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Crime / Re: Policeman Rapes 15-year-old Girl In Akwa-Ibom by SmellingVagina: 11:59pm On Jul 19, 2016
authority2006:

I hope you were not among those who were calling for Yunusa's head few months ago.
calling4human head? Abg ooo dont implicate me ooo I am not a Dibia wey dey do ritual tins wif human head. Carry ur mata go abeg
Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu Writes Saraki And Oyegun Over Row With Dino Melaye by SmellingVagina: 11:55pm On Jul 19, 2016
She should just submit her toto to Dino or me 2fuk so this mata can end once and4 all abeg.
Crime / Re: Policeman Rapes 15-year-old Girl In Akwa-Ibom by SmellingVagina: 3:35pm On Jul 19, 2016
I can bet with my Penniz this is not rape but a motherless girl trying to pull a smart one on NPF dont worry your papa wey fall from palm tree like lizard go soon join you 4cell.

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Romance / Re: No Girl Is Good, Yet Guys Are Getting Married Every Week by SmellingVagina: 7:04pm On Jul 18, 2016
If your pocket is full every girl would be good
Politics / Re: Habib Abdullahi Hands Over To Hadiza Bala Usman As Nigerian Ports Authority MD by SmellingVagina: 7:02pm On Jul 18, 2016
Abbokki Hands Over To Abbokki while the 5% that didn't vote should go jum InTo Lagoon
Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu Writes Petition To Police IG Over Dino Melaye. See The Petition by SmellingVagina: 6:59pm On Jul 18, 2016
Ooooo Ashawo want make I sleep.

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Crime / Re: My Experience With A LASTMA Officer Today by SmellingVagina: 6:14pm On Jul 16, 2016
VajanahDischaj:
correct!!I go dey mention you for threads. grin
no P boss. Abeg dey mention my other bosses like Paulkillerman , natotogokillme , vaginaterrorist , smellymouth , pussypounder , .... Dem plenty shaaaaa...

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Family / Re: Dabbing Madness Taking Over Nigeria (pics) by SmellingVagina: 5:51pm On Jul 16, 2016
VajanahDischaj:
I like your name! SmellingVagina , do you? the name dab die!
lol cheesy na soo... Yor own set oo na I say mak I hail...

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Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji Mocks Ex-boyfriend, Calls Him Idiot On IG After She Drove Past Him by SmellingVagina: 5:16pm On Jul 16, 2016
She has a smellingvagina the sis and that was what is chased that guy

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Religion / Re: Muslim Youths Destroy Catholic Church In Baki Iku, Near Abuja by SmellingVagina: 5:13pm On Jul 16, 2016
Owodiran1:
Like i said. The people are the one not peaceful not the religion. Afterall am a Muslim and i totally speak against what they did. My Quran didn't teach me to destroy other people's property especially non muslim. And my own understanding of jihad is to struggle to be righteous while some understands it as killing to be righteous. Can you see the difference . it's the people not the religion.

If I'm wrong correct me, for my Medulla is saying: ''Kill The Infidels...'' Propergate his words by force to nonbelivers...

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Religion / Re: Muslim Youths Destroy Catholic Church In Baki Iku, Near Abuja by SmellingVagina: 5:08pm On Jul 16, 2016
ISLAMABAD

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Crime / Re: My Experience With A LASTMA Officer Today by SmellingVagina: 5:02pm On Jul 16, 2016
VajanahDischaj:
LOL!!!finally you don show. hope to make this thread ooze with our pimpjuice!
hahahaha yes ooo

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Politics / Re: Why Is Tinubu So Powerful? by SmellingVagina: 4:36pm On Jul 16, 2016
Babacele:
'

I think DINO now has got a
Great JuJu formula to have
even started a great attenpt
to snatch the Slut, sorry I
meant Wife from him.'

