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Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Joins World Leaders At International Leadership Conference by slawomir: 6:42pm On Jul 22, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Jonathan my niggar
Same people who came out to protest your subsidy removal can not do same now
We now know the problem of Nigeria
Tribalism
When a person from the three major tribe is the president..forget it you won't see a united protest from the masses...endsars protest the north didn't participate because their son was the president
Now with the hell we have been subjected to still no protest will happen because a son from a major tribe is the president( tinubu)...same thing will also occur if igbo man is the president

The only time we can see a united protest is when a person from minority tribe becomes the president...take for example subsidy removal of Jonathan in 2012...the whole nation united and there was protest despite the cheap and low cost of things...lets stop pretending...

It's easier for the big three to unite against a minority president than for the country to unite against a president from any of the big three. So unfortunate. That's the tragedy of Nigeria. We are doomed...

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Family / Re: If You Are In Your Twenties, Read This. by slawomir: 12:20pm On Jul 22, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Nice write up though


But also know this life have no certain rules

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Romance / Re: His Girlfriend Says She'd Rather End The Relationship Than Leave Her Male Bestie by slawomir: 11:33am On Jul 22, 2023
Damnnn niggar
The bestie is banging her
Once a woman is emotionally traumatised by her boyfriend or husband they quickly find solace or consolation from any male friend and with that they are easily banged

Reason why as a real niggar If you are toasting a woman and she is giving you headache don't worry just exercise patience
The day her plan A(main boyfriend) will give her problem you are going to bang her easily
I don bang many of my female friends well well who are into serious relationship with their boyfriend

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Romance / Re: Warn Your Sisters And Female Friends Against This. by slawomir: 11:21am On Jul 22, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Them dey hear word
Female children are very difficult to control and raise
I laugh when people say male children is very difficult to control probably they haven't been around female kids or they didn't grow in place filled with females

The funny part of it all is that once they start seeing thier period and having boobs that is when they become so difficult to advice

They are Dramatic, manipulative, money conscious, attention seeking, clingy, jealous spirit, emotional, possesive and stubborn....their stubbornness comes in a romantic way

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Family / Re: Update On Tiv Bride Who Insisted On Marrying Her 'Cousin' In Benue by slawomir: 11:13am On Jul 22, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Make them continue to dey knack joor


Shebi them say Adam and eve na first people


So who Adam and eve children come knack?


Na only the fact say defect and immune system dey collapse from children born from brother to sister banging
If not people for dey knack and marry their sisters

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Politics / Re: Subsidy: Your Policies Inflicting Hardship On Nigerians, CAN Tackles Tinubu by slawomir: 10:37am On Jul 22, 2023
Damnnn niggar

We have moved from Shege

The stage We are about to enter now is Shege banza

Do your investigation here on nairaland and in your area you will realise those who are always stepping into the polling unit with sentiment and tribalism are those hungry moda fuckkers

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Politics / Re: Courts Responsible For Present Sufferings, Hardships, Underdevelopment — NLC by slawomir: 9:14am On Jul 22, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Enter the street and protest you toothless bulldog

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Politics / Re: Military Destroys 23 Illegal Refineries, Arrests 60 Oil Thieves by slawomir: 8:33am On Jul 22, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Why destroying the refineries

Why not make them legal

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Crime / Re: Baba Ijesha Marks One Year In Prison, 15 More To Go by slawomir: 8:07am On Jul 22, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Do the time moda fuckker

I hate men that can't control themselves

Any man way don first get sister or female relatives for house suppose fit dey control himself and rape should be disgusting to such man

Because our female relatives run around the house with their nakeddness..so our mind should be used to it

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Politics / Re: Leak Confidential Information, Risk Dismissal, EFCC Chair Tells Staff by slawomir: 10:03pm On Jul 21, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Efcc supposed be like CIA
Their loyalty supposed be to the nation not to one wealthypoliticians..them supposed swear oath of secrecy

CIA one Job I love so much..always loved that job from childhood..intelligent and using guns only when necessary...funny enough those men sabi shoot pass their soldiers and army

But I can't apply cause am not a Citizen of USA

Reminds me of the movie 13 hours.. the secret soldiers of benghazi

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Politics / Re: Man Attempting To Steal Underground Cable Shot At Lagos Airport by slawomir: 10:03pm On Jul 21, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Nice

Very very nice

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Education / Re: UNIBEN Suspends, Probes Fresh Graduate Over Tweet Against School Fee Hike by slawomir: 6:46pm On Jul 21, 2023
Damnnn niggar

This nation need a revolution


What sort of dictatorship is this?

So some one can't criticize and question those in authority anymore?

