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Education / Re: Nigerian Students In China by smartsk(f): 1:29pm On Apr 14, 2020
Hello guys, for those that have applied for CSC scholarship, how did you do about the "physical examination record for foreigners" form. Did you actually carryout all those tests?.... Because I don't think I'll be able to complete them before the application deadline, plus this lockdown stuff. I'd like to know if there is an alternative to this?
Travel / Re: How Easy Is Getting Admission Into Netherlands Univeristies And Visa by smartsk(f): 3:21pm On Feb 28, 2020
jaid23:


Hello neyo2k7, please I'll love to ask some questions regarding scholarship in Wageningen Unversity, could you please reply with an email or whatsapp contact to get in touch with you? thanks in anticipation.

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Travel / Re: Study In Netherlands �� -wageningen University by smartsk(f): 3:14pm On Feb 28, 2020
jaid23:


Hi, I would like to know if you were succesfull with the OKP scholarship and if you could as well hint on what to expect from both OKP and ASP scholarship if one gets the invite especially for the ASP as what assessment and the skype interviews like.

Hope for a reply soon.

I wasn't successful with the OKP fellowship. Asp invites will be sent next month
Travel / Re: GENERAL Irish (student)visa & Work Permit-New THREAD*** by smartsk(f): 8:09pm On Feb 19, 2020
Blessedolamide:
if you have 10k Euros for living expenses and accommodation, I think it will be enough for a year. E.g
Accommodation @500 = 6000
Transport @100/month = 1200
Bills & card@100/month =1200
Feeding @200/month = 2400
Miscellaneous = 200

Thanks alot. This is quite enlightening
Travel / Re: GENERAL Irish (student)visa & Work Permit-New THREAD*** by smartsk(f): 7:53pm On Feb 18, 2020
ICaSNg:



Basically just about 10000 euros towards tuition fee to 60 students across the world.

http://eurireland.ie/2020/02/10/government-of-ireland-international-education-scholarships-2020/

Okay...The documents state that the scholarship covers both Tuition fee plus10k Euros stipends. My concern is would the 10k be able to cover both accommodation and living expenses in Ireland?
Travel / Re: GENERAL Irish (student)visa & Work Permit-New THREAD*** by smartsk(f): 1:20pm On Feb 18, 2020
Is there anyone presently schooling in Ireland courtesy of the Government of Ireland International Education Scholarship (GOI-IES)? Can the Stipend paid cover both accommodation and living expenses?
Travel / Re: My France Picture Gallery by smartsk(f): 9:09pm On Feb 09, 2020
mrphysics:
Erasmus Students Network organized a party last week. Unfortunately, the Erasmus guys in my class has left to other countries but before leaving, they handed over the baton of partying to one of my classmate, a Turkish guy and a very good friend of mine.

Before going to the party, he asked me if I have some c.ondo.ms, and that his own is finished. I told him I have, shocked ofcourse, I always have to be prepared. I got some packets of it about 15 before leaving the country. It was the last I put inside my bag as most of the packing was done by my mom and sister and I didn't want them to wonder if it is studies I was going for or ..............

So I went with 6 (incase luck shines on us that night). Something shocked me anyway, when I handed him the 3 and he saw the diameter of the circular personal protective equipment (PPE grin grin), the guy was surprised and he immediately told me that it's too big for him. I was like, what the fvck do you mean. He told me that I shouldn't bother and that as a black guy, he expect a big .... compared to his own and that the size decreases as you go up to the northern hemisphere . I have never heard a thing like that before.

Anyway, luck didn't shine on us that night embarassed embarassed embarassed. We had a great time partying and dancing, however, I learned many things about the social life of the French people.

Most French ladies are quite reserved. They don't want to associate whether you are black or white, as long as you are not french, their ladies don't want to go into relationships with non French people (Exceptions exist for some rare events of one night stand which most often goes in the favour of the black guys who they believe possess better shooting machine).

I got very few pictures, about 2, others were personal pictures though.


Shooting machine grin
mrphysics:
Erasmus Students Network organized a party last week. Unfortunately, the Erasmus guys in my class has left to other countries but before leaving, they handed over the baton of partying to one of my classmate, a Turkish guy and a very good friend of mine.

Before going to the party, he asked me if I have some c.ondo.ms, and that his own is finished. I told him I have, shocked ofcourse, I always have to be prepared. I got some packets of it about 15 before leaving the country. It was the last I put inside my bag as most of the packing was done by my mom and sister and I didn't want them to wonder if it is studies I was going for or ..............

So I went with 6 (incase luck shines on us that night). Something shocked me anyway, when I handed him the 3 and he saw the diameter of the circular personal protective equipment (PPE grin grin), the guy was surprised and he immediately told me that it's too big for him. I was like, what the fvck do you mean. He told me that I shouldn't bother and that as a black guy, he expect a big .... compared to his own and that the size decreases as you go up to the northern hemisphere . I have never heard a thing like that before.

Anyway, luck didn't shine on us that night embarassed embarassed embarassed. We had a great time partying and dancing, however, I learned many things about the social life of the French people.

Most French ladies are quite reserved. They don't want to associate whether you are black or white, as long as you are not french, their ladies don't want to go into relationships with non French people (Exceptions exist for some rare events of one night stand which most often goes in the favour of the black guys who they believe possess better shooting machine).

I got very few pictures, about 2, others were personal pictures though.


