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Family / Re: My Sister-In-Law Staying With Us Atimes Knows When We Are Making Love.Pls Advise by Slimranky(m): 12:16pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Na your matter we dey solve since but e no gree solve... 3 Likes |
Health / Re: Ladies, How Many Sanitary Pads Do You Use Per Cycle? by Slimranky(m): 12:10pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Nuttella: Using rags is not really hygienic and could lead to complications in pregnancy subsequently it could cause PCOD I used to have a white female lady in USA that's still suffering from PCOD this make's her have miscarriages when pregnant and causes severe pains during monthly menses, I really wish the fed govt would give out sanitary pads as covid 19 palliatives to these young girls out there that can't afford to buy always pad's ATM And if you're Man here but your wife can't afford to buy pad for her monthly menses You're a disgrace to manhood... 4 Likes 1 Share |
Health / Re: Ladies, How Many Sanitary Pads Do You Use Per Cycle? by Slimranky(m): 11:56am On Aug 08, 2020 |
Nuttella: Thank you dear, May God bless you and your man because when both couples are blessed there is a happy home...But sincerely few day's I was thinking about same thing especially during this hard times of covid 19 Most girls and ladies are not working some of them are depending on their single parents to survive and some of these single parents are private workers or private teacher's that have not been paid for month's "How do these young girls manage to get 600_1k monthly for pad's ?? Sincerely If I get married I would be stocking my home with carton's of always pad's same way i would be stocking my kitchen with food stuffs All these buy buy 600 to 1k monthly is expensive, what if you don't have the money ATM? 2 Likes |
Health / Re: Ladies, How Many Sanitary Pads Do You Use Per Cycle? by Slimranky(m): 11:42am On Aug 08, 2020 |
I would stock my house with a carton of sanitary pads when I get married basically for my wife she don't have to be buying pad's monthly... 3 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Ikpeazu Hands Over Official Vehicles To Abia State Judiciary Judges (Pics) by Slimranky(m): 8:33pm On Jul 28, 2020 |
Money no dey ,corona virus Corona virus But billions are been spent by some men |
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley: I Don't Do Drugs, I Just Smoke Weed by Slimranky(m): 1:31pm On Jul 23, 2020 |
tillaman: Pesin wey get mouth odour get mouth odour no be Igbo cause your mouth odour If e no good for your Brain QUIT smoking it,make you no go insane 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Sandra Achums Celebrates Her 47th Birthday by Slimranky(m): 2:57pm On Jun 19, 2020 |
One of the few female's that made money from her craft moved to yankee got married no atom of controversy in her career Remember that movie she showed patience ozokwor who acted as her grandma in the movie pepper... |
Romance / Should I Still Keep In Touch!? by Slimranky(m): 1:33am On Jun 14, 2020 |
Guy's I have been talking to these Mexican lady for some time,she is a very busy woman and always busy working from Friday to Monday So I normally drop her good morning message's and always ask how she's doing which she normally replies except for Sometimes when she's too busy with work she might not be able to reply ATM So recently she just told me that she just came out from a toxic relationship and not ready to dive into another one now until she heals and we get to know each other better,but I am not pressurizing her to date me asap as I told her that I understand and in support of her decision But my question is that should I still be sending her the good morning message's and dropping text for her now or should I give her some break? I don't want to rush her,but If I give her like a week off from contacting her Hope I'm not gonna be making a mistake?
