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Romance / Re: Why I Never Like Condom During Sex by SmellingVagina: 8:55am On Jul 01, 2016
Chysexy:
But i was only saying my mind you have your own why saying am insane common easy dear kiss
dont mind dem calling you insane while they are the ones busy increasing our population in nigeria. Only to pretend as if noting is going on. Thumbs up.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Airforce DSSC 2016 Recruitment Out! by SmellingVagina: 9:33am On Jun 30, 2016
InibeheSamuel:
Hahahahahaaaaaaa..... hypocrites in Nigeria.
Chaiii. ...
I just set a trap to see how nairaland dudes be.
So if in case is true... na so una for talk
Chaii fear human beings....
Meanwhile... I see una dirty heart.

In fact I get HIV and ghonorea
Bleep u all...
God Purnis ur Mama ToTo! Abi u think say we be bon fool? Infact u dont don suck pusssy tire con catch deadly virus now wan con reverse our mental status. God go expose you and dat useless commodore! Any attempt to spread ur virus is dead on arrival! E-diot

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Family / Re: 80% Of Nairalanders Are Bad Niggas by SmellingVagina: 8:27am On Jun 30, 2016
tee59:
Omo Ode Osi. A ni o ronu.

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Family / Re: 80% Of Nairalanders Are Bad Niggas by SmellingVagina: 9:50pm On Jun 29, 2016
Motherfucker ko Fatherfucker ni.
tee59:
....motherfucker. ....u ar mentally derailed. U av notn upstairs.

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Romance / Re: Guys Its High Time You Stopped Making Bad Generalization About Women. by SmellingVagina: 2:06pm On Jun 29, 2016
did you just say "assault"? do you even know the meaning of the word you just used?
Biko how did I assault him?

Family / Re: 80% Of Nairalanders Are Bad Niggas by SmellingVagina: 2:00pm On Jun 29, 2016
totaldiva:
Just see ur life. Are u one of d people I mentioned? No wonder, ur moniker speaks a lot about u. Take off ur smelling dick of my post.(spits tongue)

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Family / Re: 80% Of Nairalanders Are Bad Niggas by SmellingVagina: 1:58pm On Jun 29, 2016
tee59:
Can u just see ur smelling life. Who shld visit d clinic btw us? U or i? Ur life is irritating already. ODE.
iya we.re go get a life... Ntooor. tongue
tee59:
Can u just see ur smelling life. Who shld visit d clinic btw us? U or i? Ur life is irritating already. ODE.
iya we.re go get a life... Ntooor.

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Family / Re: 80% Of Nairalanders Are Bad Niggas by SmellingVagina: 1:48pm On Jun 27, 2016
Thanks sweety.
Prettiepearlz:
Lol, I can't but laugh. They are sure coming for you. But totaldiva, I won't agree with your 80% because nairaland has a membership strength of over 1million so you can't conduct a survey with just few people and conclude that 80% of nairalanders are bad niggas judging with the fact that you just registered April 2016 (no offence intended) or do you have another moniker?

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Family / Re: 80% Of Nairalanders Are Bad Niggas by SmellingVagina: 1:47pm On Jun 27, 2016
tee59:
By their fruits u go no dem. Des pple can neva be good offline in character and attitude.Out of d abundance of d heart, d mouth speaketh.
Yes another Sick Animal Spoted. You need to see vet

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Family / Re: 80% Of Nairalanders Are Bad Niggas by SmellingVagina: 1:44pm On Jun 27, 2016
Fool go and drink Otapiapia
totaldiva:
Over the past few years av bn a member of this forum, I av come to a conclusion that 80% of people in this forum are bad niggas. Three ways to know them are stated below.
(1) Through their posts. These people post nonsense and irrelevant topics.
(2) Through their comments. These set of people will never comment anything reasonable about a good and sensitive post.
(3) Through their monikers. These people do not have good monikers. Examples are; natotogokillme, irunobo,sweetorgasm,clitoris, penetration, vaginaterrorist, obontami etc
Family / Re: 80% Of Nairalanders Are Bad Niggas by SmellingVagina: 1:42pm On Jun 27, 2016
pcguru1:

Am curious why are all fictitious numbers always even never ever heard someone use 71% or 83 it's always even numbers
dont mind the sick Idiot

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Airforce DSSC 2016 Recruitment Out! by SmellingVagina: 1:37pm On Jun 27, 2016
InibeheSamuel:
Hello all... I have been shortlisted, I have one medical problem which is genital herpes. But I have clean the sores with herbal treatment.
I have no sign of the herpes on my genital.
But I want to know if that could disqualify me if tested?
I don't have HIV, diabetes or any heart disease.
Does Nigerian air force do test genital herpes?
I need correct answer please.Hello all... I have been shortlisted, I have one medical problem which is genital herpes. But I have clean the sores with herbal treatment.
I have no sign of the herpes on my genital.
But I want to know if that could disqualify me if tested?
I don't have HIV, diabetes or any heart disease.
Does Nigerian air force do test genital herpes?
I need correct answer please.