Shooting machine.. Lmfaogrin grin
Travel / Re: Finland To Offer Fathers 7months Paternity Leave With Pay by smartsk(f): 7:09pm On Feb 05, 2020
The REAL feminists, unlike those dumb tweeter feminist

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Travel / Re: Stunning Images From Space Reveal The Shocking Extent Of Australia's Bushfire Cr by smartsk(f): 9:24am On Jan 03, 2020
Na wa oh. Like hell
Crime / Re: UK Couple Accidentally Throw Away £15,000 In A Box At A Recycling Plant by smartsk(f): 10:23pm On Dec 29, 2019
Nice
Travel / Re: Photos From My Christmas Experience At Udo Udoma Park In Uyo by smartsk(f): 1:18pm On Dec 26, 2019
lilmax:
This isn't attractive at all
Fuuu
Religion / Re: The Greatest Gift by smartsk(f): 2:33pm On Dec 25, 2019
JESUS IS THE KING OF KINGS!

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Travel / Re: The Most Distinctive Taxis From Around The World (photos) by smartsk(f): 1:03pm On Dec 25, 2019
I just love the vintage rides! Madt!

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Celebrities / Re: John Boyega Steps Out In Lovely Blue Agbada With His Family (photos) by smartsk(f): 10:57pm On Dec 19, 2019
Mad oooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!!!!!!!
Romance / Re: Nigerian Men Used As Sex Machine By Rich South Korean Ladies - Man Says by smartsk(f): 8:40pm On Dec 12, 2019
superfitsez:
eziokwu ka obu... my twin brah dey dea,na him work,he na male prostitute,he dey do my paper to come joinam for korea,,,,my body dey totori,,I can't wait to paralyze someone with my python

No b only python, na anaconda grin

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Romance / Re: Do I Go Ahead With My Plans for Her? by smartsk(f): 8:41pm On Dec 09, 2019
Build
Jj
Celebrities / Re: Cardi B: Nigeria Has No Light, Looks Like Dominican Republic by smartsk(f): 6:43pm On Dec 06, 2019
YOUNGELDER1:
She’s right tho

She said "no lie", not "no light", folks have been misquoting her all day on twitter.

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Celebrities / Re: Khafi And Gedoni In A Restaurant In Lekki, All Loved Up by smartsk(f): 5:12pm On Dec 03, 2019
aro1:
Audio love:the body language of gedöni in the house does not show that he truly loves khafi..
But why are all this janded guys not returning to their foreign base:khafi,mike,ike,avala,seyi shay,teddy A,ninolowo.. And numerous others..
It shows that naija sweet o,but we that are base here are struggling to get out. Irony of life!



Because Buhari is working
Celebrities / Re: Khafi And Gedoni In A Restaurant In Lekki, All Loved Up by smartsk(f): 5:12pm On Dec 03, 2019
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Travel / Re: 20 Facts About Airports, Airlines And Air Travelling by smartsk(f): 4:52pm On Nov 28, 2019
Nice info Op. This will not get to the front page now, buh if it were to be about Tacha, Tonto or Boobrisky.... gbam undecided

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NYSC / Re: Corper Susan Joseph Poses With Her Students, Says 'I Don't Want To Leave Rivers' by smartsk(f): 9:27pm On Nov 13, 2019
Going to bed, but wake me up when it reaches front page grin

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Webmasters / Re: Jack Dorsey Speaks Yoruba In Nigeria (Video & Photos) by smartsk(f): 12:13am On Nov 08, 2019
$30 billion grin

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Travel / Re: Funny Moment Unemployed Technicians Hold Up Sign-post In South Africa by smartsk(f): 2:28pm On Nov 06, 2019
grin
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Performs 'Gelato' With Zlatan Ibile For The First Time by smartsk(f): 11:15am On Nov 06, 2019
Who is your daddy grin
Crime / Re: Umar Faruq: Abducted Hausa Boy Now Speaks Igbo, Dumps Islam, Adopts Christianity by smartsk(f): 1:50pm On Nov 01, 2019
Light vs Darkness grin.... Which is more powerful grin
Celebrities / Re: Kizz Daniel Called A Tv Presenter Crushing On Him To Wish Her Happy Birthday by smartsk(f): 7:44pm On Oct 31, 2019
Wake me when it reaches front page. Mah go sleep
Education / Re: Ananti Ezugo: Photograph University Of Nigeria Students These Are My Best Shots by smartsk(f): 1:34pm On Oct 30, 2019
Front page in 5, 4, 3, 2,..... complete it when it gets to the promised land grin

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Travel / Re: Poverty Force Men To Rents Wives Out To Rich Tourist In Kenya by smartsk(f): 5:43am On Oct 21, 2019
Nothing Aisha no go see for Asovilla grin
Religion / Re: Homosexuality, Lesbianism, All Other Sexual Pervasion Is Not Just A Sin But... by smartsk(f): 10:31am On Oct 13, 2019
Olivegreen:
You're missing the point!!!
Being gay is not just about gay sex just as love is not just about sex.
You just quote the Bible from beginning to end but you can't interprete it with wisdom.
I don't care how you have sex with your wife or husband ( by the way are you male or female?) To me, as long as you both love each other, you both can use whatever positions or methods to give yourselves pleasure during sex.

Some people just like acting blind and intentionally ignore the main point of certain issues. Sex is not the main point of the lgbtq+ community. The main point is that love is love regardless of one's gender. We fall in love with other people's souls and not their body.
My body was given to me so it should not define me but my soul is who I am therefore, it defines me.
If my soul loves the soul of another female then how is that wrong? I love her personality and not just her body.

Please let us stop this unreasonable spread of hate and intolerance.

Love is love.

Wee you kee kwayet! Awon agent of confusion. Smh

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