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Family / Re: My Sister-In-Law Staying With Us Atimes Knows When We Are Making Love.Pls Advise by Slimranky(m): 12:16pm On Aug 08, 2020
Na your matter we dey solve since but e no gree solve...

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Health / Re: Ladies, How Many Sanitary Pads Do You Use Per Cycle? by Slimranky(m): 12:10pm On Aug 08, 2020
Nuttella:
Its not easy, I feel sanitary pad should be given to ladies free of charge or better still be sold at a subsidized rate, when I was in secondary school, we were given free sanitary pad then, I do stock them up till I finally started seeing my period. That is how it should be, it will shock you to know that some ladies use rag as pad just because they can't afford the high cost of buying a sanitary pad.

Using rags is not really hygienic and could lead to complications in pregnancy subsequently it could cause PCOD I used to have a white female lady in USA that's still suffering from PCOD this make's her have miscarriages when pregnant and causes severe pains during monthly menses,
I really wish the fed govt would give out sanitary pads as covid 19 palliatives to these young girls out there that can't afford to buy always pad's ATM
And if you're Man here but your wife can't afford to buy pad for her monthly menses
You're a disgrace to manhood...

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Health / Re: Ladies, How Many Sanitary Pads Do You Use Per Cycle? by Slimranky(m): 11:56am On Aug 08, 2020
Nuttella:
Such a caring husband to be, if not that I have someone, I would have asked you out. wink

Thank you dear, May God bless you and your man because when both couples are blessed there is a happy home...But sincerely few day's I was thinking about same thing especially during this hard times of covid 19

Most girls and ladies are not working some of them are depending on their single parents to survive and some of these single parents are private workers or private teacher's that have not been paid for month's

"How do these young girls manage to get 600_1k monthly for pad's
??
Sincerely If I get married
I would be stocking my home with carton's of always pad's same way i would be stocking my kitchen with food stuffs

All these buy buy 600 to 1k monthly is expensive, what if you don't have the money ATM?

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Health / Re: Ladies, How Many Sanitary Pads Do You Use Per Cycle? by Slimranky(m): 11:42am On Aug 08, 2020
I would stock my house with a carton of sanitary pads when I get married basically for my wife she don't have to be buying pad's monthly...

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Politics / Re: Ikpeazu Hands Over Official Vehicles To Abia State Judiciary Judges (Pics) by Slimranky(m): 8:33pm On Jul 28, 2020
Money no dey ,corona virus Corona virus
But billions are been spent by some men
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley: I Don't Do Drugs, I Just Smoke Weed by Slimranky(m): 1:31pm On Jul 23, 2020
tillaman:
Naira Marley Eyan Igbo labi, I once smoked some weed but I noticed most of them weed smokers always ends up with mouth odour, I could be wrong though but the ones I have met especially the females they have this bad breath and that shiit scares me

Pesin wey get mouth odour get mouth odour no be Igbo cause your mouth odour
If e no good for your Brain
QUIT smoking it,make you no go insane

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Celebrities / Re: Sandra Achums Celebrates Her 47th Birthday by Slimranky(m): 2:57pm On Jun 19, 2020
One of the few female's that made money from her craft moved to yankee got married no atom of controversy in her career
Remember that movie she showed patience ozokwor who acted as her grandma in the movie pepper...
Romance / Should I Still Keep In Touch!? by Slimranky(m): 1:33am On Jun 14, 2020
Guy's I have been talking to these Mexican lady for some time,she is a very busy woman and always busy working from Friday to Monday
So I normally drop her good morning message's and always ask how she's doing which she normally replies except for
Sometimes when she's too busy with work she might not be able to reply ATM
So recently she just told me that she just came out from a toxic relationship and not ready to dive into another one now until she heals and we get to know each other better,but I am not pressurizing her to date me asap as I told her that I understand and in support of her decision
But my question is that should I still be sending her the good morning message's and dropping text for her now or should I give her some break?
I don't want to rush her,but
If I give her like a week off from contacting her
Hope I'm not gonna be making a mistake?

Crime / Re: Wife Pours Boiling Water On Her Husband In Bayelsa For Slapping Her (Graphic) by Slimranky(m): 8:36pm On Jun 08, 2020
Typical attitude of a naive Nigerian lady
Guys this is why I don't do Nigeria female's
A white woman can never do this shit,she rather file for divorce
But Nigeria females very wicked,mean,cannibals and can carry akpo for you over night
Sports / Re: Mohamed Salah Poses With His Daughter (Photo) by Slimranky(m): 8:29pm On Jun 08, 2020
Hmm well issokay
My daughter must be beautiful like this
And that's why I must get married to a white lady
Its white lady or no marriage at all
Literature / Re: Who Knows The Story Of Medusa? (picture) by Slimranky(m): 9:26am On Jun 05, 2020
obembet:



I need to learn more about this

Hmm well issokay

Medusa's head is Versace designer's logo

So next time someone asks you if you want Medusa's head!