Mr coward ,who wrote the above quote ? and whose wife / Slut is Dino Melaye snatching? answer before I finish you...
finish who? Well I did oo. Ojaaree go finish ur aja cunty cunty kia kia as you are well known for.. Sorry I meant Greet ur sweet heart4me. OmoBababuruku. Ooooh I meant My nice paddy. Dis key board not functioning well
Politics / Re: Why Is Tinubu So Powerful? by SmellingVagina: 4:24pm On Jul 16, 2016
Babacele:
just answer the question Onyemadu....
who posted that quote? you can't answer because you are coward! What is left in a man if he denies his own voice? the man is simply dead even though he is walking. sorry ,I don't talk with dead men. bye.
Bonvoyage My Yeye Mentally Chief Cripple cuntsucker. Ooooooh sorrry emabinu sire. I meant Safe Journey My Good Intellectual ladies man cheesy
Politics / Re: Why Is Tinubu So Powerful? by SmellingVagina: 3:42pm On Jul 16, 2016
Look at this foolish Eediotic son of a many fathers with a real monkey DNA running in you and not even ashamed to Identiy your sick looking body frame. Your mother who cant even spell common toto was always opening it at random was the major reason you brain till now still behaves like a child even at a jaw dropping old age!

I pitty you condition feeding from dustbin of life is alright for you as long as you get a chance to kiss their smelling dogs asslip.
Take a critical look at you life, is it worth living? A boring and loveless hopeless stupid, visionless, DOA life you have got.
Go and ask your moral disabled downsyndromic, mumurish dicksucking mom about your last daddy. Ask her very well, come back and tell us what we already know that he is a putty nose Monkey.
Now that you know. Pls go to that house, yes boy, the one infront of you... Dats it, the uncompleted one. You see those small boys playing on the sand with condom as football. Pls join dem. Thats where your mates are. Ediot.

Babacele:
' I think DINO now has got a
Great JuJu formula to have
even started a great attenpt
to snatch the Slut, sorry I
meant Wife from him.'







The quote above is from you? Yes or No.if you ain't a coward and a fool who are you referring to above ? I can't even mention your moniker because it easily depicts your low self esteem and disrespect for womanhood. im sure you are a disgrace to the women in your family . And no sane woman would ever allow you come close to her not when you spit on your route to planet earth as your moniker shows except a fellow mad dog like you.. how am I sure you don't even rape women as you are happy a out Melaye rabid berserk that needs to be put on leash? I'm ready for your cos sometimes you need to hit mad folks out of their delirium..... mtchew.
Politics / Re: Why Is Tinubu So Powerful? by SmellingVagina: 3:36pm On Jul 16, 2016
Look at this foolish Eediotic son of a many fathers with a real monkey DNA running in you and not even ashamed to Identiy ur sick looking body frame. ur mother who cant even spell common toto but uses it anyhow, always opening it at random was among the various major reasons your brain till now still behaves like a dumbass child even at a jaw dropping old age!

I pitty your mental slave condition feeding from dustbin of life is alright for you as long as you get a chance to kiss their smelling dogs asslip, not even their own asssss
Take a critical look at you life, it is not worth living at all sam sam. Your life is so boring, loveless hopeless, stupid, and visionless, filled with staydreams. What a DOA life you have got.

Sorry Go and ask your moral disabled downsyndromic, mumurish dicksucking ugly bitchwore, sorry I mean mom about your last daddy. Ask her very well, come back and tell us what we already know that he is a putty nose Monkey.
Go to that uncompleted building yea... Dats it where the very little children are playing with blown condom... Heheee dats where you mate are.

Babacele:
' I think DINO now has got a
Great JuJu formula to have
even started a great attenpt
to snatch the Slut, sorry I
meant Wife from him.'