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Crime / Re: Wife Pours Boiling Water On Her Husband In Bayelsa For Slapping Her (Graphic) by Slimranky(m): 8:36pm On Jun 08, 2020 |
Typical attitude of a naive Nigerian lady Guys this is why I don't do Nigeria female's A white woman can never do this shit,she rather file for divorce But Nigeria females very wicked,mean,cannibals and can carry akpo for you over night |
Sports / Re: Mohamed Salah Poses With His Daughter (Photo) by Slimranky(m): 8:29pm On Jun 08, 2020 |
Hmm well issokay My daughter must be beautiful like this And that's why I must get married to a white lady Its white lady or no marriage at all |
Literature / Re: Who Knows The Story Of Medusa? (picture) by Slimranky(m): 9:26am On Jun 05, 2020 |
obembet: Hmm well issokay Medusa's head is Versace designer's logo So next time someone asks you if you want Medusa's head! The person is literally asking If you want some Versace designer's |
Literature / Re: Who Knows The Story Of Medusa? (picture) by Slimranky(m): 9:23am On Jun 05, 2020 |
Medusa was beheaded by the hero Perseus, who thereafter used her head, which retained its ability to turn onlookers to stone, as a weapon until he gave it to the goddess Athena to place on her shield . In classical antiquity the image of the head of Medusa appeared in the evil-averting device known as the Gorgoneion . Incase you don't know The Versace logo is the head of Medusa, a Greek mythological figure. The logo came from the floor of ruins in the area of Reggio Calabria that the Versace siblings played in as children. GIANNI VERSACE CHOSE MEDUSA AS THE LOGO BECAUSE SHE MADE PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE WITH HER AND THEY HAD NO WAY BACK.
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Celebrities / Re: Davido Changes His Phone Number, Gives Reason by Slimranky(m): 7:27am On Jun 04, 2020 |
Hmm issokay, Its obvious MR CLOUT CHASER can't live without the media,he thinks the best way to avoid going down OBLIVION is by posting pictures of he's fractured leg,or a video of him handling chioma's boobs Who gives a fvvk if you change your number or not As a real gee I can only tell you that ONCE YOU HAVE MATURED,YOU WILL REALIZE THAT SILENCE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN PROVING A POINT... Shout out to Ayo balogun the greatest 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Armed Robber Killed In Elelewon, Port Harcourt (Graphic Photos) by Slimranky(m): 6:39pm On Jun 03, 2020 |
Hmm Issokay I keep telling Guy's to stay away from crime and run legit And I still dey tell dem say obi akpor police for pH no get Joy I remember how they chased me in a restaurant with my music producer mjosh the guy that produced niggaraw's spiritual conji in pH many years ago.... |
Celebrities / Re: Davido To Move To His House With An Elevator In Banana Island by Slimranky(m): 6:35pm On May 29, 2020 |
Hmm well issokay There's no gainsaying that money is the spice of life be ye a man or woman,boy or girl go all the way out and change your story, As for the guy's don't let any girl distract you from making money Real geez don't look for love whilst they are hustling their way to the top Salvation is free,but you go still use money buy bible,pay tithe and offering As for the girl's don't wish to move in with a rich dude with your broke ass Get your own money,Linda ikeji did it, having a child out of wedlock never stopped Genevieve from getting rich You alone has the Right to change your story Meanwhile person wey climb mango tree wey dey near prison to plug mango,Don fall inside prison yard Inmate's there dey claim say he be one of dem Na the matter we dey try settle since yesterday Make I smoke my loud first I no like to think too much.... 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Chiwetalu Agu: I Am The Most Handsome Actor Alive NO Arguments (photo) by Slimranky(m): 8:05pm On May 27, 2020 |
Hmm well issokay No doubt this man is a real gee He made money invested and retired from street He looks healthy and cute unlike majority of his colleagues who used their money on fake alcohol making them prone to sickness and asking for donations online "MONEY MAKE'S A MAN LOOK YOUNG POVERTY MAKES A YOUNG BOY LOOK VERY OLD" Are you gonna beg or hustle? My brother the choice is yours |
Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Ibile's Son, Toluwalase Shiloh Ainoghena Omoniyi Pictured by Slimranky(m): 7:57pm On May 27, 2020 |
Hmm well issokay you don't need no soothsayer to tell you this kid is kapaichumarimarichupako prodigy The father is a real gee Because he got rich and had a child Yes that's what REAL GEES do Get money and start a family Only BLONKERS have raw sex and give birth amidst the poverty level chewing them like stick Thereby increasing the rate of homely almajaris It should have been best if he was married but with the rate of stabbing and killing occurrence in marriages I dunno what to think again I don't want to think too much Just gotta roll one more spliff then I'm done for the day