The person is literally asking If you want some Versace designer's
Literature / Re: Who Knows The Story Of Medusa? (picture) by Slimranky(m): 9:23am On Jun 05, 2020
Medusa was beheaded by the hero Perseus, who thereafter used her head, which retained its ability to turn onlookers to stone, as a weapon until he gave it to the goddess
Athena to place on her shield . In classical antiquity the image of the head of Medusa appeared in the evil-averting device known as the Gorgoneion .

Incase you don't know

The Versace logo is the head of Medusa, a Greek mythological figure. The logo came from the floor of ruins in the area of Reggio Calabria that the Versace siblings played in as children. GIANNI VERSACE CHOSE MEDUSA AS THE LOGO BECAUSE SHE MADE PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE WITH HER AND THEY HAD NO WAY BACK.

Celebrities / Re: Davido Changes His Phone Number, Gives Reason by Slimranky(m): 7:27am On Jun 04, 2020
Hmm issokay,
Its obvious
MR CLOUT CHASER
can't live without the media,he thinks the best way to avoid going down
OBLIVION is by posting pictures of he's fractured leg,or a video of him handling chioma's boobs
Who gives a fvvk if you change your number or not

As a real gee I can only tell you that

ONCE YOU HAVE MATURED,YOU WILL REALIZE THAT SILENCE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN PROVING A POINT...

Shout out to Ayo balogun the greatest

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Crime / Re: Armed Robber Killed In Elelewon, Port Harcourt (Graphic Photos) by Slimranky(m): 6:39pm On Jun 03, 2020
Hmm Issokay
I keep telling Guy's to stay away from crime and run legit
And I still dey tell dem say obi akpor police for pH no get Joy
I remember how they chased me in a restaurant with my music producer mjosh the guy that produced niggaraw's spiritual conji in pH many years ago....
Celebrities / Re: Davido To Move To His House With An Elevator In Banana Island by Slimranky(m): 6:35pm On May 29, 2020
Hmm well issokay
There's no gainsaying that money is the spice of life be ye a man or woman,boy or girl go all the way out and change your story,

As for the guy's don't let any girl distract you from making money
Real geez don't look for love whilst they are hustling their way to the top
Salvation is free,but you go still use money buy bible,pay tithe and offering

As for the girl's don't wish to move in with a rich dude with your broke ass
Get your own money,Linda ikeji did it, having a child out of wedlock never stopped Genevieve from getting rich

You alone has the Right to change your story

Meanwhile person wey climb mango tree wey dey near prison to plug mango,Don fall inside prison yard
Inmate's there dey claim say he be one of dem
Na the matter we dey try settle since yesterday
Make I smoke my loud first I no like to think too much....

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Celebrities / Re: Chiwetalu Agu: I Am The Most Handsome Actor Alive NO Arguments (photo) by Slimranky(m): 8:05pm On May 27, 2020
Hmm well issokay
No doubt this man is a real gee
He made money invested and retired from street
He looks healthy and cute unlike majority of his colleagues who used their money on fake alcohol making them prone to sickness and asking for donations online

"MONEY MAKE'S A MAN LOOK YOUNG
POVERTY MAKES A YOUNG BOY LOOK VERY OLD"
Are you gonna beg or hustle?

My brother the choice is yours
Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Ibile's Son, Toluwalase Shiloh Ainoghena Omoniyi Pictured by Slimranky(m): 7:57pm On May 27, 2020
Hmm well issokay you don't need no soothsayer to tell you this kid is

kapaichumarimarichupako

prodigy

The father is a real gee
Because he got rich and had a child
Yes that's what REAL GEES do
Get money and start a family
Only BLONKERS have raw sex and give birth amidst the poverty level chewing them like stick
Thereby increasing the rate of homely almajaris
It should have been best if he was married but with the rate of stabbing and killing occurrence in marriages I dunno what to think again
I don't want to think too much
Just gotta roll one more spliff then I'm done for the day

Crime / Re: Cultist, Sikiru Samuel 'Samora' Arrested In Lagos by Slimranky(m): 7:43pm On May 27, 2020
Kaysalas:

Hello bro, pls I saw your posts on some other threads but decided to message you here. Please, can you show me sites with which you connect russian and other oyinbo peeps. I am learning russian and need peeps to practice the language with.