Na God Go Purnish your papa. How can you be carrying this very contagious STD Virus and be spreading it all about? Dont you know that people would sleep on same bed and bath together?! Chai. Your Virus has NO CURE!!!!!!!!!!! you risk infecting others. Its so irritating the way things have gone in Nigeria. That sickness is gotten trough sex and you can give it to others trough Towel. My God! If you proceed to NAF Kaduna with that sickness. God will Purnish you!

Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Gets Cozy With Justine Skye In The Studio by SmellingVagina: 8:18pm On Jun 24, 2016
My Aunt's Private hole woun't love this
Car Talk / Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by SmellingVagina: 8:04pm On Jun 24, 2016
Na beetles wey me take parole those days
Travel / Re: lessons from the lawmakers sex scandal and A personal experience! by SmellingVagina: 7:59pm On Jun 24, 2016
Senator go show oyibo say dem b he goats....
Celebrities / Re: Flavour Mourns The Death Of His Dog, 2pac (photo) by SmellingVagina: 2:47pm On Jun 23, 2016
We are talking about hard life 4 naija while some stupid boy is talking about Tupac dog. Meanwhile he should not let NAFDAC bring his matter of having canal knowledge with d dog. Cus only in a matter of tym Firs would soon catchup with him for tax
Celebrities / Re: FIRS Slams N75m On Linda Ikeji For Tax Evasion - The Capital by SmellingVagina: 2:30pm On Jun 23, 2016
Her Smellingvagina don RED. Now lets see her Talking from it.




*****but Lyndy Baby just call the FirsDirector, into the Home, Wash YourVagina and let him oo taste Test Run like Wizkid Director did. Whalahi, He would free your matter.

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Romance / Re: Guys!! If She Actually Turns Out Be A Virgin, Would You Stop? by SmellingVagina: 9:31pm On Jun 17, 2016
Foward ever Backward Never! I'l fork her wella wella. Oh chineke e don cum! Thank you lord for this new release.

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Romance / Re: Guys Its High Time You Stopped Making Bad Generalization About Women. by SmellingVagina: 8:09pm On Jun 13, 2016
cherryice:
i tells you lol..paulkillerman might even be my dad's agemate grin
and so?

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Romance / Re: Guys Its High Time You Stopped Making Bad Generalization About Women. by SmellingVagina: 8:04pm On Jun 13, 2016
Vickyydera:
Do you have any hidden beef with me? Your mentions are mostly insulting.
dont assult cutehetor. He has no beef with no one..
Romance / Re: Guys Its High Time You Stopped Making Bad Generalization About Women. by SmellingVagina: 7:59pm On Jun 13, 2016
Vickyydera:
I keep reading threads about women being heartless, nefarious and above all wicked. The truth of the whole matter is that you guys meet the wrong women and when the break your heart, you come here to cry wolf. Most times, men are the cause of these failed relationships.
My advice for you guys with broken heart is for you to quit being in the doldrums, pick your shattered pieces up, put them together and move on with life, take it as one of those things. Life is full of ups and downs, you try and try again. See whatever happened to you as a phase you will face till you meet the right one that will sweep you off your feet for good. Don't give up on love wink.
Abeg na who get One pure water sachet there cos this shitt no gree flush

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Romance / Re: Guys Its High Time You Stopped Making Bad Generalization About Women. by SmellingVagina: 7:52pm On Jun 13, 2016
PaulKillerman:
Fork them and trash them, that us their only use... Any nigga taking bitches serious is a big fool and deserves anything he gets...

Women are just sex objects... They understand and know it... They have no other use...

Paulkillerman! You too much.

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Crime / Re: RRS Officer Arrests Car-snatching Syndicate Member, Cheats Death (photos) by SmellingVagina: 5:40pm On Jun 13, 2016
odinese:
THUNDER fire SLOT left yansh! because i use chicken change insure my screen, naim dem com imprison my fone for 1month now. na chinko button fone na me use make fp sooo... FVCK SLOT AND FVCK THEIR BLEACHING CREAM GIRLS. FVCK BUHARI AND FVCK NIGERIA AND FVCK THE MOD WEY BAN ME...U GO DEY MESS EVERYWHERE U DEY
anybody do any how ---- Fork You Modz, 4k u Buhari, Buratai. Fork U Rochas Okorocha. Bleep you NIGERIA. Fvck u goat sh!t. Fork u bleachers! If u dont like this Bleep u IJN. Amen.
Crime / Re: Am Okoh Godwin Am Not A Bokoharam Member by SmellingVagina: 9:42pm On Jun 07, 2016
Meanwhile zAbraham is busy forking his house girl, while Muranmed is Busy sucking 72 virgin nip ples.
Crime / Re: Am Okoh Godwin Am Not A Bokoharam Member by SmellingVagina: 9:40pm On Jun 07, 2016
It showz u r a very dull guy for common useless smelling a bokki to lure you to up north! Man u can kill your mama sef 4 blood mony. For your info, u have made history and no morafuckker can take down ur infor. as for the north:::: as long as dey keep worshiping the 72 virgin master, ONE NIGERIA is Impossible. Be it, we will get independent six nations from the zooRepublic. While mr. CattleMan from da.ura, wish ya speedy reco as u battle tinitus, its the cry of women and children u killed 1967-70 u are hearin alone in your ear.

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