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Crime / Re: Cultist, Sikiru Samuel 'Samora' Arrested In Lagos by Slimranky(m): 7:43pm On May 27, 2020 |
Kaysalas: DM me bro |
Crime / Re: 3 Brothers Kill Sibling In Imo Over Proceeds From Mother’s Burial by Slimranky(m): 8:46pm On May 25, 2020 |
Hmm well isokay An abomination just occurred in the tribe of umuOWOloshe, Aka "children of money" Poverty and stagnation has a powerful way of overtaking people's body and mental state If you check am well that burial Money no reach 70k This dudes just murdered a brother For just $200 This dudes are not real gees They are fvvvking BLONKERS Real gees must find a way to get rich and be a fvvking billionaire and run away from poverty Real gees Don't kill Real gees don't do blood spills or commit rituals to get rich Real gees legit get rich Because you live by the gun you someday die by the gun RIP to the dead Say hi to my pop and mum over there 2 Likes |
Sports / Re: Messi Shaves His Beard As Enthusiastic Barca Stars Train Before La Liga Return by Slimranky(m): 7:52pm On May 25, 2020 |
Hmmm well issokay No doubt messi is a real goat He looks like a young football star ready to dominate the world of soccer Messi is a real gee Because messi now looks like the days he played with Ronaldinho at Fc Barcelona But unfortunately Ronaldinho is not a real gee Because he spent on all his money on Don perrignon now dude couldn't even afford an original paraguan passport Real gees cash out loud,starts investment and retires from the Street East shout to the greatest MESSI 2 Likes
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Travel / Re: Nigerian Girl In Russia Talks About Life In Russia, Racism And What Life Is Like by Slimranky(m): 6:54pm On May 25, 2020 |
Hmm well issokay But after reading her story and you basically feel that surviving in Russian is Easy and you suddenly start thinking about migrating to Russia, you need to have a rethink because You're totally wrong There's a level of poverty rate growing within Russia that is making lots of couples not want to give birth because there's no much cash flow to survive and they are too advanced and not like Africans that gives birth to a lot of kids amidst the poverty level eating them up But if you still doubting You're not a real gee And The screenshots below between me and a married woman in Russia is basically for you life's not easy anywhere 2 Likes
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Sports / Re: Ighalo Set To Leave Manchester United This Week At End Of His Loan Spell by Slimranky(m): 6:38pm On May 25, 2020 |
ShitStain: You must be a real gee to realize that is all about the MULLA MULLA makes the world go round Only mulla can make a girl you never gave birth to call you baby Every living man and woman must chase the MULLA Because life's sweet when you have MULLA 4 Likes |
Sports / Re: Godswill Uche 'Bala': Kelechi Iheanacho, My Childhood Friend Who Forgot Me by Slimranky(m): 6:34pm On May 25, 2020 |
Hmm well issokay!! As a real gee,you have to be the one SHENKING people not the other way round because remembrance is a choice and real Gee's Hustle their way up without having ENTITLEMENT spirit because ENTITLEMENT spirit is a filthy spirit that will hold you back nobody owes you shit in this life,and you alone has the right to change your story And when you're blown You don't owe any man or woman any fvvking obligation Life's like a rolling dice So the question is Are you gonna hustle or beg
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Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen Father's Death: Lille Offers Private Jet For Burial In Nigeria by Slimranky(m): 4:33pm On May 25, 2020 |
Hmm issokay RIP pa osimhen The death of a loved one is like a sting from a thousand bees, But In life A son is supposed to bury his father and not the other way round, I had similar experience in the year 2007 when I lost my pops His death caused me a lot of circumstances and delay in all ramifications but as a real gee I'm never gonna give up Just like African chyna sang in London fever "No pain no gain oh If you try and fail today Make you no stop to dey try and again and again London fever, make you no go dey shiver" Every real gee must hustle so that he would fly private jet to go grace any occasion |
Properties / Re: Please Help. My Apartment Is Being Haunted By A Ghost. by Slimranky(m): 11:27pm On May 23, 2020 |
Millenniumlady: Hmm well issokay But I'm scared of stepping my foot into that village not to talk of walking to my late pops properties I'm a believer of what my father can do I will do more, his cars and few other properties i never knew about because i was still in the dormitory then and popsy never disclosed them to me was been sold by his siblings who are my uncle and aunties, but those lands some of the elders in the village would always tell me belongs to me whenever I'm ready to access them But I'm scared of my own life some of these old folk's especially paternal relations can be cruel If you're from Igbo land you would understand 7 Likes |
