvckers need fresh air - no one wants to read about some fraudulent Statue of Liberty here. This is about Ife.

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Culture / Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Unveils "Moremi Ajasoro", The Tallest Statue In Nigeria (PICS) by SirShymexx: 1:36pm On Nov 22, 2016
Livefreeordieha:
one day u will want to be a minister and end up being like d olodo sport minister...u and all the people who liked ur comment are odensies and need brain overhauling..do u know it will serve as a tourist attraction there by providing jobs and daily sales around there will increase significantly?another omo ale jati jati..u don waste school fees again better go rethink about ur life instead of looking 4 help upandan like who d brain handicap.

Don't waste ya time on that illiterate faggit, he is an Eboe cannibal (I just checked his post history). Apart from cannibalism; sodomising little kids like the thread on FP; molesting little girls; and pure phaggotry - these flat headed monsters don't have a culture.

These clowns just erected a big statue of white Mary last year when all over Rome and in the Vatican, they pray to a black Madonna. They're an accursed people lol. But they want to hate on a great statue that represents history and can be used for tourism.

Eboe cannibals are just useless and primitive. They're the real homo habilis from the Hominini tribe. grin

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Culture / Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Unveils "Moremi Ajasoro", The Tallest Statue In Nigeria (PICS) by SirShymexx: 12:42pm On Nov 22, 2016
Funnicator:


gringrin Angry Bird. Look how bitter he sounds. You must be a frustrated and bitter individual offline.

What affiliation does a cloned statue of liberty have with the Yoruba culture? Ignorance is your issue.

Lol, pointing the four fingers at yourself, no? A joke will always write itself, fvcking low IQ having plonker. grin

Who's the bitter and frustrated one between the hungry dirt poor one who's crying about food, standard of living, and education on a thread about a king doing what he is meant to do - and the one who told him to shut the fvck up cos the king isn't responsible for that? I bet ya peasized warped brain won't be able to demystify that, even if you tried.

Hunger and anger go hand in hand and it is evident in how bitter and frustrated you sounded with that inane post, begging for food on a thread about culture and a king doing his job. grin

FOH and go scrounge for food somewhere else.

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Culture / Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Unveils "Moremi Ajasoro", The Tallest Statue In Nigeria (PICS) by SirShymexx: 12:29pm On Nov 22, 2016
Funnicator:
How will this provide jobs for the unemployed villagers of Ife?
How will it improve their standard of living and provide affordable and standard education?

Infact, who statue epp?

Why do you dirt poor stark illiterates with poverty mentality always feel the need to give an opinion on issues above ya mental capacity?

Is the king responsible for improving the standard of living and education? If the state governor and Booharry can't do both for you scroungers, that is ya prerogative.

The king is the custodian of Yoruba culture/tradition and he's doing what he's meant to do. If you don't like it, you can blow ya fvcking brain off and take eternal L in hell. FOH.

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Family / Re: How Much Percentage Of A Mans Salary Should He Give His Wife? by SirShymexx: 8:41pm On Nov 21, 2016
100% including ya life savings like a simp.

That's what modern men do. angry

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Sports / Re: Jordon Ibe Robbed At Knifepoint, His N9M Rolex Watch Stolen by SirShymexx: 11:54am On Nov 21, 2016
Lol, be from Bermondsey/Peckham and get robbed in Surrey Quays by youngers, bruh lol. Get robbed in ya own bits, yano. This Igbo nyggah is soft.

Dickson, Kevin, and Michael Etuhu (especially Kevin and Michael) are always in Peckham walking around in rollies and they have never been robbed. And that's cos they've always been certified and everyone knows them. Danny Shittu isn't even from South (he's from Bow in East London) and he walks Peckham all the time. Heck, even African players like Drogba, Adebayor, and Essien used to come to Peckham a lot back in the day when they were playing in London and they never got robbed.

This is nyggah is just soft and an easy target, hence he got bumped. Not even one of his childhood friends was there to back it. Robbed at knife point, yano lool. And in ya own bits lol. Toughen up.

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Celebrities / Re: Freeze: "If You Are A Yoruba Man & Want To Be Successful, Marry An Igbo Woman" by SirShymexx: 11:45am On Nov 21, 2016
So, after 16 pages, no one has volunteered to slap this pale nyggah for saying, Yoruba guys have to marry Igbo women in order to be successful, no? And the Igbo muthafvcker who started is still out there walking around like a G, no? Lol.

You lot are soft...this is what happens when you overdose on amala. You better change ya diet to pounded yam and get brolic lol.


As for Yoruba bytches, these bytches aren't worth defending. There might also be elements of truth in that pale nyggah's rant about them lol. And it's 2016, real nyggahs aren't saving whores anymore. Whores gotta save themselves lol.

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Celebrities / Re: Freeze: "If You Are A Yoruba Man & Want To Be Successful, Marry An Igbo Woman" by SirShymexx: 1:30am On Nov 21, 2016
Lol, all this bickering and no one has volunteered to put a bounty on this pale nyggah's head, no? I could care less about what he said about Yoruba women but for that nyggah to say a Yoruba guy has to marry an Igbo woman in order to be successful - he deserves to be smacked.