DM me bro
Crime / Re: 3 Brothers Kill Sibling In Imo Over Proceeds From Mother’s Burial by Slimranky(m): 8:46pm On May 25, 2020
Hmm well isokay

An abomination just occurred in the tribe of umuOWOloshe,
Aka
"children of money"
Poverty and stagnation has a powerful way of overtaking people's body and mental state

If you check am well that burial Money no reach 70k cry

This dudes just murdered a brother
For just $200

This dudes are not real gees

They are fvvvking BLONKERS

Real gees must find a way to get rich and be a fvvking billionaire and run away from poverty
Real gees Don't kill

Real gees don't do blood spills or commit rituals to get rich
Real gees legit get rich
Because you live by the gun you someday die by the gun

RIP to the dead
Say hi to my pop and mum over there

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Sports / Re: Messi Shaves His Beard As Enthusiastic Barca Stars Train Before La Liga Return by Slimranky(m): 7:52pm On May 25, 2020
Hmmm well issokay

No doubt messi is a real goat
He looks like a young football star ready to dominate the world of soccer
Messi is a real gee
Because messi now looks like the days he played with Ronaldinho at Fc
Barcelona

But unfortunately Ronaldinho is not a real gee
Because he spent on all his money on
Don perrignon now dude couldn't even afford an original paraguan passport

Real gees cash out loud,starts investment and retires from the Street

East shout to the greatest

MESSI

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Girl In Russia Talks About Life In Russia, Racism And What Life Is Like by Slimranky(m): 6:54pm On May 25, 2020
Hmm well issokay

But after reading her story and you basically feel that surviving in Russian is Easy and you suddenly start thinking about migrating to Russia, you need to have a rethink because
You're totally wrong
There's a level of poverty rate growing within Russia that is making lots of couples not want to give birth because there's no much cash flow to survive and they are too advanced and not like Africans that gives birth to a lot of kids amidst the poverty level eating them up
But if you still doubting
You're not a real gee
And The screenshots below between me and a married woman in Russia is basically for you

life's not easy anywhere

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Sports / Re: Ighalo Set To Leave Manchester United This Week At End Of His Loan Spell by Slimranky(m): 6:38pm On May 25, 2020
ShitStain:
Atleast he has fulfilled he's dream of playing for United.Time to pursue the mulla!!!

You must be a real gee to realize that is all about the MULLA
MULLA makes the world go round
Only mulla can make a girl you never gave birth to call you baby

Every living man and woman must chase the MULLA
Because life's sweet when you have MULLA

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Sports / Re: Godswill Uche 'Bala': Kelechi Iheanacho, My Childhood Friend Who Forgot Me by Slimranky(m): 6:34pm On May 25, 2020
Hmm well issokay!!

As a real gee,you have to be the one SHENKING people not the other way round because remembrance is a choice and real Gee's Hustle their way up without having ENTITLEMENT spirit because ENTITLEMENT spirit is a filthy spirit that will hold you back nobody owes you shit in this life,and you alone has the right to change your story
And when you're blown
You don't owe any man or woman any fvvking obligation
Life's like a rolling dice

So the question is

Are you gonna hustle or beg

Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen Father's Death: Lille Offers Private Jet For Burial In Nigeria by Slimranky(m): 4:33pm On May 25, 2020
Hmm issokay

RIP pa osimhen

The death of a loved one is like a sting from a thousand bees,
But In life A son is supposed to bury his father and not the other way round,
I had similar experience in the year 2007 when I lost my pops
His death caused me a lot of circumstances and delay in all ramifications but as a real gee
I'm never gonna give up
Just like African chyna sang in London fever

"No pain no gain oh
If you try and fail today
Make you no stop to dey try and again and again
London fever, make you no go dey shiver"

Every real gee must hustle so that he would fly private jet to go grace any occasion
Properties / Re: Please Help. My Apartment Is Being Haunted By A Ghost. by Slimranky(m): 11:27pm On May 23, 2020
Millenniumlady:
Why Don't you sell the three lands and leave the house so we can start our life together smiley

Hmm well issokay
But

I'm scared of stepping my foot into that village not to talk of walking to my late pops properties
I'm a believer of what my father can do I will do more, his cars and few other properties i never knew about because i was still in the dormitory then and popsy never disclosed them to me was been sold by his siblings who are my uncle and aunties, but those lands some of the elders in the village would always tell me belongs to me whenever I'm ready to access them
But I'm scared of my own life some of these old folk's especially paternal relations can be cruel
If you're from Igbo land you would understand

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Properties / Re: Please Help. My Apartment Is Being Haunted By A Ghost. by Slimranky(m): 11:13pm On May 23, 2020
gypsey:
It was all cock and bull story, you were right not believing it. if really they saw your father, why didn't they speak to him, or saw what he was wearing maybe ask him where he bought the gun? grin and i bet your father never had and shot a gun when he was alive, or was a violent man. suddenlly he knows how to shoot and bought himself a gun from ghost land shops. grin who exactly was he planning to shoot?