The quote above is from you? Yes or No.if you ain't a coward and a fool who are you referring to above ? I can't even mention your moniker because it easily depicts your low self esteem and disrespect for womanhood. im sure you are a disgrace to the women in your family . And no sane woman would ever allow you come close to her not when you spit on your route to planet earth as your moniker shows except a fellow mad dog like you.. how am I sure you don't even rape women as you are happy a out Melaye rabid berserk that needs to be put on leash? I'm ready for your cos sometimes you need to hit mad folks out of their delirium..... mtchew.
Politics / Re: Why Is Tinubu So Powerful? by SmellingVagina: 2:56pm On Jul 16, 2016
My friend better mind your business, hope you are not too blind to see no woman named there? So WTF are you silly axxhole taliking about? Your
Poor mental and physical status would always allow allow you eat from their dustbin and kiss their doggy bottom self. Eeediot. Morafuckerr
abi you chop craze ni?
Babacele:
You call a well cultured woman of high pedigree and parentage cutting across Lagos to Delta a Slut? Jesus Christ , with all the rubbish you typed above it is obvious you can only attract and are surrounded by negative stuffs.....Juju, thugs, rogues, dirty talks and all nonsense.....as a man thinket so he is. I'm sure you have plenty Melayes in your family but doubt strongly if you can ever have anything as nice as Remi Tinubu's dog.

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Romance / Re: Could My Fiancee's Uncle Be Sleeping With Her? by SmellingVagina: 2:47pm On Jul 16, 2016
Nigeria is the only place where a man will knee down not because he wants to propose but because he has been shot!


You have no problem at all! Stay with her and dont ever feel bad because you are not the one taking care of her. Let her feel your love for her. Make her spend on you. I guess u are a student, when the time comes, push her aside and get for yourself a loyal lover.
Politics / Re: Why Is Tinubu So Powerful? by SmellingVagina: 2:23pm On Jul 16, 2016
You know when someone wears an agbada with long juju tied inside it that is more powerful than Police + Army join together. It's simple to control whoever! It should also be among what caught that bleaching gold digger!
I think DINO now has got a Great JuJu formula to have even started a great attenpt to snatch the Slut, sorry I meant Wife from him.

Before you can take him down, you must first of all take the JuJU down, which for now its IMPOSSSIble. Except DINOs formula may try...
ndidibabe:
I understand he was once a Senator of the FRN and a former Governor of Lagos State. However, he isn't the only one to have occupied such positions.

Jonathan was a Governor and also a president. Yet, i don't think that he is as powerful as Tinubu. Since Johnathan left office, he rarely makes the news headline.

Ahmed Tinubu controls today's senate despite not holding any political office. This is evident by the way he unsettles the Senate President and his Vice(na Melaye say na him dey on top of their matter o).

Anyone knows the reason behind Tinubu's power?
Romance / Re: “Nigeria's Hairiest Woman” Queen Okafor Shares New Photos (LOVELY) by SmellingVagina: 2:01pm On Jul 16, 2016
She looks like the criminal verson of Timaya. Even as a Man She still looks very very very Ugly!

Iya shekiratu! Abeg why u no put pepper for dis ewedu? Dat girl picture don make me vomit all so dont expect me to pay you.
Nairaland / General / Re: One Of The Most Interesting Words In The English Language Today Is The Word... by SmellingVagina: 1:23pm On Jul 16, 2016
Thank you Op.
Whenever I'm driving & Okada double cross anyhow all I do is to say F0CK Y0U ! It makes my mooora high when having S£X as I do normally say F0CK YOU DamnBitch
fuckshit:
One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word “FÜCK”
It is a magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasures, hate and love
In language it falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as verb both transitive;
Example, “John FÜCK Mary”
and intransitive; “Mary was FÜCKED by John”
and as a noun: “Mary is a fine FÜCK”
it can be used as an adjective: “Mary is FÜCKING beautiful”
as you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of FÜCK besides the śexual meaning,

there are also the following uses:
ignorance: “FÜCKED if I know”
trouble: “I guess she is FÜCKED now!”
fraud: “she got FÜCKED at the used car lot”
aggression: “FÜCK you”

displeasure: “what the FÜCK is going on here?”
difficulty: “I can’t understand this FÜCKING job!”
incompetence: “she is a FÜCK - off”
suspicion: “what the FÜCK are you doing”
enjoyment: “I had a FÜCKING good time”

request: “get the FÜCK out of here!”
hostility: “I’m going to knock your FÜCKING head off!”
greeting: “how the FÜCK are you?”
apathy: “who gives a FÜCK”
innovation: “get a bigger FÜCKING hammer”

surprise: “FÜCK! You scared the śhit out of me!”
anxiety: “today is really FÜCKED”

And it is very healthy too! If every morning you do it as an inspirational meditation,
just when you get up, first thing, repeat the mantra: FÜCK YOU 5 times, it clears your throat too!