And the fact that an Igbo nyggah started that BS and the guy is still walking around untouched shows you amala eaters in naij are as soft as tissue. What insolence! Anyway, keep all that reckless talks in naij cos some of you might get hurt saying some of the crap you say on here in the belly of the beast. I don't even think some of you know that Yorubas from outside naij, especially London Town are more pro-Yoruba than the weak/soft amala eaters you chat shyte to in naij. Some of you will end up saying something that will make nyggahs smack half of ya faces in, one of these days.

Anyway, let me go grab an Igbo bytch by her pum before I hit the sheets. This pale nyggah probably fvked that ol'good juicy Igbo pum and lost his darn mind lol. I ain't gonna lie - Igbo bytches have that good pum loool.

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Celebrities / Re: Freeze: "If You Are A Yoruba Man & Want To Be Successful, Marry An Igbo Woman" by SirShymexx: 5:30pm On Nov 20, 2016
Loool.

This pale nyggah is cold as fvck lol. He sure goes hard in the paint, hence he is a NL celebrity. If not for NL, I wouldn't even know who this parrot is. Ditto Linda Ikeji. Can't knock his hustle, tho.

Er, the success thing is a bit of a stretch and it shows how irresponsible and dumb the guy is. But to know if this nyggah is telling the truth or not, Yoruba guys in naij need to put a bounty on his head and smack him for talking reckless. Failure to do that would show Yoruba guys have given up on Yoruba women.

Anyway, this isn't my war. I'm not into naij chics but I do grab Igbo chics by the pussy from time to time loool. And I'm entitled to all women in the world regardless of race, ethnicity, colour, and creed. I don't do that clannish shyte when it comes to women.

Be Yoruba and annihilate ya women loool.

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Politics / Re: Ndigbo Confers On Fayose "Nwannedinamba" Chieftaincy Title (Photos) by SirShymexx: 12:36am On Nov 20, 2016
Darn! This Igbotic nyggah is pissed lol.

I didn't tell ya culture to be for all comers and highest bidders - I'm just bidding for mine, with my impressive CV of grabbing loads of Igbo pussies.

No beef here - I just want to expand my Dukedom. grin

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Politics / Re: Ndigbo Confers On Fayose "Nwannedinamba" Chieftaincy Title (Photos) by SirShymexx: 12:19am On Nov 20, 2016
Igbos, I'm serious about the title. I'm already the Duke of Ijebu/Yoruba land, Duke of Igbo chics, and Duke of Ibadan chics.

I want to become the Duke of Igboland. How much is it going to cost me? grin

I can juggle all the kingdoms with no problem and rule like Slick Rick the ruler.

Shout me, Igbos. cool
Family / Re: Marriage Is Good For Your Health: Check These Facts by SirShymexx: 12:08am On Nov 20, 2016
NL, the toilet of cyberspace and the most toxic website populated by illiterates, strikes again lol.

I thought I was going to read something cerebral and mentally stimulating - not this nonsense.

The five reasons listed can be flipped to the five reasons why most folks are scared/tired of marriage. Whoever complied this tripe needs to be flogged. What an idiot.

#GMB gang.
Politics / Re: Ndigbo Confers On Fayose "Nwannedinamba" Chieftaincy Title (Photos) by SirShymexx: 11:54pm On Nov 19, 2016
Lol.

These Igbo folks just sell traditional titles the same way they advertise their women everywhere with 1000001 reasons why everyone must marry an Igbo woman loool. Funny people.

Anyway, can some Igbo king make me the Duke of Igboland for grabbing a lot of Igbo chics by their pussies? grin cool

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Politics / Re: Trump Will Stop Buhari From Islamizing Nigeria – Fani-kayode by SirShymexx: 10:23pm On Nov 17, 2016
Lol.

Not perfect and his opinions might be unpopular but when it comes to the use of his pen, FFK is a warrior lol.

Locked him up, and chained him up on trumped/up charges - but he is still speaking. Fresh out of jail and still speaking. Now, that's a real one unlike the other slaves. And the slaves keep exposing themselves due to how they suck up to Sanusi or whatever the ragheaded lout who said "Yorubas are the problem with Nigeria" is.

Take a bow, FFK, you're a real one lol.

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Family / Re: John Edobor, Man Accused Of Breaking Wife's Legs Tells His Side Of The Story by SirShymexx: 9:38pm On Nov 17, 2016
Lool.

This man is a simp and he ought to be locked up for GBH. grin

Real nyggahs know women can't be trusted and shyte, you always have to expect the worst.

When you start trusting women, that's what will turn into a lunatic, when the faces of angels and hearts of medusa start exposing themselves.

But a real nyggah who knows what's up would've taken it on the chin and moved on to the next one.

These beta males are messing the game up for trill nyggahs.

Lock that nyggah up - he's dangerous. grin

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