Bro my father wasn't a violent man at all never handled a gun before which made me doubt the eligibility of their rumours
He was only a supervisor at CBN Enugu we lived at CBN quarters trans ekulu enugu then
People can lie and say fallacious rumours to prove what I really don't know
Properties / Re: Please Help. My Apartment Is Being Haunted By A Ghost. by Slimranky(m): 11:00pm On May 23, 2020
Hmm well issokay
I remember the year 2007 when my father died
of cardiac arrest after he just finished decking the one story building he was building in the village
He was about moving some of our things from Enugu to villa before he kicked the bucket
I was in an anglican dormitory in Enugu then
But when he died I started hearing rumour's from the village
People claiming they saw my late pop's ghost
in the villa holding a gun and that he was looking for revenge etc
I never believed that stuff
But the rumours all ended after he was buried

Probably after her burial you would stop seeing those sign's
Meanwhile as the first son of my late father people telling me that the house my pop was building in the village and, like three other empty plots bought by my late father rightly belongs to me now etc but I'm never stepping foot on that village again
As a real gee
I believe in making my own money and getting my own landed properties etc

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Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 10:42pm On May 23, 2020
VicM6:
lol,just laughing my ass out here.... Op, i don see ur pics b4 jor.. u don 4get say me nd u be friends 4 facebook ni grin... ur head is round grin


You don mumu
I ain't on Facebook
For the past 5 year's
Fb banned my Facebook profile till date if I open a new one now the next minute I'm blocked
You see you obviously played yourself and shot your self in the leg lol

I don't do Facebook bro
I'm only on Instagram and my IG is a private account with no post lol
Get a life bro
Stop mentioning me I ain't gat time

A man is justified by the money in his account not shape of his head or body
I have seen men and women with round shape and there's nothing wrong with that right now
I'm watching an action movie marauders in my laptop and smoking my last Arizona, after this last tap I ain't smoking no more till tomorrow when my dealer goes to market

Food / Re: God Gave Us This Snake Meat After Working Today In His Vineyard by Slimranky(m): 10:34pm On May 23, 2020
Hmm well issokay
Is it not the same gaboon viper that killed a man in abia with it's venom
Posts like this makes me have nightmares about snakes
I really hate that creature, it's disgusting
I endeavor to kill it anywhere I sight it and then throw it to the road for motorist to crush it with their vehicle tyres

Real gees don't eat snake
Real gees eat ishianu,goat meat pepper soup,roasted chicken with avocado yes that's a Mexican recipe my mexico contact taught me that very sweet
Roasted chicken with avocado

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Celebrities / Re: Destiny Etiko Dances After Her Father’s Burial (Video) by Slimranky(m): 10:22pm On May 23, 2020
Hmmm well issokay

As a real gee
Rihanna, cardi B Always comes first amongst these women

Because am not a fan of big ass like this
I'm more of a moderate flexible slimass
Amongst the female celebrities in Nigeria even though am not a big fan of them
The body of Linda osifo is okay
Beverly OSU
Seyi shay
Those girls can ride a man like mad with their flexible sexy ass,I can't wait to try the reverse cow girl style with rihanna

Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 9:25pm On May 23, 2020
VicM6:

you dey mind this op wey head resemble soccer ball own.... demanding things from her like say na u send her money to use buy all the stuff come.. She's is smarter than op.

You are not a real gee infact you are a blodclot
Go ask jamaicans what that means if you dont know,i mean What has the shape of my head come to do with this ?
I never uploaded my picture or any social media account here before you basically haven't seen me before,you don't know me cos I don't even have a round head and the last time I Checked soccer balls are round in shape
Must you show your stupid senseless nature online
Fvvking
Blonker!!!

Romance / Re: Share Your Failed Experiences Chatting Up Naija Girls by Slimranky(m): 8:46pm On May 23, 2020
Real street Guy's don't chat with Nigeria girl's
These bitches are boring asf
No sense of humour
Always want you to go straight to the point
Real gees only chat with foreign Yankee women
I basically haven't replied to all my client's both the one's I'm using translator to text
Talk less of a boring Nigerian bitch
I ain't gat time for that bro
Never chat with them
If you wanna fvvk
Go straight to the point call her ask her how much is her bill for the night

If she's matured she would come around bang you and get going
But never you chat them
If you have time just view their WhatsApp stories and you would see how senseless they are


You might just beholding an innocent convo
This next reply you would get is I have a bf
Bitch I never asked you out can't you see I'm just catching trips with you

Fvvking blonkers!

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