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Politics / Re: UK Dailymail Used Amara Ajuzie's Photo As One Of Those Missing In Nice Attack by SmellingVagina: 1:09pm On Jul 16, 2016
If na Jackpot you win nko? This useless antelope think say anyone can dictate to life what she really wants abi? Wait, by the time you manage reach 50, you worwor body go dey beg You madam come start togo...
Crime / Re: Punch PhotoJournalist Attacked In Lagos As DSS, Policemen Watch by SmellingVagina: 9:52am On Jul 16, 2016
INTROVERT:
No picture of the "watching"?
don't worry, it was spiritual attack
Crime / Re: My Experience With A LASTMA Officer Today by SmellingVagina: 9:50am On Jul 16, 2016
AngelAhnie:
Been oppressed in our own land
correct me too if wrong for some damn medula tells me it is being
Crime / Re: My Experience With A LASTMA Officer Today by SmellingVagina: 9:45am On Jul 16, 2016
VajanahDischaj:
can't you see how wretched and poor they look. they are even ex-police boys or boys wey no pass police exam.
Hello namesak, hw far na? Just sy mak I greet u.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Women Fight In Salon Over Politician In Kenya (Photos) by SmellingVagina: 9:19am On Jul 16, 2016
The Yarsh of the one on right hand is very UGLY. Chai I cant stand ugly Monkey, sorry I ugly Ladies.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Lindokuhle Dlamini Kissing Jacob Zuma's Lookalike, Calls Him 'Sugar Daddy' by SmellingVagina: 5:22pm On Jul 15, 2016
mhisbliss:
lmao you wish
FUGLY :p
Celebrities / Re: Leo Mezie Down With Kidney Failure (photos) by SmellingVagina: 5:12pm On Jul 15, 2016
cococandy:
Oohhhhh. I like this guy. Pls don't let him die. cry
bae stop crying he is gone 4life! I'm still with you...;(
Celebrities / Re: Leo Mezie Down With Kidney Failure (photos) by SmellingVagina: 5:08pm On Jul 15, 2016
Abeg he should not waste money jo. He is stil going to die. True! Nobody ever walks away from kidney qwalabaa. He should use his remaining cash to kia for his wife and children. No need to waste it on himself. My One cent advise.
gisthit:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3973608_20160715091204_jpeg5df36ce8f7e3dd1371f91e37622a8f2a with wife


Popular Nollywood actor Leo Mezie is down with kidney related ailment. Sickness is said to have reached an advance stage and needs urgent financial assistance to forestall the worse. It was gathered that the actor has been battling the ailment for several months on his own until things got to a head days back when his second kidney was alleged to have collapsed.
The Abia state born actor had thought the ailment is something he could handle on his own .He was alleged to have been going on dialysis weekly which has caused him a fortune.Now his finances can no longer meet up with the urgency his health now demands as he is expected as a matter of urgency to raise N10 million for a kidney transplant abroad.The actor, who is now a total shadow of himself, seeks to the assistance of well-meaning Nigerians to save him from untimely death.


Source - http://www.gisthit.com/2016/07/nollywood-actor-leo-mezie-down-with.html

Foreign Affairs / Re: Lindokuhle Dlamini Kissing Jacob Zuma's Lookalike, Calls Him 'Sugar Daddy' by SmellingVagina: 4:23pm On Jul 15, 2016
mhisbliss:
who? So your wife aborts babies
because of your act I will not marry you again and pls dont address yourself as my wife to be again..cheesy

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