Properties / Re: Please Help. My Apartment Is Being Haunted By A Ghost. by Slimranky(m): 11:13pm On May 23, 2020 |
gypsey: Bro my father wasn't a violent man at all never handled a gun before which made me doubt the eligibility of their rumours He was only a supervisor at CBN Enugu we lived at CBN quarters trans ekulu enugu then People can lie and say fallacious rumours to prove what I really don't know |
Properties / Re: Please Help. My Apartment Is Being Haunted By A Ghost. by Slimranky(m): 11:00pm On May 23, 2020 |
Hmm well issokay I remember the year 2007 when my father died of cardiac arrest after he just finished decking the one story building he was building in the village He was about moving some of our things from Enugu to villa before he kicked the bucket I was in an anglican dormitory in Enugu then But when he died I started hearing rumour's from the village People claiming they saw my late pop's ghost in the villa holding a gun and that he was looking for revenge etc I never believed that stuff But the rumours all ended after he was buried Probably after her burial you would stop seeing those sign's Meanwhile as the first son of my late father people telling me that the house my pop was building in the village and, like three other empty plots bought by my late father rightly belongs to me now etc but I'm never stepping foot on that village again As a real gee I believe in making my own money and getting my own landed properties etc 9 Likes |
Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 10:42pm On May 23, 2020 |
VicM6: You don mumu I ain't on Facebook For the past 5 year's Fb banned my Facebook profile till date if I open a new one now the next minute I'm blocked You see you obviously played yourself and shot your self in the leg lol I don't do Facebook bro I'm only on Instagram and my IG is a private account with no post lol Get a life bro Stop mentioning me I ain't gat time A man is justified by the money in his account not shape of his head or body I have seen men and women with round shape and there's nothing wrong with that right now I'm watching an action movie marauders in my laptop and smoking my last Arizona, after this last tap I ain't smoking no more till tomorrow when my dealer goes to market
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Food / Re: God Gave Us This Snake Meat After Working Today In His Vineyard by Slimranky(m): 10:34pm On May 23, 2020 |
Hmm well issokay Is it not the same gaboon viper that killed a man in abia with it's venom Posts like this makes me have nightmares about snakes I really hate that creature, it's disgusting I endeavor to kill it anywhere I sight it and then throw it to the road for motorist to crush it with their vehicle tyres Real gees don't eat snake Real gees eat ishianu,goat meat pepper soup,roasted chicken with avocado yes that's a Mexican recipe my mexico contact taught me that very sweet Roasted chicken with avocado 1 Like
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Celebrities / Re: Destiny Etiko Dances After Her Father’s Burial (Video) by Slimranky(m): 10:22pm On May 23, 2020 |
Hmmm well issokay As a real gee Rihanna, cardi B Always comes first amongst these women Because am not a fan of big ass like this I'm more of a moderate flexible slimass Amongst the female celebrities in Nigeria even though am not a big fan of them The body of Linda osifo is okay Beverly OSU Seyi shay Those girls can ride a man like mad with their flexible sexy ass,I can't wait to try the reverse cow girl style with rihanna
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Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 9:25pm On May 23, 2020 |
VicM6: You are not a real gee infact you are a blodclot Go ask jamaicans what that means if you dont know,i mean What has the shape of my head come to do with this ? I never uploaded my picture or any social media account here before you basically haven't seen me before,you don't know me cos I don't even have a round head and the last time I Checked soccer balls are round in shape Must you show your stupid senseless nature online Fvvking Blonker!!!
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Romance / Re: Share Your Failed Experiences Chatting Up Naija Girls by Slimranky(m): 8:46pm On May 23, 2020 |
Real street Guy's don't chat with Nigeria girl's These bitches are boring asf No sense of humour Always want you to go straight to the point Real gees only chat with foreign Yankee women I basically haven't replied to all my client's both the one's I'm using translator to text Talk less of a boring Nigerian bitch I ain't gat time for that bro Never chat with them If you wanna fvvk Go straight to the point call her ask her how much is her bill for the night If she's matured she would come around bang you and get going But never you chat them If you have time just view their WhatsApp stories and you would see how senseless they are You might just beholding an innocent convo This next reply you would get is I have a bf Bitch I never asked you out can't you see I'm just catching trips with you Fvvking blonkers! |
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