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Politics / Re: We Want To Improve Future Collation & Declaration Of Election Results - Yakubu by slawomir: 3:58pm On Jul 21, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Shut da fuckkk old man

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Australia : FIFA Women World Cup (3 - 2) On 27th July 2023 by slawomir: 2:41pm On Jul 21, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Despite the red card last night
It was something great

Stakers
Avoid this Australia game

They are not like Canada

They might whoop our sorry ass

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Celebrities / Re: Primate Ayodele Places Charles Olumo On Life Salary, Donates ₦‎500,000 To Him by slawomir: 1:40pm On Jul 21, 2023
Damnnn niggar
No well-done from me

I know where that money is coming from

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Government Agrees To Arrest Putin If He Attends BRICS Summit In South Africa by slawomir: 1:09pm On Jul 21, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Putin the toothless bulldog

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Whats The Worst Experience You've Had At A Job? by slawomir: 1:01pm On Jul 21, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Grab my weed to read
Politics / Re: Obidents Celebrate Peter Obi's 62nd Birthday With Gifts And Merriment by slawomir: 11:21am On Jul 21, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Obi my niggar

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Favorite Brand Of Beer/vodka/wine? by slawomir: 9:49am On Jul 21, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Heineken anyday anytime twice on Friday

Though I like the taste of desperado it looks smooth like Heineken and contains a little bit of to kill ya(tequila)

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Politics / Re: Full Resolutions Of The National Economic Council Meeting Of 20/07/2023 by slawomir: 9:45am On Jul 21, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Bunch of miscreants

If nor be sentiments and tribalism way dey worry Nigerian youth
Revolution suppose don scatter everywhere

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Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Ministerial List Fails To Surface At Senate, With One Week Left by slawomir: 9:26am On Jul 21, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Tinubu a failure

We have passed the shege stage

We are now in shege banza

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Politics / Re: Electricity Generation Drops 16% To 3,501MW by slawomir: 9:23am On Jul 21, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Oh lord

When we thought the shege is calming down

Then boom another one hit us.
It seems we have passed the shege stage
We are now in shege banza

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Business / Re: Naira Hits N860/$ Record Low On Black Market Ahead Of Central Bank Meeting by slawomir: 8:10am On Jul 21, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Good news this morning

Which means petrol go soon enter 800 per litre

Dr unanever C. Enitin says hi from Benin city
Barr unago C. Shege says hello from enugu

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Business / Re: Court Awards Honeywell ₦‎72.2 Billion Damages Against Ecobank by slawomir: 7:57am On Jul 21, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Isoright
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Wins $1.08 Billion Jackpot by slawomir: 6:34am On Jul 21, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Damnnn
I told you all
That for everyday we wake we are faced with more than a hundred ways to become a millionaire of which gambling and trying luck is among

Abeg make season start

I don too lose money for club friendly games, chinese super league, Egyptian league and japan league

I just dey lose back to back...imagine psg nor fit beat Al nassr today
Carry mallorca game last week under 4.5
I check score first half(just 38 minutes) I see 4 goals already
I check again after second half(83 minutes ) I see 9 goals

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Politics / Re: Youth Party (YP): INEC Registers New Political Party by slawomir: 8:56pm On Jul 20, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Obi we know

Any party way Obi enter we follow am

Obi is the redemption

Stupid youths that keep on stepping into the polling unit with sentiment and tribalism

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Politics / Re: NEC Dumps FG Social Investment Register, Says It Lacks Credibility by slawomir: 8:40pm On Jul 20, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Bring up your looting register

Tinubu is a disaster waiting to happen

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Romance / Re: How Can We Survive Nigeria by slawomir: 6:42pm On Jul 20, 2023
Damnnn niggar.
Fuel of 20 litres on my lexus Es 350 cost almost 12k yesterday

Anyway I love the renewed shege

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Still Has Cheapest Fuel Price In Africa-IPMAN by slawomir: 6:12pm On Jul 20, 2023
Damnnn niggar
We don hear
Make una dey console una gullible followers
Wetin me know say the shege just dey start

Dr unanever C. Enitin says hi from Benin city
Barr unago C. Shege says hello from enugu

Filled up my lexus Es 350 V6 engine with almost 40k yesterday
And I was like wait o na people minimum wage I just take buy fuel so
Hahah men mount o men mount we all must chop breakfast untill we stop to dey step into the polling unit with sentiment, religion and tribalism

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Politics / Re: Video Of Tinubu Campaigning To Crash Fuel Price Goes Viral Amid Hike by slawomir: 5:48pm On Jul 20, 2023
Damnnn niggar


He scam The gullibles

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Romance / Re: Introverts Can You Relate To This Tweet? by slawomir: 5:37pm On Jul 20, 2023
Damnnn niggar

One thing about we introvert and quiet people is that we got a whole lot of discussion going on in our head and we are too fucking sensitive
We derive pleasure from solitude

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Politics / Re: Don’t Approve Electricity Tariff Increase, Reps Tell NERC by slawomir: 5:20pm On Jul 20, 2023
Damnnn niggar

I love them suffering

Bar man give me more beer let me celebrate

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